kIt’s your boy Beans! Answering the BeanMail! BeanMail, answering the BeanMail. BeanMail! Holy Potatoes! 3,000 E-mails?! Wow, I must be cool. This first one is from Creeper Girl. Dear Beans, I have an important question that came up in the shower. What is the difference between regular ketchup and fancy ketchup? Your subscriber, Creeper Girl. Dear Creeper Girl, first of all I would suggest using only fancy ketchup at the shower. Your body deserves it. I don’t know what regular ketchup is ’cause I only shop at Whole Foods. Also, what the hell are you doing would ketchup in the shower?! Wait, are you making hot dogs ’cause that’s the whole reason that ketchup is real. Oh my goodness! You’re a genius! I’ve been making them on the STOVE for YEARS like an IDIOT! But in the shower, you can cook them by the dozens! And come out with a minty fresh bod. Every house needs a combo shower hot dog maker just a heads up don’t put relish in the shower. It clogs the drain. Hearts and farts, Beans. And you think I’ve been eating food out the toilet for years it definitely thought up the hot dog shower. Two more emails to go! BEANS! This is urgent! Be very careful! I just opened a box of crayons and saw that they had bottoms. Which made me realize crayons have butts! Huh? I’m supposed to bring crayons to school, but I don’t think nudity is allowed. Please help! Your subscriber, Riley Looter. Sure, I’ll help! dear Mr. P00ter Hehehe! Sorry to hear your crayons have butts. I don’t think that’s normal for a crayon. Most crayons end with a flat stump. I think you accidentally bought a box of Butts on a Stick. Don’t feel bad, it happens to all of us. I know butts and crayons are very confusing So I’ve attached a picture of my butt for comparison. You should have your teacher show it to the whole school I’d hate for more kids to buy butts on a stick. Hearts and farts, Beans. I’m the best! If you like me answering E-mails, make sure you click that like button. We’ll do one more E-mail today, and then I’m going back to playing video games. What games are you playing? Let me know downstairs. I finally finished Zelda, so I need some new games to play. Let me know. Okay, last E-mail! Dear Mr. Beans I wanted to tell you that you have an “X” girlfriend who is the mother of your child okay? Wow, you owe 1 million in child support? Sincerely, The Lawyer. Dear Mr. Ask-for-money, I’m happy to see you finally got a job! Most Nigerian Princes just sit around and do nothing! Thanks for telling me about my “X” girlfriend. All I had before was a regular girlfriend, and she wasn’t an “X”, man! What kind of superpowers does he have? I don’t have anybody but I’m happy to support 1 million children. I can give them all jobs at my new restaurant franchise. Wet Weeny Dogs! Or they could work at my new coffee shop /porta-potty. If they’re more a lost soul millennial. Either way, I’m happy to help. Hearts and Farts, Beans. Wow! That’s it for this week’s E-mails. If you want your question answered, send it here. ([email protected]) I make sure it’s a question, ’cause I got lots of E-mails that were like, hey, you’re cool. And that’s it! So uh… Hey, you’re cool! This guy’s anti-climactic, isn’t it?

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100 thoughts on “Butts On A Stick

  • September 5, 2017 at 6:03 pm
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    Came here early from twitter.

    Thanks Alex <3

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  • July 22, 2018 at 12:34 am
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    I luv playinnh cortnite play it pls or die

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  • July 23, 2018 at 6:52 am
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    Why is the animation and voice different?

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  • July 24, 2018 at 8:08 am
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    Holy old trucker that hurt like a buttcheeck on a stick

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  • July 24, 2018 at 10:27 pm
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    The game i play is squad rivales

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  • July 24, 2018 at 11:44 pm
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    Love yo vids and I'm a boy

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  • July 25, 2018 at 4:05 pm
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    I play squad rivavels

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  • July 27, 2018 at 4:20 am
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    Wth

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  • July 27, 2018 at 2:10 pm
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    I'M NIGERIAN!!!

