Joel: Okay, you want to know the worst thing that can happen to a man ever Blaine: Okay Joel: So I’ve had some issues and boy when you get old it’s fun. So I had had to have a scoping of my bladder That’s when they take a camera and they put it into your bladder Blaine: How did they get the… Joel: Okay, oh Blaine. Huh, how do they get a camera in there? If you ask me, I’d rather they just stab me in my heart and then inject it through that, but that’s not how they do it apparently How they do it is you go into the room and there are these things hanging from the wall They’re the most horrible things you’ve ever seen in your life And then there’s a chair and then you sit down in the chair, and then a guy comes in the room He goes, “Oh you got to take your pants off now under the blanket.” And you go, “Oh okay.” And he’s like, “Are you allergic to Iodine?” and I’m like “Well I haven’t even met you before.”
And then he put iodine on your things. The first guy was like, “Look I’m not gonna lie to you. This isn’t going to be great” Blaine: Oh “but it’s not as bad as you think it’s going to be.” And then the doctor comes in and then he goes, “Hey” “Did you see that basketball game last night?” And that’s where they have you because that’s where they’ve started the lie. Once the doctor starts to lie you’re like, “Oh, yes doctor I did see the basketball…” Boom. And that’s when they go in for the kill. Like he’s tricking you like he’s distracting you It’s like ‘Oh, I’m interested in basketball’ BIGGEST PAIN I’VE EVER FELT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. BIGGEST PAIN I’VE EVER- And fuck you, people who give birth “Oh giving birth to children is so hard.” No fuck you. It’s not, okay? What men have to go through… Let me tell you something about mathematical ratios It’s this big. It’s this big and it’s not meant to get bigger. You guys are meant to get big You’re flowers. You bloom. You fuckers are flowers. We are not fucking flowers. We’re fucking sticks You don’t stick a stick inside another stick! That’s not where sticks are supposed to go. No one goes, “Hey there’s a stick lets put a stick inside of it.” That’s against nature. That’s the other thing too is like I’m thinking to myself like man these fuckers have to sit there and do this shit to people all fucking day long. That’s their job It’s like ‘Oh here comes another thing we gotta stick a stick in it. Now I gotta explain to the stick that it’s not gonna be fun.’

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83 thoughts on “Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Sticks & Flowers

  • July 9, 2018 at 5:47 am
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    Are those things required?

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  • July 15, 2018 at 7:35 pm
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    Women don't pee out of their vaginas… that's not how it works

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  • July 24, 2018 at 10:45 am
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    You have never experienced period craps so shut up!

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  • July 24, 2018 at 6:01 pm
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    Omfg its a tube that goes inside u for like a hour AND WHE HAVE TO CARRY A BABY FORNINE MONTHS AND DELIVER IT FOR MORE THAN 18 HOURS

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  • July 25, 2018 at 2:50 pm
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    Why did I watch this, I can't stop the cringing face

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  • July 26, 2018 at 7:15 pm
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    I get the distinct impression that Joel (like myself and many others) doesn't understand the appeal behind sounding.

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  • August 10, 2018 at 2:02 am
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    I’m imaging cubes going on this rant

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  • August 11, 2018 at 7:04 pm
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    Stick a stick inside another stick!

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  • August 15, 2018 at 9:54 pm
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    Cant they just knock u out

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  • August 21, 2018 at 4:36 am
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    I had to do this when I was like five

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  • August 23, 2018 at 4:18 am
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    This is why Joel can't go on the podcast anymore

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  • August 23, 2018 at 1:39 pm
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    is Joel caboose

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  • August 25, 2018 at 3:04 pm
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    This is my favorite video

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  • August 25, 2018 at 7:44 pm
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    Sounds like caboose when Joel’s angry

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  • August 26, 2018 at 4:43 am
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    No the worst pain is hitting your ankles with the side of a metal scooter THERE IS NOTHING THAT HURTS WORSE

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  • September 2, 2018 at 6:44 pm
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    S P O R T S B A L L

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  • September 4, 2018 at 10:10 pm
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    I was laughing through out the video and when writing this comment

