I don’t know if any of you guys had to do this in High School, but in my High School, you had to take a Physical Education credit to graduate. So normally, to get it out of the way, in 9th Grade, all the boys would take P.E. and all the girls would take dance. But sometimes though, really white boys would take dance. And you’d always point them out during dance recitals. So I actually took P.E. my sophomore year because I went to a preparatory school in 9th grade. But that was okay, because I fit in quite perfectly with all the other skinny white boys. And there’s like this long moment in the first 10 minutes of class, where all you do is sit in the locker room and wait until coach says, “OKAY LET’S DO THIS!” So one day, we all got bored and just flicking water bottle caps. You know, just the caps in a little… WA-PA! We just started flicking, you know? Like little tiny frisbees. We took caps from the trash, and we would just… WIP-POO! Shoot them at each other, you know? WA-POW! And it was all fun, you know? And no one really got hurt. And I’m petty sure I’m the one who started it, but whatever. And then when we did our physical education class, it was, like, extra hard. Like we ran two laps instead of one. And we had to do wall sits while holding medicine balls. And then afterwards, when we were all sweaty and tired, the teacher goes, “You want to know why today was extra hard? It’s because you’re flicking water bottle caps at each other.” WHAT? Fast forward a couple… I don’t know, a month, and these two kids get the idea to play a game called Bodies. And if you aren’t familiar with that game, it’s a game where you punch someone… …that’s it. You’re not allowed to hit their face though, just their bodies. Which is why it’s called Bodies! And you think at least one of us would be like, “Um, hey you guys-” Oh wait, their voices should be squeaky. “UM, HEY YOU GUYS. COACH DIDN’T LIKE THAT WE WERE THROWING WATER BOTTLE CAPS BEFORE. UH… MAYBE WE SHOULDN’T DO THIS.” So, you know, I obviously couldn’t let that happen… …without watching. And these two kids started playing, and one kid, isn’t even punching back. Which is a strategy I would not use, playing that particular game. And then all of a sudden, the dude taking the punches, falls off his feet, and hits his head on the hard tile, and dosen’t get up. “Did I win?” So were a couple of young bros, and we were like, Hey bro, Bro! BRO! BRO? So we had to tell the teacher, and the teacher got the nurse, and little time passed, and at that point he did wake up a little. And the coach asked him, “What happened?” And he knew he would get in trouble if he told the truth. So he lied and said, “Oh… I don’t know? I just… passed out… …and got all these punch marks.” Although it is possible he could have legitimately forgot. And then the coach asked the class, “What happened?” And everyone was like, “Oh, yea, jeez man, yea. He just passed out.” “Yeah, I saw him. He just flopped down.” And we almost got away with it, except ONE KID, I forget his first name, but his last name was like, Ferilikins or something. UGH, and he had this stupidest bowl cut too. UGH, SO STUPID! He tells the coach, “THEY WERE PLAY-” *Coughs* “They were playing Bodies, And person A Falcon Punched person B.” And THEN, we already KNOW we’re in a whole heck of a trouble. But the nurse called the PE teacher and said, “This kid needs to get his stuff.” And coach said to the class, “Someone needs to get this kid his stuff.” “I- I GOT IT! I’ll get his stuff.” And I’m told that the class had to do lunges down the track field, but I wouldn’t know, because I took my sweet time getting him his stuff. And then a year later I heard our P.E. teacher got fired. For separate reasons.

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100 thoughts on “Physical Education

  • September 3, 2019 at 8:50 pm
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    One thing I hate

    PE aka Torture

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  • September 3, 2019 at 10:44 pm
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    #Justiceforarmin xD

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  • September 4, 2019 at 1:48 am
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    So you can hit the crouch?!

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  • September 4, 2019 at 2:27 am
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    Never i mean never compare armands hair cut to a bad bowl cut😠

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  • September 4, 2019 at 3:25 am
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    Have you done one on barf?

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  • September 4, 2019 at 11:57 am
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    It's interesting how much more confident James has gotten after this. His voice he is quieter in this video, and you can tell he is getting better over the years

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  • September 4, 2019 at 12:18 pm
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    We usually take 4 years of P.E.

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  • September 4, 2019 at 1:01 pm
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    0:47

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  • September 4, 2019 at 11:22 pm
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    I have pe everyday since 2nd grade

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  • September 4, 2019 at 11:51 pm
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    I love pe it's fun dude

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  • September 4, 2019 at 11:53 pm
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    My school did a inside gym tho so* me*slaps James *james*WHAT THE HECK DUDE*me*run*dadadadadadada

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  • September 4, 2019 at 11:54 pm
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    His voice hahahaha xD😆

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  • September 4, 2019 at 11:55 pm
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    *james*bruh*slap slap*bro*slap slap*broooooooooooo

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  • September 5, 2019 at 12:06 am
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    Where you the rat

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  • September 5, 2019 at 12:12 am
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    i want to do pe Not DANCE

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  • September 5, 2019 at 1:18 am
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    I might regret doing this but I hope I get famous. (Please give me clout)

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  • September 5, 2019 at 1:31 am
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    We still do bodies in school

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  • September 5, 2019 at 5:20 am
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    Warum machst du deutsche Titel aber sprichst dann englisch?