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  • July 27, 2018 at 7:28 pm
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    Im playing total war shogun fall of the samuri

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  • August 1, 2018 at 10:20 pm
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    I’m playing Splatoon 2 😀

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  • August 3, 2018 at 9:00 pm
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    Where's Alex where is he well idk

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  • August 4, 2018 at 1:39 pm
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    overwatch

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  • August 5, 2018 at 3:54 pm
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    Minecraft plzzzzz

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  • August 7, 2018 at 3:17 pm
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    Play littlebigplanet3 on your ps4

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  • August 7, 2018 at 3:41 pm
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    Fortnite

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  • August 9, 2018 at 5:02 pm
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    play Hotline Miami

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  • August 10, 2018 at 4:49 am
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    dildoes??

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  • August 10, 2018 at 7:05 am
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    2:32 his voice.look at the way he is typing

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  • August 11, 2018 at 4:21 am
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    ⚠o(?)o⚠

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  • August 13, 2018 at 5:00 pm
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    Mother trucker dude, That hurts like a buttcheeks on a stick

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  • August 14, 2018 at 5:34 am
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    Play forza horizon 3 and buy both of the expansion packs

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  • August 15, 2018 at 1:59 pm
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    Fortnite

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  • August 16, 2018 at 12:47 am
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    Alex not Bragg but the sticks look like dinguses

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  • August 17, 2018 at 4:52 am
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    I didn't know this was a thing, is this still happening?

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  • August 18, 2018 at 8:40 am
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    I play dead by daylight

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  • August 18, 2018 at 7:22 pm
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    Uh dude you might wanna change the thumbnail 😐

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  • August 20, 2018 at 8:43 pm
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    2:06 (Mobile users) What your showig the dislike button not the like button oh well my butt on a stick broke so oki

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  • August 21, 2018 at 2:32 pm
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    Play super Mario Odyssey

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  • August 23, 2018 at 12:08 am
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    Minecraft

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  • August 30, 2018 at 3:49 am
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    Those don’t look like butts on sticks oh no is that what I think it is ooooh noooo

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  • September 1, 2018 at 7:45 pm
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    no

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  • September 2, 2018 at 1:43 am
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    Are you fat

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  • September 2, 2018 at 7:33 am
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    Dear Mr Bean what your thoughts on the nockout if you should choose Bettwin durgers or hot-dog from your subscribe willow keay

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  • September 3, 2018 at 3:57 am
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    Hmmmmm……. those are uhm 🍆 on a stick…..

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  • September 6, 2018 at 4:29 pm
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    Buts on a stick Lol

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  • September 8, 2018 at 9:33 pm
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    This is the best video on the channel.

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  • September 9, 2018 at 3:19 am
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    1:56 somethingelseyt

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  • September 13, 2018 at 12:08 pm
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    These have dirty jokes…

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  • September 14, 2018 at 4:54 am
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    Oof, the thumbnail does not luk right

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  • September 15, 2018 at 12:49 am
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    Most edges if they be ruuqroiushrugruhr

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  • September 15, 2018 at 10:55 pm
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    Did anyone else see Tonyvtoons on the shelf?

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  • September 16, 2018 at 12:49 am
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    Derp

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  • September 16, 2018 at 1:14 am
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    BEANS I LIKE FOOD

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  • September 18, 2018 at 2:59 am
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    I cook hot dog in a pot with boiling water

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  • September 21, 2018 at 5:17 am
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    I Play ROBLOX

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  • September 23, 2018 at 4:30 am
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    I play ultimate custom night and Bendy and the Ink Machine

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  • September 23, 2018 at 6:39 pm
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    Do more of theese!!!!

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  • September 25, 2018 at 10:13 pm
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    Mother trucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick LOL LMAO r o t l f LMBO LMFAO LMFAO

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  • October 2, 2018 at 9:28 pm
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    Ya sound billy madisonish

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  • October 11, 2018 at 9:30 pm
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    who's watching this in 2018?

