You should have seen
the look on her face. I don’t want
Rachel to hate me. I don’t know
what to do. – Do you want my advice?
– Yes, please. – You’re not gonna like it.
– That’s okay. You got married too fast. – That’s not advice.
– I told you. Do you think
these pearls are nice? I’d really prefer
a mountain bike. Janice’s birthday is coming up. I wanna get her
something special. – Come in here with me.
– Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Whoa. You, uh.. You wanna get her
something special.. …get her flowers,
get her candy. Get her gum.
Girls love gum. That’s a good idea. “Dear Janice,
have a Hubba Bubba birthday.” I would like to get
her something serious. Oh, you want
something serious. You know what you should do? You should get her
one of those, um barium enemas. Those are dead serious. Alright, look,
I’m gonna go in here and you don’t buy me
anything ever. Phoebe, wh-what
are you doing? I can’t help it. I need the meat.
The baby needs the meat. Alright, look, you know how, you
know when you’re dating someone and you don’t want
to cheat on them unless it’s
with someone really hot? – Yeah. Totally.
– Alright. Okay. Well, this is
the same kind of deal. If you’re gonna do
something wrong.. …do it right. I don’t know what I’m gonna do.
What am I gonna do? I mean, this-this is like
a complete nightmare. Oh, I know,
this must be so hard. “Oh, no. Two women love me!” “They’re both
gorgeous and sexy!” “My wallet’s too small
for my fifties “and my diamond shoes
are too tight!” – Hey, here’s a thought, Ross.
– Don’t touch the computer. Don’t ever
touch the computer. Ross, listen.
I got two words for you. Threesome. Hey! Hey, No! Oh! Oh! – Run, Phoebe!
– Run, Pheebs. No, doggie! No, please! I do so want
to love all animals. Please, no! Get him a bone! Get a bone.
You got a bone? – Are you kidding me?
– Look! Kibbles! Bits! Oh God, alright. Get the hell off my leg,
you yippity piece of crap. [dog growling] Ohh! [barking] Okay. Alright. We have a problem. Why don’t you just reach out
and take his trampoline? Okay, here, I know
what we can do. Hey, hey. Hey, no! Okay, doggie!
Get the-get the sandwich! [screams]
Okay. Go get the sandwich,
get the sandwich, doggie! ‘Good doggie!
Get the sandwich!’ Okay, Joey, the dog
will lick himself but he will not touch
your sandwich. What does that tell you? Well, if he’s not gonna eat it,
I will. Are you crazy? Pheebs, he’s just a little dog. [screaming] [barking] Good evening. I am Mr. Tribbiani.. …and I’ll be teaching
acting for soap operas. Now, um.. …on my first day
as Dr. Drake Ramoray on “Days of our lives..” Uh, I learned that one
of the most important things in soap opera acting
is re-acting. This does not mean acting again. It means you don’t have a line,
but someone else just did. And it goes something like this. [clears throat] [gasps] Thanks. Thanks.
Thanks a lot. Oh, before I forget,
to work in soap operas some of you will have to become
much more attractive. Okay, come here. Okay, uh, about last night, um.. You know. Chandler.
You didn’t tell.. Okay, ’cause I’m thinkin’
we don’t need to tell Chandler. I mean,
it was just a kiss right? One kiss, no big deal, right? – Right, no big deal.
– Okay. In bizarro world. – You broke the code.
– What code? You don’t kiss
your friend’s mom. Sisters are okay.. …maybe a hot-lookin’ aunt,
but not a mom. Never a mom. [screams] Listen, I gotta talk to you. Sure. What’s up? Monica and I almost
got married last night. Oh, my God! That’s huge! Hey! Wait a minute. Why wasn’t I invited? And who was gonna
be your best man? Don’t say Ross.
Do not say Ross. Look, I just don’t
think that Monica and I are ready to get
married yet, you know? I mean, I love
her and everything but.. Seeing Ross and Rachel come out
of that chapel was like a.. Like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving
so fast, you know, and.. [sighs] How do I tell her
without crushing her? Yeah. Oh! Tell her she’s not
marriage material. What? Girls say it to me all the time. And believe me if
she’s anything like me she’s just gonna be relieved. Well, I don’t have to break up
with her this time. We’re not involved. I’m gonna do
a pre-emptive strike. I’m gonna end it with her
before it starts. My ass is, like, frozen. Yeah, try sticking it
in the freezer for 20 minutes. I’m telling ya. [instrumental music] (Joey)
Oh, hey, Ross, Ross, Ross. You wanna stay away
from that guy and that guy,
and that one. Dude, they’re all huge. They don’t look
any bigger than me. Well, maybe that’s
’cause you’re closer to you. So you look bigger
to you from where you are. Okay. Some tricks of the trade. Now, I’ve never been able
to cry as an actor. So, if I’m in a scene
where I have to cry I cut a hole in my pocket take a pair of tweezers.. …and just start pulling. Okay? Or, uh.. Or let’s say
I want to convey that I’ve just done
something evil. That would be your basic “I’ve got a fishhook
in my eyebrow and I, like it”.. Hmm? Okay. Let’s say
I’ve just gotten bad news. Well, all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. Chandler, nobody likes
breaking up with someone. – ‘You just gotta do it.’
– No, I know. But it’s just so hard, you know? I mean, you’re sitting there
with her. She has no idea
