FOOTBALL CHALENGES: ZLATAN VS RONALDO THE SPRINT CHALLENGE And mobility scooters are not allowed, old man! Trust me, Zlatan will win… This is going to be a walk in the park! Just like Serie A… He couldn’t keep up even with that aero-dynamically perfect nose cone! Ronaldo wins! What the hell? Yes! Zlatan wins it by a nose! Zlatan can do that with his wanger too… Why would you even want to? POINT TO ZLATAN! THE TOP-BIN CHALLENGE Your top when you signed for Man United… In the bin…
Point to Zlatan! What? That’s not what a top bin challenge is, you top tit! POINT TO ZLATAN! THE CROSSBAR CHALLENGE Age before beauty… Yes! It’s not like you to set someone else up, so thanks… Yes! I too would have kicked it at your face, but your nose would have burst the ball… DRAW! Zlatan hasn’t finished yet! Zlatan wins! I haven’t finished yet! Put your back into it! Perfect! Great pass Junior! Well he hasn’t learned that from you… Siii! DRAW! Zlatan hasn’t… ONE POINT EACH THE POETRY CHALLENGE Yes! I love poetry! That sounds a little bit gay. Coming from Mr. Goattee over there… Are you calling Zlatan gay?
Come over to my house tonight and Zlatan will show you who’s gay… That sounds a little bit… I hadn’t finished, bring your sister. Which one, I have two… Both! And bring your mom. She knows the address already You disgust me… Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I love myself
The End
Siii! Zlatan refuses to perform poetry Yes! Point to me! Siii! Now that’s a little bit… POINT TO RONALDO, POINT DEDUCTION FOR ZLATAN! THE TRUE GEORIDE DIRECT MESSAGE CHALLENGE CUT! Because it’s a little bit g- Because it’s a little bit gross! THE DECIDER THE FIFA 20 BETA CHALLENGE Let’s settle this once and for all, MLS vs Serie A! The loser has to admit their league is inferior! Deal! LA Galaxy, ready! Where the hell is the Old Lady? Still in my bed probably… I meant where is Juventus… Italy, idiot! I meant on this menu… Serie A, idiot! I’ve been through the Serie A teams three times, Juve aren’t there!
What a sh*t game this is! Well that settles it – Serie A is inferior! Agreed! Why don’t you pick Piemonte Calcio? That’s not even a real team! What is this abomination?
FIFA bullshit! We need a new decider! THE DECIDER V2: FIGHT TO THE DEATH CHALLENGE What?! Fight to the death! Yes! But he’s a black belt at Taekwondo!
The only black belt I have is designer and worth 250000 Euros! Mummy! You’re mummy can’t help you now! Not the face! Even worse, the hair! And the face! Double whammy! This is for insulting my nose! I’m a galactico, get me out of here! Okay… Piemonte Calcio?! They’ve even copied our stadium! It is your stadium, idiot! Greatest of all time?
You’re not even the Greatest Ronaldo of all time! Well you’re just a sh*t Carlos Vela! What?! If only Juve had signed Lukaku. He’d have come to my rescue crushed you by now! Literally! He’s 42 stone! Castle Gayskull? Now that’s a little bit g— oh, my sister’s better not be in there! I have the… Pride? I have the… Butt-plugs? I have the… Village People locked in your bedroom? Power! Now that is a lot g… Stop being hemanphobic! I’m not! I didn’t say I had a problem with it! It’s 2019! Time to end this! Wait! Wait! Wait! You’ve forgotten, one thing! What? By the power of endorsements…
CR7 has the power! Shoope! Shoope?! No! GOAT SHOPEE! No! BUY ONLINE! NO – WANT TO DIE! Make it go away! Siii! It’s mine at last!
You meat-headed, Ikea-loving boob!

🔥Ronaldo vs Zlatan: Football Challenges!🔥
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100 thoughts on “🔥Ronaldo vs Zlatan: Football Challenges!🔥

  • August 28, 2019 at 9:31 am
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    you are with messi

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  • August 28, 2019 at 9:31 am
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    ronaldo is more fast than zlatan

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  • August 28, 2019 at 9:42 am
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    Skeletor Cavani is back😍😍😍😍

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  • August 28, 2019 at 9:48 am
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    Shoppe

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  • August 28, 2019 at 10:27 am
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    Messi vs hazard

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  • August 28, 2019 at 11:33 am
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    Fuck messi and zlatan

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  • August 28, 2019 at 11:46 am
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    Ronaldo 3 zlatan 2

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  • August 28, 2019 at 12:22 pm
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    Ronaldo does boxing he would beat Zlatan

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  • August 28, 2019 at 1:14 pm
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    HE MAN!!!!

