– I been watching that new OJ show. I can’t get enough of that shit. Doesn’t it bring back good memories? I forgot just how
polarizing that OJ case was. And, you know, I’ve met OJ Simpson on four different occasions in my life. And before the end of the show, I will tell you about
each of those occasions. The first time I met OJ
Simpson, I was in Santa Monica. – [Man In Audience] Santa Monica! Yeah. I can’t believe a black
dude was like, Santa Monica! (audience laughing) He was the last nigga I
was expecting to say that. Let me see your shoes. You got some Vans on, nigga? What you got? (audience laughing) Santa Monica! At the time, I was 18. I had done a show and then
a guy from the club came up and was like, hey, OJ Simpson’s here and he said he wants to meet you. I said, what? Fuck yeah. I ran down the steps. And OJ was down there, was like,
“Hey, yo, man, how are you? “It’s very good to meet you. “And you’re doing really good work, “and I hope good things
happen for you in your life.” I was like, “Man, thanks, Mr. Juice.” (audience laughing) Standing beside him. I don’t know the nice way to say this. His soon-to-be-slain wife. (audience laughing) Ladies and gentlemen, man the fuck up, or you’re not gonna make it
through the end of this show. Just man the fuck up. (audience laughing) She’s dead. You already know. We know what happened. We don’t know who did it, but we know what happened. I should tell you that
woman was very nice to me. She actually embraced me. She said, “I think you’re adorable,” and she hugged me. She goes, “Good luck to you,” and she held me for a long time, and I whispered in her ear, “Bitch, are you trying
to get us both killed?” (audience laughing) I’m just kidding, I didn’t say that, but. That was the first time in a nutshell. The second time I met OJ Simpson. (audience cheering) Was right after the trial of the century. There I was, now a young
man of probably 23. OJ Simpson was the most famous or infamous face on planet Earth. I was in a restaurant in
Beverly Hills with my agents. I wasn’t alone in the restaurant, but I was alone. I was the only black
person in the restaurant. And in the 90s, that
felt very uncomfortable. Now I tend to enjoy it at this age. (audience laughing) I was having dinner with my agent, celebrating a deal that
they told me was lucrative but I later learned fucking sucked. And suddenly, a group of women walked by. Every race was in that group. Black, white, Asian, Latina,
white, white, and white again. They were all gorgeous. I watched them walk by. Then I saw a familiar face. Al Cowens, the man from
the infamous Bronco chase, walked by and embraced one of the women and they walked towards the door. Couldn’t believe what I saw. And then close behind him was OJ Simpson, newly released from jail. The restaurant fell still. I was shocked. I didn’t mean to say it out loud, but it just came out. (gasping) “OJ!” He stopped, turned around
to see who said it, saw my black face and
correctly assumed it was me. (audience laughing) I was sitting in the corner of the booth. He leaned over all the white
people I was having dinner with and shook my hand. “How are you, young man?” He looked in my eyes and
I could see in his eyes that he didn’t remember
meeting me the first time. (audience laughing) And then he walked away. And I looked back at my agents and all of them had nothing
short of disgust on their faces. And the only one with the
courage to voice their disgust was a woman named Sharon
who used to represent me. “How could you?” She said. “How could you shake
hands with that murderer?” I said, “Sharon, with all due respect, “that murderer ran for over 11,000 yards.” (audience laughing) And he was acquitted,
so, you know, fuck it. Glove didn’t fit. Glove didn’t fit. Get over yourself. The third time I met OJ Simpson. (audience cheering) Third time I met OJ Simpson,
I was doing great in life. I just finished the second
season of Chappelle’s Show. (audience cheering) Man, those were good days. I was playing a comedy
club in Miami, The Improv. I don’t know if you’ve ever been, but if you have, you’d know the door for the greenroom
is right on the stage. Can you imagine such a thing? If I walked out of the
door of the greenroom, bam, I’m just right here, right
from the dressing room. And I did that. I walked out and the whole
crowd was like, hooray! And I looked, ma’am, as
close as you are to me, I saw him as soon as
I came out, The Juice. And I saw recognition in his eyes and it filled me with pride
that he knew who I was. I didn’t acknowledge his presence because it was a white audience, and I didn’t wanna start a panic. (audience laughing) But I did my show. Show went great. I said, “Goodnight, everyone.” They all said yay! And I didn’t say nothing to OJ, but I just gave him the signal to let him know I knew he was there. (audience laughing) And I walked into the greenroom, and OJ was already in there! (audience laughing) I was like, how the fuck is this possible? I was scared. And then my friends came in and we all started talking. We sat there on the couch. And I’m just telling you
what I saw with my own eyes. You can believe me or not believe me, but in my experience, OJ Simpson, one of the nicest men I’d ever met. He was nice to met,
was nice to my friends, conversation was filled with
warmth and levity, humor. And wisdom. We talked for 90 minutes, and then suddenly The Juice said, “You know what? “I’ve gotta be going. “But it’s good to see you again, “and I’m glad things went so well.” I said, “Thank, Juice.” And my friends said,
“Yeah, goodbye, Mr. Juice.” They’re new to the game. (audience laughing) He said, “No, thank you
for your hospitality. “Goodnight, guys.” And we said, “Goodnight.” And he just walked out of the room. And as soon as the door closed, we all looked at each other
like, That nigga did that shit. (audience laughing) I could feel, like, murder in the room. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait. I forgot. The fourth time I met OJ Simpson. (audience cheering) The fourth time is not the funniest time, but it was the last
time I’d see The Juice. For some reason I was
at the Kentucky Derby. It’s a very long story. This is right after I
quit Chappelle’s Show in spectacular fashion. There was a party hosted by Michael Jordan and every athlete I had ever
admired was in that room. Yes. And then I saw a familiar face by the bar standing there, drinking alone. It was Chris Tucker. Now, you have to remember, at this time, we were both technically missing. (audience laughing) And we went over and we’re
talking with one another and motherfuckers were
amazed to see us together. Seeing me and Chris Tucker at that point would be like seeing
Bigfoot riding a unicorn. You wouldn’t believe that’s
what you were seeing. And then through all the gawkers, a familiar face pushed through the crowd. Here it was again, The Juice. He had his camera ready. He was like, “Dave, Chris,
good to see you guys. “Hey, come on, guys. “Let’s all get together for a picture.” And at the same time, me
and Chris were like, no. Can’t do that. Sorry, Juice, my career’s too flimsy to survive a picture with you. (audience laughing) That’s the end. Good night. (upbeat instrumental music) (audience cheering)

