>>>OH, DAMN, THAT WAS HOLDING.
>>YEAH, CALL IT BACK.>>HELL, KNOW.
THAT’S A TOUCHDOWN, BABY. GO FOR TWO!
>>ALL RIGHT, NOW WE GOT A GAME ON OUR HANDS.
>>YEAH. HEY, WANT SOME BEERS?
>>YEAH, I’D DO ONE.>>HEY!
MAMA!>>DOES YOUR MOM LIVE WITH YOU?
>>NO, I KIND OF LIVE WITH HER.>>WHAT?
>>SHE WASH YOUR DRAWERS FOR YOU TOO?
>>HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
NO, I DO THAT FOR MYSELF.>>GUYS, GO EASY.
SOUNDS KIND OF NICE.>>HEY, YOU BUYS, BREWSKIS!
>>OH, HELL YEAH.>>ALL RIGHT, I CAN SEE HOW A
GUY MIGHT GET USED TO THIS.>>SO YOU THIRSTY, BABY?
>>HELL YEAH, I COULD DRINK SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>WHAT?
>>HERE, BABY, GET IN THERE. OOH, THAT CAM NEWTON IS
SOMETHING ELSE! [ LAUGHTER ]
>>MM! WHAT’D I MISS?
DID HE GO FOR TWO?>>UH — WHAT JUST TRANSPIRED,
EXACTLY?>>I WAS THIRSTY SO I HAD A
DRINK.>>BRANDON, DID YOU JUST
BREAST-FEED?>>YEAH.
BREASTFEEDING’S HEALTHY FOR THE MOM AND THE BABY.
>>YOU’RE 43!>>HE’LL ALWAYS BE MY BABY.
>>GROSS!>>I DON’T KNOW, THAT’S PROBABLY
WHY HE’S SO JACKED.>>BINGO, THAT’S EXACTLY
WHY I’M SO JACKED. GOT ANY IDEA HOW MANY VITAMINS
ARE IN THIS ELIXIR?>>IT’S NATURE’S MOST PERFECT
FOOD.>>PLUS IT’S FREE AS HELL.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, MAMA? IF YOU WOULD?
Y’ALL PLANNING THANKSGIVING? YOU’RE WELCOME TO COME HERE, I
DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING.>>I’M GOOD.
>>I’LL BE AROUND.>>STILL WARM.
MM.>>WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THE
GAME?>>THEY JUST RECOVERED THE
ONSIDE KICK.>>HELL YEAH!
LET’S GO.>>OH, THAT WILL BE THE SNACKS,
I’LL BE RIGHT BACK.>>BRANDON, WHAT’S THE STORY
HERE, MAN?>>THE STORY?
I’LL TELL YOU THE STORY, ANDREW. I NEVER ONCE HAD AN EAR
INFECTION. I HAVE ZERO ALLERGIES,
NO RESPIRATORY ILLNESSES OR BOUTS OF DIARRHEA.
IS THAT ENOUGH OF A STORY FOR YOU?
>>ALL RIGHT! FRESH-BAKED COOKIES AND MILK!
>>I GUESS I’LL TAKE A COOKIE.>>I’LL HAVE SOME.
>>THANKS.>>NOT FOR ME, GUYS.
I’M GOING TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE SOURCE, EXCUSE ME.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]>>GET YOUR MUSCLE MILK.
EASY, BRANDON, YOU GETTING A LITTLE TOOTHY DOWN THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>>THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
OH, THAT’S THE GAME, THAT’S THE GAME.
>>BRANDON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME TO
WORK. I’M GONNA BE LATE.
>>OH, HEY GUYS. THIS IS MY SISTER ANDREA.
>>HI, NOW LET’S GO.>>NO, NOT BEFORE Y’ALL EAT
SOMETHING. EVERYBODY IN.
>>ALL RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>STOP PUSHING, ANDREA! GOOD DAM.
>>YOU’RE WASTING IT!>>ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
I THINK IT’S TIME FOR US TO HEAD OUT.
>>THANKS FROM HAVING US. THANKS FOR HAVING US.
ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>I MIGHT CHILL HERE FOR A BIT IF THAT’S COOL.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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100 thoughts on “Football Party – SNL

  • May 3, 2019 at 5:15 pm
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    The kid from grown ups 42 years later

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  • May 6, 2019 at 10:11 pm
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    im searching for kyle breaking character, please tell me one.

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  • May 7, 2019 at 5:52 pm
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    Maybe that's why he's so jacked lol had me.

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  • May 8, 2019 at 4:58 am
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    Kenan just froze trying not to laugh XD

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  • May 10, 2019 at 6:49 pm
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    When Kenan said, " what just transpired exactly?"

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  • May 12, 2019 at 8:05 am
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    Chappelles a clone now. The real ones DOA

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  • May 14, 2019 at 11:58 am
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    Oh pete🍪

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  • May 16, 2019 at 1:40 am
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    Kenan was trying his best not to lose it

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  • May 19, 2019 at 9:51 pm
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    That is not Dave!

