Guys, Fellas… There are many different types of girls out there Lots of conquests for you to find But if you’re looking for a quick lay or a
one night stand There is something you should keep in mind When you see a sexy girl that you might wanna
bang And you go up to her and say “Hey we should
hang” You gotta watch out take a good look in her
eyes That girl might lead to your demise
[music] One night leads to three or four more Then she’s begging you not to walk out the
door She says “Am I your girlfriend” you say “Sure
I guess” Remember sex is what got you into this mess She might have big boobs and soft shiny hair
She might smell so good and wax down there But she has another side that you can’t see
So you don’t stick your dick in crazy [music] Now the problem with crazy’s that you can’t always tell Some girls are able to hide it so well She might be totally normal for the first
little while Then she’s slapping you cause you made another
girl smile [music] You haven’t even tweeted about me at all
And who are those girls posting on your Facebook wall?
It’s only been two weeks but baby I love you Should our wedding colours be hot pink or
blue? She might have big boobs and soft shiny hair She might smell so good and wax down there
But she has another side that you can’t see So you don’t stick your dick in crazy
[music] Then she calls you and texts you and calls you and texts you
And texts you and texts you And texts you and texts you
And texts you and texts you And texts you and texts you and texts you
And texts you and texts you And texts you 74 voicemails and 32 text messages in 13 minutes. Then she cries and she screams “You’re ignoring
me! Why do you hang with other people, you should
want to be with me! ALL THE FUCKING TIME!” So you break up and block her from your telephone
And you’re kind of nervous when you’re home all alone
Now you’ve learned your lesson and you can see That you don’t stick your dick in crazy
She might have big boobs and soft shiny hair She might smell so good and wax down there But she has another side that you can’t see So you don’t stick your dick in crazy She might have big boobs and soft shiny hair She might smell so good and wax down there
But she has another side that you can’t see So you don’t stick your dick in crazy
No you don’t stick your dick in crazy Hi guys thanks so much for tuning in to this extra bonus rule. I want to give a special
thank you to Nathan Whitney, you can find him over at his channel “Starquasi”. I will
link it down below. And uh, you can click here if you want.
But thanks so much, I will see you next Thursday and until then So you don’t stick your dick in crazy
(no you don’t)

(Don’t Stick your Dick) In Crazy
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100 thoughts on “(Don’t Stick your Dick) In Crazy

  • January 20, 2013 at 4:17 am
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    Good luck with that 😉

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  • January 20, 2013 at 4:18 am
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    Well thank you! We strive to be muppet-like in our day to day lives.
    And if we can teach you something in the process…neat!
    This message was brought to you by the letters C, R, and Z.

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  • January 25, 2013 at 4:18 am
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    This was really good! You're very funny and have a wonderful voice to boot. And, now I know not to stick my dick in crazy! This video is going to prevent a lot of suffering, so thanks for doing your part to better the world. =P

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  • January 25, 2013 at 3:26 pm
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    Yup, just trying to prevent the inevitable 🙂

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  • January 29, 2013 at 1:29 pm
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    Hmmm – I did it, I chased away crazy and kept the girl 🙂

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  • January 30, 2013 at 2:56 pm
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    Hmmmmmz…
    I wonder what's the other side of allissonmadc… eehhh… I mean allissonmacd.

    Who cares? She looks great, has a beautiful voice and is a bit crazy (in a good way)!

    I wouldn't mind sticking my…. never mind!

    ThanXXX for posting this Alisson & attractive-guitarist-with-the-long-hair!

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  • February 3, 2013 at 8:48 pm
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    …how did you know…

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  • February 25, 2013 at 9:44 am
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    Hilarious!
    Don't stick it in there!

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  • February 28, 2013 at 5:41 pm
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    1:08 … subtle smile… nice.

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  • March 10, 2013 at 10:39 pm
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    Just plain awesome! made my day lol do more musical videos!!!!!!!!

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  • April 11, 2013 at 7:31 pm
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    Haha, I'm sorry for you!

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  • April 11, 2013 at 7:31 pm
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    Thank you!

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  • April 11, 2013 at 7:31 pm
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    More music is in the works!

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  • April 17, 2013 at 12:54 am
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    Because it should. It's solid advice!

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  • May 6, 2013 at 12:52 pm
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    Is there any way you could be convinced to give out the chords/tabs for this? I would love to be able to play it.

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  • May 7, 2013 at 1:18 am
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    Ooh, you'll have to ask Starquasi for that…he's the talent. I'm just the pretty face 😛

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  • June 5, 2013 at 6:15 pm
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    im like that "crazy" you described in your song and im a dude, so maybe the crazy would fit with me perfectly 😉

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  • June 5, 2013 at 8:16 pm
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    You may be the exception to the rule!

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  • July 20, 2013 at 3:47 pm
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    Why thank you!

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  • July 28, 2013 at 6:14 am
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    Well, you certainly earned my like and subscription. Make more songs like this.

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  • July 29, 2013 at 6:13 pm
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    Thank you so much!
    More songs are definitely in the works.