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  • September 6, 2018 at 2:02 pm
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    I had to do this too and I’m only 16
    They were trying to get a stint out that went from my bladder to my kidney, so along with a camera, there was also a claw.
    Long story short, they couldn’t get it out

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  • September 7, 2018 at 11:58 pm
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    Ummm. Women have to have cameras up their urethras too lol. And they'll say childbirth is worse. Its the exact same thing with women

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  • September 10, 2018 at 8:18 pm
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    Why are certain men so afraid of medical procedures? I mean, I know they're invasive and awkward, but I know some dudes that are LEGIT TERRIFIED of those appointments, as if they compromised their self-esteem or sense of reality, LOL.

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  • September 13, 2018 at 12:15 am
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    Actually some people stick a “stick” into a “stick” as a kink… don’t ask me how I know…

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  • September 22, 2018 at 6:52 pm
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    I cant even watch this without getting queasy lol

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  • September 25, 2018 at 1:48 am
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    I can hear the Caboose coming out

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  • September 26, 2018 at 6:21 pm
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    I got a stick in stick story too, I have many nightmares

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  • October 12, 2018 at 2:15 pm
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    Half of the dislikes are probably just pregnant women.

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  • October 12, 2018 at 2:19 pm
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    You don't stick a stick inside another stick

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  • October 12, 2018 at 3:21 pm
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    1:19😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • October 12, 2018 at 10:28 pm
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    Women also have to go through the same thing and our urethra doesn’t exactly stretch. I would search of women’s anatomy and also search exactly what happens during childbirth that makes it so painful. And women have a higher pain tolerance than men on average, also think about that

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  • October 23, 2018 at 12:54 pm
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    Getting hit in the balls is worse than getting pregnant

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  • October 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm
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    Glad to see Caboose got his nature from his voice actor.

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  • October 31, 2018 at 7:01 am
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    I literally felt Joel pain the moment it happened my legs started shaking

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  • November 1, 2018 at 3:15 am
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    Like, sounding?

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  • November 4, 2018 at 12:10 am
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    Oil change

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  • November 9, 2018 at 4:18 pm
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    CABOOSE I WUV U!!!

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  • November 9, 2018 at 10:26 pm
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    The animation always makes these stories so much better 😂😂

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  • November 10, 2018 at 4:22 am
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    Oobleck’s Words Of Wisdom: 1:46

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  • December 18, 2018 at 3:19 am
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    1:12 go on my child. release the inner caboose within you

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  • January 2, 2019 at 9:33 pm
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    This was my first one.

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  • January 3, 2019 at 7:24 am
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    Joel. I understand that that’s painful. But let me help you understand something. When a women gives birth, SHES LITERALLY CREATING ANOTHER HUMAN BEING!!!!!(doing this for the joke)

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  • January 4, 2019 at 1:51 pm
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    When Joel yells he sound exactly like caboose

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  • January 4, 2019 at 1:53 pm
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    I’m scared for the day when I have to go through this

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  • January 18, 2019 at 2:50 pm
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    😳 I’m not excited to get older

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  • January 20, 2019 at 4:03 am
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    you don't stick a stick insIDE ANOTHER STICK!

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  • January 27, 2019 at 4:59 pm
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    I’m going to make sure I drink a lot of water after this

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  • February 1, 2019 at 2:44 am
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    We don’t stretch we RIP

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  • February 25, 2019 at 3:45 pm
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    I can tell he is caboose

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  • March 3, 2019 at 7:04 pm
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    When I closed my eyes I heard caboose
    😂

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  • March 8, 2019 at 7:50 am
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    Now ask Joel his views on Trumps wall

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  • March 13, 2019 at 1:51 pm
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    Someone needs to explain to Joel what sounding is, then record his reaction.

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  • March 15, 2019 at 8:30 am
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    You are having a TINY tube not a 12" HEAD attached to a 8lb person!

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  • March 16, 2019 at 7:44 pm
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    Poor Joel, never learned that the hole woman give birth threw and where they pee aren’t the same.
    So woman have to go threw the same pain as him when they have to get a cystoscope in there bladder too. (The hole is the same size as his)
    Heath class has failed again.

