100 thoughts on “George Carlin – Just sit there with a fucking stick

  • June 10, 2016 at 10:42 pm
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    Such my teacher.

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  • June 14, 2016 at 5:30 pm
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    yeah imagine … good bye fuken standing around

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  • June 15, 2016 at 8:59 am
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    I live near a park in the UK (London) and I'm constantly delighted by the amount of children who run around triumphantly bearing a stick! There's one pair of brothers who use grass to make their sticks into swords… Always gives me joy 😅

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  • June 26, 2016 at 8:06 am
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    he's right about this shit.

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  • June 30, 2016 at 2:09 am
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    "When does a kid ever get to sit in the yard with a stick anymore?… you know just sit there with a fucking stick"
    This made me laugh so much

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  • July 16, 2016 at 2:53 pm
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    I believe that, wherever the spirits of the nonreligious go, Carlin is watching the world, rolling his eyes, and screaming "WAKE THE FUCK UP, DUMB-ASSES!"

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  • July 26, 2016 at 1:28 am
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    George Carlin. The master of comic truth.

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  • August 25, 2016 at 5:22 pm
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    RIP G carlin , u were the one the only one

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  • September 17, 2016 at 9:27 am
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    Funny as fuck, R.I.P. George!

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  • September 19, 2016 at 9:25 am
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    George Carlin was a genius he is sorely missed. Hes the hero of all modern comedians

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  • October 2, 2016 at 10:32 pm
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    I'm pleased to announce that I never had play dates except maybe in preschool. Even back then, those weren't really play dates. My mom or somebody happened to have a kid my age that I could play with in the sandbox when she was visiting her friend.
    The concept of a play date is strange to me. Play date?

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  • October 6, 2016 at 2:47 am
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    RIP the Master!

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  • October 7, 2016 at 11:02 pm
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    Duly explains why so many people grow up to have abnormally large egos for very illegitimate reasons

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  • October 11, 2016 at 11:08 pm
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    He's right the liberals have ruined today's youth.

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  • October 12, 2016 at 7:16 pm
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    All I needed was a rubber ball and a wall to throw it against….kept me happy for hours.

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  • October 14, 2016 at 12:42 am
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    Turn on captions for 1:37 – 1:41

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  • October 17, 2016 at 2:36 am
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    At 2:07, GC mentioned kindergarten entrance exams. Is there such a thing? At the end he talked about the word "special". If everything's special, nothing is.

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  • November 30, 2016 at 6:00 am
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    Class act.

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  • December 22, 2016 at 3:57 pm
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    very good 🙂

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  • January 7, 2017 at 10:13 pm
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    Man' s thinking comedian .

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  • January 11, 2017 at 1:02 am
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    truth in jest…every time

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  • January 12, 2017 at 8:14 pm
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    Genius. Miss him! legend!

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  • January 31, 2017 at 11:36 pm
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    He would be promoting Trump, Wish he was here today

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  • February 1, 2017 at 2:19 am
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    Planning for college begins in the womb, Carlin. I want my kids to have the best possible advantage, so I read the encyclopedia to my balls before having sex.

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  • February 2, 2017 at 3:56 am
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    I love how he got older and older, he just gave less and less fucks #MissGeorgeCarlin

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  • February 2, 2017 at 1:23 pm
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    He was a demigod.

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  • February 3, 2017 at 3:22 am
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    I should just give my granddad a mic and a stage and just let him go off about anything and everything

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  • February 4, 2017 at 5:50 am
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    I remember in elementry school i always went in my backyard and dug a big trench and played in it until dark then i filled it in and dug it again the next day.

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  • February 9, 2017 at 5:41 am
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    He was just the best. Wish he was still around to rip all politicians in his special comedy stand up

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  • February 10, 2017 at 7:09 pm
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    ohhhh, for sure. I have the same kind of personality & humor, I'm a
    New Yorker too. just a tad more subtle… now.

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  • February 13, 2017 at 11:34 pm
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    He would liked to say the people Finley put a fucking man in office, They learned they where being shit on. Man like him would be busting the Trump.

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  • February 14, 2017 at 1:59 pm
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    he's the beginning.

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  • February 14, 2017 at 5:05 pm
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    one of a kind

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  • February 18, 2017 at 3:21 am
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    In Canada they removed the score for soccer

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  • February 20, 2017 at 4:05 am
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    34 diaper sniffers disliked the aforementioned.

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  • February 25, 2017 at 11:50 pm
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    One time I was climbing a tree in my backyard when I was 13. It was getting dark out and my folks were freaking out about it. My older brother came out and talked with me about how fucking stupid they were acting. Fuck helicopter parenting and child brainwashing.

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  • February 26, 2017 at 1:10 am
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    Bravo George!!!  No One  Can Ever replace His Truths & Candidity  Of Being Right On!!!  RIP  Thank Goodness for the Uncensoredness  On the Tube here…

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  • February 26, 2017 at 10:31 pm
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    Lol he looked a bit like Phil Mitchell in the thumbnail.

