– HI, EVERYBODY,
I’M DAVE STASSEN
ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING,
AND WELCOME
TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL,
AS WE GET READY TO WATCH
SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS
IN THE NATION
SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS
IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN
BETWEEN EAST AND WEST.
AND THERE REALLY
ARE SOME CHARACTERS
ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS,
AREN’T THERE, GEOFF?
– THAT’S RIGHT, DAVE.
IT DOES SEEM LIKE THE MOST
FLAMBOYANT PERSONALITIES
CAME TO THE FOREFRONT,
AND THEY ARE HERE.
LET’S MEET THE PLAYERS
FROM THE EAST. [rock music] ♪
– D’MARCUS WILLIUMS,
UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA.
– T.J. JUCKSON,
WAYNE STATE UNIVERSITY.
– T’VARIUSNESS KING,
MERRIMACK COLLEGE.
– TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE,
UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI.
– D’SQUARIUS GREEN, JR.,
UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME.
– IBRAHIM MOIZOOS,
UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE
AT CHATTANOOGA.
– JACKMERIUS TACKTHERITRIX,
MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY.
– D’ISIAH T. BILLINGS-CLYDE,
COASTAL CAROLINA UNIVERSITY.
– [lisping]
D’JATHPER PROBINCRUX THE THIRD,
THOUTH CAROLINA THTATE
UNIVERTHITY.
– LEOZ MAXWELL JILLIUMZ,
EAST CAROLINA UNIVERSITY.
– JAVARIS JAMAR
JAVARISON-LAMAR,
UNIVERSITY
OF MIDDLE TENNESSEE.
– DAVOIN SHOWER-HANDEL,
UNIVERSITY
OF SOUTHERN MISSISSIPPI.
– HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY,
PENN STATE UNIVERSITY.
– L’CARPETRON DOOKMARRIOT,
FLORIDA ATLANTIC UNIVERSITY.
– J’DINKALAGE MORGOONE,
UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH FLORIDA.
– XMUS JAXON FLAXON-WAXON,
CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY
OF PENNSYLVANIA.
– WE’RE GOING TO BE LOOKING
FOR BIG PLAYS
ALL GAME LONG
FROM TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE.
– AND LET’S NOT FORGET
THE TIGHT ENDS,
IBRAHIM MOIZOOS
AND HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY.
THEY’VE BOTH HAD
AMAZING SEASONS.
– THAT’S RIGHT, GEOFF.
NOW LET’S MEET THE PLAYERS
FROM THE WEST. [rock music] ♪
– SAGGITARIUTT JEFFERSPIN,
TEXAS A & M.
– D’GLESTER HARDUNKICHUD,
UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN.
– SWIRVITHAN L’GOODLING-SPLATT,
SASKATCHEWAN UNIVERSITY.
– QUATRO QUATRO,
SAN JOSE STATE UNIVERSITY.
– OZAMATAZ BUCKSHANK,
STANFORD UNIVERSITY.
– BEEZER TWELVE WASHINGBEARD,
JONES COLLEGE.
– SHAKIRAQUAN T.G.I.F. CARTER,
UNIVERSITY
OF NORTHERN ARIZONA.
– X-WING @ ALICIOUSNESS,
MISSOURI WESTERN
STATE UNIVERSITY.
– SEQUESTER GRUNDELPLITH, M.D.,
ADAMS STATE.
– SCOISH VELOCIRAPTOR MALOISH,
SOUTH DAKOTA
STATE UNIVERSITY.
– T.J. A.J. R.J.
BACKSLASHINFOURTH THE FIFTH,
ALBION COLLEGE.
– [squeals]
SAN DIEGO STATE UNIVERSITY.
– DONKEY TEETH,
BOISE STATE UNIVERSITY.
– TORQUE…
[jackhammer drilling]
LEWITH,
NEVADA STATE…
PENITENTIARY.
– THE PLAYER FORMERLY KNOWN
AS MOUSECOP,
UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI,
COLUMBIA.
– DAN SMITH, BYU.

Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

  • January 11, 2019 at 8:16 pm
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    Subscribe to the new Key & Peele YouTube channel for all the classics as well as new-to-YouTube sketches: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdN4aXTrHAtfgbVG9HjBmxQ?sub_confirmation=1

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  • August 24, 2019 at 3:11 am
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    Cringleberry better remember that 2 pump rule

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  • August 24, 2019 at 2:16 pm
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    What season is the fantasy football picks when you guys said the picks qb qb running back running back running back reciever reciver. YOU GUYS NAILED IT! LMFAO!!

