(heavy metal music) Leave it to Australia to come up with their own version of football. For a natural athlete like me, mastering this sport would be child’s play. Meet Nick Davis, he’s the assistant manager of the Sydney Swans. I’m here to understand the art of what you call footy. It’s football, but it’s different than football. How is yours different? [Nick] It’s a round field. So, there’s no offense and defense. [Conan] No offense or defense? [Nick] No offense, no defense. No helmets. [Conan] No helmets? [Nick] No helmets. No pads. [Conan] No pads? [Nick] No pads. [Conan] How do you know when you’ve scored a touchdown if it’s round? It’s like a field goal. Kick the ball between the goals. Okay. I should point out, we’re underneath the, (plane engine roaring) you practice at the airport. At the airport. It’s good for the communication. Right. (plane engine drowns out speech) There’s a lot of, really, positives of being at the airport though, mate. You know what’s great? I didn’t hear any of that. That’s alright. Neither do the players, too.
I didn’t hear a single word. I’ve played quite a bit of football in my day. It looks like it. I find that a bit sarcastic, but I’m gonna take it. Alright.
That’s fine. The other thing in AFL is, there’s no sleeves on our jersey. So, it’s really important, if you’re gonna be an AFL player… Okay. That you work you this area a lot. Okay, what do you think? How do I look right now? I said you need to work this area. You think I need to work this area? A little bit. We got you these bright yellow Nikes, so it will give you the illusion of speed. Even if the speed’s not there, you’re gonna look fast. Yeah, you’re gonna look, you’re gonna have all the gear. You’re a rude person, Nick. You’re a rude person. I deal in facts. (heavy metal music) So, Nick, what do you think? The boots look good. This is a sponsor, too? QBE, yep. You’re probably also sponsored by Dr. Seuss. Dr. Seuss. Yeah. Looking good. This is it. I feel like I’m going off to prom and you’re my dad. I’m taking you to meet the guys. Stretching out. Stretching out! It’s quite simple for a master like yourself. It just comes back. And…yeah, okay. So, holding it, and like, nice and straight, kick it. Do we just kick it like that? Who’s laughing? (laughter from Nick) Who’s laughing? This is a circle of trust! We support each other as a team! That’s what the Swans are all about! So I want you to jump down to that second black line. Turn around and I’ll kick it to you. Faster! (marching band music) [Nick] Yeah, that’s alright. In a game I think someone would’ve got you by now. Alright. There’s one more thing. You need to be able to take a specky. What’s take a specky? [Nick] Catching the ball while standing on someone else. There’s no laughing! We’re a team! Who’s the teammate who runs around in the orange thing, dressed like a jar of mustard? Who’s that? Oh, no, this is just a training aid. Oh, this is just for training? You don’t wear this during the game? No, no helmets ever. Well how would I get up on his back if I didn’t have the orange thing? Athleticism. Ability. Desire. Okay. Close! We’ll keep trying ’til we get it! (marching band music) (Conan grunting) We need to get you physically ready to play. So, there’s no helmet. Right. No pads. No pads. Who’s gonna take me down? This guy here? [Nick] Yep. Step forward! Jesus, Lewis. When did they thaw you out? This is incredible. So let’s, should we just do a practice one with Lewis? Here we go. (Conan grunting) It’s yours. Back down the line. (Conan grunting) Put him down, Lewis. (Conan yells) Okay, now I’m gonna need your strongest kicker. [Nick] Will! [Conan] Could you come over here, Will? [Nick] We need you, man. Will, this is important. This is a ball I’ve had specially made. It’s got Jordan Schlansky on it on both sides. He’s one of the most hated people in North America and around the world. It’s important you really hate this guy as much as I do. Can you say you hate him? I hate you. You don’t do anything at the show. You don’t do anything at the show. You just make yourself expensive coffees. You make yourself expensive coffees. You act like you know everything about Italy but you don’t. You act like you know everything about Italy but you don’t. Alright, kick his head into the next century. (laughter from Conan) Thank you! Alright, thank you so much, guys. You taught me that this is not the sport for me. Maybe no sport is the sport for me. (plane engine roaring) And now comes an airplane. (bleep) you!

Conan Plays Australian Rules Football With The Sydney Swans – CONAN on TBS
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100 thoughts on “Conan Plays Australian Rules Football With The Sydney Swans – CONAN on TBS

  • July 29, 2019 at 1:16 pm
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    4:59 He dragged Conan like mother take out her very naughty son from playground society immediately 😂 very impressive streght!

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  • July 29, 2019 at 6:32 pm
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    I didn't know there was a worse sport than American football.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 4:13 am
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    Conan and footy. 2 of my favourite things.

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  • July 31, 2019 at 9:07 pm
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    Conan the comedian…. Coming to a cinema near you!

