THIS EVENING’S ROLE QUAWL WILL
BE A CELEBRATION OF THE FILM CAREER OF THE ONE, THE ONLY
SAMUEL L. JACKSONMENT (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
HOW ARE YOU, SAM, YOU GOOD?>>YEAH.>>James: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR BEING HERE. NOW SAM, YOU HAVE BEEN IN, IT
SAYS YOU HAVE BEEN IN A LOT OF FILMS. HOW MANY WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU
HAVE BEEN IN?>>A LOT.>>James: IT’S A FEW. DO YOU THINK WE WOULD BE ABLE TO
RE-CREATE SOME OF THOSE MOVIES RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW?>>I DON’T SEE WHY NOT.>>James: ALL RIGHT. THEN LET’S DO THIS.>>THE PATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS MAN
IS BESET ON ALL SIDES OF THE INEQUITIES OF THE SELFISH AND
TIRN KNEE OF EVIL MEN. BLEZED IS HE WHO IN THE NAME OF
CHARITY AND GOOD WILL SHEP ERDS THE WEAK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF
DARKNESS FOR HE IS TRULY HIS BROTHER’S KEEPER AND THE FINDER
OF LOST CHILDREN. AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE
WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND ANGER THOSE WHO ATTEMPT TO POISON AND
DES THROI PIE BROTHER. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE
LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON YOU. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY
CALL A QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE IN PARIS?>>THEY DON’T WALL CALL IT A
QUARTER POUNDER OF CHEESE.>>NO, MAN, THEY GOT THE METRIC
SYSTEM, THEY WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT THE [BLEEP] A QUARTER POUND
CERTIFICATE.>>WHAT DO THEY CALL IT.>>James: THEY CALL IT A
ROYALLE WITH CHEESE.>>OH YEAH ROYALLE WITH CHEESE.>>YOU GOING TO TELL ME THE
REASON YOU LOST EVERY [BLEEP] CENT I GOT IN THIS WORLD.>>James: HEY, HEY, MAN, YOU
BETTER [BLEEP] BACK OFF, MAN.>>AH LAM [BLEEP] HAPPENED TO
YOU, MAN? YOUR ASS USED TO BE BEAUTIFUL.>>WHAT’S MY NAME? WHAT IS MY NAME! WHAT IS MY NAME! SAY IT. YOU DAMN RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS LIKE? IT’S LIKE THOSE OLD MOVIES WE
BOTH LOVE. NOW I’M GOING TO TELL YOU MY
WHOLE PLAN AND I’M GO TOLLING COME UP WITH SOME ABSURD AND
CONVOLUTED WAY TO KILL AND YOU WILL FIND AN EQUALLY CONVOLUTED
WAY TO ESCAPE.>>James: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.>>WELL, THIS AIN’T THAT KIND OF
MOVIE.>>James: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
LOOK, LOOK, DON’T MAKE– LOOK, ROMAN, DON’T MAKE THESE– THINGS
WORSE THANS THEY ALREADY ARE, JUST PUT THE GUN DOWN.>>I WANT SOME ANSWERS.>>James: I DON’T HAVE ANY
ANSWERS.>>OH, YOU DON’T 2350E8 LIKE
TALKING. WELL, WE’RE GOING TO STAY HERE
UNTIL YOU DO. CUZ I’M NOT GOING TO JAIL TODAY.>>James: YOU’RE ALWAYS
[BLEEP] LATE, YOU’LL BE LATE FOR YOUR OWN FUNERAL, BAM.>>BOOM. EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND DO LIKE I
SAY.>>James: IT WOULD BE WISE FOR
YOU TO PUT THE WEAPON DOWN.>>WHO THE [BLEEP] IS THIS
[BLEEP].>>SO WHAT’S IT GOING TO BE
TRIPLE X.>>James: HOLD UP. PEOPLE WOULD SAY KISS MY ASS
SCAR FACE, FAMILY.>>THAT’S YOUR– VIN DIESEL.>>James: YES, THAT’S MY VIN