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  • October 12, 2018 at 11:25 pm
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    Dude why and play roblox

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  • October 14, 2018 at 1:14 pm
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    Fontnite

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  • October 14, 2018 at 5:16 pm
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    Dildo

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  • October 21, 2018 at 5:26 pm
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    ‘Hey your cool’ you’re*

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  • October 23, 2018 at 2:22 am
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    hi

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  • October 24, 2018 at 8:37 pm
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    That does not look like but on a stick

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  • October 26, 2018 at 11:33 pm
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    ROBLOx

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  • October 27, 2018 at 9:35 pm
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    I am playing fortnite

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  • October 30, 2018 at 5:24 am
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    ????????????

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  • November 5, 2018 at 7:35 am
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    I think you should play pong.
    I think that it is best to go in to it blindly, as it is a very neat game.

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  • November 9, 2018 at 9:03 pm
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    C.a.t.s

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  • November 11, 2018 at 3:34 am
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    Those butts on sticks look like something else…

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  • November 15, 2018 at 10:42 pm
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    WOW 2015 OMG I'M WATCHING AT 2018 XD

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  • November 29, 2018 at 1:11 am
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    I looked up "Mother Trucker that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick."

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  • December 1, 2018 at 12:02 am
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    Sooo funny

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  • December 7, 2018 at 11:53 am
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    ??

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  • December 8, 2018 at 10:44 am
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    doesn't the butt's on a stick look like a willy

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  • December 14, 2018 at 6:42 pm
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    DILDO
    There, i said it.

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  • December 26, 2018 at 6:38 am
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    please bring beans back i love him 😭

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  • December 26, 2018 at 3:48 pm
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    Butt man

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  • January 14, 2019 at 9:57 pm
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    You should play Just Cause 3! its fun!

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  • January 15, 2019 at 2:30 am
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    Butt on a stick it makes me sick makes my tummy go 2/4/6

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  • January 28, 2019 at 4:30 pm
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    Do not reed more

    Read more

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  • February 2, 2019 at 10:38 am
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    I'm playing god of war4

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  • February 6, 2019 at 11:38 pm
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    play postal 2

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  • February 9, 2019 at 3:28 pm
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    What is this anamation

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  • February 11, 2019 at 10:22 pm
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    I like the butt on my the stick and make it fart

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  • February 17, 2019 at 8:43 pm
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    that looks so inerpropit

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  • February 19, 2019 at 10:00 pm
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    kirby

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  • February 25, 2019 at 10:54 pm
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    This is kind of like YIAY

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  • March 28, 2019 at 8:13 pm
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    i from da futre

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  • April 4, 2019 at 7:55 pm
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    That's very innapropriate

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  • April 22, 2019 at 4:37 pm
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    I play sonic

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  • April 23, 2019 at 4:38 pm
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    ummmmmmmmmmmmm this is dum

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  • April 25, 2019 at 12:53 pm
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    More like nuts and a dick

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  • April 26, 2019 at 3:17 am
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    Flip a butt on a stick upside down

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  • May 6, 2019 at 2:24 pm
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    Uhhhhhhhhhhh the video games i play are

    Splatoon 2, dash tag, super smash bros ultimate, pokemon sun & ultra moon & X & alpa sapphire &mystery dungeon & white & white 2 & quest ,gacha life and roblox

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  • May 8, 2019 at 10:21 am
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    Are the fans real

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  • May 25, 2019 at 4:55 am
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    Between beans and your evil sister I can't decide which one I like more.

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  • June 10, 2019 at 2:02 am
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    MARIO!!!!!!!!!

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  • July 8, 2019 at 4:23 pm
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    2019!?

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  • July 13, 2019 at 6:57 am
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    Butt on stick…

    That looks and sounds so wrong…

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  • August 12, 2019 at 9:12 am
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    MarkexClarkex

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  • September 3, 2019 at 12:46 pm
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    Crayons with butts? Must be a dildo

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