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Thanks and enjoy. Welcome to subscribe our channels. Executive Producer: Gabriel Wong Producer: Li Nan Written by: San Bu A Liu Hang Film Movie Name: A Magic Stick Eight Golden Supporting Roles of Stephen Chow are in the film Let’s hurry. The ancestor is dying No.1 Yang Neng 杨能, Acted as Curator of Mermaid.
Also in Stephen Chow’s film:
1998 The Lucky Guy 行运一条龙
2001 Shaolin Soccer 少林足球
2004 Kung Fu Hustle 功夫
2013 Conquering the Demons 西游降魔篇
2016 The Mermaid 美人鱼
2017 The Golden Monk 神魔道 Why waiting here so long time There coming. I saw him Look. There… King of Billiard, I Love you… Stand back please King of Billiard… Don’t push, you King of Billiard, You are my idol. King of Billiard… No.2 Li Jianren 李健仁, Known as Ruhua 如花.
Also in Stephen Chow’s film:
1992 King of Beggars 武状元苏乞儿
1993 Flirting Scholar 唐伯虎点秋香
1994 From China with Love 国产凌凌漆
1994 Hail the Judge 九品芝麻官
1995 Sixty Million Dollar Man 百变星君
1996 Forbidden City Cop 大内密探零零发
1996 The God of Cookery 食神 My first kiss is not for you It’s for my dram lover You look like this and dare to show love to me I am so impressed Take a shower and wait for me tonight Like a dream? A dream! Beat him to wake up Don’t push forward Stand back King of Billiard. We love you Master Xing Landlady Marry her… Why do you wear like this? want to scare me? Yesterday you begged me to marry you with tears So today… Just a kidding, don’t believe that You…you cheat me I sent invitation of marriage How can I live on? I will kill myself I will show you my death No.3 Yuan Qiongdan 苑琼丹, Known as Sister Pomegranate 石榴姐.
Also in Stephen Chow’s film:
1991 Fight back to School 逃学威龙
1993 Flirting Scholar 唐伯虎点秋香 Take this for your hurt heart A Band-Aid of Gold It’s the right medicine for my hurt heart. Well Master Xing There is a person looking for you, to have a billiard match Come on. I will prepare the breakfast for our lovely Master Xing You serve him well Master Xing I like your breakfast. hurry! Good play… I am Dajun from Taiwan, China No.4 John Ching 程东 Known as Master of Special Power
Also in Stephen Chow’s film:
1991 The Ultimate Trickster 整蛊专家
1991 God of Gamblers: Back to Shanghai 上海滩赌圣
1993 Fight Back to School 3 逃学威龙3龙过鸡年
1994 Hail the Judge 九品芝麻官
1995 The Saint of Gamblers 赌圣2街头赌圣 I heard you called yourself the King of Billiard Right I won’t agree as the first one. Let’s have a match and see who the winner is If you lose Remove the title immediately Don’t say I am bullying you White belongs to you and Black to me. if you score one. I admit defeat Wow. How cool OK. Let’s play Come on What level! How dare he play with our Master Xing Yeah, look at him Wow. Awesome. Master Xing Our Master Xing is the best! You’d better to admit defeat Yeah Wow, this is our Master Xing We love you. Master Xing Wow, what a master Master, You are so good and don’t play with him Yes, he is too old, he’d better to retire You are the best, Wow So old and need to retire! All right, Your turn to bat When I bat, I will clean the table Yes…Yes… Clean the table with one bat, you know? back up Wow…So cool… Psychic Power? How funny Thanks you… Master Xing, You the best You are my idol Let’s go to swimming Ok Let’s go A’xing, why so long time? I have be waiting for you Any good business? This guy named Zhou Bin I heard he had billions of money He keeps looking for someone to play billiards always I have arranged a match for you with him Look like that, even shorter than the table How to play? So, we will earn a lot of money Why are you so happy? I will only share you 20% at most 20%? Do you treat me as your servant? Just a kidding, without your help, Brother Wu I am just a little punks who can play billiards Yeah, I just do you a favor You succeed today mainly depend on your talent Oh you knew that Don’t speak loudly with me later Give you 10% at most You… You what? did you see the board by the door? Come here… take a look… You say I am your servant? Look at this Babies, let’s go Does Zhou Bin come? Yes, boss Master Xing, Master Xing, are you comfortable? Where is your landlady recently? She was taken by police as gambled with others What a poor lady! Well, what should we do next? Yeah, what should we do? You’re the Landlady here now Are you sure? Master Xing, you’re nice, have some grapes How about me? Stop, stop, stop What’s wrong? Master Xing My keen sixth sense tells me there is a beauty What a bitch! dare to seduce Master Xing I… Leave me alone Get out, I have something to do Master Xing, Master Xing, don’t go Gold bar It’s mine, mine, mine I get it Goddess, we can meet here is our destiny I’m Guo Daxing, be called the King of Billiards Lady May I know your beautiful name? I’m a handsome man with many pursues Only when I meet you can I really experience the truth of love What are you doing? Installing the gun to end your life Lady I am just greedy for your body and you needn’t to do this You’re as bad as Wu Yingxiong to expand your territory Gangsters obey the principles to compromise with you, the King of Billiards If I kill you I’d like to see what Wu Yingxiong could do What are you doing? I’m eating a holothurian and I’m gonna make you high at night What you said is none of my business It’s done by Wu Yingxiong Even you didn’t know, you were related I sent Da Jun to challenge you but he got lose to you Fortunately, you’ve used your superpower once What should you do now? Here is your gun