[Into music] Gus: So we’re at time where we need to wrap but there is one more story I read this past week that I, I wanted to share before we wrap up here. I saw this news story about this guy in China and he was sad that he had no girlfriend so he cut his own dick off. And then he decided he needed to get help for it. So he got on his bike and rode his bicycle to the hospital He got to this hospital and they told him they couldn’t help him because he didn’t bring his dick with him. So they told him to get back on his bike, ride home and bring his dick back. So he got back on his bike, rode all the way back home, picked up his dick and then brought it back to the hospital and when he got back they were like “Yeah, that took too long. We can’t put it back on.” Jack: Jesus Christ… Gus: Why didn’t they put him in an ambulance? Or why didn’t they send someone? Can you imagine? It’s just like, you cut it off and you’re like “Aw, shit. I guess I gotta go to the hospital. Time to get on the bike!” It’s like “OWWW! Oww!” Barbara: Out of all modes of transportation you could take… Gavin: Can you imagine being a stranger and finding three lines of blood and thinking “I bet a guy cut his dick off, went to the hospital, came back, picked up his dick and went there again!”

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100 thoughts on “Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Chopped Stick

  • December 24, 2013 at 3:19 am
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    If, it gets cut off, don't you bleed out?

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  • December 24, 2013 at 4:51 am
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    ewwww lmao ._.

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  • December 24, 2013 at 7:32 pm
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    if there os a one child policy in china, what to they do to twins or triplets, etc..?!

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  • December 25, 2013 at 6:58 am
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    you would probably die from the amount of pain he would have to endure

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  • December 25, 2013 at 8:55 pm
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    FALSE HE WAS THE DOCTOR!!!!

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  • December 27, 2013 at 4:13 am
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    Usually for storys like this I'd say how much balls does one must need to do this but… I'd feel like a jack ass if I asked that for this situation.

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  • December 30, 2013 at 3:29 am
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    Eeewww his dcik that's not right

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  • December 30, 2013 at 10:03 am
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    oh god i remember this story

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  • December 31, 2013 at 8:27 am
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    Ha, Crazy story.

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  • January 1, 2014 at 7:42 am
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    i actually heard about this from fluffeetalks. xD

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  • January 1, 2014 at 8:48 pm
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    More!!

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  • January 2, 2014 at 12:25 pm
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    SHITTY JOKE OF THE WEEK #2: if a girl starts an argument with this guy and hits him later he won't hit her back…he doesn't have the balls for it

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  • January 2, 2014 at 8:19 pm
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    Gus: So he cut his own dick off…
    Jack: wut

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  • January 3, 2014 at 1:49 am
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    He would have bled out before he got there

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  • January 3, 2014 at 6:13 am
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    Oh my god that sounds like fucking shit

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  • January 5, 2014 at 4:27 am
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    ….. I know he probably wasn't thinking straight, but wouldn't make more sense to at least put it on ice while you go to the hospital

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  • January 6, 2014 at 11:47 am
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    he's not fapping anymore

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  • January 7, 2014 at 4:26 am
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    I liked giving at the end

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  • January 7, 2014 at 7:38 pm
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    Am I the only one that noticed the chinese man was monty? J

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  • January 9, 2014 at 2:27 am
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    THATS SO FUNNY go one

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  • January 10, 2014 at 3:24 am
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    I call bullshit, but hey, i still watch anyways 😀

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  • January 10, 2014 at 3:27 am
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    Maybe he had lost his girlfriend because he is bad at sex, so he cut his dick of, then went to the doctors to get a new bigger 1!

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  • January 12, 2014 at 2:09 am
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    Funny the guy at the end is holding a cock (Chicken) in his bag

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  • January 13, 2014 at 5:47 pm
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    they got that from "Just Kidding Films" XD

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  • January 14, 2014 at 2:28 am
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    Man period

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  • January 17, 2014 at 6:54 am
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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2478848/Depressed-bachelor-cuts-penis-CYCLES-hospital-treatment.html  If anyone actually wants to read the article.