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  • May 20, 2019 at 12:08 am
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    Damn I was breastfed for a week and a half after I was born 😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

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  • May 20, 2019 at 10:50 pm
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    Breasssssst milk..
    You made my dayyyyy
    😂😂😂

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  • May 22, 2019 at 8:16 am
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    why to us panthers…damn

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  • May 22, 2019 at 8:54 pm
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    PETE 💀🤣

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  • May 23, 2019 at 3:52 pm
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    Kyle is the best

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  • May 24, 2019 at 4:47 pm
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    LMFAO Dave only drinks, the finest of breast milk

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  • May 26, 2019 at 7:45 am
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    That’s the set of Wayne’s world

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  • May 28, 2019 at 9:29 pm
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    little Britain rip off?

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  • May 29, 2019 at 4:34 am
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    Kyle, you lil weirdo

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  • May 29, 2019 at 5:24 am
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    pete holding his laugh is so fricking cute

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  • May 30, 2019 at 7:48 pm
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    Pete! 😂😂😂

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  • May 31, 2019 at 1:54 pm
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    I guess Wayne moved.

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  • June 1, 2019 at 5:59 am
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  • June 3, 2019 at 11:12 am
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    This is diamonds, man! Pete covering his mouth with a cookie, Keenan covering his face and Leslie Jones trying not to laugh. DIAMONDS 💎💎💎

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  • June 5, 2019 at 9:46 am
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    EWWW
    🤣🤣

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  • June 6, 2019 at 8:36 am
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    This would have been better with Kevin Hart

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  • June 7, 2019 at 12:56 am
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    Keenan and Dave are wearing both the same teams cloths but rooting for other teams? I’m confused.

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  • June 7, 2019 at 10:43 am
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    Kyle is the type of friend you in need in life, no judgement from him haha

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  • June 10, 2019 at 8:47 am
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    2:41 kenan's face lol!

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  • June 10, 2019 at 11:15 pm
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    It is free… Never been sick, no allergies, no diarrhea… but that Cam Newton tho…

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  • June 11, 2019 at 5:50 am
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    🤣😂 I love when they can’t keep their composure lol

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  • June 11, 2019 at 7:33 am
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    This is like the skit from Little Britain! 😂

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  • June 11, 2019 at 10:52 am
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    “Heh, gross!”

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  • June 12, 2019 at 2:50 am
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    Pete Davidson hiding behind cookie!!!!!

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  • June 16, 2019 at 3:18 am
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    omg

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  • June 16, 2019 at 3:19 am
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    gross lol

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  • June 17, 2019 at 3:15 pm
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    815 👎. Why? The skit is very funny. I like how pete tried to stop laughing and covered his lips with cookies.

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  • June 18, 2019 at 6:28 am
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    I love how on board Kyle is XD

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  • June 21, 2019 at 3:54 am
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    I am so nauseated 🤢

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  • June 22, 2019 at 7:03 am
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    That big ape fucks up every skit she's in

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  • June 25, 2019 at 2:23 pm
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    I was eating during this

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  • June 25, 2019 at 10:21 pm
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    Man everyone’s talkin about Pete but Kyle was KILLING me

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  • June 27, 2019 at 3:29 am
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    Everyone was laughing. Leslie and Pete couldn’t hold it.

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  • June 27, 2019 at 6:39 am
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    Pete always laughs😂😂

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  • June 28, 2019 at 4:56 pm
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    2:48
    Pete hides his mouth with a cookie.
    Takes a bite.
    Then hides his mouth with a cookie.

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  • June 29, 2019 at 2:13 am
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    You can see the milk bottle

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  • July 1, 2019 at 9:25 am
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    He'd be more jacked if that was 100% pure Cambodian breast milk.

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  • July 3, 2019 at 11:12 pm
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    cough mad tv did it in the nineties cough

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  • July 4, 2019 at 9:53 am
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    Pete and that dam cookie!!!!# love Alex Moffat's fAce

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  • July 8, 2019 at 8:54 am
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    This funniest skit. And gotta love Pete, but why did they put him so close. Like they wanted him to break character 😂😂😂

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  • July 8, 2019 at 6:35 pm
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    Here's more proof to why Dave is the undisputed world champion of sketch comedy.

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  • July 8, 2019 at 11:44 pm
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    Dave is a legend!!!!

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  • July 9, 2019 at 8:46 pm
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    0:04 did kenan thompson realize he was also wearing panthers gear b4 getting pissed?

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  • July 12, 2019 at 9:53 pm
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    I found Karol Kumdungeons earthquake puns hilarious.