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  • August 28, 2019 at 1:52 pm
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    Make a onana song with the Havana oonana song

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  • August 28, 2019 at 3:50 pm
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    Alisson vs Ederson

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  • August 28, 2019 at 5:37 pm
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    WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOD A GOD DON'T LOSE NOT LOGIC

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  • August 28, 2019 at 6:31 pm
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    What did ronaldo do to deserve this 🤣🤣🤣

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  • August 28, 2019 at 7:02 pm
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    I hope you make a video about messi and make him act like a bitch too

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  • August 28, 2019 at 9:28 pm
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    Pathetic unfunny shite.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 9:32 pm
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    Ronaldo vs salah ps..Ronaldo should win or bale vs messi

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  • August 28, 2019 at 9:52 pm
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    Sergio Ramos vs van dijk

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  • August 28, 2019 at 10:07 pm
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    4:37 why does Zlatan get mad when he calls Vela sh*t since he would be calling Zlatan the MLS G.O.A.T

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  • August 28, 2019 at 10:43 pm
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    5:38 O NO

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  • August 29, 2019 at 3:16 am
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    Go shopeee

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  • August 29, 2019 at 5:51 am
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    Karius vs Phil Jones

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  • August 29, 2019 at 7:12 am
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    Next video ronaldo vs balee 😂😂😂 u are the best channel in the world

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  • August 29, 2019 at 8:08 am
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    Oblak vs de gea

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  • August 29, 2019 at 8:19 am
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    Final Score Zlatan -1 – 5 Ronaldo

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  • August 29, 2019 at 10:44 am
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    Do Suarez vs Neymar

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  • August 29, 2019 at 11:25 am
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    Lol died laughing 😄🤣🤣😂😭😭😭😭😭

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  • August 29, 2019 at 11:50 am
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    How did Ronaldo beated Zlatan?!?

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:37 pm
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    Ronaldo plays football
    Football plays Zlatan

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  • August 29, 2019 at 3:20 pm
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    Ronaldo could you do the floss plz reply

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  • August 29, 2019 at 3:24 pm
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    Ronaldo the floor is water 🚿 🚿 🚿 5,4,3,2,1

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  • August 29, 2019 at 5:10 pm
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    Zlatan vs Messi

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  • August 29, 2019 at 5:42 pm
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    Please salah vs aguero

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  • August 29, 2019 at 5:52 pm
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    Ter Stegen vs Alisson

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  • August 29, 2019 at 6:32 pm
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    not zlatan say no no say zlatan

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  • August 29, 2019 at 6:36 pm
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    2 players that played for Man Utd, 2 players that are now in dying and trash leagues.
    What a match.

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  • August 29, 2019 at 9:44 pm
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    Remember the jake paul bloody face meme

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  • August 29, 2019 at 9:58 pm
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    Please James McClean versus someone

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  • August 29, 2019 at 10:42 pm
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    Lol goat shoppe

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:39 am
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    Anjirr ronaldo goyang Shopee😂😂😂

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:40 am
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    salah vs mane vs firmino

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  • August 30, 2019 at 4:40 am
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    Shopee is malaysian singaporean company, not from polandnesia. This people from this country is shit. They also say earth are from polandnesia. Holy shit.

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  • August 30, 2019 at 4:57 am
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    Harsh point deduction for zlatan this wasn't supposed to be

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  • August 30, 2019 at 5:32 am
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    Zlatan better

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  • August 30, 2019 at 9:33 am
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    Once Neymar leaves bring skelator cavani back

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  • August 30, 2019 at 11:31 am
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    zlatan better

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:04 pm
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    Exxtrra

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  • August 30, 2019 at 1:58 pm
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    Tokopedia : We've got Indonesian TV channels.

    GOJEK : Hold my Rich Brian.

    Shopee and CR7 : Am I a joke to you, GOJEK?

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  • August 30, 2019 at 4:55 pm
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    FAAAAAKE
    ZLATAN WOULD NEVER LOSE

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  • August 30, 2019 at 5:33 pm
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    Zlatan king

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  • August 30, 2019 at 6:33 pm
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    Kepa vs de gea

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  • August 30, 2019 at 8:43 pm
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    Ronaldo always wins….cccccccc!