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  • January 24, 2014 at 12:13 am
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    HAHA TOO MUCH

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  • January 27, 2014 at 6:20 pm
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    hey….Fluffeetalks did a thing about this…….awesome

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  • January 28, 2014 at 4:38 am
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    "No mature content"
    10/10 rating system here.

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  • January 29, 2014 at 7:37 am
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    Just noticed he carried his dick to the hospital in his mouth.

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  • January 30, 2014 at 6:31 pm
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    Dick in his mouth

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  • February 1, 2014 at 3:58 am
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    wait, is it a true story ??

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  • February 1, 2014 at 5:50 am
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    I'm depressed that I don't have a girlfriend, and depressed that the girl of my dreams has a freaking boyfriend, but I would never do that.

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  • February 6, 2014 at 10:13 pm
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    My thingy hurts watching this! 0_0

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  • February 18, 2014 at 6:44 pm
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    here's a fun challenge mute the video, and try and make sense of it

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  • February 18, 2014 at 8:34 pm
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    0:56 hmm three lines of blood..yea  anybody would think exactly that:P

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  • February 21, 2014 at 6:00 am
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    can't choke that chicken anymore

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  • February 21, 2014 at 6:01 am
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    anybody else notice that when he got back to the hospital, the censor bar was in his mouth…anybody?

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  • February 21, 2014 at 6:02 am
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    live chicken in the grocery bag

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  • February 24, 2014 at 12:22 am
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    this reminds me of a story of a chef in asia who cut his own balls off then served them to a customer

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  • March 2, 2014 at 3:14 pm
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    deri

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  • March 23, 2014 at 5:04 pm
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    00:47 ''shit I guess I should go to the hospital. Time to get on the bike. Oowww.''
    made me laugh more than anything.

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  • March 28, 2014 at 12:39 am
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    @ 0:27 haha, i bet he thought they where dicking with him.
    lol, sorry i couldnt help it~! XD

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  • March 29, 2014 at 2:02 am
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    WHY!?

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  • March 31, 2014 at 10:29 pm
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    tfw no gf…

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  • April 6, 2014 at 2:15 am
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    I dont get how Gavin's Pre-op photo op is age restricted for me but this isn't WTF!

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  • April 11, 2014 at 10:38 am
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    Must have loved hat films if he became a dick ripper

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  • April 14, 2014 at 4:22 am
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    Wouldn't there be four lines because he had to go back home

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  • April 15, 2014 at 3:19 am
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    i swear to god these never get old

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  • April 21, 2014 at 12:37 pm
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    Funny enough, this is the second time I heard this story, the first being on FluffeeTalks.

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  • April 22, 2014 at 12:42 am
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    But I think the biggest question here is why does the guy questioning the blood trails have a British accent in China?

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  • April 23, 2014 at 11:01 pm
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    I feel racist to myself after laughing at this

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  • April 25, 2014 at 6:54 am
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    I didn't think it was possible to tell someone to go find their dick before they come talk to you, without being metaphorical.  I envy those doctors.   🙂

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  • May 5, 2014 at 7:13 am
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    ambulances are expensive

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  • June 12, 2014 at 2:49 pm
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    Shit! I don't have the equipment and this made me shut my legs and cringe. The animation made it worse. Everytime I read or hear stories like this i die inside. I can't comprehend anyone mutilating their genitals like this; male or female.

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  • July 3, 2014 at 5:55 am
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    There would be 4 lines because the way back home

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  • July 18, 2014 at 3:11 am
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    i heard about this on fluffytalks

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  • July 30, 2014 at 5:00 am
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    fish, chicken, broccoli. the guy at the end went on a healthkick 

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  • August 15, 2014 at 3:39 pm
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    I THROUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE THAT STORY ABOUT THAT GUY THAT STOLE A IPHONE WITH CHOP STICKS BUT NOPE WTF!