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  • July 15, 2019 at 6:54 pm
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    Ok i see that carolina pantgers. Represent

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  • July 17, 2019 at 4:21 am
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    Bears rule

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  • July 18, 2019 at 9:42 am
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    She was trying to hold it too

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  • July 19, 2019 at 2:08 am
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    Breast feeding is the best. I never had a flu or cold until I was 15.

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  • July 19, 2019 at 6:48 am
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    That man is not Dave Chappelle

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  • July 20, 2019 at 1:18 am
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    Dave always loved his breastmilk

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  • July 20, 2019 at 3:08 am
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    Seriously this is dave chapelle? Wtf happen to him??? Voice box all deep n shit, like seriously this is him??

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  • July 20, 2019 at 8:54 pm
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    0:00 the two people arguing over a call were both panthers fans

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  • July 21, 2019 at 3:26 am
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    What happened to Dave Chappelle's voice??

    Doesn't even sound like him, and voices don't change..

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  • July 21, 2019 at 2:05 pm
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    3:33 ,you got it

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  • July 21, 2019 at 11:12 pm
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    when did dave chapple start doing steroids?

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  • July 26, 2019 at 2:43 pm
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    I said it was in the blanket when he first went under to drink 😅😅

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  • July 26, 2019 at 5:45 pm
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    Cookies and beer, that’s worse

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:05 am
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    I can't stop laughing

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  • July 28, 2019 at 9:14 pm
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    Anyone else notice Kenan and Dave are wearing Panthers gear, but they are rooting for different teams at the beginning?

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  • July 29, 2019 at 4:10 am
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    Mmm. Nothing like milk and beer.

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  • July 29, 2019 at 3:59 pm
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    THE FUCKING PUMP LMAO

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  • July 31, 2019 at 4:48 am
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    1:48 lmao almost break character

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:33 pm
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    I had not previously been lactose intolerant…BUT I SURE AS HELL AM NOW!

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  • August 1, 2019 at 1:20 am
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    Was DC drunk af here orrr

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  • August 1, 2019 at 10:23 pm
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    I miss Dave Chappelle

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  • August 4, 2019 at 11:24 pm
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    Pete has to hide behind him to hide his laughter

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  • August 5, 2019 at 7:46 pm
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    You know the shit is funny when even Keenan breaks character, he's the most solid I've seen when it comes to keepin it together

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  • August 5, 2019 at 7:50 pm
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    Mooney plays this shit like a fuckin pro

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  • August 7, 2019 at 12:58 am
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    Pete and Kenan are terrible at not laughing during sketches. SNL shouldn’t even be on tv anymore. It’s terrible compared to years ago

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  • August 9, 2019 at 10:49 am
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    The thumbnail is Pete getting the Ariana Grande treatment. 💦

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  • August 9, 2019 at 1:44 pm
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    The Guys trying to hide the laughter is the funniest part of the skit. 😂

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:09 am
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    You could tell they almost lost it😂😂😂

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  • August 12, 2019 at 2:42 am
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    Kyles acting fdhxhgvhvhdhx

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  • August 12, 2019 at 3:43 pm
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    funny part is when you know they used a cow's breast milk to make a skit about how weird it is for a grown man to still be breastfed. lol pete cant handle it

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  • August 15, 2019 at 3:53 am
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    Keenan and Dave rooting for the same team and arguing in the beginning 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • August 19, 2019 at 8:11 pm
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    Alex is so underrated 😂💞

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  • August 20, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    At 2:48 gets me everytime checking to see if anyone else was gonna break and then hiding his laughter with his cookie, funny as hell, can’t tell if at 3:33 that was intentional or not

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  • August 22, 2019 at 3:05 pm
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    Damn Dave always said how much he likes titty

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  • August 26, 2019 at 1:56 am
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    Pete states his top 5 as Chappelle, Murphy, Burr, Mulaney and Sandler. The man has real guidance

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  • August 27, 2019 at 8:01 am
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    Why was one panther fan arguing for holding but the other yelling touchdown? Get these skits are aren’t serious but cmon you gotta know we catch these things

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  • August 27, 2019 at 1:16 pm
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    I love how Kyle is just on board with it the whole time

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  • August 28, 2019 at 10:18 am
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    2:50 they was trying their hardest not to break character

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  • August 28, 2019 at 1:50 pm
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    "I might chill here if it's cool"
    That's a dude everyone should stay clear of

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  • August 29, 2019 at 2:05 am
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    I actually gagged at some parts

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  • August 30, 2019 at 4:03 am
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    "It's still warm"
    "Violently drinks milke like Vodka"

    OMG I don't even know why but I died laughing for one sec😂😂😂

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  • August 30, 2019 at 10:21 pm
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    Keep Pounding

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  • August 31, 2019 at 7:02 pm
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    It was mad fake

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  • September 2, 2019 at 7:51 pm
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    This was freakin great xD why am I just no seein this

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  • September 3, 2019 at 1:30 pm
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    You know its good if Keenan breaks. He never breaks.

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