Don’t you just use your superpower once a day? Who tell you about that? I can use it twice but with some side-effects Put your gun down and who are you How dare you come to kill Master Xing? Put your guns down We’re doing SM why are you here? Roger, Mr.Zhou is here Bro Wu asks you to go I know, wait for me Wu Yingxiong Xi Gui – Huang Yishan Xing, let me introduce you Mr.Zhou, Zhou Bin Mr. Guo, you’re really a handsome man Thanks You asshole, you get so much money outside and let me almost be killed by a beautiful lady How can you take the responsibility? Xing, I’ve had a talk with Mr. Zhou He’ll bet 500 million on Your property and your title of Billiards King You win, you get all the money and we’re even Mr. Zhou, you have courage, but we need a contract Relax I’ve brought the famous referee and lawyer Master Huang It’s a contract What you need to do is to press your fingerprint Deal Is Master Huang here? Master Huang is coming Amitabha, I’m monk Meng Yi Lawyer and referee are my part-time jobs Shit, a blind I see the world with my heart Clearer than you to see it with your eyes WTF, I’m busy Best of three, I kick off first Yeah, I win Cue Ball is over line, it’s invalid, restart You blind, damn you blind How do you know? Guo Daxing attacks referee and he loses It’s Zhou Bin’s turn to begin WTF, he’s awesome Don’t you know it is me who trapped you What? Zhou Bin follows my order all of your property is mine as you get lose You, you, you… I won’t give up Even want to use superpower I disable your right hand -I’ll see how can you use it?
-King of Billiards Somebody throws this rubbish out Yes Yeah Congratulations, the new King of Billiards I’m the king, I’m the king Mum, I get succeed King of Billiards, I admire you King of Billiards, awesome, King of Billiards, excellent Zhou Bin wins What are you doing… Don’t think you can beat me like this You’d better ask my fans first King of Billiards, King of Billiards, King of Billiards You all abandoned me God, is there my home? Two dots You’re back Mum, our home used to be a slum How can it be changed into a villa? I spent the 30 million you gave to me to buy this land and build this villa 30 million was gone? Two bamboos You’d better give me millions cause I haven’t won in playing Mahjong Eight bamboos Hurry up -Deal -four dots Loser What’s more, you are rich now but don’t be addicted to your life as you’ll get retribution so I made a donation with your name to build two temples Three nursing homes to accumulate virtues` Where did you get to money to donate I knew you were busy so that I borrowed some usury with your name Remember to repay every month Nine bamboos Usury! You’re totally dead, Jiulian Baodeng Why do you have blood in your mouth? Are you getting inflamed? Pay me… I… What? I just came to tell you I got bankrupted You are playing Mahjong, my arm is broken Hurry, give me some millions I need to see a doctor Bankrupted Miss Guo, Miss Guo, Miss Guo… Wake up, wake up, wake up, Miss Guo Guo Daxing Run, run, run… Mum is here Yes Relax Ok, let’s fight You… Fight against them go fighting first Ok I’ve got something, see you Nope, wait for me Freeze I lose my property and owe a lot My arm is broken, what a man am I! Garage! it is what I used to do I’ll renew my life again It is not easy to beat me Bring your boss here time to pay protection money We’re the ones only left for our merman family In order to reproduce and enlarge the family You must cover yourselves very well and never be found by human beings They abuse the weak and respect the evil so that we must pretend to be the evil Nice Be evil, be evil… Be evil Then they dare not to bully us Ancestor, ancestor… Somebody outside wants protection money Protection money I’m going to kill him Stop, since they don’t know who we are we are going to solve it peacefully, get me up Old man, do you protect this place? Yeah, what do you want to do? I take it over from now on today You look old I give you a discount How much do you want? At least 100,000 or several thousands Give him the money That car is nice; may I borrow it for days? Of course, give him the key Old man, aren’t you kidding me? I’m alone but you have so many people and you give me money and car We’re doing business here You come for protection money is a respect to us Just tell me what else do you want, harmony is treasure You’re straight, if I want her will you give her to me? Of course I will, you serve him better since now -She is good at serving
-Thank you very much Goodbye, come here if you have any requirement Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye… Stop How can you know our identities? What identities? You won’t say if I don’t kick your ass Your dare to take our protection money I’m the King of Billiards, Guo Daxing I’ll rob you of what you rob of me Stop Hand in your money I’m the King of Billiards, Guo Daxing I won’t give up like this Stop hand in your schoolbag Go I’m the King of Billiards, Guo Daxing I’d better to find something related with Billiards King of Billiards Game, what do you wanna do? If you’re afraid, just give your place to me Don’t think you are powerful enough to be arrogant, we have a lot of gangs If we united together I’m afraid you can’t against us all If you want to fight against me You’re so naive This game is a change that I offer to you have a good consideration, let’s go We’ve had a competition before I was tied with him We may not lose if