DIESEL, FAMILY, FAMILY, IT’S GOOD, RIGHT? RIGHT? FAMILY. FAMILY.>>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?>>THEY CALL ME MR. GLASS.>>James: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY,
LISTEN, LOOK, LOOK, JUST CHILL OUT.>>WHY YOU KEEP CALLING ME
JESUS, DO I LOOK PUERTO RICO.>>James: THE GUYS ARE CALL
YOU JESUS.>>HE DIDN’T SAY JESS YOU, THEY
SAID HEY GLEUS, MY NAME IS ZEU S, AS IN MOUNT OLYMPIC, DON’T
[BLEEP] WITH ME OR I WILL SHOVE A LIGHTNING BOLT UP YOUR ASS,
ZEUS.>>NOW ARE YOU AWARE THAT IF
CONVICTED THEY MIGHT BE FREED IN ONLY TEN YEARS.>>YES, SIR, I HEARD PEOPLE SAY
THAT.>>WELL WA, DO YOU THINK SHOULD
HAPPEN TO THEM. WHAT WOULD BE A FAIR SENTENCE. DO YOU THINK THEY DESERVE TO
DIE?>>YES, THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND
I HOPE THEY ROT IN HELL.>>IO,IO,IO,IO– YO, YO, YO,
HOLD UP, TIME OUT, TIME OUT. Y’ALL NEED TO TAKE A CHILL. YOU NEED TO CALL THAT [BLEEP]
OUT. AND THAT’S THE DOUBLE TRUTH.>>HONEY.>>WHAT.>>WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT.>>WHAT?>>WHERE IS MY– SUPER SUIT.>>WHY?>>I NEED IT, THE PUBLIC’S IN IN
DANGER, IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.>>GREATER GOOD, I’M YOUR WIFE,
I’M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU’RE EVER GOING TO GET.>>HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTT. NOW NATURE CAN BE LETHAL. BUT IT DOESN’T HOLD A CANDLE TO
MAN. SO WE’RE NOT GOING TO FIGHT ANY
MORE. WE’RE GOING TO PULL TOGETHER AND
FIND A WAY TO GET OUT OF HERE.>>BUT WE’RE– . (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS MOVIE LOOKS INCREDIBLE, IT REALLY
DOES. I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE IT. KONG SKULL ISLAND COMES OUT IN
THEATERS EVERYWHERE THIS FRIDAY MARCH 10th. CHEESIER PLAWS.>>THAT’S RIGHT, JAMES. KONG, SKULL ISLAND IS IN
THEATERS EVERYWHERE THIS FRIDAY MARCH 10th. GO SEE IT. I DO NOT BELIEVE THE SHIP COULD
RETURN WITHOUT US KNOWING.>>HARD TO SEE THE DARK SIDE IS.>>NO, NO, NO, YOU WILL DIE!>>I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE
MOTHER [BLEEP] SNAKES ON THIS [BLEEP] PLANE! ♪ BLACK SNAKE SELF IL. ♪ BLACK SNAKE IS ALL I AM. ♪.>>I AIN’T SCARED OF NOBODY, I
WILL LAY YOUR ASS OUT.>>I DON’T THINK SO.>>HEY, I AM SUPPOSED TO.>>I’M NOT A TEACHER. I’M YOUR NEW BASKETBALL COACH.>>WHAT?>>NOW, NOW DJANGO AND HIS
FRIEND AND GRAY HAIR DR. SCHULTZ AND OUR GUEST, YOU OLD DECEP I
HAD BAS TARD YOU ARE TO SHOW HIM EVERY HOSPITALITY, YOU
UNDERSTAND.>>YEAH, I UNDERSTAND, I DON’T
KNOW WHY.>>YOU DON’T HAVE TO KNOW WHY,
DID YOU UNDERSTAND.>>YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.>>WELL, VERY GOOD, THEY’RE
SPENDING THE NIGHT.>>HE GOING TO STAY IN THE BIG
HOUSE. THE BIG HOUSE? YOU GOT A LETTER FROM ABRAHAM
LINCOLN.>>YEAH.>>YOU ARE PEN PALS.>>YEAH.>>DO YOU THINK YOU WILL DO MORE
TARN TINO MOVIES.>>HELL, YEAH. — .>>WILL YOU ASK HIM TO CAST ME
IN SOG.>>HELL NO.>>AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE.>>MY WORK HERE’S DONE. ♪ SNEET DON’T YOU EVER. ♪ LEAN ON ME. ♪ WHEN TIME IS BAD. ♪ WHEN THE DAY IS TOUGH. ♪ AND YOU’RE DOWN. ♪ AND ABOUT TO DROWN. ♪ JUST HOLD ON. ♪ HOLD ON. ♪ I’M COMING. ♪ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SAMUEL
L. JACKSON, EVERYBODY. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK..

