And we are at capacity
tonight here at the Opulent Tostito Center. 50,000 fans are ready to binge
drink for a couple of hours. I’ll tell you what,
I can’t wait. Hi, I’m grown man Chick Sarica. And I’m grown man Bob DiSanzio. That’s right, Bob.
And we have both made careers watching adult men play
a simple child’s game, all while being paid
more than the President. Okay, Chick, and it seems
as though the millionaires are ready
to play their game, so we can stop stalling
with the mindless chatter. And the Rhinos bring
the ball into play. And the alleged rapist
passes the big orange ball to the sweaty legal giant.
Hey. Slamming. The legal giant easily
puts the ball into the basket, making it look easy, which if
you’re seven feet tall, it is. He made about $8,000
while he was doing that. Now the power Falcons are
bringing the ball into play. The high school dropout inbounds
to the convicted spousal abuser. He slashes through
all of the drug addicts, drops to the ball
to the genetic freak. And. Boom-crack-a-lacka.
Two points downtown. Skurplackiss. Bingo time. Stermskams.
Muh-less-a-blatta-blatta. I’m just saying words
that start with “s”. I’m going pure nonsense. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Are you okay? I’m great, Bob.

If Sports Commentators Had No Filter – Key & Peele

82 thoughts on “If Sports Commentators Had No Filter – Key & Peele

  • June 14, 2019 at 4:44 am
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    โ€œThe alleged rapistโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • June 14, 2019 at 12:04 pm
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    This is literally bob menery lol

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  • June 14, 2019 at 4:48 pm
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    Too funny

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  • June 14, 2019 at 8:59 pm
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    I could've listen to them go on and on about this one!!! Still laughing!

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  • June 15, 2019 at 1:02 pm
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    Is this not how sports announcers usually talk? It's what I hear when they talk.

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  • June 15, 2019 at 8:34 pm
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    I hope they never fall off

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  • June 15, 2019 at 8:52 pm
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    I swear Iโ€™ve seen this before, like from years ago

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  • June 16, 2019 at 1:31 am
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    That one eye closed Iโ€™m weak!

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  • June 16, 2019 at 6:09 pm
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    POWER FALCONS

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  • June 16, 2019 at 10:22 pm
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    love how itโ€™s now acceptable for black people to paint themselves white hey whites would get fucked for it ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • June 17, 2019 at 6:03 am
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    Clearly one of the teams is the lakers ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • June 18, 2019 at 3:05 am
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    Anybody else see the pewds gfuel ad???๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • June 18, 2019 at 2:15 pm
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    People that dislike sports are the ones that could never play and don't have the athletic ability or coordination

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  • June 20, 2019 at 4:28 pm
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    I looked up how much the president makes, and how much a sports commentator makes in a year and I have to say 78k(sports commentator)and 400k(president) is not a big difference

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  • June 20, 2019 at 5:50 pm
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    ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I swear this is how they be ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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  • June 21, 2019 at 1:31 pm
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    "The alleged rapist"

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  • June 21, 2019 at 9:47 pm
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    I'd probably watch sports if the commentators spoke like them.

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  • June 23, 2019 at 7:19 am
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    are they wearing a white disguise?

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  • June 23, 2019 at 6:43 pm
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    Key: AHAHAHA! AHHHHAHAHA! HAAAAAHAHA!
    Peele: are you okay?
    Kay: I'm great Bob.

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  • June 28, 2019 at 8:27 pm
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    Don Imus "them some nappy headed hoes!"

    https://youtu.be/ui1jPNDWArM?t=13

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  • June 30, 2019 at 2:43 am
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    man K&P got even shittier title writers

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  • June 30, 2019 at 2:44 am
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    what kind of Asylum is that court

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  • July 3, 2019 at 1:20 am
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    SKERPLAKIS

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  • July 3, 2019 at 2:37 am
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    These guys just keep hitting the truth hard! With humor!
    I don't worship sports figures, myself…

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  • July 3, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    Ion trust you.

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  • July 4, 2019 at 1:30 pm
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    best video of key and peele

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  • July 7, 2019 at 11:35 am
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    What's with them and 'Power Falcons'? LoL

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  • July 7, 2019 at 11:13 pm
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    Dude back in the purple flannel is dying lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • July 8, 2019 at 9:31 pm
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    Is this white face?

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  • July 10, 2019 at 9:08 pm
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    The truth is sometimes funnier

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  • July 13, 2019 at 4:55 am
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    Me as a Sport Commentator. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • July 14, 2019 at 12:13 am
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    ๐Ÿ˜•

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  • July 15, 2019 at 2:59 am
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    TV Show please

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  • July 17, 2019 at 2:50 am
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    Am Iโ€™m the only one who would like key and peele do a commentary on a real game

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  • July 17, 2019 at 4:39 pm
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    This is brilliant.

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  • July 18, 2019 at 10:00 pm
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    Look at these racist moths fuckas doing white face. I demand an uproar!!!