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  • August 28, 2014 at 2:54 pm
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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2478848/Depressed-bachelor-cuts-penis-CYCLES-hospital-treatment.html

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  • August 28, 2014 at 3:17 pm
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    Humans: one minute, we come up with plans to make world peace, the next, we're chopping off ourselves because we don't have dates :/

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  • August 29, 2014 at 4:07 pm
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    Wait so why couldn't he call China's Emercency number?!

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  • September 12, 2014 at 12:51 pm
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    wow are Asians really that stupid. (Get it)

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  • September 26, 2014 at 10:03 am
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    asian gavin at the end

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  • October 18, 2014 at 1:12 pm
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    00:39 the guy has his ding dong in his mouth
    In case someone doesn't know what ding dong is (which is doutful), a ding dong is a penis or dick
    Your welcome

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  • October 20, 2014 at 5:01 am
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    3 lines no its 4 gavin 4

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  • October 22, 2014 at 2:13 am
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    That actually happened I read a story on it.

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  • October 28, 2014 at 1:23 pm
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    Jordan is so racist in this video with the noodles and the one guy carrying a bag with a live chicken. It's almost funny, wait it's Jordan, ok it is funny. lol

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  • November 23, 2014 at 11:56 pm
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    How does one pee without a dick?

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  • December 8, 2014 at 10:20 pm
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    I squirmed through that whole video

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  • January 26, 2015 at 3:35 am
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    i like how they made the chinese dude look like a young montie

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  • February 20, 2015 at 5:11 am
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    what kind of hospital is that!!!!

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  • February 21, 2015 at 3:21 pm
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    no 4k? you guys obviously dont care about your fan base enough

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  • March 7, 2015 at 4:52 pm
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    The guy at the end is carrying a Health Kick bag xD

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  • October 5, 2015 at 7:44 pm
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    LOL I only now noticed the guy carried it in his mouth……………………….

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  • December 21, 2015 at 9:04 pm
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    I don't believe that was Chinese on the hospital.

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  • January 8, 2016 at 5:12 pm
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    0:57 The chicken is alive. 0_0

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  • January 10, 2016 at 7:59 pm
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    Thaaaaat would suck.

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  • January 28, 2016 at 2:53 am
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    ew u ppl are so gross

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  • January 28, 2016 at 11:34 pm
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    Every guy watching this crossed their legs.

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  • March 24, 2016 at 9:17 am
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    I was both Cringing and laughing….. not a good combination for my sides

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  • January 4, 2017 at 11:00 pm
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    Okay let's say I'm in this situation I have no car and literally no way to contact the outside world I would still run to the hospital losing god knows how much blood then riding a bike that requires 100% balance

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  • March 30, 2017 at 12:31 am
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    JKNews covered this, YEET! 😀

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  • April 9, 2017 at 4:47 pm
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    RT Podcast #243 at 1:32:36

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  • July 8, 2017 at 9:47 pm
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    I actually fell kind of bad for the guy

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  • July 23, 2017 at 4:38 pm
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    Who else thats a guy just felt uncomfortable

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  • August 12, 2017 at 12:55 pm
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    Those doctors were real dicks

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  • September 11, 2017 at 6:02 pm
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    Well, it is the country where a family's lost Corgi was found strung up by it's hind-legs half skinned right next to a bus-stop. So, I mean….they have some serious social issues.

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  • January 11, 2018 at 10:23 pm
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    Wouldn't there technically be 4 lines of blood on the ground? Since they sent him home without reattaching it, or is assumed that he gave up and died at the hospital?

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  • January 15, 2018 at 2:10 am
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    If u turn on Subtitles and listen to the intro it says"into"

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  • February 12, 2018 at 9:52 pm
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    Correction Gavin there whould be 4 lines of blood he goes to the hospital then goes home then goes back then goes home again

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  • May 2, 2018 at 10:38 pm
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    Government healthcare.

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  • October 30, 2018 at 1:30 am
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    How'd he not bleed out in that time

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  • May 24, 2019 at 10:22 pm
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    The glory of a communist society.

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