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  • August 24, 2019 at 10:10 pm
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    3:01 Nevada State……..Penitentiary.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 5:57 am
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    Dan Smith BYU 😂😂😂

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  • August 25, 2019 at 6:56 am
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    My money is on Jackmerius Tacktheritrix 😂😂😂 I'm dying rn

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  • August 25, 2019 at 7:23 am
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    Davoin Shower-Handle is my favorite lmao

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  • August 25, 2019 at 12:42 pm
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    Honestly Ibrahim Moizoos is almost normal.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:50 pm
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    Well damn. I never knew one letter can spell out the whole name. Lol

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  • August 25, 2019 at 7:15 pm
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    EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE

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  • August 26, 2019 at 1:35 am
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    I love how they just get increasingly funny

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  • August 26, 2019 at 8:17 pm
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    X-MAS JAXON FLAXON WAXON

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  • August 27, 2019 at 1:38 pm
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    Jackmerius Tacktheritrix lmmfao

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  • August 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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    2:51 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • August 28, 2019 at 1:10 am
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    California university of Pennsylvania

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  • August 28, 2019 at 9:58 am
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    Who's here for username ideas like me?

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  • August 28, 2019 at 4:19 pm
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    my man L'carpetron Dookmarriot

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  • August 28, 2019 at 4:41 pm
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    Can we just take the time to appreciate how many make up changes they went through in this sketch!

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  • August 28, 2019 at 10:55 pm
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    EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE

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  • August 28, 2019 at 11:05 pm
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    Nice to see Hingle Mcringleberry still doing well

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:02 am
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    For some reason, I laughed the hardest at "Dan Smith, BYU"

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:45 am
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    Eeeeeeeee😂

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:48 am
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    Shakiraquan 😂😂

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  • August 29, 2019 at 3:25 pm
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    ADAM STATE

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  • August 29, 2019 at 5:24 pm
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    2:54 When you realize you are nothing but just a moron coz your parents were too lazy too even name you.

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  • August 29, 2019 at 9:46 pm
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    Is it just me or does it seem like all of the players are black

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:07 am
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    And this skit looks exactly like what I dropped in the toilet!

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:43 am
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    Look I knew this was gonna end with one white guy but I still wasn't prepared after (construction noise).

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  • August 30, 2019 at 5:14 am
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    I just want Jordan Peele to
    Sit on my face and ride it like it’s fuckkn Kentucky Durby.

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  • August 30, 2019 at 8:56 am
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    Velociraptor is actually a cool middle name!

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  • August 30, 2019 at 10:04 am
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    Dan Smith 😂😂😂

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  • August 30, 2019 at 4:08 pm
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    2:57

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  • August 30, 2019 at 5:10 pm
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    I changed my comment so you won’t know why this got so many likes.

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  • August 31, 2019 at 1:23 am
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    Who’s here after hearing about De’ Coldest ToEvadoIt Crawford? 😂😂😂👌🏾

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  • August 31, 2019 at 4:01 am
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    De'coldest ToEvadoit

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  • August 31, 2019 at 6:11 pm
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    IDK why this shit be having me crying.It's so dumb and simple

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  • August 31, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    2:50 he said albion college that’s where I’m from

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  • August 31, 2019 at 11:28 pm
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    Tbh the funniest one to me was xmus jaxon flaxon-waxon.

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  • September 1, 2019 at 1:48 am
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    2:37 I lost it when he said Adaaaam State 😂

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  • September 1, 2019 at 3:17 am
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    How is this shit still funny lmaoooo

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  • September 1, 2019 at 10:25 am
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    Eeeee Eeeee

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  • September 1, 2019 at 7:14 pm
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    What kind of name is dan smith

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  • September 2, 2019 at 12:54 pm
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    What type of parents name their child dan smith when they could have named him Davoin showerhandel

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  • September 2, 2019 at 9:29 pm
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    I'm literally going to name my kid Ozamataz Buckshank Sander soon as he comes out of the oven in a few months. 😆😂

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  • September 3, 2019 at 12:15 am
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    Who would draft if Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar was real and In the NFL

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  • September 3, 2019 at 12:56 am
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    Us black people do have very odd names. (I'm black)

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  • September 3, 2019 at 9:50 am
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    2:51

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  • September 3, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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    California university of Pennsylvania 😂😂😂

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  • September 3, 2019 at 4:19 pm
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    To everyone under the impression that K&P were the originators of this idea: It might interest you to know who they ripped it off from. https://youtu.be/dMR2C09hmhA?t=162

    Keep in mind this was more than 20 years before the K&P bit.

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  • September 3, 2019 at 7:14 pm
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    where is DeColdest ToEvaDoIt Crawford

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  • September 5, 2019 at 6:02 am
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    1:09 My guy turned into Chris Smoove.

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  • September 5, 2019 at 6:26 am
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    It's just funny names in weird accents. Idk why the fuck people thought this was so funny.