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  • August 8, 2013 at 5:00 pm
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    Remix- Don't take a dick from crazy….

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  • August 9, 2013 at 12:26 am
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    I like that idea 😉

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  • December 6, 2013 at 3:14 am
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    i accidently stuck mine in crazy._.

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  • December 7, 2013 at 4:48 am
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    As your mother, I was extremely offended young lady. As your viewer, I was very entertained. Great job.

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  • December 11, 2013 at 10:18 am
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    That's why I use different names everytime .
    Amazing song =D

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  • December 24, 2013 at 6:33 am
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    so she's singing about this: http://thecrazy.crymeafuckingriver.com/

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  • December 30, 2013 at 1:21 pm
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    Everyone should heed this advice, I say this from experience 😉

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  • January 4, 2014 at 4:50 am
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    lol I learned this lesson the hard way. The "relationship" lasted a few weeks before I realised and broke it off. The subsequent stalking lasted for 6 months lol, I could write a book on this. 
    Great video and song. Nathan's facial expressions were hilarious too 🙂

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  • January 26, 2014 at 5:15 pm
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    please put this on some kind of web store as audio only, id buy it!

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  • September 1, 2014 at 6:36 pm
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    7 Crazies didn't thumbed down this video.
    Funny though. To think of all the problems that can be avoided if more guys lived by this rule.

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  • December 28, 2014 at 9:47 pm
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    Ow, my younger sister went through this once. Dude was a textbook case of neurosis.

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  • January 30, 2015 at 1:41 pm
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    This deserves more views.

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  • January 30, 2015 at 4:07 pm
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    haha this is funny stuff…are you speaking/singing from experience??? lol

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  • February 13, 2015 at 1:17 pm
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    My friend is in one such situation right now… Really deep I must say… It's got to the point where he is actually planning on marrying her… He is bewitched for sure.. God save him…she is really crazy & she is into these weird magic and stuff…😈

    .

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  • February 14, 2015 at 10:24 pm
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    Having recently been released from the clutches of a girl diagnosed with borderline personality disorder, I would like to say this should be a warning anthem all men should hear on repeat starting at 18.

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  • March 26, 2015 at 11:01 pm
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    How True, How True! Was involved with a woman like that 20 years ago. I'm just glad Twitter and Facebook didn't exist then!

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  • April 7, 2015 at 10:10 pm
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    I accidentally stuck my dick in crazy. she seems all cool at first. Things got weird though and when i told her i was braking up with her she threatened me saying "if you brake up with me, ill kill your dog". And now were married for 3 years now. Please help me.

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  • May 19, 2015 at 2:40 am
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    I'm here 'cause I did 🙁

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  • July 19, 2015 at 5:22 am
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    She looks cute.

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  • August 10, 2015 at 6:51 pm
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    Were that this phone in my hands be a time travel phone that I may have not stuck it in crazy. Wo be me and those who agree that the minutes of pleasure are not worth the weeks of crazy.

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  • September 21, 2015 at 5:32 pm
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    Great song but better delivered by a guy for the misogynistic comedy. Sung by a woman it's self deprecating, not bad but sexist is better

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  • October 2, 2015 at 4:42 pm
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    You described my last relationship in this song ..

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  • October 22, 2015 at 3:23 pm
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    GirlWritesWhat brought me here, brilliant video.

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  • October 22, 2015 at 4:43 pm
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    Maybe not the intended message, but it seems like this song reinforces the idea that were 2 fuck around, only the man is held responsible…

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  • October 22, 2015 at 5:40 pm
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    Another rule don't pick up chicks at slut walks. Its  false advertising.

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  • October 23, 2015 at 1:17 am
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    I came from TL;DR. I'm not even sure how.

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  • November 19, 2015 at 7:42 pm
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    Discount Lorenzo Lamas

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  • January 9, 2016 at 7:11 pm
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    I needed this song in high school…

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  • February 8, 2016 at 12:12 pm
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    If you think the worst thing that can happen if you stick your D in crazy is her being a psycho, stalking and trying to murder you, you haven't seen the worst crazy. There are ways "crazy" can hurt a good man that is beyond any physical pain, and to make it worse that kind is hard to tell , posing as a damsel in distress getting the guy to fall for her and by the time he realizes how fucked up she really is and how it''s all part of a her twisted crazy plan to hurt her ex husband, it's too late, she's already pregnant with his child and threatens to hurt his unborn baby, when he doesn't do what she wants.

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  • February 11, 2016 at 11:34 pm
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    Is there an opposite of this song for the ladies I can share as well? Love it!

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  • February 29, 2016 at 1:28 am
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    So true.

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  • May 18, 2016 at 1:06 pm
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    Three years late but still a great song. Can't stop listening!