what’s happening. And then you finally get up
the courage to do it and there’s that
horrible awkward moment when you’ve handed her
the note and.. Uh, why do you have to
break up with her? Be a man.
Just stop callin’. Oh, God, look at him,
he’s so cute. I just want to go over there
and grab him and kiss him. How could I kiss him
without letting him know that I like him? Oh, hey, I know
how you can get him. Take off your bra. What? There was a scene
in “Footloose”. – “Flashdance”.
– Yeah, yeah. Yeah, with that-that-that
plumber girl– She was a welder. What were you, like,
in the movie, or..? Anyway, she takes off
her bra under the shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy. Hi. Are you, uh, moving in
or moving out? – Moving in.
– Oh. Can I give you a hand? Oh, okay.
But, you know, be careful. This guy who was
helping me before had to leave because
he hurt his back. Boyfriend? – No.
– I’m Joey. – Your name?
– Kristen. Oh, wow,
what a beautiful name. What is it again? – Kristen.
– Ah, that’s it. – So..
– You, uh, live around here? Yeah, yeah.
Right down there. Hey, listen, let me
give you a little tip. Do not take a nap
on this stoop or you could wake up
with your shoes gone. – I’ll remember that.
– Okay. – Hey.
– Hey, man. What’s up? Uh, not much. You guys
wanna see a movie tonight? – Sure. What do you wanna see?
– I don’t know, um– Oh-oh, I know how we can decide.
Phoebe, show him your game! Um, no thank you. What’s with her? I don’t know. But, hey,
I know how we can decide. Okay, I’m gonna ask you
questions and you answer
real quick. Okay? – Okay.
– What do you like better? – Action or comedy?
– Action. Who would you rather sleep
with, Monica or Rachel? Dude, you are sick. Oh, alright. I’m sorry. I-I forgot
you had that whole Rachel thing. Alright, Rach,
the big question is “Does he like you?”, right? Because if he doesn’t like you,
this is all a moo point. Huh. A “moo” point? Yeah. It’s like
a cow’s opinion. You know, it just
doesn’t matter. It’s moo. Have I been living
with him for too long or did that all
just make sense? …I just saw my best
friend’s brains smeared across the canvas. It’s not gonna be me. Not me. Wow. That.. That.. That was good.
That was.. – Tweezers?
– No. Oh, wow. – That was really good.
– Thanks. Any suggestions? Hmm, I.. [ominous music] You told him
to play the boxer gay! Well, I-I might have said
super gay. Okay. On three. One, two– Why don’t we just go on two? Why two? Because it’s faster. Yeah, I could’ve counted
to three four times without all this two talk. Alright, but in the future– Okay, okay. Heavy thing,
not getting lighter. Okay. One, two– So we are going with two– (together)
Oh! Alright. A good job, Joe. Wow. It’s big. Yeah. So big, that it actually
makes our doors look smaller. Maybe my ruler’s wrong. Maybe all the rulers are wrong. Look, It’s not that bad.
So what? It blocks a little of your door
a little of my door. Yeah, you know what?
I got a better idea. How about it blocks
none of my door and a lot of your door? – What’s that?
– What? Nothing! What is that? I saw my name.
What is it? No, no. See? See? [printer whirring] Hey, it’s printing! Hey, it’s printing! Well, what is it?
Let me see. Hey, someone order a coat? Ross, Chandler wrote something
about me on his computer and he won’t let me see. He won’t, he won’t? He.. …because isn’t that,
isn’t that the.. …the-the short story
you were writing? Yes, yes, it is
the short story.. …that I was writing. And I’m in it?
Well, let me read it! (in unison)
No! – Come on!
– Hey! Uh, why don’t you
read it to her? I don’t believe this. You-you got him to pretend
he was some fake doctor? Fake?
Oh, excuse me. Hello. And then you tried to make me
think that I was crazy? You’re right.
That was wrong. I’m sorry.
I’m so sorry. It’s just that
I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just
start over? – I don’t think so.
– I-If I may. Um, um, look, Cliff. You told me a lot of personal
stuff about you, right? Now, maybe-maybe
it would help if-if you knew some
personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married
to a gay ice dancer. Uh…she gave birth
to her brother’s triplets. Oh, oh, oh. Her, her twin sister
used to do porn. Uh.. Joey, we’re trying to
dial down the crazy. Right. My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this! You guys want to probably
get some hugs in too, huh? Big news! Ah, that’s okay. We’ve actually
known for a while. What, what? What,
you guys knew? You.. You all knew and
you didn’t tell me? Well, R-Ross, we were
worried about you, okay? We didn’t know
how you were gonna react. You were worried about me? You didn’t know
how I was gonna react? Okay. Alright. Whew. What do you say, we all,
uh, clear out of here and let these two lovebirds
get back down to business. Hey, hey, hey,
I-I’m just talking here. He-he’s the one
doing your sister. Joe? ‘Yeah?’ Uh.. You’ve had a
lot of sex, right? When? Today? Some. Not a lot, though. Well, it’s just
the reason I’m asking is because I had kind of a..
Uh.. I-I was unable to.. I mean, I really, I really
wanted to, but I couldn’t.. There, huh, hmm.. There was..
There was an incident. Don’t worry
about that, man. That happens. It’s happened to you? Yeah. Once. Well, what’d you do? I did it anyway.

