[dramatic music] – GOOD EVENING, ST. PAUL. IT’S YOUR CITY NEWS AT 5:00.
I’M JAMIE THRONEBURG. – AND I’M MARCY WHITCHURCH. WINTER WEATHER ADVISORIES
ARE IN EFFECT ACROSS CENTRAL MINNESOTA
TONIGHT. WITH MORE ON THAT,
WEATHERMAN ISAAC LABUDA. ISAAC. – THANKS, MARCY. A MAJOR SYSTEM
IS ZIPPING ACROSS THE REGION. OUTSIDE TEMP RIGHT NOW,
8 DEGREES, BUT IT FEELS LIKE 20 BELOW. JAMIE. – WELL, STAY OFF THE ROADS
IF YOU CAN, FOLKS. LOTS OF REPORTS
OF BLACK ICE. – OOH, YOU GOT TO WATCH OUT
FOR THAT DANGEROUS BLACK ICE. IT’S TRANSPARENT AND SNEAKY.
HARD TO SEE BLACK ICE. – THAT’S RIGHT, MARCY. KEEP YOUR LOVED ONES SAFE
AND WARN THEM TO STAY OFF THE STREET
TONIGHT BECAUSE OF MENACING,
LIFE-ROBBING BLACK, BLACK ICE. – ISAAC. – WE HAVE CHANNEL 17’S
FIELD REPORTER, DARREN HEPNER, WITH MORE. DARREN? – YEAH… I’M STANDING OUT HERE
AT HISTORIC RAMSEY HILL, WHERE THERE ARE CURRENTLY
NO CARS ON THE STREET DUE TO, UH… HAZARDOUS
DRIVING CONDITIONS. – DARREN, ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT BLACK ICE? – THAT’S RIGHT. – OOH, JEEZ,
IT’S FRIGHTENING JUST TO EVEN SAY
“BLACK ICE.” – IT’S SCARY, TRICKY,
RUTHLESS STUFF, THAT BLACK ICE. A PERFECTLY SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD
CAN BE SUDDENLY TERRORIZED BY THE APPEARANCE
OF BLACK ICE. – WELL, ONE MUST
KEEP IN MIND THAT, JUST BECAUSE BLACK ICE
LOOKS DIFFERENT THAN WHITE ICE, IT DOESN’T MAKE IT
ANY MORE DANGEROUS. ALSO, ONE MUST REMEMBER HOW HARD IT IS
FOR BLACK ICE TO SURVIVE, WHAT WITH THE AUTHORITIES
TRYING TO DESTROY IT WITH THE SNOW PLOWS
AND SALT TRUCKS, BUT BLACK ICE PERSEVERES. – UH-HUH, THAT’S RIGHT.
THAT’S RIGHT. AND AS YOU CAN SEE
RIGHT NOW, THE CITY
IS BEING CONTROLLED BY LOTS
OF OPPRESSIVE WHITE SNOW, MAKING IT HARD
FOR ALL PEOPLE TO ADVANCE. AND WE DON’T HEAR
MUCH “NEWS” ABOUT THAT, NOW, DO WE? – NO, WE DO NOT! – WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
BROTHER DARREN. – BUT LET’S BE HONEST–
BLACK ICE IS THE REAL MENACE. LAST NIGHT I WAS IN
A PERFECTLY SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD, WALKING AWAY
FROM AN A.T.M. MACHINE, WHEN BLACK ICE
JUST SNUCK UP ON ME AND PRACTICALLY ROBBED ME
OF MY BALANCE. – OUCH. THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE
SOMETHING BLACK ICE WOULD DO. – WELL, I JUST HOPE THAT FOLKS
WATCH OUT SO THE WHITE SNOW DOESN’T BLIND THEM
AND KEEP THEM FROM SEEING WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON. – ALL I’M SAYING
IS I CAN’T THINK OF A SINGLE CHRISTMAS SONG
ABOUT BLACK ICE. LOTS OF CHEERFUL, UPLIFTING
SONGS ABOUT SNOW, SO… – [laughs]
WELL… FOR THE RECORD, BLACK ICE
NEVER ASKED TO BE OUT HERE. – NO, IT DID NOT! – IT’S A PRODUCT
OF THE ENVIRONMENT. – OOH, HALLELUJAH! – IN FACT, BLACK ICE
DIDN’T LAND ON THE ROAD. THE ROAD
LANDED ON BLACK ICE! – WHOO! AMEN! – OKAY. NEXT UP, WHY IS AMERICA
BEING RUINED BY BLACK PEOPLE? [tense music]

