I’m not for abortion Oh, oh shut up, nigga I’m not for it, but I’m not against it easy It all depends on who I get pregnant So in that spirit tonight I thought I’d stop my show a little differently tonight I’m going to do something that I’m not particularly good at but that I like to do tonight. I’m going to try some impressions out I only got two I The first impressions kind of dumb but I like it this this is my impression. He ready. This is my impression of the founding fathers of America When the Constitution was being written you read it, here it goes Hurry up and finish that Constitution nigger. I’m trying to get some sleep It’s mad bad, right? All right the next one I’m just afraid of being attacked Happens the best don’t ever forget what happened to that French actor? Well, tell him how juicy smoo yeah, he’s a very French very famous French actor Yeah, I never heard of Jews in school yet Jews espalier is actively France And he became famous on a show called Empire One night he was in Chicago late at night and was the victim I Don’t see if you can guess who it is. I’m doing an impression of all right, let me get into character You gotta guess who it is though? Okay Here goes Oh, duh Hey, sir, if you do anything wrong in your life dull and I find out about it I’m gonna try to take everything away from you and I don’t care what I find out could be today tomorrow 15-20 years from now if I find out you’re fucking do finished Who’s that that’s you That’s where the audience sounds like to me That’s why I will be coming out doing comedy old town because y’all niggas is the worst motherfuckers I’ve ever tried to entertain in my

DAVE CHAPPELLE – STICKS AND STONES ( CONTROVERSIAL JOKES ? )
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  • September 4, 2019 at 1:12 pm
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    Real comedy.

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  • September 4, 2019 at 9:59 pm
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    Pure legend

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  • September 4, 2019 at 11:05 pm
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    Washed up. 🚮

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  • September 5, 2019 at 12:22 am
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    Can't find the abortion joke anywhere. It's almost like Liberals and Democrats are trying to censor us…

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  • September 5, 2019 at 12:32 am
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    Dave is the best

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  • September 5, 2019 at 1:24 am
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    Funny as hell

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  • September 5, 2019 at 4:18 am
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    Jussy smolliet french actor😂😃😅😁

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  • September 5, 2019 at 4:50 am
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    Dang Dave Killed it.. He said it to everyone straight up.. You the worst mother#!!!! I have ever tried to entertain in my life… Liberals pieces of feces LMAO

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  • September 5, 2019 at 6:00 am
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    "Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's you" hahaha, had me rollin.

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  • September 5, 2019 at 9:26 am
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    Hahahaha TRUMP TRUMP …

    THATS YOOUUUU

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  • September 5, 2019 at 11:37 am
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    0:16 listen to women cheering on killing babies.

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  • September 5, 2019 at 8:13 pm
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    I don't like abortion but getting mad at the man is stupid

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  • September 5, 2019 at 8:18 pm
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    He’s so right on about cancel culture. Pathetic!!

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  • September 5, 2019 at 9:43 pm
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    Not only was it surface funny but if you heard him you will realize that people today are so messed up and screwed up & for those that think it’s ok to be or do what he joked about then your the problem! #staywoke #classiccomedy #sticksandstones #createdawave #freedomofspeech #freedomofexpression #justcauseyouwantittoberightdonotmakeitright #butitdoesmakeitfunny

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  • September 6, 2019 at 2:27 am
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    Got only one good laugh from this special. I like his stuff but he takes himself way too serious now. Now it's just him trying to out do other lesser comedians who use molestation jokes and other shock me shit. Dave is funny doin simpler stuff. Richard Pryors Mudbone stuff still the best!

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  • September 6, 2019 at 2:29 am
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    I loved the special but black people would be crying and bitching if someone made a black joke they are apart of the cancel culture when it suits them #hypocrites

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  • September 6, 2019 at 3:47 am
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    Only thing he fucked up on factually was the founding fathers being racist, those guys started the first abolitionist movements haha still funny af tho …0% on rotten tomatoes😂😂

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  • September 6, 2019 at 5:38 am
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    Fucking channel name tricked me again

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  • September 6, 2019 at 10:58 am
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    Dave Chapelle… Legendary.

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  • September 6, 2019 at 12:30 pm
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    Is the audience so mentally retarded they call out Trump instead of the p.c. woke puritans? Yes. They are.

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  • September 6, 2019 at 1:00 pm
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    Only man that can diss the audience that paid to see him and they still laugh

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  • September 6, 2019 at 1:08 pm
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    You can "fuck" with Jesus,chatolics,anybody that Liberals hate,but dont you touch lgbtq etc,killing babies(condoms are expensive) and you will get 0% on rotten rotten tomatos

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  • September 6, 2019 at 6:25 pm
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    Dave is genius, that is all

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  • September 7, 2019 at 2:58 am
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    Why am I the only one that fell for the 7.8 m views?

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  • September 7, 2019 at 4:44 am
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    They tried to say trump

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  • September 7, 2019 at 8:28 pm
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    Yikes

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  • September 9, 2019 at 12:22 am
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    Encore don’t stop we need more of reality bring people back to the ground

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  • September 9, 2019 at 2:00 am
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    LAst part was best part. And still the sjws tried to attack him lmao he was right though

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  • September 9, 2019 at 3:29 am
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    Who did the half ass subtitle ?

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  • September 9, 2019 at 6:16 pm
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    I might have to renew my netflix to watch this. 🤣

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  • September 9, 2019 at 8:23 pm
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    I see what you did there…..

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  • September 10, 2019 at 3:22 am
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    “Jussie Smollei” 😂😂😂

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  • September 12, 2019 at 12:01 am
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    Chapelle is criticizing everybody. That's what's fun for me. Nobody's safe

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  • September 12, 2019 at 4:31 am
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    Pure beast

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  • September 12, 2019 at 3:37 pm
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    You know you live in an age of idiots when people take jokes seriously😂

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  • September 13, 2019 at 6:26 pm
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    Dave Chappelle is inevitable

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