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100 thoughts on “Dave Chappelle Thinks OJ Simpson Might Be Chasing Him | Netflix Is A Joke

  • June 26, 2019 at 7:59 pm
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    Third is our fave. 
    2:17 – 2nd run-in 
    5:09 – 3rd run-in 
    7:40 – 4th run-in

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  • September 6, 2019 at 11:08 pm
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    Murderer in the room….lol

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  • September 6, 2019 at 11:14 pm
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    Chappelle has always been a master at saying what everyone is thinking, but doesn't say

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  • September 6, 2019 at 11:14 pm
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    Great!

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  • September 7, 2019 at 12:42 am
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    anyone know the song playing cuz its greatvto see chappelle again

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  • September 7, 2019 at 2:09 am
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    "Man the fuck up" should be American's new tag line.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 3:22 am
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    I love what DAVES doing ,I'm all for it., but just a little observation ,He uses Ratial themes, says the " N " word alot, anf curses, where are all the SENCORS , ?? I WAS FLAGGED AND SENCORED ,,FOR printing the words BLACK PRESIDENT " like I said I love this Guy , but I WONDER what would happen to a White Guy if he produced the same HUMOR. ???

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  • September 7, 2019 at 3:48 am
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    Love this man. At what part is pampering pampering? It makes no sense. But love chapelle but I’m not part of the puss culture and the we have to be in tv and nit actually work tv. Tv=media. Not everyone falls for hitter propaganda

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  • September 7, 2019 at 4:33 am
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    No niggas around in the resturant. Good thing. My own race can cause Drama.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Oj's 10 year prison stint went fast as hell. But I know that being locked up.. Time goes by real slow.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 4:57 am
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    He rides that fine middle line doesn't he? He is a master.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 5:16 am
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    Yoo, its like they spray happy gas in there, the crowd laughs even when he says "… 3rd time i met oj simpson" or "i enjoy being alone these dayz" whats funny ? Like a small chuckle i understand but theyre pissing themselves, this man is depressed people, we need to help him!

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  • September 7, 2019 at 5:40 am
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    Dave Chappelle is god.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 7:00 am
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    wow that was dark

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  • September 7, 2019 at 7:37 am
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    Brilliant my friend

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  • September 7, 2019 at 7:40 am
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    Dave you're a treasure

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  • September 7, 2019 at 7:50 am
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    The new special is masterful – a little abrasive and politically incorrect. Loved it!

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  • September 7, 2019 at 9:52 am
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    Lol..Dave is funny as shit…. And I don't even know who TF is this OJ Simpson…

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  • September 7, 2019 at 10:35 am
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    OJ is s cold blooded murdering skum bag…

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  • September 7, 2019 at 11:28 am
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    Thanx mr. Juice

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  • September 7, 2019 at 11:41 am
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    Fuck NF and RT

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  • September 7, 2019 at 11:46 am
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    He’s so funny.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 12:24 pm
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    3:01 O hai, Michael Swaim!