Samuel L. Jackson Acts Out His Film Career w/ James Corden
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100 thoughts on “Samuel L. Jackson Acts Out His Film Career w/ James Corden

  • August 5, 2019 at 8:28 pm
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    That's the worst celebrity impression done by themselves in a long time.

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  • August 6, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    I love Samuel L. Jackson! Pulp fiction and Kingsman movies are my favourite, thanks for sharing!

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  • August 6, 2019 at 1:58 am
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    Most of the scenes are of him holding a gun

    Don't know if that's racist or not

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  • August 6, 2019 at 5:14 am
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    Wait Samuel was the dude from goodfellas who gets shot

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  • August 6, 2019 at 2:41 pm
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    The negotiator is one of the best. NiBomb!

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  • August 6, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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    "Get my lightsaber out tha bag."
    "Which one is it?"
    *as if he should know "It's the one that says 'Bad Motherfucker' on it!"

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  • August 6, 2019 at 6:20 pm
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    put your hands together for one of the funniest motherlovers in film.

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  • August 7, 2019 at 2:40 am
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    What the hell happened to POWA UNLIMITED POWA ? D:<

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  • August 7, 2019 at 4:46 am
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    At least 126 movies

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  • August 9, 2019 at 3:59 pm
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    Holy damn, he needs to make a blues album! 8:10 😵

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:34 am
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    "Waste the motherf*ckers!" No? Anyone…?

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  • August 11, 2019 at 2:31 am
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    Pretty cool. Samuel Jackson holds the record for appearing in most movies in history.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 9:17 am
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    I need to know tha name of the song of soul man

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  • August 11, 2019 at 11:53 pm
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    No long kiss goodnight?

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  • August 12, 2019 at 3:06 am
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    Creeper

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  • August 12, 2019 at 5:49 pm
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    OMG 8:33 THATS WHERE I WENT TO SPORTS IN THATS KR OMG!!

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  • August 12, 2019 at 10:47 pm
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    Im tired of these motherfuggin snakes on this motherfuggin plane

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  • August 13, 2019 at 8:46 am
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    that's a clone

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  • August 13, 2019 at 10:59 pm
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    Samuel L Jackson is one of my favorite actors.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:38 am
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    I feel like most actors wouldn’t agree to do something like this! Samuel L. Jackson forever!

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  • August 15, 2019 at 1:18 am
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    2pac mtf samuel

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  • August 15, 2019 at 1:59 am
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    This was so great! I needed a break from shootings and politics!

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  • August 15, 2019 at 12:09 pm
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    My favourite actor.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 3:59 pm
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    Haha I really didnt think they would do Black Snake Moan

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  • August 15, 2019 at 4:52 pm
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    Wow, so many movies. On of thr least favorite public person, but it takes you back somedegree somewhat when you see how many movies he done.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    James is the King of interesting late night TV

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  • August 17, 2019 at 5:44 am
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    At 9:05…that slave-face tho.  Samuel Jackson, sah,  Oh have you conjured up tha slave-face!!  Boy I can count the lashes on his back by his past-defeated super submissive totally broken down countenance.  Unbelievable and amazing work.