we have the competition If we don’t have enough confidence don’t make a rash act inform the gangs’ leaders to have a meeting Billiards Room, I’d better to have a try Are you ok? Boss Are you ok? Boss Let her go, are you ok? It’s you Relax, I’m with you I won’t let you be bullied Who are you? Call your boss They only respect the stronger ones It’s ok if you’re stronger in attitude Madam, there’s a situation I’m coming You guys, come on, come on My boss wants you Ok, let’s go No sneak attack, no Are you named Guo Daing? I’ve heard the leader of 3S Lady is with great reputation I come to pay a visit as I pass by Even a disabled dare to challenge us You, take him to feed my dog, go I’m the King of Billiards, how could I suffer this? Sure, come here I give you a chance today Make a bet with me I’ll let you leave if you win Can you play Billiards? A little It’s ok It’s a piece of cake you win her with my unique skill I let her play for me if we win I’ll take over your gang since then I want one of your leg if you lose Take it if you like Then I want the one in the middle Come on Go Look at her masculinity How good she is? Weak Our turn Come on Keep your arm vertical Ok, try three times Good, ok There, that one Ok, try first have a try One, two, three, hit hit the front one near ball 2 Do you know how to play now? Like this, raise your hand Yes, aim here a little lower, hit if you pot the black 8, we win Hit on the left of 8 ball Sub-side, come on There, yes, remember to keep steady Come on, hold your rhythm Come on, hit You… Sorry, I miss it Come to take off his trousers Yes What do you want to do? stop What do you want to do?… Stop, don’t move… Let me go… You You’re right She’s the leader of 3s Lady, Wang Xinlan What did you do just now? I just played a joke on you It is our destinies to meet today How about to have a talk at my home? That’s good This way, Mr. Guo Are you falling in love with him? I just appreciate his skills only him can win Zhou Bin now You don’t trust me as I’ve followed you this long but this disabled Are you make sure you can win Zhou Bin? No but I won’t stake your future on a disabled Teresa, Teresa It must be I let her go last time Miss Xinlan is falling in love with me so she brings me to her home She even asked me to her room Later I must show her my great masculinity Miss Xinlan Miss Xinlan You’re here, have a seat please Look at your facial expression I know you have something I’m just a woman who manage this big gang I have too much things in my heart but there’s no one I can talk with Actually, I ask you to be here today is to have something unwillingly to say I already knew what did you mean by It’s my great honor to serve you I’m wondering if you’re convenient with Your broken arm? This wound means nothing to me I’m wondering if you like me to be gentle or rough? Simple and rough is much better Let’s go straightly from the beginning to the end What’s in your robe? A cue I didn’t know you like it rough not enough, it should be rougher and rougher and won’t give her a chance to turn over until you conquer her soul and body What’s next? Then I’ll grab it and ruin it I don’t know what’s your opinion? Since you’re agree I won’t refuse, come on What are you doing? To comfort you Mr. Guo, you misunderstood me I meant to let you join the Billiards King Game to beat Zhou Bin for us Billiards King Game? Exactly Wu Yingxiong holds this game
by use of Zhou Bin’s reputation to beat our gangs once for all Although your right arm is broken I believe if you’re agree You can beat Zhou Bin by your left one I lost to Zhou Bin because of my carelessness last time I have been thinking to take revenge, as you ask I must try my best to beat him It’s great; I thank you for the gangs first You’re welcome, if I win I don’t know if you want to… I must reward you if you win the game it can’t be guaranteed. how about pay me some front money? Boss, the other bosses are here I’ll go for a rest, good night It’s nonsense to let me against Wu Yingxiong I’d better run away Mr. Guo, my boss wants you Well, it’s the… I’m telling you Wu Yingxiong, what an asshole he’s worse and worse Boss Huang, you tell us a word What should we do next? Yes Don’t be afraid, only if I am here he cannot rule everything with his hand Fall asleep again Master Wang’s coming Everyone relax I’ve invited the King, Guo Daxing to play for us Master Wu is here Why are you here? Why am I here? I come to see what are you wanna do? What do we wanna do? Wu Yingxiong, don’t you even have a think when I was the leader of gang leaders with great reputation What about you? just sucked the breast I suggest you show me some respect or I will… Shit, so how about this, everyone? Have you come out with an idea? Will you attend the Game? We’ve invited Billiards King, Guo Daxing to play the game for us Mr. Guo is here Guo Daxing Mr. Guo Bro Wu You damn disabled, I broke your arm last time now you come to stand against me, right? No, no, no Don’t you believe I break the other one No, it’s just a mistake and it is none of my business because of these guys, they decided to do so What are you looking at? I can’t play, I even feel exhausted to poop look at you people bro Wu helps you with your business but you’re not grateful In my opinion, we just follow bro Wu and make money together You are more thoughtful than before Yes, I should be… Be seated Ok, thanks not in the couch but on the floor