Friends: Joey’s Top 22 Worst Advice Moments | TBS

84 thoughts on “Friends: Joey’s Top 22 Worst Advice Moments | TBS

  • March 9, 2020 at 7:00 pm
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    I like the characters of Friends!

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:10 pm
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    Ross is the one who usually get this bad advices from Joey

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:14 pm
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    "Dear Janice have a hubba bubba birthday" 😂😂😂

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:18 pm
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    I think the first part is partly true though. Ross did marry too fast.

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:20 pm
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    Atleast Chandler is forbidden to give any advices 😂

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:20 pm
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    1:54v omg look at that laptop 😀

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:30 pm
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    Whoever's reading this…HI YOU DOIN'???

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:30 pm
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    What about , when Ross got stuck in Elizabeth's bathroom wearing leather pants 😅

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:31 pm
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    Hubba bubba birthday 🤭😂

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:32 pm
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    "Who would you rather sleep with , Monica or Rachel?"
    "Dude , you are sick"
    "I'm sorry ,i forgot you had that whole Rachel thing"

    😂😂 OMG Joey

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:34 pm
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    Worst? The man's logic is sound.

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:34 pm
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    Joey s advice to Ross –
    "Threesome"😂😂

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:35 pm
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    Where’s the scene when Joey tells Ross to use the powder and the lotion to help
    him get his leather pants back on?!!? 😂

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:37 pm
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    1.2. so we are going 2… 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:39 pm
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    Joey is an absolute genius!