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  • August 1, 2019 at 10:08 am
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    hhh thats rude , I like jordan

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  • August 2, 2019 at 6:51 am
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    Go SWANS

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  • August 2, 2019 at 7:46 am
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    Australian Football is older than American Football

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  • August 2, 2019 at 10:16 am
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    Why would he be taught to play AFL by the Sydney Swans? The ones who are 4th LAST in the ladder. No wonder he ended up being so bad. He should have gone to the Greater Western Sydney Giants because they are better and 5th from the TOP

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  • August 3, 2019 at 6:16 am
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    I feel so bad for Jordan

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  • August 4, 2019 at 6:13 am
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    Aussies are so much tougher than the rest of us

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  • August 4, 2019 at 6:22 am
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    Australian people are so good looking, dang

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  • August 4, 2019 at 7:19 pm
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    There's a bin chicken on the video!

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  • August 4, 2019 at 11:27 pm
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    This is exactly why Conan is better than Stephen Colbert

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  • August 5, 2019 at 2:05 am
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    Aaa

    Soccer the most powerful sport on Planet Earth has four billion fans and loved by every country on earth or over 240 countries including dependencies> afl only has six million fans and loved by four Australian states

    Soccer a sport for all religions, race, backgrounds, nationality jshv

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  • August 5, 2019 at 1:52 pm
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    Conan o buff

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  • August 6, 2019 at 6:05 am
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    Do they not know what brain damage is lol

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  • August 7, 2019 at 8:40 am
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    too bad for sports too good for comedy

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  • August 7, 2019 at 6:22 pm
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    So… It's rugby?

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  • August 7, 2019 at 7:45 pm
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    He's an annunaki

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  • August 10, 2019 at 3:40 am
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    I barrick i these guys

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  • August 10, 2019 at 9:44 am
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    It is like put fews basket ball player to play a football

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  • August 11, 2019 at 11:08 am
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    The lions are better

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:42 pm
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    The boots were almost as bright as his skin.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 11:21 pm
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    But thats not football 🙁

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  • August 12, 2019 at 1:59 am
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    Looks like the typical beta male wimp…….

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  • August 12, 2019 at 2:10 am
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    Conan's lucky he didn't turn up 20 years ago, or his shorts would have been very close fitting indeed. Budgie smugglers, almost.

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  • August 12, 2019 at 2:13 am
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    I don't get that first line. Every nation that invented a code of football invented a code of football. Or in England's case, three codes of football. Ireland has its own too. America has one, Australia has one. Canada has a variation of one. And I'm sure there are several more scattered far and wide.

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  • August 12, 2019 at 8:35 am
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    Omg he is like a ghost

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  • August 12, 2019 at 11:43 am
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    NICK DAVIS, NICK DAVIS I SEE IT BUT I DON’T BELIVE IT

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  • August 12, 2019 at 1:05 pm
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    Rugby

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  • August 12, 2019 at 3:03 pm
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    0:43 Hollywood Marines know the feeling

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  • August 13, 2019 at 4:31 am
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    He picked up Conan like a crying toddler! 😂😂😂

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  • August 13, 2019 at 1:22 pm
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    Who is the person at 3:18 (the one in front)

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  • August 13, 2019 at 3:29 pm
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    How can one man be soo white?

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  • August 13, 2019 at 11:38 pm
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    He needs to play gaa football

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  • August 14, 2019 at 7:04 am
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    "I hate you"…
    Couldn't put more aussie accent in just 3 words

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  • August 15, 2019 at 5:48 am
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    There are 2 footies in Australia
    -Rugby league
    -Australian rules

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  • August 15, 2019 at 5:06 pm
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    So the worl wide pandemia of arm's tattoos hasn't not yet arrived to Australia. Good for them

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  • August 16, 2019 at 10:42 am
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    I can never imagine the two jimmys doing something like this, conan da bezt😂😂

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  • August 17, 2019 at 6:22 am
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    “ put him down Lewis “ 😂

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  • August 18, 2019 at 4:34 am
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    Rugby*

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  • August 19, 2019 at 3:56 am
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    It's no ball in this sport ,, this is Handweirdball or Americanweirdhandball

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  • August 19, 2019 at 9:11 am
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    I like how he says Australia’s version of nfl when afl has been around for way longer

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  • August 20, 2019 at 8:34 am
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    In other words the Australian version of rugby lol.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 8:43 am
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    ah australia the land of the thor.,,now we all know why

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  • August 20, 2019 at 12:18 pm
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    GO SWANNIES

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  • August 20, 2019 at 11:47 pm
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    Conan looks like one of those afl magic wild card 😂

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  • August 21, 2019 at 12:58 am
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    Conan looks like Ronald McDonald in this one

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  • August 21, 2019 at 10:52 am
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    At 5:02 Conan looks like he is getting attacked by his older brother for stealing his diamonds in Minecraft

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  • August 21, 2019 at 1:31 pm
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    ‘Come up with their own version of football.’ Except for the fact that Australian football predates American football by about 50 years.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 6:52 pm
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    Theres no gear, what in gods name so….. your just slowy breaking down your body over the years

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  • August 23, 2019 at 2:29 am
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    So rugby?