Key & Peele – Black Ice

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Black Ice

  • January 11, 2019 at 8:17 pm
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    Subscribe to the new Key & Peele YouTube channel for all the classics as well as new-to-YouTube sketches: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdN4aXTrHAtfgbVG9HjBmxQ?sub_confirmation=1

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  • August 30, 2019 at 5:38 pm
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    So true!!!! We need to send "Black Ice" back where it came from!!!!!!

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  • August 30, 2019 at 5:50 pm
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    Fucking lol 1:16

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  • August 31, 2019 at 5:35 am
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    If you don’t get it, keep saying “Black Ice” over and over. If you still don’t get it then keep scrolling lol

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  • August 31, 2019 at 8:20 am
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    New favourite duo 🤣🤣🤣

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  • August 31, 2019 at 12:13 pm
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    No one's talking about brown snow xD

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  • August 31, 2019 at 1:15 pm
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    I wonder if that guy shoveling knows there's some black ice with a microphone so close to him?

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  • August 31, 2019 at 6:23 pm
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    Why they talking about my state like that?😂😂😂

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  • August 31, 2019 at 8:22 pm
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    That first cut to Keegan is sublime.

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  • September 1, 2019 at 1:19 am
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    All I hear is black guys.

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  • September 1, 2019 at 4:26 am
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    2:07 oh she was walking away from an ATM machine and black ice robbed her of her BALANCE (like money balance). I don’t know why I didn’t get that at first.

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  • September 1, 2019 at 5:52 am
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    And Do not eat yellow snow right?

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  • September 1, 2019 at 5:59 am
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    rotf

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  • September 1, 2019 at 8:52 am
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    my Canadian friend cant watch this. -_- ………region bs. thanks youtube.

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  • September 2, 2019 at 6:03 am
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    Wtfff hahahahaaaaa🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • September 2, 2019 at 10:34 am
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    This world is so sensitive

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  • September 2, 2019 at 1:04 pm
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    black ice is 15% of all ice but cause 30% of all accidents

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  • September 2, 2019 at 3:31 pm
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    Who is the blonde lady?

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  • September 2, 2019 at 5:16 pm
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    Lmao that's fucked up

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  • September 2, 2019 at 8:53 pm
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    America can't be ruined by black people, it was already ruined.

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  • September 2, 2019 at 11:20 pm
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    So what about yellow ice…….. HUH!!!!????

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  • September 3, 2019 at 7:39 am
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    OK my english is not very good, so are they talking about balck a s s ?

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  • September 3, 2019 at 8:10 am
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    I absolutely love when Key gets excited whenever Peele gives some amazing points on black ice. His reaction is priceless 😂😂😂

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  • September 3, 2019 at 10:49 am
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    https://discordapp.com/channels/618372387213279242/618372387213279245

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  • September 3, 2019 at 2:39 pm
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    Wasn’t expecting the end. Shit got me wheezing

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  • September 3, 2019 at 7:13 pm
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    "that sounds exactly like something black ice would do" 🤣

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  • September 3, 2019 at 10:48 pm
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    Rosen white ice turn into black ice

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  • September 4, 2019 at 2:44 am
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    The ending was flat and predictable – instead, Peele should have unexpectedly slipped while ranting and then they should have mixed in something about black on black crime or Key freaking out thinking it was a drive by

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  • September 4, 2019 at 5:26 am
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    Three words jesse lee Peterson … key and peele should definitely do a guest appearance

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  • September 4, 2019 at 11:03 pm
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    Even though black ice is only 13% of the ice population it is responsible for 52% of ice fatalities.