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  • February 27, 2017 at 4:48 pm
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    I grew up living in a New York City housing project (50's-60's). 11 buidings, 15 floors each-about 8 families per floor. Kids everywhere. Little money, plenty of play every day. Imagine "play dates" in that setting! It is a shame that children can't find their own way today.

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  • February 28, 2017 at 4:16 am
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    How Social justice warriors were raised

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  • March 2, 2017 at 10:21 pm
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    I got lost in the woods as a child. It was fucking scary. I loved it!

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  • March 6, 2017 at 11:16 pm
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    Brilliant, I keep coming back to this.

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  • March 10, 2017 at 10:55 pm
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    Sooooo much truth, George! God forbid we just let a kid "be a kid," and enjoy their childhood without projecting our parental hopes and expectations upon them like a lifelong weight that no amount of psychotherapy could ever resolve. 😀.

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  • March 13, 2017 at 11:52 pm
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    I imagine how George would have felt about 4chan

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  • March 16, 2017 at 5:45 pm
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    a lot of us actually did did with sticks in the yard as small kids

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  • March 25, 2017 at 1:27 am
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    Yeah, a selfie stick….

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  • March 28, 2017 at 6:00 pm
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    carlin telling us about childrens pizza ´´wishess´´ before we knew pizza and children ^ ^

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  • March 31, 2017 at 4:14 am
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    This man was the master of truth and wit.

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  • April 1, 2017 at 10:19 am
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    God, Buddha, Muhammed, the blue bitch, Satan. please please take someone like JB .and give us this man back . America needs him . not trump nor Hillary Clinton .

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  • April 7, 2017 at 1:58 am
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    I get a brown ribbon.you get a brown ribbon.everybody gets a brown ribbon😀.it's a joke u all don't get offended

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  • April 7, 2017 at 7:43 pm
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    42 people who didn't like this, missed out on sitting around with a stick when they were children.

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  • April 12, 2017 at 9:30 pm
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    Unfortunately he speaks the truth.
    And they would have been Obama jokes.

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  • April 13, 2017 at 2:49 pm
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    good old days, i used to beat with a stick trees and do stickfights with other kids, or do you remember the pinecore wars? good old days

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  • April 14, 2017 at 5:53 pm
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    God please give us back George Carlin and I'll give you 1/2 of my soul. I think you'll get a lot more volunteers than me.

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  • April 15, 2017 at 7:54 am
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    "The poor little fuck" I died

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  • April 16, 2017 at 10:46 am
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    "Do today's kids even know what a stick is?"

    Yeah, USB sticks.

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  • April 16, 2017 at 1:33 pm
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    Plain, honest and in your face. Most people would develop serious piles just listening to him.

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  • April 18, 2017 at 6:19 pm
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    1:10 what you came for

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  • April 21, 2017 at 1:17 am
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    every thing is so true

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  • April 24, 2017 at 6:48 am
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    Never went to camp in the summer.

    The closest I ever got was white water rafting trips with the boy scouts, family (dysfunctional) road trips, and a summer rock climbing trip one year.

    I don't have kids, but I have a nephew and I don't let him win all the time or play video games all day when he visits.

    He fucks the occasional prostitute too. taking a bow for my Carlin-inspired punchline

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  • April 24, 2017 at 8:36 pm
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    He spoke the Truth in a funny very way, Brilliant.

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  • April 26, 2017 at 1:35 am
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    The bit about "you're the last winner" is so friggin' true.  I was on some MGTOW site (wouldn't old George have a ball with that bunch of whiney losers) and was taking flak from a couple of crybabies for telling 'em to man up and the reason that women didn't like them was because they were feckless, whiny losers.  AND one of the crybabies thought that was just so awful, that, instead of "berating the betas" (that's how he conceived himself – a "beta", as in, okay, maybe he's not an "alpha male", but definitely a "beta"…  but Nooooooo;  No, he wasn't a "beta", he wasn't even a "delta" or an "epsilon", in fact, with a little luck and if his testicles ever descend, he might be an "omega") I should help build up their morale.  And I felt sorry for this guy, this poor, pathetic, dickless loser and so I shifted gears and tried to build up his morale and you know how he and his ideological allies responded?  I was some miserable old fart who just didn't know how hard it was to be a man nowadays.  And I guess it must be hard, on account of there ain't very damn many of 'em.  It wasn't their fault.  The world was at fault.  It was HARD.  The world was HARD (unlike their dicks, apparently).  And how do you think they got that way?  How do you think that they learned to blame the world for their inadequacies?   That's right, by being the "last, fucking winner" in a grown up world where someone forgot to give them their prize…  How sad.

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  • May 2, 2017 at 5:47 am
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    "Leadership Camp"     oh fuck yes…..

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  • May 6, 2017 at 7:21 pm
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    "You just sit there with a stick and you have a little fun." George sounds REALLY out of touch here, kids don;t want to sit around with sticks, they want to play with action figures or video games.