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  • September 7, 2019 at 1:03 pm
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    Cold blooded murderer. Period.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 1:10 pm
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    netflix is satans spawn dave. get the vuk away from them.love your comedy.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 1:40 pm
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    The only funny part of this, is that people actually think it's funny.
    If you want to see a real comedian.

    https://youtu.be/6aIdNexGjw0

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  • September 7, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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    Theres like one dude who has a dumb loud laugh in the audience. Might have been the black dude who said Santa
    Monica !!

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  • September 7, 2019 at 3:17 pm
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    Sjw think Netflix is a joke? Who does ?

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  • September 7, 2019 at 4:47 pm
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    those that don't think Dave is funny, have a special room in the psychward with their name on it.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 5:04 pm
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    Man the fuck up.. .THAT'S GOLD, LARRY.. GOLD!

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  • September 7, 2019 at 7:28 pm
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    Dave is our savior, he is the SJW's Kryptonite. Slay em Dave. 🙂

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  • September 7, 2019 at 7:39 pm
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    The best comedian of our time

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  • September 7, 2019 at 7:45 pm
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    I loved this clip!! Its a damn shame I can only like it once!!! AWESOME!!

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  • September 7, 2019 at 9:13 pm
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    This guy is the best stand-up comic out there right now

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  • September 7, 2019 at 9:16 pm
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    "Bitch, are you trying to get us both killed?"
    Fucking DEAD

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  • September 7, 2019 at 9:50 pm
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    Like him but this sucked

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  • September 7, 2019 at 9:54 pm
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    i dont blame OJ , nothing more vicious than a lying bitch stealing most of a working mans money while shes off sucking a variety of dick . The real killer is called Alimony.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 9:58 pm
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    just good advice for everyone from now on 1:32

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  • September 7, 2019 at 10:03 pm
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    Does anybody know what’s the name of that track at the end?

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  • September 7, 2019 at 10:23 pm
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    Why is he petting his abdomen…

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  • September 7, 2019 at 10:30 pm
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    U see this, this is funny … not that stupid ass fake late night shows

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  • September 7, 2019 at 10:36 pm
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    The glove didn't fit 😂😂😂

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  • September 7, 2019 at 10:47 pm
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    All he missing is the famous cigarette lol

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  • September 7, 2019 at 10:57 pm
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    So will there be a 5th time ?
    Shudders and spills juice
    But not in ectasy
    Fear !

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  • September 7, 2019 at 10:59 pm
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    9m vn0 mlk0om kob. Nnbn bjjkjbjk. Kbvhhvh vh. Hhkbhh

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  • September 7, 2019 at 11:44 pm
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    Oj would of got away with it 😂 but why write a book if I had done it lol 😂 instead jail time n stealing ur own stuff 🚐🚔🚔🚓🚓run juice run lol

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  • September 8, 2019 at 1:06 am
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    A legend in his own time. Thank you Dave.

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  • September 8, 2019 at 4:01 am
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    You all do know a serial killer named Glen Rodgers basically confessed to his brother that he killed those two…..that’s how Rodger’s was stopped his brother turned him in…..google it!

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  • September 8, 2019 at 4:07 am
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    2:09 girl was not feeling him

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  • September 8, 2019 at 4:12 am
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    6:30 – Cokeheads

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  • September 8, 2019 at 5:44 am
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    MR. Juice
    i started to say wtf but haha Dave meant his name is OJ hahaaa

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  • September 8, 2019 at 6:04 am
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    Any likes for this wonderful comedian Dave Chappelle…2 time Grammy winner

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  • September 8, 2019 at 6:12 am
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    Dave should do some audio books reading

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  • September 8, 2019 at 6:14 am
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    Is that Michael Swaim from cracked? 3:00

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  • September 8, 2019 at 7:21 am
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    "White,Black,Asian,Latina,white,white,and white again"😂😂

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  • September 8, 2019 at 7:48 am
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    Lmao the look on that snowflake bitches face after that joke 2:05

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  • September 8, 2019 at 10:41 am
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    A white plumber working in the house killed them

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  • September 8, 2019 at 10:45 am
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    A white man admitted to the murder of Ron and Nicole on prison. He was a plumber doing work on the house at the time. His truck was parked outside in the crime scene photos. O.J didn't kill them but did pay the guy to kill them so it's conspiracy to murder.

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  • September 8, 2019 at 11:13 am
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    is that Michael Swain at 3:00?

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  • September 8, 2019 at 12:01 pm
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    Who’s that Lin-Manuel Miranda lookalike?

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  • September 8, 2019 at 12:02 pm
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    We love u Chappelle

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  • September 8, 2019 at 1:02 pm
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    That audience is a pack of morons listening to this crap.

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  • September 8, 2019 at 1:37 pm
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    Is that Michael Swaim at 3:00 ?!?!?!

