Hey man what the hell, I was wide open on
the backdoor there. dude these new elbow pads man, I cant get the right angle I got this new undershirt, think its weighing me down, totally would’ve had a breakaway if I had my old one on. Totally had you on that breakaway pass, still getting used to the new tape job. switched to that bubble last week, thing was fogging up left and right, went back to the cage, now I cant see anything. Anybody have a stone? New guy totally f%^$ed up my skates at the shop today. Yo you guys remember that 80 goal season I had back in squirts? Back when I had that TPS rubber, thing was like a magic wand, had like 90 goals that season. You boys hear that Gagner put up 8 points the other night? Back in Mites, I was putting up 9 points a game. Hey you boys remember those eagles I had back in squirts?
Silkiest mitts. Yeah I think I still hold my high school records for most empty net goals. You boys should’ve seen my flow back in triple A, talk about nice lettuce. Then there was that year in Bantams, just completely untamed. Yeah you boys remember the backhand toe drag?
Yeah I sort’ve invented that, back in peewees. Had defensemen falling over left and right,
one kid, had to go to the ER, broke his ankles. [putting on clear tape] Hey was that clear tape? No man, just taking a dump. Oh alright, anybody got clear? Yo check out this chicks 5-hole.
Dude that things humongous big! wait, wait, hooooo! This is gonna look just like the winter classic. [goalie stuff] Yeah you know, forgot to put the tinfoil on the knuckles last game but stopped by price chopper, got like 4-5 rolls so should be good for a couple games. [packs lip] coach said I have to wear elbow pads, doesn’t make sense to me… Lead the league in PIMS this year, 35 fighting majors a few high stickings.. you know if youre not gonna wear a visor, what do you expect to happen? Probably one of my most favorite professional plays of all time is Scott Stevens hit on Paul Kayria. Growing up always had the sherwood Coffey curve, uh Paul Coffey. Ended up going through like 90
of them by the time I hit Bantams.. finally switched to the Easton Aluminum, lot more weight lot more durable. [Axe motion] f$%!s all the water? [excessive drinking] Hey lets go here kid
Here we go, here we go! oh wait wait wait, your hair
Can you get mine?
Yeah alright lets go. I was gonna go pro my sophomore year but uh.. Had to redshirt junior season just cause uh, got bauer bumps. Dude I saw you but then I caught the flash of the new laces and it was just too much, distracted me.

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  • March 11, 2015 at 6:48 pm
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    Life bro

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  • March 11, 2015 at 10:58 pm
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    Is that how you act as a "Bender"? Leave your skate guards on? XD

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  • March 20, 2015 at 10:23 pm
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    Mr. Dangles. Best one by far is the Has Been, funny stuff.

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  • March 25, 2015 at 5:06 am
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    Mr. Dangles

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  • April 4, 2015 at 2:35 am
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    This was totally filmed at the University of Vermont. We play our league here! Awesome!

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  • April 30, 2015 at 1:19 pm
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    you totaly filming of dude perfect!!!

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  • May 4, 2015 at 4:16 am
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    Mr. Dangles

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  • May 30, 2015 at 8:08 pm
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    Eh, bender! Ya left skate guards on, kid!

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  • June 3, 2015 at 4:44 am
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    Mr dangles

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  • June 10, 2015 at 12:50 am
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    I always thought the goalies could kill you if they wanted.

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  • July 16, 2015 at 8:21 pm
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    My kit-up routine always gets weird comments but it makes sense, right:
    1. I am a tucker so skates on first.
    2. Then shins.
    3. Socks next – not shorts – because I have to tape and it's easier when you don't have shorts to deal with.
    Everything else is basically normal after this bit but everyone's like 'why don't you put your shorts on first?'

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  • July 31, 2015 at 10:56 pm
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    Mr.Dangles!

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  • July 31, 2015 at 11:41 pm
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    2:17
    Hahaha!!!!!

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  • August 10, 2015 at 7:18 am
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    The goalies are 100% accurate

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  • August 11, 2015 at 1:04 am
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    Mr.Dangles

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  • August 31, 2015 at 1:20 am
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    Wish I could still play

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  • September 25, 2015 at 3:37 am
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    "is that a 90 degree angle??"

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  • September 27, 2015 at 7:39 am
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    It is crap

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  • October 12, 2015 at 4:20 pm
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    I'm the goalie

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  • October 19, 2015 at 9:13 pm
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    Mr.Dangles

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  • October 21, 2015 at 11:07 am
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    LOL the goons last name is goon😕

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  • October 22, 2015 at 1:54 am
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    Dudes! shout out to UVM! Live like 20 minutes away from campus!

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  • October 22, 2015 at 3:59 am
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    Shit Backup Goalies say is in this video best part

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  • October 26, 2015 at 1:28 am
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    What does the goon put in his mouth

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  • November 9, 2015 at 2:37 am
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    Hey Erich, is this ACHA?

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  • November 26, 2015 at 7:15 pm
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    tbis video stunk

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  • December 3, 2015 at 4:23 am
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    Omg the goalies are the best and most and most hilarious in the team

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  • December 6, 2015 at 4:24 am
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    Mr Dangles!

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  • December 13, 2015 at 2:02 am
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    do u go to UVM

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  • December 17, 2015 at 7:36 pm
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    hey im in peewees and we are 13-2-1

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  • December 17, 2015 at 8:24 pm
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    Honestly I made the toe drag back hand my personal move

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  • January 1, 2016 at 5:44 pm
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    the best bit is us goalies actully do things like that

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  • January 11, 2016 at 8:47 pm
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    Did i just saw there Rask jersey?