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  • September 5, 2019 at 3:03 am
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    Not gonna lie that last part caught me off guard😂

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  • September 5, 2019 at 4:45 am
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    " Brotha Darren?"😂

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  • September 5, 2019 at 5:12 am
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    3:00 she should be shot for making such an offensive comment

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  • September 5, 2019 at 6:25 am
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    Black ice persevieres

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  • September 5, 2019 at 11:01 am
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    Hahahhaha Hahhahahaha hahahhahahahaha

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  • September 5, 2019 at 5:39 pm
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    I think this have other meaning tho. 🤔🤔

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  • September 5, 2019 at 8:14 pm
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    Fam its transparent not even black. The tarmac makes it look black cus its transparent lol

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  • September 5, 2019 at 10:41 pm
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    Black ice didn't sink the Titanic. White ice did.

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  • September 5, 2019 at 11:51 pm
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    All I can say is thankyou recommendation ✊

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  • September 6, 2019 at 12:12 am
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    If you fall in it and still have your wallet when you get up….
    That wasn't black ice.

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  • September 6, 2019 at 2:27 am
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    Love me some Black Ice 😍😍🤩🤩🤩😍☺️😘😘😘😘

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  • September 6, 2019 at 4:25 am
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    Despite being 13% of the ice, black ice causes 50% of the accidents

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  • September 6, 2019 at 6:52 am
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    Marcy WitchChurch

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  • September 6, 2019 at 6:54 am
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    Black ice is so racist. It should be called African American ice

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  • September 6, 2019 at 1:04 pm
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    Anyone in 2019?

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  • September 6, 2019 at 6:08 pm
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    I cant stand black ice

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  • September 6, 2019 at 7:37 pm
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    What is your real voice

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  • September 7, 2019 at 12:00 am
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    Roflmbo

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  • September 7, 2019 at 3:45 am
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    Marcy Witchurch looks like Ben Wyatt's sister

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  • September 7, 2019 at 5:53 am
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    Yalll onnnn dirttttt

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  • September 7, 2019 at 4:26 pm
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    Black guys* lol

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  • September 7, 2019 at 6:06 pm
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    Which church ? Lmaooo

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  • September 7, 2019 at 8:23 pm
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    Black Ice / Black guys
    😂

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  • September 7, 2019 at 9:38 pm
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    When they showed the animated black ice with pink SnapBack 😂😂😂😂

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  • September 8, 2019 at 12:46 am
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    Black ice is only 13% but is responsible for 50% of all accidents

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  • September 8, 2019 at 1:41 am
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • September 8, 2019 at 2:53 am
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    LMAO

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  • September 8, 2019 at 3:02 am
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    Jokes aside, black ice is worse. I fallen on my ass atleast 20 times going up the street to the bus as a kid

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  • September 8, 2019 at 4:31 am
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    Watched this like 10 times over a few years. Just realized “Black ice” sounds like “black guys” when they say it. This skit was more thought out than I thought

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  • September 8, 2019 at 11:28 am
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    Lmao when she said "lots of cheerful, uplifting songs about snow"

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  • September 8, 2019 at 4:02 pm
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    Her voice is so annoying! Is that a white woman thing? #NoOffense Love everyone.

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  • September 8, 2019 at 4:06 pm
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    What about extremist brown ice, looks like poop but is terrifying as f.

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  • September 9, 2019 at 3:42 am
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    The channel lady just keeps strangely smiling to whatever they say. Wow.

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  • September 9, 2019 at 8:39 am
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    Fucking love this 😂😂😂

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  • September 10, 2019 at 4:03 pm
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    I thought this was about the documentary black ice – outlining the historicities of the sport hockey and its creation by nova scotian prisoners of war aka slaves. Still loled though

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  • September 10, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    I think they mean violent black people…or I should say the "always" violent black people? Does that clear things up? You think I'm afraid to say it?