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  • September 8, 2019 at 2:02 pm
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    Absolute GOLD 😂😂🙏🏽👍🏽👌🏾

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  • September 8, 2019 at 2:36 pm
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    Oks wife is a news anchor now it was a hoax dumb people don’t see it

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  • September 8, 2019 at 2:36 pm
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    Megan Kelly

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  • September 8, 2019 at 3:00 pm
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    I pray as Dave gets older he'll become wise enough to drop N/n-word😍

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  • September 8, 2019 at 3:04 pm
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    Honestly do any of you actually think this guy is funny anymore… He's a storyteller… Far from funny any more.. go back to the board chappelle get some new shitt..when you become as big as you you know that you can put out garbage and people are still going to buy it and that's what you're doing you're putting out pure garbage.. your goat yes you are…but you're starting to take advantage of this way too much by this garbage that you're putting get some new shyt foreal

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  • September 8, 2019 at 6:38 pm
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    I don't give a shit who you are, Dave Chapelle is fucking funny.

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  • September 8, 2019 at 7:10 pm
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    DAve's funny but OJ didnt kill anybody

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  • September 8, 2019 at 7:53 pm
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    genius. love sticks and stones. renewed my faltering of late support for netflix. i was so close to cancelling you guys. dave rescued my subscription.

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  • September 8, 2019 at 8:05 pm
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    love him. He's funny.

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  • September 8, 2019 at 8:46 pm
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    At 3:01 is that the guy from Cracked: After Hours?

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  • September 8, 2019 at 8:54 pm
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    Only black man…… O.J doesn't count

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  • September 8, 2019 at 9:11 pm
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    Saw my black face and correctly assumed it was me .. Hahahhaaha I died right here .. I can never recover from that hahaahhahha laughing till 2059

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  • September 8, 2019 at 9:11 pm
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    🤦The 5th time Dave met OJ …" 🏃 🏃 🏃 🏃 🏃🏃 🏃 🏃 🏃"

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  • September 9, 2019 at 12:16 am
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    Michael Swaim?!
    @3:00

    Whaaa?

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  • September 9, 2019 at 2:35 am
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    I notice that Chappelle's "fans" appear to be low-life trash that will laugh at anything. I suppose next he'll make jokes about people jumping off the trade center — and sure enough his "fans" will laugh A LOT. Because losers will laugh at anything.

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  • September 9, 2019 at 4:14 am
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    Hey everyone! OJ is getting married again! He wants to take another stab at it.

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  • September 9, 2019 at 5:39 am
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    Everytime he referred to OJ as "the juice" I laughed. Don't know why but he makes that shit funny.

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  • September 9, 2019 at 6:52 am
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    "With all due respect, that murderer ran for over 11,000 yards."

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  • September 9, 2019 at 6:57 am
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    Dave Chappell will have a 5th encounter with OJ

    OJ Simpson: Leaves the chat room

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  • September 9, 2019 at 7:15 am
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    women at 2:8 not laughing at all and looking like she is totally bored. if you dont like standup comedy then stay home

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  • September 9, 2019 at 8:41 am
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    like if Dave Chappelle is better than Keven Hart !

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  • September 9, 2019 at 10:02 am
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    😂😂😂😂😂

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  • September 9, 2019 at 10:38 am
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    OJ with Dave on tour 2020

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  • September 9, 2019 at 12:37 pm
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    8:42–8:45
    "Seeing me and Chris Tucker together on the same room was like seeing Bigfoot riding a unicorn."
    Immediately I thought: "So who's riding who in this scenario? Whos the Bigfoot?"

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  • September 9, 2019 at 2:23 pm
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    In case you haven't noticed, this negro engages in anti-white microaggression, subtle, but there. Racist pig. And he's not funny if your IQ is above 85.

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  • September 9, 2019 at 2:55 pm
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    Still a genius

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  • September 9, 2019 at 3:59 pm
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    The fifth time's a charm. ;-}

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  • September 9, 2019 at 5:26 pm
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    Swaim at 3:00

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  • September 9, 2019 at 5:32 pm
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    He has the perfect voice for story telling.

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  • September 9, 2019 at 6:49 pm
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    Guy clapping at 3:00

    Is that Michael Swaim from Cracked?

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  • September 9, 2019 at 8:57 pm
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    #StoriesOfOJ 🍊☻👍🏿

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  • September 9, 2019 at 10:11 pm
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    👋👋👍👋👍👋👋

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  • September 10, 2019 at 12:01 am
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    The OJ Simpson trial was a complete HOAX/STAGED.

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  • September 10, 2019 at 12:11 am
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    " seeing me and Chris Tucker together was like seeing bigfoot and a unicorn together." LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • September 10, 2019 at 12:16 am
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    Dave is great…does more for race relations than most. Laughter is a cure, life is too short

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  • September 10, 2019 at 1:02 am
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    Lol he said 😉

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