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  • March 30, 2019 at 10:50 pm
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    Any other guy cross their legs when he talked about the process?

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  • April 24, 2019 at 2:12 pm
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    This is when a small pee pee is good

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  • April 29, 2019 at 8:09 pm
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    ugh i can actually feel it.. but its not actually happening

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  • May 9, 2019 at 1:42 pm
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    “What men go through…Let me tell you about MATHEMATICAL RATIO’s”

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  • May 30, 2019 at 2:36 am
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    Sooooooo much Caboose.

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  • May 30, 2019 at 2:57 am
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    U Can Hear That Caboose In That Screaming

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  • June 3, 2019 at 6:22 pm
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    0:59 ultimate betrayal!! Lmao. Only Joel would go through this 💩.

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  • June 4, 2019 at 6:09 pm
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    You don't stick a stick in a stick but you don't stick a flower in a flower either…..

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  • June 7, 2019 at 12:27 am
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    Are you allergic to iodine? “I uhh wahh I haven’t even met you before!”

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  • June 16, 2019 at 11:05 pm
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    Id LOVE to watch him do the birth simulator test

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  • June 21, 2019 at 11:02 am
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    Yes.

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  • June 24, 2019 at 4:50 pm
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    but wait
    Can you put a flower in another flower?

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  • June 25, 2019 at 9:42 pm
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    1:00 – 1:23 Caboose is here

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  • July 5, 2019 at 9:26 pm
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    For a little while there he was being caboose

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  • July 7, 2019 at 8:11 pm
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    No anesthetic or proper written consent?? Never go back there, find a new urology office. Always assumed they did uroscopy under anesthesia. That's what they do to put stents up there or to take biopsies/remove stones. Geez, where are they practicing for, the set of Outlander?

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  • July 9, 2019 at 11:00 pm
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    All I hear is Caboose from RVB lol

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  • July 13, 2019 at 6:00 am
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    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!

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  • July 19, 2019 at 4:56 pm
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    I just noticed Joel is caboose

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  • July 23, 2019 at 6:53 pm
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    Huh, this is the first RTAA I've seen with Joel in it.

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  • August 3, 2019 at 7:24 am
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    Joel speaks the words of god

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  • August 29, 2019 at 8:56 am
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    I know video is old but after I had my kidney transplant they had to remove a stent that was keeping the connection open… No slicing but a camera with claws going in. Going in was not as painful as this thing was coming out. I swear it felt like the claws were cutting me as it was coming out. They said most people had no problem with it. I had a catheter that hurt coming out and was uncomfortable the entire time it was in me, but that was nothing compared to that camera/claw thing pulling out a stent.

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  • August 29, 2019 at 3:03 pm
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    Somebody made a video of Dr. Oobleck (who Joel also voices) from RWBY saying this in class. It's hilarious!

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  • August 29, 2019 at 9:21 pm
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    Just look up "episiotomy" Joel… I dare you.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 2:46 am
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    I haven't watched RVB in a year or two, and yet, as soon as I realized this was caboose I couldn't unhear it XD

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  • September 24, 2019 at 12:28 am
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    I’d rather just take the risk of whatever disease it is lol

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  • September 24, 2019 at 3:38 pm
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    Fun fact Joel, female urethras are the same size as males and do not expand.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 4:14 am
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    Blaine: But…how do they get-

    Joel: Ohhh BLAINE :D, how do they get- HOW do they get the camera IN there?!

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  • October 3, 2019 at 12:29 pm
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    Joel needs to be a Health teacher! 🤣

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  • November 1, 2019 at 1:14 am
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    Caboose DOES hate babies……

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  • November 21, 2019 at 2:43 pm
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    Women have to get the same thing so they deal with birth AND that pain. Sometimes they have to get it done right after birth…

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  • December 2, 2019 at 11:33 am
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    okay I had to have my bladder scoped, this is what happened

    doctor walks in
    Doctor: something in foreign language
    Me: 'what does thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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