Yes, yes, yes… Bro Wu, I was unreasonable before I hope you could give me another chance I must serve you in my best Ok, show me some magics first My arm is broken and without any superpower How can I forgive you? A damn disabled, all right I need a dog, will you bark? What should I do if you don’t do it? I was wondering if you bark good I can forgive you Do it, do it… Okay, bark, bark… Do you hear a dog bark? Who can play for you now? I can’t imagine the former Billiards King is so tough Wu Yingciong, don’t be happy too early We still have Teresa if he can’t attend Teresa Are you familiar with this? She came to challenge Zhou Bin but she lost she’s worse than this disabled man Wu Yingxiong I suggest you learn from him or in the future you don’t even have a chance to be my puppy You bastard, don’t think I can’t play with my left hand? I give you this chance I’ll wait and see how you lose Goodbye Pooh All of you, call your men We’re going to fight with Wu Yingxiong Yes, go fighting… You needn’t Yes, go fighting I’m here with you and what can he do? Sleep again It isn’t necessary, I can win Zhou Bin even with my left hand if you help me How? Firstly I start with light balls one more Can he make it in one month? Secondly with heavy balls The most important is to maintain as peaceful as water Master Xing, look at me, come on… Don’t… What’s more, I must practice my left hand to regain my superpower It works Come on Women’s underwear Stop, let’s continue Yeah, it’s good We made it, yeah We made it, yeah How could it be so long and still not come? Is he afraid of you and refuse to come? How could he be late for such an important game? Why hasn’t he come yet? Master Xing, do you have something to say? Master Xing, look at here the lens Ok, ok, thanks for your cooperation Can you play with your left hand well? Not only billiards but also masturbation Awesome Are you sure you can win this game? I’ll try my best to play every cue Is it true someone see you go to the lock-hospital? Where are you from? Security, get them out Back, back, stay back I haven’t finished yet How can you do this? Master Xing Damn you blind again We’re both disabled, be nice Head Tail Tail, Zhou Bin to break It’s head, you damn blind How could you be a referee? Guo Daxing’s turn to hit I’ll see how can you play with your left hand How could his left hand so powerful? Why are you so careless? Change it What a waste Nice Shit, one hand can’t play a jump shot Zhou Bin’s turn to hit Calm down… I must stay calm and I must win Absolutely I’m the winner Women’s underwear How could it be? Superpower Guo Daxing’s turn Yeah, I win Zhou Bin, what’s wrong with you? Referee, ends the game, let’s play someday Who tell you the game is end? I’m the referee, I’m the referee We win -Come on -Yeah Master, I have something to tell you I’m waiting for you at the woods beside the door Who’s this? Nothing Let’s go go, go What’s wrong? I want you to help me erase Guo Daxing’s superpower Why should I do that? Do you believe I can kill him right now and take over your territory? I didn’t do it because I wanted to keep my reputation If you’re agree with this you can be the vice master It is much better than your current status in 3S Lady Actually what we are doing is to make money why should we make it bloody? Have a consideration Xinlan Sit down It’s the time to fulfill your promise Let’s do it after you win the game I’ll use my superpower if you still say no I am not afraid of your superpower and it must has some weaknesses It has but it’s inconvenient to say Won’t you tell me? You… Wu Yingxiong I’ll see how can you win the game without superpower? Bro Xiong is powerful and with high status it’s suicide if you’re against him I don’t wanna die with you people I suggest you give up the game and surrender yourself to him Get her Let her go, let her go You lose to Zhou Bin in public or I kill her You bustard Take her away You bustard, stop, stop Fuck you, shit Xinlan, xinlan was taken away, xinlan Xing Xinlan Xing, what are you doing in a woman’s room and naked? Have you done something with her? No, Xinlan has been taken away Taken away? I’m going to save her Come here, I’m telling you Come here You go to the game and I rescue her Hello…yes, you, take more people with you and remember to take my falchion I’ll go first and all depend on you, master Huang relax, as long as I am here everything is under control Fall asleep again I’d better to find the two masters Xing I’m sorry Pay attention to the game Why shouldn’t I get in? Head Tail Tail, Zhou Bin to kick off Don’t worry I have erased his superpower Nobody will know even he win the game Two masters have set out to rescue Xinlan Beat them beat them Where’s my master Inside Where’s Wang Xinlan? Where’s Wang Xinlan? In, in in the garage What a fucking loser in the gang Master is over there, let’s go Master -Are you ok?
-How could you be here? Master, Xing is at the game He can’t win without you, let’s go Fail to hit Guo Daxing, it’s your turn Guo Daxing Zhou Bin, it’s your turn again Nice Guo Daxing, it’s your turn How could I feel Xinlan is getting closer and closer? Could it be… Good Nice Don’t be overwhelming No one can leave this place you guys, move Yes Move Help! somebody is gonna die Xing, how about your hand? I’m fine and I pretended to be Fuck you Xing, I…love…you… Me too I…love…you… Me too Which motherfucker makes to hit back? Black 8 is in, Guo Daxing wins