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  • August 17, 2019 at 7:47 pm
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    это просто ахуенно!

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  • August 18, 2019 at 1:27 am
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    Wow so many good movies he starred

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  • August 20, 2019 at 12:07 am
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    Mace Windu forever

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  • August 20, 2019 at 12:35 am
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    Where's Menace II Society role?

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  • August 20, 2019 at 1:11 am
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    How can you not love Samuel "Ill be in anything" Jackson. Majority of his movies are hit and his character range is crazy from Crackhead to leader of a secret organization.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 3:59 am
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    Excelente!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

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  • August 20, 2019 at 8:51 pm
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    The Dark Knight and Lucy were missing.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 10:03 pm
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    He still remembers all the lines from these movies while I can't even remember what my math teacher said yesterday

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  • August 21, 2019 at 10:05 pm
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    Literally every single one of these involve a gun in some way XD

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  • August 21, 2019 at 10:41 pm
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    SLJ é o máximo e vc é demais… parabéns

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  • August 22, 2019 at 4:44 am
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    please don't try to fire a gun in a car without proper ear and eye protection

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  • August 22, 2019 at 8:55 pm
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    This video was worth every motherfucker second!

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  • August 23, 2019 at 1:06 pm
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    OH DEAR SAMUEL YOU HAVE LOWERED YOURSELF TO THIS sycophantic TUB OF LARD whose talent has no beginning. Obviously he apeals to the dumb as f*k proletariat yank underclass. his fake persona and laugh is not for the UK.

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  • August 23, 2019 at 4:50 pm
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    This has become my new favourite episode

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  • August 23, 2019 at 6:44 pm
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    Wow look at all the quality movies he was in, Jurassic park, Star Wars, pulp fiction, etc.
    Not many people have a career like this.

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  • August 24, 2019 at 6:00 am
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    😆😆😆😆😆

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  • August 24, 2019 at 6:08 am
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    I was ready to hate if they didn't have Soulmen on here. They came through at the end though. 😂

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  • August 24, 2019 at 8:32 am
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    They should have done his dialouge of GTA SA- "we can shit you from such height that you will think that god himself crapped on you" that would've been oossum

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  • August 24, 2019 at 11:34 am
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    Jajajaja

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  • August 24, 2019 at 10:44 pm
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    2019?

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  • August 25, 2019 at 1:21 am
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    James cordon isn't funny

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  • August 25, 2019 at 12:23 pm
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    Hey do it with John Travolta!

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  • August 25, 2019 at 12:24 pm
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    Kingman… Sam as Richmond Valentine and James as Colin Firth

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  • August 25, 2019 at 12:26 pm
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    Coming in America when Sam rob the McDowell's, with James as Louie Anderson (i don't know if Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall did a cameo but it's could be funny)

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  • August 25, 2019 at 12:27 pm
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    The Incredibles.. Sam as Frozone

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  • August 25, 2019 at 12:28 pm
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    Oh MY GOD! Sam as Mace Windu and James as Yoda for the Star Trek part 1 and 2 (Bring Natalie Portman here) and Palpatine in the 3rd

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  • August 25, 2019 at 12:30 pm
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    I don't remember then Sam L. Jackson is Coach Carter!

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  • August 25, 2019 at 12:32 pm
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    NICK is here!!!

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  • August 25, 2019 at 5:54 pm
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    Hilarious. I Love Samuel L Jackson. Shout out from South Africa 😘

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  • August 25, 2019 at 5:55 pm
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    He should at least get an Honorary Oscar for his contributions to the Film Industry!

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:18 am
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    SHAFT!