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  • June 14, 2016 at 10:42 am
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    It doesn't matter whether they have tits or wheels they're eventually going to give you trouble,

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  • July 10, 2016 at 5:42 am
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    This is fucking brilliant 😂 I stuck my dick in crazy and got almost everything this song warns about. Bravo haha

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  • July 29, 2016 at 12:33 am
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    Lmao this is amazing

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  • September 29, 2016 at 11:45 am
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    Instructions unclear. I got my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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  • December 22, 2016 at 7:14 am
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    This song would of saved me a quite odd marriage if I had heard it first lol five years wasted just for sticking my dick in crazy smh 🙂

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  • December 29, 2016 at 11:56 pm
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    I think this might be the most helpful vid on youtube. It is unfortunate it is not a required course for guys. The lives that could be saved…

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  • January 2, 2017 at 10:48 am
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    How the fuck did I get here?

    Well I wish I found this before I sticked my dick in crazy……

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  • February 8, 2017 at 2:27 am
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    NeatMike got me here

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  • February 8, 2017 at 7:01 pm
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    Awesome sauce! Needed a chuckle…

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  • February 12, 2017 at 5:37 am
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    Yanderes. Avoid them like the plague.

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  • February 20, 2017 at 6:28 pm
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    Here from NeatMike lol

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  • March 25, 2017 at 7:34 am
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    Friend said yanderes are the best
    sent him this

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  • April 6, 2017 at 10:03 pm
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    So what happens if you're blackmailed or otherwise forced to do it?

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  • April 27, 2017 at 10:31 am
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    And so a very valuable lesson was learnt. This should be standard curriculum for High School/Whatever in any country it can. Guys need to know this before they go out in the world.

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  • May 5, 2017 at 6:57 pm
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    why doesn't this have more views?

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  • July 10, 2017 at 12:38 pm
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    lol a song to remember funny as heck

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  • July 26, 2017 at 2:15 am
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    The horrendous amount of txts and messages sounds oddly familiar… 🙁

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  • November 19, 2017 at 9:11 pm
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    I literally love this song

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  • December 13, 2017 at 3:20 am
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    PREACH GIRL PREACH

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  • December 15, 2017 at 1:05 pm
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    But what if she's crazy smart?

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  • December 31, 2017 at 11:42 am
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    Sooooo true about the 75 texts

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  • January 4, 2018 at 5:25 am
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    Youtube: DEMONETIZED

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  • January 27, 2018 at 4:32 pm
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    Oh, shit.

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  • February 2, 2018 at 5:54 pm
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    Awesome

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  • April 8, 2018 at 8:59 pm
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    What the hell

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  • May 26, 2018 at 9:56 pm
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    I would so love to hear more of Allisons singing. She has a beautiful voice.

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  • June 5, 2018 at 3:29 am
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    that was funny as hell great job that was awesome

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  • August 19, 2018 at 2:29 pm
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    So women get the me-too movement, men get "don't stick your dick in crazy."
    Where is the song "Don't spread your legs for crazy"?

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  • October 5, 2018 at 9:54 am
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    Spread the Message.

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  • October 7, 2018 at 3:03 pm
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    I want that

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  • October 22, 2018 at 4:36 am
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    Lol

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  • October 23, 2018 at 2:28 pm
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    Instruction unclear: Dick stuck in crazy

    It doesn't matter to me, I got no female friends and rarely talk to my actual friends. And am a fucking masochist

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  • November 19, 2018 at 3:12 am
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    Yanderes 101

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  • November 21, 2018 at 3:04 pm
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    a lesson for every quote "Yandere lover" out there

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  • November 23, 2018 at 3:17 am
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    I don't know man crazy sounds pretty good for us without social lives

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  • December 11, 2018 at 2:52 pm
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    The sexiest girls are "crazy", as in "bad girl": twisted cruel. I don't really have a problem with clingy-ness, since I always sought long-term relationships and never one-nighters (I'm married now), so that's what "crazy" means to me. Had my heart broken a lot by "crazy" girls before I just started ignoring them and started pursuing girls with my ears over my eyes, as Thomas Fuller suggested.

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  • February 15, 2019 at 12:08 pm
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    Is this where the phrase originated? I'm trying to hard to find its origin.

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  • March 12, 2019 at 9:56 pm
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    Yeah – as I have heard from a few friends – how the hell do you know – she seemed so nice. The time is often longer that she suggests here – before the BPD shows up.

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  • April 5, 2019 at 6:42 pm
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    What if it's to late…….now what….LMAO

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  • April 7, 2019 at 6:41 am
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    This is real life lessons my grandpa tell me this wise words

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  • April 23, 2019 at 11:07 am
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    Back in day, I was "Crazy". I was cute, immature and very insecure. I got help and I have been with my partner for over four years. Had I been enabled, I would have never changed.

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  • May 18, 2019 at 8:58 am
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    2019 anyone?

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  • June 13, 2019 at 1:15 am
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    Hilarious

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  • June 18, 2019 at 6:11 pm
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    This video should be a PSA or part of sex ed in schools

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  • June 21, 2019 at 9:31 pm
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    Have no idea how this has not gone viral. So many horrible vids on youtube that have millions of views and this hilarious, witty, clip hasn't broke 100k.

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  • July 9, 2019 at 4:53 pm
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    Bravo, bravissimo! ! !

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