[Full Movie] 一根神棍 A Magic Stick, Eng Sub | Stephen Chow 周星驰8大黄金配角 喜剧片 Comedy, 1080P
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20 thoughts on “[Full Movie] 一根神棍 A Magic Stick, Eng Sub | Stephen Chow 周星驰8大黄金配角 喜剧片 Comedy, 1080P

  • June 30, 2019 at 3:18 am
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    We added English Caption (Subtitle) for international fans. Please click CC button to show it. You can find the CC button on Google Chrome Explorer easily. Thanks and enjoy. Welcome "Subscribe" "Share" and "Like"

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  • July 26, 2019 at 11:50 am
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    good movie Very bad actor

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  • July 26, 2019 at 3:10 pm
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    整个电影的被一个杀比男主坏了一锅汤

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  • July 28, 2019 at 2:04 pm
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    Indonesia mana suara nya😃😃😄

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  • July 28, 2019 at 9:43 pm
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    Oboy Phan…the warrior of Yellowstars blood Zone 🌏

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  • July 28, 2019 at 9:45 pm
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    Walking THE PATH of RIGHT PATH TEACHING PALACE Yellowstars side

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  • July 31, 2019 at 8:17 am
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    剑红胡子屎妖穿那个的

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  • August 1, 2019 at 3:11 am
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    烂戏排行榜第一名。什么烂戏!

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  • August 2, 2019 at 8:35 pm
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    ممكن تشتركو بقناتي عفيه صعدوني لل 100

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  • August 5, 2019 at 12:14 am
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    Joss gandosss broww filemeeee…..asiaaaap

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  • August 5, 2019 at 12:15 am
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    Top markotop browww

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  • August 18, 2019 at 9:41 am
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    剧情666

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  • August 20, 2019 at 7:09 pm
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    Sub indonesia kok gak ada

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  • September 1, 2019 at 4:26 pm
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    好傻逼的片,居然有这么多人看。

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  • September 14, 2019 at 7:16 am
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    This isn't up to the Chow work I know. Movie is pretty broken. I mean, Kung Fu Hustle is light years beyond this. I wonder how old I was when I learned what beyond meant.

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  • September 14, 2019 at 2:44 pm
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    你们没发现吗? 其实挺有意识。 就别当正经电影看就行。哈哈

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  • September 15, 2019 at 4:16 pm
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    Mntapp

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  • September 16, 2019 at 1:34 am
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    Rubbish

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  • September 17, 2019 at 9:17 am
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    เยี่ยม

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