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  • August 26, 2019 at 9:13 am
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    This just cool , just cool . Jackson is better actor . Hello from Russia)

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  • August 26, 2019 at 3:48 pm
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    There are too many white people in Africa. Africa should limit whites.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 8:04 pm
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    Now that was fun to watch.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 9:49 pm
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    One bad motherfucka!!

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  • August 26, 2019 at 9:52 pm
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    8:44 o man that killed me.

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  • August 27, 2019 at 12:19 am
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    Who was expecting Samuel to say "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!"

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  • August 27, 2019 at 1:29 am
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    Great Jurassic park 😍

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  • August 27, 2019 at 1:59 am
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    I wanted to see James corden do ryan Renolds

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  • August 27, 2019 at 7:50 am
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    Samuel l Jackson: what's my name
    What's my name
    WHATS MY NAME!!!
    james Corden: SHAFT!
    Me: Heisenberg

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  • August 27, 2019 at 3:33 pm
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    This man is a Legend.

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  • August 27, 2019 at 5:55 pm
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    My name is law

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  • August 28, 2019 at 2:36 am
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    God bless SLJ

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  • August 28, 2019 at 3:12 am
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    That scene from Django!!! The fucking boss!!!!!

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  • August 28, 2019 at 9:07 am
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    6:24 its so fuuny

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  • August 28, 2019 at 12:12 pm
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    Wow!

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  • August 28, 2019 at 3:10 pm
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    It would have been easier to do the movies he hadn't been in, wow!

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  • August 28, 2019 at 3:15 pm
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    That is some bad snow! Love it!

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  • August 28, 2019 at 3:17 pm
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    Sorry. Last one. It is a great way to give props to the people who have been entertaining us for so long.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 4:05 pm
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    My favorite actor!

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  • August 28, 2019 at 8:35 pm
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    They should’ve done the scene from pulp fiction
    What…?
    SAY WHAT AGAIN SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHAFUCKA SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME!

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  • August 28, 2019 at 10:13 pm
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    Simio L Jackson, i heard.

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:47 am
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    love django

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  • August 29, 2019 at 10:43 pm
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    That was so good

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  • August 29, 2019 at 11:31 pm
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    Mister cool

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  • August 30, 2019 at 7:41 am
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    I’ve only sent Samuel in Star Wars

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  • August 30, 2019 at 8:30 pm
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    Office Pendelbury. A fine man, I might add. 🙂

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  • September 1, 2019 at 7:10 am
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    Samuel L. Jackson One of the greatest actors nowadays

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  • September 1, 2019 at 7:41 pm
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    hahaha great actor, very good

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  • September 2, 2019 at 8:52 am
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    OMG Dat Shark 😂😀🌚

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  • September 2, 2019 at 8:56 am
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    Amazing Work!!!!

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  • September 4, 2019 at 4:21 am
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    What about life itself?

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  • September 4, 2019 at 12:42 pm
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    haha

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  • September 4, 2019 at 2:00 pm
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    "What happened to you woman… Yo ass used to be beautiful" – Fast way to get divorced xD

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  • September 5, 2019 at 10:39 pm
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    You can't act out his film career in one video, that's like every movie ever made

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  • September 5, 2019 at 11:33 pm
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    I came here for officer tenpenny

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  • September 6, 2019 at 1:13 am
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    RIP IRON MAN

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  • September 7, 2019 at 6:24 am
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    How not love Samuel L Jackson? Is it even possible?

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  • September 7, 2019 at 6:22 pm
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    Song at 10:00

    Heard it before but cant remember what its called

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  • September 8, 2019 at 7:50 pm
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    Saw this as I was watching The Hateful Eight. Samuel L. Jackson is the baddest motherfucker I love him

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  • September 9, 2019 at 12:10 am
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    This made me realize how much I miss the 80s and 90s action movies and the 80s and 90s quality that went with it

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  • September 9, 2019 at 12:42 am
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    What about the movie Juice?

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  • September 9, 2019 at 2:00 pm
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    LOL he really is a one- dimensional character.

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