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  • September 5, 2019 at 9:35 am
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    Proud to say Donkey Teeth is at home with us at Boise State University 👍🏼💯

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  • September 5, 2019 at 11:29 pm
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    WHO ELSE WAS WAITING FOR A PLAYER TO SAY "THEE OHIO STATE" 🙄😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • September 6, 2019 at 2:02 am
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    Gotta love that Beezer Twelve Washingbeard.

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  • September 6, 2019 at 2:23 am
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    I will never get tired of watching this one. Lol!!

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  • September 6, 2019 at 4:40 am
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    This is still awesome

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  • September 6, 2019 at 6:30 am
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    Hoping Jeff cavalierre athleanx.com will be included

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  • September 6, 2019 at 11:34 am
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    Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas

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  • September 6, 2019 at 9:55 pm
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    This couldn't be more true about these players and their dumbass names.
    …….and then there's that one white guy,……lol.

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  • September 6, 2019 at 10:26 pm
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    Dan Smith, BYU. Hahaha!

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  • September 7, 2019 at 12:52 am
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    SNL tried to copy. Not nearly as good.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 1:56 am
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    The outtakes for this would be priceless.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 4:31 am
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    I lost my shit at Jackmerius Tacktheritrix

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  • September 7, 2019 at 2:36 pm
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    I was best friends with divoin shower handel in childhood, sad he got arrested for hitting an old women with shower handel.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 3:07 pm
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    Who’s here after the “East/West Bowl Rap Showdown” upload?

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  • September 7, 2019 at 6:00 pm
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    Swirvithan L'Gooding-Splatt

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  • September 7, 2019 at 9:02 pm
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    I haaaaaaaaaaaateeeeeee yallllllllll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • September 8, 2019 at 3:30 am
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    1:23 was by far my favorite

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  • September 8, 2019 at 3:12 pm
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    Dan Smith, BYU gets me every single time.

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  • September 8, 2019 at 3:57 pm
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    Y’all better add De’Coldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford to the list!!!!

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  • September 8, 2019 at 6:21 pm
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    Crazy thing is some of these names prolly exist

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  • September 9, 2019 at 12:33 am
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    0:42 yo I live right next to Merrimack college it’s a tiny d 3 football school it’s crazy that they mentioned it’s like the size of a high school boarding school and the fact that key and pele noticed them and they are my neighbor I have known y’all my life as the tiny school like wow

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  • September 9, 2019 at 1:00 am
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    im a fan of the player formerly known as mousecop

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  • September 9, 2019 at 3:23 am
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    The last one is very weird

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  • September 9, 2019 at 5:41 am
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    Donkey teeth

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  • September 9, 2019 at 11:55 am
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    what kinda name is Dan Smith?

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  • September 9, 2019 at 7:29 pm
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    On god somebody get me off the dolphins this year please

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  • September 9, 2019 at 8:14 pm
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    Wow wish I had that many wigs

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  • September 9, 2019 at 9:02 pm
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    You heard it here first folks Mccringleberry going to the Hall of Fame!

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  • September 10, 2019 at 12:29 am
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    California university of Pennsylvania

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  • September 10, 2019 at 6:21 am
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    Ideas for in-game usernames yall

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  • September 10, 2019 at 6:30 am
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    People are so quick to overlook jackmerius tacktheritrix. He’s a legend

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  • September 10, 2019 at 9:37 am
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    Dan Smith? The fuck kinda name is that

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  • September 10, 2019 at 4:59 pm
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    Key's name sound native

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  • September 10, 2019 at 6:38 pm
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    Lol they are making fun of every black football player. Juju, Haha

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  • September 10, 2019 at 8:26 pm
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    2:51

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  • September 11, 2019 at 1:38 am
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    D'squarius?? I can't 😂😂😂

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  • September 11, 2019 at 4:41 am
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    Why the fuck would you name your kid Dan Smith???

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  • September 11, 2019 at 11:57 am
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    I'm British. Can someone explain the joke to me? :))

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  • September 11, 2019 at 1:52 pm
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    California University of Pennsylvania LMAO WTF!

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  • September 12, 2019 at 5:55 am
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    Bro I remember when I first watch this. Still comedy

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  • September 12, 2019 at 1:25 pm
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    3:21 anyone know where to find the song?

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  • September 12, 2019 at 2:13 pm
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    Dan Smith. Blends right in.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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    I'd be easy to mistake this as somehow being ultra racist, good thing we all know better.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 5:17 am
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    xmus jaxon flaxon-waxon….interaction

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  • September 13, 2019 at 12:29 pm
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    Donkey teeth

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  • September 13, 2019 at 1:04 pm
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    I always thought Cornelius cornflower, and dadlinkage magoone were the mvps

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  • September 13, 2019 at 1:04 pm
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    ozmataz buckshank!

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