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  • August 30, 2019 at 8:48 pm
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    1:33 at one shot the crossbar still hasn't moved yet

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  • August 31, 2019 at 1:31 am
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    Shopee

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  • August 31, 2019 at 7:24 am
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    Messi v zlatan

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  • August 31, 2019 at 12:43 pm
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    Ronaldo is best

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  • August 31, 2019 at 2:10 pm
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    LOL Ronaldo win because Shoppe

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  • August 31, 2019 at 4:14 pm
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    This was the most funny video i have ever seen

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  • August 31, 2019 at 4:56 pm
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    If you want to play with Juventus you must play PES not Fifa

    PES fans, cover me, let's Show those fifa fans Who to play a nice graphics game 😎😉

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  • August 31, 2019 at 7:51 pm
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    Shopee buttons

    5:49
    5:49
    5:49
    5:49

    Idc if you like or not

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  • August 31, 2019 at 7:59 pm
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    Please Van Dijk vs Sergio Ramos

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  • September 1, 2019 at 1:32 am
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    Great vedio

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  • September 1, 2019 at 2:21 am
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    The poweer of shopee

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  • September 1, 2019 at 8:33 am
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    5:45 Shoppe???

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  • September 1, 2019 at 9:22 am
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    Good😀

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  • September 1, 2019 at 9:25 am
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    Cool😂 ronalod

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  • September 1, 2019 at 12:48 pm
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    You bloody ….

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  • September 1, 2019 at 2:08 pm
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    Ronaldo sings baby shark

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  • September 1, 2019 at 4:37 pm
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic vs Carlos Vela

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  • September 1, 2019 at 4:40 pm
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    Ronaldo – 5 UCL
    Ibra – fuck all

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  • September 1, 2019 at 5:17 pm
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    Virgil van dijk vs Gerard pique pleaseeeeee

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  • September 1, 2019 at 8:06 pm
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    Hello

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  • September 1, 2019 at 8:41 pm
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    3:12 piemonte calcio

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  • September 1, 2019 at 8:57 pm
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    Please do jack greenish vs jhon McGinn

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  • September 2, 2019 at 12:07 am
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    Obviously ronaldo wins u luv him

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  • September 2, 2019 at 3:06 am
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    Please Ter stegen vas ederson

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  • September 2, 2019 at 5:16 am
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    Messi vs mbappé

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  • September 2, 2019 at 9:12 am
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    Messi vs zlatan

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  • September 2, 2019 at 9:42 am
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    Lol wtf😂😂🤣🤣

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  • September 2, 2019 at 10:19 am
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    now i know why Zlatan is gay :,D

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  • September 2, 2019 at 11:09 am
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    I need salah vs mane please 🙏

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  • September 2, 2019 at 3:23 pm
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    For the next challenge Muller vs Ozill

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  • September 2, 2019 at 4:29 pm
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    Own goal at last

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  • September 2, 2019 at 4:56 pm
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    Kane vs de gea

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  • September 2, 2019 at 5:43 pm
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    Shopee njirr🤣🤣🤣

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  • September 2, 2019 at 6:57 pm
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    This guy really hate cr7

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  • September 2, 2019 at 6:58 pm
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    You can see 442oons like both zlatan and cr7 but like cr7 more

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  • September 2, 2019 at 8:21 pm
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    Please Van Dijk vs Messi vs Ronaldo. Who will win The Best?

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  • September 2, 2019 at 9:37 pm
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    Modric vs Pogba or Modric vs Fernandinho

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  • September 3, 2019 at 7:30 am
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    Zlatan vs shopee shopee win

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  • September 3, 2019 at 7:45 am
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    Lololololololol

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  • September 3, 2019 at 10:49 am
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    That's the worst 442oons video ever because Zlatan lost 😭😱

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  • September 3, 2019 at 12:19 pm
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    Timo Werner vs Lautaro Martinez

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  • September 3, 2019 at 12:23 pm
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    Kai Havertz vs De ligt

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  • September 3, 2019 at 12:24 pm
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    Nonsense

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  • September 3, 2019 at 2:30 pm
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    5:48

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  • September 3, 2019 at 4:37 pm
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    5:48

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  • September 3, 2019 at 11:35 pm
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    Anjeng shopee 😂😂😂😂

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  • September 4, 2019 at 2:51 am
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    Neymar VS messi

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  • September 4, 2019 at 2:54 am
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    IM from Indonesian salam shoppe

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  • September 4, 2019 at 3:28 am
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    Da powa of shoppee has defeated zlatan

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