So on this particular day in the year 1986, the most wonderful woman in the world, my grandmother, was watching me. She put me in a highchair. She turned around for a moment. And what did I do? I felt the need to stand and dance to the rhythm of my heart. And I started to shake my little booty all around, and suddenly the swaying and movement of my little pudgy body caused my highchair to tip over with me in it. She turns around at the last moment to see me land on the ground and, the weight of me in the highchair snapped my arm. Break number one. Now let’s fast-forward a little bit. I’m four years old. I’m playing on the playground. I see all these kids having the time of their life. For some reason in my mind they looked like Olympians, and then there’s me, an athletically challenged four-year-old. But I think, “Yeah, I’ll show you.” So I get on the monkey bars. I’m having a great time and then suddenly I decide I don’t want to be up so high anymore, so I let go. Snap, crackle, pop. Break number two. So in this story time passes and around the age of 11 years old I love baseball. At least I think I love baseball. To be honest, I was never really good at baseball. But I wanted to play because that’s what all my friends did. On this particular day, It was my turn to go up to bat. I swing, I crack the ball, and I just sprint to first base. I decided to slide into that base. Then guess what I heard? Snap! *Kch* Whoops. Break number three. And as I’m healing from this third broken arm, I start to think, “Maybe I shouldn’t play sports. I’m not good at them. I don’t enjoy going to practice or anything like that.” But I was like, “I have no choice. if I want to have some type of social life and be accepted, I’ve gotta love sports.” Once I got the cast off, I said, “I’m going back out to the field and I’m gonna keep playing baseball dad gummit!” So now I’m 13 years old, sporting a beautiful butt cut. So I’m out playing baseball once again, And we can all see where this story is going. I hit the ball, I go to first base, they say, “Round it, go to second.” I go to second base. Guess what I do? I slid. Safe! Holy mother of Zeus! I didn’t break my arm, guys! Then the coach said, “Keep going!” and I was like, “Yeah, man! I am gonna keep going!” I put my arm down, trying to make it look cool as I slide into third base. And then what do I hear? *Kch* And this time I didn’t cry. It wasn’t dramatic. I just felt like a jaded, grumpy, 80 year old man. Now let’s fast-forward to 10th grade. When I woke up and had an epiphany one morning, I realized, “Josh, doing all these sports things and trying to fit in with all the popular kids, that doesn’t make you happy. What makes you happy? What do you truly love?” The answer was clear. I love to entertain. But then when I was 18, I made a big decision and I moved to New York City to pursue one of the big loves of my life, this industry. Whether I’m two years old and dancing in a high chair, or I’m in my 30s, and I’m documenting my life or making my next music video. That’s me That’s Josh. So take my advice, internet. Don’t waste years and years of your life trying to fit in to an image that you think other people will like just Because that’s popular. Do what you like. My advice to you: avoid the metaphorical broken arms and really listen to who you are.

Pretending to Like Sports to Have Friends – YouTuber Josh Evans’ Story
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100 thoughts on “Pretending to Like Sports to Have Friends – YouTuber Josh Evans’ Story

  • August 2, 2019 at 1:20 am
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    Wow, he's a good baby dancer. I'm impressed! I suck. 😅

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  • August 2, 2019 at 6:22 pm
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    Josh “dont wait call 8 celino and barnes ingury eternates 800-888-800-888 celino and barnes!!

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  • August 2, 2019 at 7:00 pm
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    Me nether

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  • August 2, 2019 at 9:55 pm
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    the way he told his story 😂😂 im not trying to be rude

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  • August 3, 2019 at 3:53 am
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    i broke my arm on monkey bars too

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  • August 5, 2019 at 11:43 pm
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    Yo josh be careful just be you

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  • August 6, 2019 at 1:05 pm
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    Omg

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  • August 7, 2019 at 1:21 am
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    are little baby dancher

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  • August 7, 2019 at 2:58 am
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    Your bankrupt parents have entered the chat

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  • August 8, 2019 at 12:49 pm
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    Thanks, Josh

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  • August 8, 2019 at 3:11 pm
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    I thought the story was about Josh Peck.lol

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  • August 8, 2019 at 6:17 pm
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    He kind of sounds like Joel Osteen

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  • August 8, 2019 at 8:32 pm
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    SOUNDS LIKE MALE.JESSE