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:41 pm
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    Dude iqm really early

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:41 pm
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    0.43 was the best advice ever

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:42 pm
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    Joey is the dumb friend you want to carry in your life because he also carries a sweet heart.

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:43 pm
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    Only Joey can get 100 likes with just 1k views.
    Update 1: 900+ likes in 8k views

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:45 pm
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    "Hey , hey , hey, i'm just talking , he is the one doing your sister" at that moment i thought Ross was going to kick Joey's ass 😂😂😂

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:48 pm
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    Well those advices had some point tho

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:56 pm
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    Joey is a God among Men. We are all peasants in his presence.

    Bow your heads to him.

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  • March 9, 2020 at 7:56 pm
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    Nowadays Friends Scenes literally singlehandedly saving TBS,Comedy Central

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  • March 9, 2020 at 8:02 pm
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    Crazy how fast the views go up on Friends clips…

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  • March 9, 2020 at 8:06 pm
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    Actually, he gave some great advice.

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  • March 9, 2020 at 8:10 pm
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    get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of crap lmao

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  • March 9, 2020 at 8:11 pm
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    Timeless.!!!!

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  • March 9, 2020 at 8:20 pm
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    "Don't touch the computer! Don't ever touch the computer!"

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  • March 9, 2020 at 8:30 pm
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    11:37 Ross and Rachel♥️♥️♥️

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  • March 9, 2020 at 8:35 pm
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    3:53 mom and dad I use drugs what that about back wall near the door??

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  • March 9, 2020 at 8:42 pm
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    People moved on
    I m still here

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  • March 9, 2020 at 8:47 pm
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    Have a hubba bubba birthday

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  • March 9, 2020 at 8:48 pm
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    Actually joey’s advice for eating meat is smart

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  • March 9, 2020 at 8:48 pm
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    "It's a moo point."

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  • March 9, 2020 at 8:49 pm
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    ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

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  • March 9, 2020 at 8:51 pm
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    JOEY A KING

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  • March 9, 2020 at 8:57 pm
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    “It’s a moo point , cows 🐄 opinion “ 😃

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  • March 9, 2020 at 9:00 pm
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    The second one was on purpose. He saw Janice cheating and didn't want Chandler to buy her something expensive

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  • March 9, 2020 at 9:05 pm
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    Omg Joey doesn’t know Ross and Monica brother and sister

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  • March 9, 2020 at 9:06 pm
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    0:45 hey janice – have a hubba-bubba-birthday

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  • March 9, 2020 at 9:16 pm
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    i knew ' i did it anyway' was going to be on top! that scene us way too hilarious🤣🤣

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  • March 9, 2020 at 9:26 pm
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    Guys what does chandler mean with the incident

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  • March 9, 2020 at 9:27 pm
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    So thankful for the quality image 😍

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  • March 9, 2020 at 9:31 pm
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    Lmao that ancient laptop though

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  • March 9, 2020 at 9:34 pm
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    The one where chandler wants to buy Janice something was actually good advice from Joey, he was trying to protect chandler because he saw Janice kissing her ex-husband

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  • March 9, 2020 at 9:42 pm
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    Joey is me giving advice

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  • March 9, 2020 at 9:42 pm
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    Idc who you are but the meat thing was good advice 😂

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  • March 9, 2020 at 9:43 pm
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    Some of his advice in the acting class was actually quite clever

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  • March 9, 2020 at 9:46 pm
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    ' If you' re going to do something wrong, do it right'…seems to me like a great piece of advice!

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  • March 9, 2020 at 9:53 pm
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    Remember, Joey is pretty widsomous.

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  • March 9, 2020 at 9:54 pm
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    "The moo point" that's so accurate piece of advice I have ever heard.