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  • September 10, 2019 at 6:24 pm
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    omg

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  • September 11, 2019 at 5:55 pm
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    Hahahahaha 🤣😂 why's america ruined by black people..

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  • September 11, 2019 at 5:58 pm
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    0:44 that black ice logo gets me everytime.. 🤣😂🤣😂

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  • September 11, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    Black Ice Count: 21

    I don't think the reporters caught the drift

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  • September 11, 2019 at 11:10 pm
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    Kyle and peele the best in the world

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  • September 12, 2019 at 1:01 am
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    Yeaaaahhhhhhhhh

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  • September 12, 2019 at 2:57 am
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    Love it 😂😂😂😂😂 but That ending though wow

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  • September 12, 2019 at 4:22 pm
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    Wonderful. How you made that comedies? Is it doses of long dangers?

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  • September 12, 2019 at 4:22 pm
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    Amazing. My favorite comedy channel. Thank God!

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  • September 12, 2019 at 4:32 pm
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    Black ice is normal thing in my home city. US people needs Adolf Hitler. Michael Jackson rules. But comedy is awesome. Ok, Zeero Tellorance. OMG you guys are holy comedians. You became my imagined friends. Fantastic like South Park cartoon. I don't know how to call it. West Side. Comedies are holy thing if to read Osho and Robin Sharma.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 7:26 pm
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    Black ice = black guys 🤔😅

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  • September 12, 2019 at 8:10 pm
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    Well it’s actually clear

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  • September 12, 2019 at 8:15 pm
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    It’s like the onion

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  • September 12, 2019 at 10:51 pm
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    I thought this was a rainbow six siege video

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  • September 13, 2019 at 3:39 am
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    That girl has such a white face

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  • September 13, 2019 at 4:21 am
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    This is very complicated, this duo. It is deep and me and my 140+ Mensa Rating say that this is some advance-ed content.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:21 am
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    After so many years I finally realized that "black ice" sounds like "black guys"

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  • September 13, 2019 at 11:30 pm
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    Black ice despite making up only 12 percent of total ice, accounts for 52 percent of ice related crimes

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  • September 14, 2019 at 12:24 am
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    They legit need to make a sweater with that black ice alert art on it.

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  • September 14, 2019 at 12:32 am
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    White snow pshh… More like Jewish snow.

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  • September 14, 2019 at 12:40 am
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    Marcy, you are a racist B*TCH!

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  • September 14, 2019 at 2:42 am
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    Rainbow six siege has entered the chat

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  • September 14, 2019 at 9:45 am
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    Relevant with ICE.

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  • September 14, 2019 at 12:39 pm
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    Did anyone notice that if you said black ice real quick it sounds like black guys??

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  • September 15, 2019 at 2:34 am
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    so good

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  • September 15, 2019 at 3:47 am
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    Why America is being ruined by black people? LOL

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  • September 15, 2019 at 4:55 am
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    It would have been so funny if Key and Peele agreed to talk about the last topic.

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  • September 15, 2019 at 9:07 am
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    I like how innocent the inferences were regarding “black ice”, but then the racism came out in the end. 🙃

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  • September 16, 2019 at 12:44 am
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    Rasict

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  • September 16, 2019 at 2:58 am
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    White snow, black ice….
    Does yellow snow taste like Kung Pow chicken?

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  • September 16, 2019 at 6:31 am
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    Black ice causes most the violent crime in America while only being a small percentage, let’s think about that.

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  • September 16, 2019 at 1:30 pm
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    Infact it is snows fault because coming from NY. After it snow during the day it melt and at night time you have black ice. There you go LMAOOOOO LMAOOOOO LMAOOOOO 😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂
    I truly miss Key and Peele, Thank God for DVDS LMAOOOOO 😅🤣😂

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  • September 16, 2019 at 3:47 pm
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    00:55 codi lee bgt performance, anyone?

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