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  • August 8, 2019 at 9:25 pm
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    Literally everyone shere grandma is the best

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  • August 9, 2019 at 6:39 am
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    hahahahahahahaha

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  • August 9, 2019 at 11:54 am
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    Me:

    HAS NEVER BROKEN A BONE

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  • August 10, 2019 at 8:00 am
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    Tittle: Pretending to Like Sports to Have Friends – Youtuber Josh Evan's Story

    Me: I Broke My Arm 4 Times – Youtuber Josh Evan's Story

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  • August 10, 2019 at 3:43 pm
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    He need to shake my booty stound

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  • August 10, 2019 at 8:54 pm
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    i broke my thumb playing with my sister on the couch

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  • August 10, 2019 at 11:16 pm
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    When he said khhhhk i felt that

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  • August 11, 2019 at 5:07 am
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    How did you dance when you are a baby

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  • August 11, 2019 at 7:29 pm
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    Hi

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  • August 12, 2019 at 4:01 am
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    Maybe not dancing in the highchair will not break your arm

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  • August 12, 2019 at 6:07 am
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    I broke my leg in football and my BULLY was so mad and broke my leg he got suspended

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  • August 12, 2019 at 10:29 am
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    Break No. 4

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  • August 13, 2019 at 1:41 pm
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    i love how confident he is <3

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:11 am
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    This is how many times he SNAP his arm
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  • August 14, 2019 at 11:17 am
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    Every time I break a bone of my middle finger of right arm and now it doesn't hurt

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:14 am
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    I'm not good at sports either, but I never that discourage me. Great video

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  • August 16, 2019 at 2:25 am
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    I Wonder How Much Money Has Been Spent!🤯😬(No Hate)

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  • August 16, 2019 at 8:10 am
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    Call me crazy but I’d like to experience me breaking my bones. I have ever broken a bone. (Probably because I drink a liter of milk everyday 🤷‍♀️)

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  • August 16, 2019 at 1:43 pm
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    He protecc
    He attacc

    But most importantly

    His arm goes cracc cracc cracc

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  • August 16, 2019 at 7:47 pm
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    I pertened to play minecrave

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  • August 17, 2019 at 11:53 am
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    Break no 1
    Break no 2
    Break no 3
    Lol I can’t do this anymore

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  • August 18, 2019 at 4:23 am
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    I have broken my bone once when i 8 years old now am 10

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  • August 19, 2019 at 8:29 am
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    1:29 😂

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  • August 21, 2019 at 9:09 am
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    You are so cute

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  • August 22, 2019 at 3:00 pm
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    I heard

    Crack

    Break number 199,9999,999

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  • August 24, 2019 at 7:18 pm
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    This is What hapens when you don’t drink milk

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  • August 27, 2019 at 6:15 am
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    1:00 when he said “Snap Crackle Pop” it absolutely killed me 🤣

    1:50 I’m dead 🤣😂🤣

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  • August 27, 2019 at 4:03 pm
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    I snapped my arm one day

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  • August 28, 2019 at 11:19 pm
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    I broke my arm 😭it hurts

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  • August 29, 2019 at 10:03 pm
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    Dude, your arm is an activity hazard

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  • August 31, 2019 at 11:02 am
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    Joshy your payment arrive your mother shall pay 1 million dollars

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  • September 1, 2019 at 4:42 am
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    Fake

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  • September 3, 2019 at 7:39 pm
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    Once I was at the park then I fell of a swing and sprained my arm and i was so worry because i had the test to do st school the next day i didnt go to doctors or anything
    And then when i woke up the next day my arm felt better thank God it hurt a little but i was fine

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  • September 5, 2019 at 8:59 pm
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    I don't have any bones broken and this

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  • September 5, 2019 at 9:58 pm
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    FINALLY A YTer I KNOW

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  • September 6, 2019 at 2:10 am
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    Why do they only do stories on youtubers nobody has heard of before?

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  • September 8, 2019 at 5:02 am
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    The weird thing was that my old school friend was named Josh and he broke his arm

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  • September 8, 2019 at 8:26 am
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    wow you’re brave

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  • September 8, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    LOO you dance so cool and silly and you broke your own arm me too

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  • September 8, 2019 at 10:49 pm
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    YAY!!!