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  • September 5, 2019 at 5:20 am
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    Where I am from, we call “bodies” body shots which is literally the same concept as “bodies”

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  • September 5, 2019 at 6:02 am
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    No no its pointless exercise

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  • September 5, 2019 at 12:02 pm
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    Omg this is on my recommended and I have gym today.

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  • September 5, 2019 at 1:19 pm
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    Pe teachers are below janitors because without janitors people would get sick with out gym teachers the schools would have $30k-31k for literally anything else

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  • September 5, 2019 at 4:14 pm
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    mAybe we shouldn’t do this

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  • September 5, 2019 at 5:26 pm
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    Is that Harding high school in St.paul Minnesota.

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  • September 5, 2019 at 6:01 pm
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    That kid is a guy in my class and i don’t like him

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  • September 5, 2019 at 6:10 pm
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    in regular show it calls punchies.

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  • September 5, 2019 at 8:30 pm
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    I used to be able to get out of PE last year because of this one girl in my class, but now she’s gone, I gotta give it a try

    So I had a word with the teacher and now I’m able to get changed in a separate room, which is ok

    PE sucks

    And so does asthma

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  • September 5, 2019 at 8:36 pm
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    We would slap box in the change room. Didn’t leave a mark but kids would still get knocked out

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  • September 5, 2019 at 9:08 pm
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    When I took pe I slept every day and got a 100

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  • September 5, 2019 at 9:43 pm
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    We run a mile

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  • September 5, 2019 at 11:25 pm
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    Girls locker room: brushes hair or gets dressed

    Now,..

    The BOYS locker room: someone gets passed out

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  • September 5, 2019 at 11:41 pm
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    "DiD i WiN"

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  • September 6, 2019 at 12:09 am
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    My PE teachers cheat in games and bully

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  • September 6, 2019 at 3:00 am
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    Why is there a bruise on the kids head when you were playing bodies?

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  • September 6, 2019 at 4:28 am
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    James just loves to mention in every video that he went to a prepitory school

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  • September 6, 2019 at 5:34 am
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    You are asome

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  • September 6, 2019 at 5:52 am
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    DiD i wIN

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  • September 6, 2019 at 6:04 am
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    2:50 Ferilkins did nothing wrong.

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  • September 6, 2019 at 8:41 am
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    Did james just compare blond bobcut bitch to armin lmao-

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  • September 6, 2019 at 11:19 am
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    Wats physical education

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  • September 6, 2019 at 12:05 pm
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    bRuH? lil slap

    BrUh? nother lil slap

    BRUH??? lil slap

    My favorite part

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  • September 6, 2019 at 1:51 pm
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    Girls locker room : jungle
    Boys locker room : a bunch of urangotangs

    Girls + boys locker room : ww3 is about to begin

    News : nuklear bomb exploded at a school yesterday

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  • September 6, 2019 at 2:01 pm
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    We had to do an obstacle course for the presidential fitness test and one year they expected us to do a forward roll but I'm fat and they didn't bother to teach us how to do the roll so everbody else could do it for some reason but not me. Idk, maybe I was sick the day they were teaching it.

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  • September 6, 2019 at 3:43 pm
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    Why the second number to Paul to 8th edition for that the odd ones out!!!! .

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  • September 6, 2019 at 4:55 pm
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    Waffle to the yeet

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  • September 6, 2019 at 6:39 pm
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    Its 2.40am

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  • September 6, 2019 at 8:36 pm
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    Wow you always hate that snitch dont u

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  • September 6, 2019 at 8:44 pm
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    His pubescent voice sounds like that guy from police academy

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  • September 6, 2019 at 11:20 pm
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    Remake this

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  • September 6, 2019 at 11:42 pm
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    STOP SAYING WHITE BOY'S!

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  • September 7, 2019 at 1:16 am
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    0:56 i have to run 5 laps at my school.

    A M A T U E R

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  • September 7, 2019 at 3:23 am
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    I had to do it my legs fell broken but they arent and my hand still hurts from three weeks ago

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  • September 7, 2019 at 3:58 am
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    Bodies have been around for a while and I’m sure they didn’t make it

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  • September 7, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    My first day of PE today 9/6/19 I had a bloody nose with 2 other classes and every one was staring at me I asked the kids next to me for a tissue and the short kid was like imma tell him I was like yes please I was putting my hands together so the lines would connect and put that in my face so it would make sure it would not drip down and we were sitting on the floor so then he told him he said come here and don’t ask when something like that happens and also the first thing MR.GOBLIN said is did u get any blood on my floor and I said what he said forget it and when I came back from the gym my bag was on top of the 3 drops of blood and we had like 120 kids in the gym I think and after the same day I sat on gum

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  • September 7, 2019 at 5:28 am
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    0:43 GOTTEM

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  • September 7, 2019 at 6:23 am
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    wait…isn’t the head a part of the body

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  • September 7, 2019 at 8:56 am
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    Love the sounds effects, so realistic.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 11:17 am
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    P.E stands for Pointless Editcaion sorry if if I spelled it wrong but any way HA

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  • September 7, 2019 at 1:06 pm
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    My class runs 5 laps

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  • September 7, 2019 at 1:10 pm
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    1:23 so im allowed to hit thier balls?