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  • May 6, 2017 at 10:17 pm
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    He is absolutely right and i dont even have kids.

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  • May 8, 2017 at 5:48 pm
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    When I was a kid I used to burn sticks. What a childhood that was LOL.

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  • May 12, 2017 at 1:53 pm
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    I'm surprised when I see kids outside playing.

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  • May 13, 2017 at 12:00 am
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    LMAO he is so spot on…i feel like i grew up with this fucker in NY lmfao

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  • May 15, 2017 at 2:18 pm
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    great.!!

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  • May 17, 2017 at 8:05 pm
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    My brothers and I would just go outside and beat the shit out of each other with sticks.

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  • May 18, 2017 at 4:20 am
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    "YOU LOST,YOU'RE A LOSER BOBBY!!" Lol 😛

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  • May 19, 2017 at 12:59 am
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    George Carlin would lose his shit if he saw today's society

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  • May 23, 2017 at 3:51 am
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    a special kind of bullshit taking on a new meaning.

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  • May 24, 2017 at 4:25 am
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    I heard about some school having Star Wars day (you know, on May the 4th), but they didn't allow light sabers because they are simulated weapons. Yeah, I get it about what has happened in schools. But why then allow or acknowledge "Star Wars day"? We all know what happens in that movie. Here's a clue: it has the word WAR right in the fucking title!!

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  • May 27, 2017 at 7:49 am
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    camp = glorified babysitters, same as the YMCA, city pools, etc.

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  • May 31, 2017 at 6:13 am
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    In all truths,, exists Humor
    In all humor exists truths.
    It's always up to the audience to appreciate it for what it is.

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  • June 10, 2017 at 2:49 pm
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    George was a truth seeker and a pretty deep guy.

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  • August 4, 2017 at 4:36 am
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    "The poor little fuck." Lmao

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  • August 26, 2017 at 2:10 pm
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    A George Carlin camp would be nice.

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  • September 18, 2017 at 3:37 pm
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    ♥️XXXOOOXXX♥️

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  • December 15, 2017 at 1:28 am
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    Come back George we need ya

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  • January 21, 2018 at 9:13 pm
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    Barely found george. Hes amazing.

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  • January 29, 2018 at 7:52 pm
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    I'm training to become a therapist for kids and teens,and i plan to take this philosophy!

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  • March 29, 2018 at 2:55 am
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    Hi Reddit!

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  • April 7, 2018 at 1:03 am
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    Child abuse is also forced religion.
    We're all born with a religious belief. It's forced upon us by our parents

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  • April 15, 2018 at 8:17 pm
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    The poor little fuck…the poor little fuck, he can barely locate his dick!

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  • May 23, 2018 at 8:56 pm
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    GOAT

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  • May 26, 2018 at 4:31 am
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    That's were shicklegruber went. LoL

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  • June 1, 2018 at 4:21 pm
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    I wish he'd stayed alive long enough to comment on transgenderism. Cmon, stop kidding yourselves. You know damn well what he'd have said. Common sense is being bred out of people lately. It's being replaced by devotion and subservience to political correctness, no matter how outlandishly ridiculous that political correctness might be. Don't question it, just obey! OR ELSE!

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  • August 10, 2018 at 2:27 am
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    He would have 5 specials worth of material if he was still around. Miss this old bastard

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  • September 10, 2018 at 7:22 pm
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    The Last Winner!

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  • September 14, 2018 at 5:20 pm
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    George Carlin was a comedian AND a philosopher…

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  • October 29, 2018 at 4:48 am
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    Just sit with a stick.

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  • October 29, 2018 at 4:50 am
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    ceramics camp. there is such a thing. where do i sign up.
    is that for the rich kids?

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  • November 10, 2018 at 6:56 pm
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    I love this. In a world where children can no longer be children anymore, all children play on screens, they can't run in my kids school anymore as someone sued when a kid fell, we all have to pay insurance too just in case. No red rover, no bull dog, no tag…. No fun. This is unreal times. It's pure an utter BS. RIP Mr Carlin, you were right. I don't send my kids to camps here in Ireland, they play in the field's with a stick. It costs less too. You were a gem. Missed sorely.

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  • December 18, 2018 at 3:52 am
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    I miss sticks 😞

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  • April 5, 2019 at 9:14 pm
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    Then my dad comes outside and yells at me about having a stick and digging a hole. And he still brings it up all the time 30 years later. My dad…the fucking asshole.

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  • April 8, 2019 at 9:56 pm
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    Kids shouldn't have phones until like 18. If they need one for when they're away from home they get a flip phone that only makes calls.

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  • July 10, 2019 at 7:38 pm
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    If only Adolf Hitler's dad was a jack-off. He might have prevented World War II. Remember that. Every time you jerk off, you could be saving the world from war. Wank for Peace.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 2:56 am
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    Whatever dimension George is in now, I hope that's the one I wind up in. Fan since the '70s, fan forever.

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