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  • September 11, 2019 at 3:50 am
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    I broke my arm trying to do karate I’m done now I quit because I saw this vid thanks for your advice

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  • September 11, 2019 at 10:05 pm
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    wait he didnt break his arm 3:12

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  • September 12, 2019 at 3:42 am
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    so he breaks the same arm welp 😑

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  • September 12, 2019 at 9:20 am
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    0:11 HAHAHAHAHA that’s sounds so weirdddddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • September 12, 2019 at 2:16 pm
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    Lol im 15 and never broke any part of my body in my life lel

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  • September 13, 2019 at 5:49 pm
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    I’m here from story booths new community post

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  • September 13, 2019 at 6:45 pm
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    Who came because Storybooth posted a post saying if u know this vid and remember it

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:54 pm
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    I got my catchphrase from this video

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  • September 13, 2019 at 10:23 pm
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    People broke my mental health, none of my bones

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  • September 13, 2019 at 11:53 pm
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    I sprung my arm and I always have a broken heart

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  • September 14, 2019 at 12:01 am
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    2019 anyone?

    Few days later…..

    Just me alright…..😖😢

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  • September 14, 2019 at 1:18 am
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    Meanwhile me over here never have broken a bone :3

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  • September 14, 2019 at 1:55 am
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    So what if I like breaking bones😂 jk but I do fucking hella love sports

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  • September 14, 2019 at 7:33 am
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    Who else is here from Storybooth's new community

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  • September 14, 2019 at 10:19 pm
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    Josh peek???

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  • September 15, 2019 at 4:11 am
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    "I'm gonna go to the field and I'm gonna keep playing baseball dad gummit"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LMAO!! I almost laughed so hard!

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  • September 15, 2019 at 10:47 pm
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    7 broken Bones Well i had agresive style of game

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  • September 15, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    This starts with no Introduction

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  • September 16, 2019 at 12:12 am
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    2001

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  • September 16, 2019 at 4:02 am
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    Sports:Friends Doing me:HAPPYEINESS

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  • September 16, 2019 at 8:09 am
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    Shake my little botty all around

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  • September 16, 2019 at 10:11 am
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    I ever broke my hand but only one time😆😆

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  • September 16, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Did he just didba split-

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  • September 16, 2019 at 3:00 pm
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    0:16 Finn from adventure time basically

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  • September 16, 2019 at 5:16 pm
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    He talks funny 😆😅😂🤣😅

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  • September 16, 2019 at 7:31 pm
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    I got 2 breaks at the same time !

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  • September 17, 2019 at 4:53 am
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    Ok I broke mi are one time

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  • September 17, 2019 at 11:26 pm
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    How to not break your arm

    1:stay inside
    2:dont do sports
    3:don’t go out your room(unless you need to eat)
    4:get a PS4/Xbox and enjoy the good life

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  • September 18, 2019 at 4:07 pm
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    Took me a while to piece together that this was Joshua DTV … Nice job Josh n storybooth. 👍🏻

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  • September 20, 2019 at 2:25 am
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    this guy needs a helmet

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  • September 20, 2019 at 2:10 pm
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    0:06 the most wonderful stickman figure in the earth

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  • September 20, 2019 at 2:15 pm
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    why does this video make me feel like my arm is gonna break

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  • September 20, 2019 at 5:41 pm
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    he sound like jarvis johnson

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  • September 20, 2019 at 6:49 pm
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    Loveeee this vid❤️

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:39 pm
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    U ar kol

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  • September 22, 2019 at 5:55 am
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    you broke your a lot

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  • September 22, 2019 at 3:34 pm
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    Wow I can't believe everyone I don't know why I broke my arm well this is a horrible place so I'm so sorry I don't know what to say actually

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  • September 22, 2019 at 4:26 pm
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    I’m 10 and I haven’t been to the hospital once. Well only to visit

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  • September 23, 2019 at 2:46 am
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    #beyourself

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  • September 24, 2019 at 2:48 am
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    My favorite my favorite is Christian music art

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  • September 24, 2019 at 3:15 am
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    You’ve broke your arm too many times.

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  • September 24, 2019 at 2:11 pm
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    I broke my arm yesterday when i was playing socer on my left arm ): have to wait 2 week's

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  • September 24, 2019 at 9:35 pm
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    Who is this dude i need to find him he said crack snakkle pop i luv him not in that way he's amazing

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