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  • September 7, 2019 at 1:33 pm
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    2:07 when I beat my brother in Mortal Combat XL

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  • September 7, 2019 at 2:04 pm
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    I love p.e in school

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  • September 7, 2019 at 3:58 pm
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    Me During Puberty 1:34

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  • September 7, 2019 at 4:04 pm
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    I'm in 3rd grade… Thx fotr telling me that

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  • September 7, 2019 at 4:06 pm
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    the bowl cut kid may have just oh i dunno.. actually wanted to do the right thing… :l

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  • September 7, 2019 at 6:02 pm
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    “He had the stupidest bull cut”
    Shows Pic of Armin
    But Armins adorable….

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  • September 7, 2019 at 7:56 pm
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    So everyone was bad except for the bowl cut kid, right? Because it seems like you were antagonizing him.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 8:22 pm
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    unless frlikan is rely person a

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  • September 7, 2019 at 10:04 pm
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    so..

    is there a game called 'heads?'

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  • September 7, 2019 at 11:20 pm
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    I kinda wanna know why he got fired ;-;

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  • September 8, 2019 at 12:41 am
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    2:55 and 2:45 almost have the same frame

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  • September 8, 2019 at 2:49 am
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    I’m one of the really white bois

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  • September 8, 2019 at 4:09 am
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    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • September 8, 2019 at 6:54 am
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    My middle school principal skipped town because he was a pedophile and got caught. Well, I guess not really "caught", but he was facing charges and they found child pornography in his home. I don't think they found him yet. I'll check. This was back in 2012 I think.

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  • September 8, 2019 at 7:46 am
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    Hey Robert

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  • September 8, 2019 at 8:53 am
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    Fuck TheOdd1sOut he’s a pussy and doesn’t even do real animation cause he’s trash

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  • September 8, 2019 at 3:27 pm
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    I’m in 4th grade and I have to run 3 laps! 😑

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  • September 8, 2019 at 3:30 pm
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    Hmm… does anyone want to be the kid that got punched? Kinda surprised no one spoke up about that part where the kid didn't retaliate and just got beaten one-sidedly

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  • September 8, 2019 at 6:27 pm
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    What resend did he got fired for??????

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  • September 8, 2019 at 9:00 pm
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    Did I win?

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  • September 9, 2019 at 12:06 am
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    I 😍 your vidios

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  • September 9, 2019 at 2:33 am
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    Probably he was smiting because you were using bottles,or……HE WAS A LITTLE PIECE OF SH**

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  • September 9, 2019 at 2:37 am
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    Wow his voice changed from then to now

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  • September 9, 2019 at 7:13 am
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    The hunter has become the hunted

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  • September 9, 2019 at 8:17 am
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    FUCK armin ferlikins

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  • September 9, 2019 at 10:41 am
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    When James say the stupid boy got a bowl haircut I thought it was Ian hecox

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  • September 9, 2019 at 10:42 am
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    When James say the stupid boy got a bowl haircut I thought it was Ian hecox

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  • September 9, 2019 at 12:24 pm
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    2:08 Hey bro.! Bro! BRO! BRO? BRUH THAT WAS SO FUNNY

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  • September 9, 2019 at 6:59 pm
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    Me watches video about P.E
    Also me eats ice cream

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  • September 9, 2019 at 8:24 pm
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    My friends in school were playing bodies

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  • September 9, 2019 at 11:28 pm
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    0DD1SOUT

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  • September 10, 2019 at 12:09 am
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    "For separate reasons" add about sexual abuse plays
    Me: James? Is that what happend?

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  • September 10, 2019 at 12:17 am
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    We have to do gym every year!!!

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  • September 10, 2019 at 2:28 am
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    FURWILLICKUNS

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  • September 10, 2019 at 4:09 am
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    I wonder why the teacher got fired?

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  • September 10, 2019 at 4:25 am
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    My sister is older than me (11 and i’m 10) and she can only do 1 push-up and I can do 40 in 1 min. I’m just trying to say that she is bad at P.E. lol

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  • September 10, 2019 at 11:11 am
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    Saaammmeeee!!!!!!

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  • September 10, 2019 at 1:19 pm
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    Wait there are 4 sets of legs in 1:05 and 3 people.

    WHAT!!!

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  • September 10, 2019 at 6:57 pm
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    Dude

    You like attack on Titan?

    FUCK YEAH

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