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  • March 9, 2020 at 9:56 pm
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    4:14 wait but didn’t joey break the code? he did kiss rachel’s mom at her birthday party 😂😂

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  • March 9, 2020 at 10:03 pm
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    The 2nd clip isn't bad though. He was just trying to protect chandler

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  • March 9, 2020 at 10:11 pm
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    C'mon paste pants, I know you're on here!

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  • March 9, 2020 at 10:46 pm
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    You have a mistake in the title – it supposed to say 'Most Brilliant Advice Moments'

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  • March 9, 2020 at 11:04 pm
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    that`s the best series I've ever watched. Это лучший сериал, который я когда-либо смотрел)

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  • March 9, 2020 at 11:20 pm
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    that thing was a computer?

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  • March 10, 2020 at 12:01 am
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    I don't think the birthday gift advice counts, because on that case he was just trying to deter Chandler doing anything too big for Janice rather than legitimately trying to give Chandler GOOD advice.

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  • March 10, 2020 at 12:11 am
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    I was hoping to see his advice to Ross when he couldn't get his leather pants up 😂

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  • March 10, 2020 at 12:33 am
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    Tell her she’s not marriage material

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  • March 10, 2020 at 12:35 am
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    I think the meat advice is solid information.

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  • March 10, 2020 at 12:50 am
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    3:06 am I the only one who laughed sooo hard on this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • March 10, 2020 at 12:57 am
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    Tbf
    – except for the Muuu point –
    Joey is not dumb, more like people have placed the standard of being smart or intelligent to damn high these days is insane – thanks to social media and internet discussions –
    Once you hang out reading to many comments you start sensing people's minds – like femminist oppinions and OH GUESS WHAT, some Woman Name is up there.. weird uh -, so things from his logic make so much more sense to you.
    Here's a fact of life, one of the hardest things in life is Explaining Yourself, at least Joey dominates this part, except he needed more background for things to make sense. Trully an awesome char – and trully an awesome person if he was real…. –

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  • March 10, 2020 at 12:58 am
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    You guys watch the one where they all burn in hell? well god has.

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  • March 10, 2020 at 1:51 am
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    There has to be a bit of truth in Joey's Soap Opera acting advice.

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  • March 10, 2020 at 2:04 am
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    At 02:17 when Phoebe says "Look kibbles, bits!" I just about died… it is SO worth rewatching these over and over….

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  • March 10, 2020 at 2:28 am
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    The "moo point" actually did make sense.

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  • March 10, 2020 at 2:55 am
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    The dog 😂😂😂😂😂

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  • March 10, 2020 at 3:00 am
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    12:07 I’m still on the fact that none of them decided to rip up the paper

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  • March 10, 2020 at 3:02 am
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    232/13=17.84615384615

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  • March 10, 2020 at 3:18 am
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    Chandler to Joey: and don’t buy me anything EVER.
    Joey: immediately buys friendship bracelet

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  • March 10, 2020 at 3:35 am
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    Joey: Why don't do you read it to her!!!! (ross turns to joey) (chandler makes a face)
    (winks at ross)

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • March 10, 2020 at 3:50 am
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    Joey: Dude what do you like action or comedy?

    Ross: Action

    Joey: Who do you wanna sleep with? Monica or Rachel?

    Ross: Dude you are Sick.

    Hahahahahaha

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  • March 10, 2020 at 4:00 am
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    Its a moo point ..like a cow's opinion…..🐄🐃🐂

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  • March 10, 2020 at 4:13 am
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    Joey = Heart & Soul Of FRIENDS ❤

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  • March 10, 2020 at 4:25 am
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    Great..

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  • March 10, 2020 at 4:46 am
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    Those were the most beautiful scrambled eggs

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  • March 10, 2020 at 4:47 am
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    No matter whatever stupid advices he gives.. he's always the best.. I LOVE JOEY❤❤❤

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  • March 10, 2020 at 4:55 am
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    chandler wear yellow eyebrows is which episode?the part frozen ass

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  • March 10, 2020 at 5:31 am
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    Barium enemas….haha

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  • March 10, 2020 at 5:48 am
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    His worse advice was when he told Ross to put lotion and powder on his legs to get his pants back on LOL

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