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  • August 23, 2019 at 6:54 am
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    The reason he’s so bad is because he was taught by the 4th worst team on the ladder.

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  • August 23, 2019 at 7:45 am
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    funny as.

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  • August 23, 2019 at 7:46 am
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    nice kick.

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  • August 23, 2019 at 9:26 am
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    Not making them were headgear just sounds irresponsible to me.

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  • August 23, 2019 at 12:46 pm
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    lol conan looks so white

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  • August 23, 2019 at 11:13 pm
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    Who was the guy they put his face on the ball

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  • August 24, 2019 at 2:40 am
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    lewis is lowkey hot

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  • August 24, 2019 at 6:56 am
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    0:00 our OWN version? Aussie rules was a thing way before American Football.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 1:48 am
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    Conan is the funniest TV personality bar none omg I’m dead

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:56 am
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    Conan looks quite disturbing here…

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  • August 25, 2019 at 10:27 pm
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    Conan looks like Ronald McDonald

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  • August 26, 2019 at 10:02 am
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    I watch footy ,. FotbaL ,. Futball,. Whatever it is when I can't Sleep.

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  • August 27, 2019 at 1:59 am
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    Next time you are in Australia please play Rugby League that is our real sport 😉

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  • August 27, 2019 at 4:14 am
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    Conan is whiter than his jersey, I guess he doesn’t tan..

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  • August 27, 2019 at 7:50 am
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    Kevin hart: why the level of whiteness…😂😂😂
    He looks whiter than any white people in australia 😁😁
    Still the best host in america till this day to me 👍👍

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  • August 27, 2019 at 1:29 pm
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    “Put him down Lewis” 😂

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  • August 27, 2019 at 1:59 pm
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    Comedy genius.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 12:35 am
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    When he gives him the ball and says and thats yours had me in stitches

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  • August 28, 2019 at 11:08 am
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    5:00 is the best part 🤣

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:09 am
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    This guy is a farking snorefest.

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  • August 29, 2019 at 7:32 am
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    I love Conan. As an Aussie I don’t find American talkshow hosts funny at all…but Conan he always makes me laugh. He’s willing to seem silly but in fact that is brave when everyone else is so self-conscious. 🥰

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  • August 30, 2019 at 8:03 am
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    Conan is whiter than bread… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • August 30, 2019 at 9:21 am
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    Footie is older than American Football

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  • September 1, 2019 at 10:15 pm
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    Nice

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  • September 2, 2019 at 11:14 am
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    There’s no laughing!!!

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  • September 2, 2019 at 3:22 pm
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    Conan’s skin was blinding ☁️

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  • September 2, 2019 at 5:11 pm
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    That Jordan cutout cracked me up 😂😂😂

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  • September 4, 2019 at 7:23 am
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    This guy man. 😂😂😂 his face movements 😂😂😂 i couldnt breathe man. No wonder people alway doing hate comparisons to other host. Without material this man funny

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  • September 4, 2019 at 8:14 am
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    The only word is spindly.Big fan.

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  • September 4, 2019 at 4:38 pm
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    But for real how is conan so immune to embarrassment

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  • September 4, 2019 at 7:38 pm
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    yeah , go to australia and don't play cricket

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  • September 5, 2019 at 3:43 am
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    Nice legs Conan

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  • September 5, 2019 at 3:53 am
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    So many funny remarks in one video. I can't stop laughing..hahaha

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  • September 5, 2019 at 4:29 am
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    5:57 that made me break out laughing.

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  • September 5, 2019 at 9:27 pm
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    The guy whose the best kicker that kicked Jordan is kinda cute

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  • September 6, 2019 at 7:59 am
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    Those players are gorgeous.. Especially Louis.

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  • September 6, 2019 at 8:23 am
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    ”put him down luis” 😭😭😭

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  • September 6, 2019 at 1:06 pm
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    You picked the worst team 😂

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  • September 6, 2019 at 7:41 pm
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    Can I buy what ever they feed those players?!? I'm cooking my boyfriend that type of dinner from now on.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 2:43 am
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    This man funny af

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  • September 7, 2019 at 1:11 pm
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    And they’re the juniors 😂

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  • September 7, 2019 at 2:45 pm
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    Damn conan dont look that tall when he is with them

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  • September 7, 2019 at 5:19 pm
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    lol

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  • September 8, 2019 at 11:37 am
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    God he’s so awkward lol

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  • September 8, 2019 at 4:36 pm
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    What a pathetic name for a team, yet again, what a pathetic remake of real football. 🏈

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  • September 8, 2019 at 8:53 pm
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    How could anyone not love Conan? Much love from Germany

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  • September 9, 2019 at 1:29 pm
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    American and Australian: talk about football.
    European: triggered

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