    I donโ€™t really. Just wanted to see if my balls disappeared into my body if I spoke like a liberal! You can now call me Jane!

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  • July 18, 2019 at 10:05 pm
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    I dont need to watch I can just read the comments ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • July 19, 2019 at 3:07 am
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    Since when is white-face ok

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  • July 19, 2019 at 7:59 pm
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    Which to write

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  • July 20, 2019 at 1:50 pm
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    …They'd have no job

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  • July 25, 2019 at 5:37 pm
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    Skerplakis!!!

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  • July 26, 2019 at 2:31 pm
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    Adult men playing a simple children's game is the motto of Major League Baseball.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 9:13 pm
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    Yooo why he just stop laughing that fast ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • July 29, 2019 at 5:39 am
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    Whiteface? As a black man, this actually makes me feel uncomfortable because it makes my entire race look like a bunch of hypocrites

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  • July 31, 2019 at 1:47 am
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    I thought the Rhinos where baseball team

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  • July 31, 2019 at 5:14 am
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    "So the alleged rapist passes the ball to sweaty Giant" ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • August 2, 2019 at 1:58 pm
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    the alleged rapist passes the ball to the sweaty legal giant? remember when Kobe was an alleged rapist and he's still teammates with the Giant Shaq?

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  • August 4, 2019 at 9:43 pm
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    These 2 are horrible comedians! They suck!

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  • August 6, 2019 at 11:27 pm
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    Oh they white today? They are awesome.

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  • August 8, 2019 at 9:30 am
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    I would actually watch sports if Key and Peele were the commentators

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  • August 10, 2019 at 5:42 am
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    Skrimmet

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  • August 17, 2019 at 1:02 am
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    Skerplacish !

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  • August 20, 2019 at 12:20 am
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    I feel like that very last part was pure improv. Peele seemed genuinely concerned when he asked "are you ok?"

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  • August 20, 2019 at 5:28 pm
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    Good video! โœŒ๏ธ

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  • August 21, 2019 at 11:37 am
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    Exactly why I don't watch sports. This is about all I see and think while watching.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 10:42 pm
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    Yea keep laughing but they didnt say anything that wasnt true

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  • August 24, 2019 at 4:25 am
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    "The alleged rapist"

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  • August 25, 2019 at 1:28 am
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    So true lol

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  • August 25, 2019 at 5:18 am
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    Were they supposed to look like old white men? Because they look like old white men. Well obviously they were meant to look old

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  • August 25, 2019 at 8:10 pm
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    If you liked this ,then go watch the the entire basketball part in the movie Bedazzled with Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley . Try and watch the extended part of the announcer scene too

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  • August 26, 2019 at 7:40 am
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    Boom shaka laka doo

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  • August 26, 2019 at 1:25 pm
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    That ending laugh killed it! Absolutely amazing

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  • August 26, 2019 at 11:25 pm
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    That laugh tho ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • August 27, 2019 at 4:02 am
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    Sports stars, movie stars, politicians………

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  • August 28, 2019 at 8:54 pm
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    Key has so much energy and funny physical comedy–how can you not laugh?

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  • August 31, 2019 at 10:07 am
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    Key & Peele basketball, baseball and football teams are always the Rhinos. Go Rhinos!

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  • August 31, 2019 at 3:34 pm
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    lolol, basketball and all american sports are the most mindless dumb sports ever played

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  • September 1, 2019 at 1:51 pm
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    This is exactly why I DO NOT watch sports. A bunch of overpaid millionaires playing childrenโ€™s games and expecting adulation.

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  • September 3, 2019 at 4:56 am
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    SNL is done. Let it go.

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  • September 3, 2019 at 11:25 pm
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    based on reality

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  • September 4, 2019 at 6:09 pm
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    That could of went on way longer

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  • September 5, 2019 at 7:49 am
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    "The legal giant puts the ball into the basket, making it look easy, which if you're 7 feet tall, it is". Seriously if you're over 6'6" under the age of 40 and can't dunk, you're not healthy.

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  • September 6, 2019 at 12:44 pm
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    Sklongkst.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 8:59 am
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    0:29 is he talking about the lakers shaq and kobe?

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  • September 8, 2019 at 9:11 pm
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    Big props to the person who fit those wigs ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ

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  • September 11, 2019 at 5:42 pm
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    Oof.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 12:05 am
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    This is inaccurate, we all know the alleged rapist doesn't pass. That's why the legal giant left the team.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 5:16 am
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    THE PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND LAUGHING AT KEY'S LAUGH

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  • September 15, 2019 at 10:47 am
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    Brilliant.

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  • September 18, 2019 at 2:28 am
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    Who else couldn't stop laughing at Key's laugh at the end? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • September 18, 2019 at 6:34 am
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    It seems the millionaires are ready to play, Iโ€™m weak ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • September 18, 2019 at 5:41 pm
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    Their hair and makeup is amazing

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