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  • January 24, 2016 at 3:46 pm
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    Just watched this man. Have to say the funniest video I've watched! 3:13 is where i lost it!! hahaha

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  • January 27, 2016 at 2:19 am
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    you guys succ at stariodtypes

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  • February 1, 2016 at 2:00 am
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    nice vid

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  • February 13, 2016 at 10:01 pm
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    Part 2!

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  • February 17, 2016 at 1:48 pm
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    I appreciate the Bruin fan Goalies

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  • March 10, 2016 at 3:52 am
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    I'm definitely the goalie

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  • March 10, 2016 at 11:18 pm
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    Lol finally someone with the same spelling as me

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  • March 13, 2016 at 3:46 am
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    Lets go UVM! I live near Montpelier

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  • March 15, 2016 at 11:08 pm
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    Me dangles

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  • March 18, 2016 at 2:56 pm
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    YOU COPIER

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  • March 19, 2016 at 2:02 am
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    Mr. Dangles!

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  • March 26, 2016 at 7:54 pm
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    When you realize you grew up knowing a pro youtuber.

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  • May 9, 2016 at 6:41 am
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    Funniest video besides, Shit backup goalies say.

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  • May 19, 2016 at 11:13 am
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    My most favorite professional play was the scott Steven hit on Paul karya hahahah

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  • May 21, 2016 at 3:39 am
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    I'm the goalie

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  • July 15, 2016 at 10:44 pm
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    I am a hockey player but I am a girl I am using my brothers account.

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  • July 24, 2016 at 2:26 am
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    4500s with ccms are sooo dirty

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  • August 8, 2016 at 5:59 am
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    I'm a goalie and I'm not THAT weird

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  • August 29, 2016 at 6:26 pm
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    audio is shit. Get a mic boys

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  • August 31, 2016 at 8:32 pm
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    Mr.dangles

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  • October 5, 2016 at 9:16 pm
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    THOSE GOALIES ARE THE BACKUP GOALIE PEOPLE

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  • October 20, 2016 at 1:39 pm
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    Mr.Dangles

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  • October 22, 2016 at 6:09 pm
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    HEYY ITS THE BACKUP GOALIE

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  • November 3, 2016 at 12:08 am
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    so funny

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  • November 10, 2016 at 3:54 am
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    Mr. Dangles!

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  • November 15, 2016 at 12:35 am
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    1:51 I DON'T CARE

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  • November 29, 2016 at 12:26 am
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    We goalies are not like that

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  • December 27, 2016 at 6:50 am
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    What's that cage at 3:47?
    I need to get one

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  • February 6, 2017 at 1:03 am
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    Why were they literally all in the locker room

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  • February 11, 2017 at 4:44 am
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    2:09 it is the guys from backup goalie

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  • February 24, 2017 at 10:44 pm
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    Mr. Dangles

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  • March 12, 2017 at 2:05 am
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    The CHL is facing a class action lawsuit.

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  • March 23, 2017 at 7:02 pm
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    You are my favourite YouTuber . I watch you for at least 3 hours a day.

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  • April 18, 2017 at 12:33 am
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    bruins suck

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  • May 26, 2017 at 7:15 pm
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    The goalies are from backup goalie's channel

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  • June 20, 2017 at 4:50 am
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    Still makes me horny after all these years

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  • September 15, 2017 at 5:13 am
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    Talk about nice lettuce😂

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  • September 17, 2017 at 11:23 am
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    Shit! Backup goalies

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  • October 3, 2017 at 11:41 pm
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    Shit I'm a goalie.

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  • October 17, 2017 at 1:04 am
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    How is the bender a bender he left his skate guards on

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  • November 12, 2017 at 1:36 am
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    GO BRUINS

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  • November 21, 2017 at 2:24 pm
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    what is the name of the song at the very beggining???awesome stuff btw!:)))

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  • November 23, 2017 at 2:38 am
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    Had to go to the ER broke his ankles 😂😂

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  • November 29, 2017 at 9:41 pm
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    The goalies

    The goalies are the best

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  • December 20, 2017 at 8:45 am
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    Goalies are always fuckin weird

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  • January 2, 2018 at 9:15 pm
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    The goalies are what make hockey awesome. Especially me.

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  • January 2, 2018 at 9:35 pm
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    OOOHHHH YAH ITS DA TENNNNDIES

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  • January 25, 2018 at 11:12 pm
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    For the last one his skate had the protectors on them

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  • January 27, 2018 at 6:39 pm
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    Does anyone notice that he is wearing a Canadian jersey and he says squirts

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  • February 23, 2018 at 2:10 pm
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    I'm the moocher

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  • June 17, 2018 at 1:56 am
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    I'm a goalie and the goalie part I died at lol

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  • July 10, 2018 at 6:27 am
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    You copied Dp

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  • October 13, 2018 at 6:16 pm
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    yayy goalies

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  • October 25, 2018 at 1:04 am
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    Lol

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  • November 5, 2018 at 10:43 pm
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    This video still makes me laugh every time!

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  • November 25, 2018 at 2:59 pm
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    Did anyone else notice thst almost the whole video was filmed in the change room and not on the ice??

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  • December 24, 2018 at 2:50 am
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    Let’s get it that video is at The Gut!!!!

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  • December 26, 2018 at 4:44 pm
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    Im a part of the ’goalies’ group…

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  • January 1, 2019 at 8:05 pm
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    This is the best video ever. Oh my gosh🤣

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  • January 13, 2019 at 7:19 pm
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    2019

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  • March 3, 2019 at 4:53 pm
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    Great shit

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  • May 6, 2019 at 2:01 am
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    Lost it at the goalies hahaha. So true!

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  • June 25, 2019 at 9:11 pm
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    Mr.Dangles

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