Mom! Mom hurry up it’s football sign ups and we’re gonna be late. Uh no sir! You are not playing football this year. But mom! Everyone’s playing this year! Even Ole Miss! I am not sitting in gameday traffic to watch Missouri score 38 on you again! But mom they had Drew Lock! Absolutely not! And that is final! I hate you! But mom! We already tore up the artificial turf and you know how natural grass brings out my fast twitch muscles! I’m running away! I’m moving to a conference that actually appreciates me! That’s nice. And you’ll be so sorry when you try to call the hogs and they don’t come because we’ll be in the Pac 12! Goodbye! Pac 12? Have fun not making the playoff. Stupid SEC playoff odds. Stupid East coast bias. Ok ok! What if.. we go back to the vintage Darren McFadden era jerseys and I promise not play any Power 5 teams out of conference. I just don’t know. Do you remember how sad you were about losing to North Texas last year? *uncontrollable sobbing* Do you want a jello cup? Ye… Yes thank you Why don’t you just focus on those other sports? Track and field? Golf? Baseball! Remember how much fun you had in Omaha? Yeah…but it’s just not the same. You just had your first 10 loss season in school history I just don’t think football is the right sport for you anymore. I mean… Ok. If quitting when you’re down is the lesson you want me to take from all this. But remember the John L. Smith season? I wanted to quit after that and you said no. Things will get better. And then we hired Belima and things didn’t get super better. But we’re a revenue generating sport so… I kinda gotta play. Fine. I think they’re hugging. Does that mean he’s playing? I think he’s in. Automatic conference win, boys. Bump it.

SEC Shorts – Arkansas’s mom won’t let him play football this year
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100 thoughts on “SEC Shorts – Arkansas’s mom won’t let him play football this year

  • August 13, 2019 at 8:46 pm
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    Hopefully Arkansas can rise to the top 3 again!

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  • August 13, 2019 at 9:05 pm
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    2:27 so true

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  • August 13, 2019 at 9:08 pm
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    Even though Arkansas state is a sunbelt team, they are always better than Arkansas

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  • August 13, 2019 at 9:14 pm
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    She's fine as heck!!

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  • August 13, 2019 at 9:22 pm
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    Ahhhhhh, football is in the air. Such a wonderful time of year.

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  • August 13, 2019 at 9:32 pm
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    Cold guys, real cold !

    Did I mention the 43 NCAA Track & Field Championships โ€˜

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  • August 13, 2019 at 9:41 pm
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    Any fanbase that can say, "Remember the John L. Smith season?" is surely touched by God himself

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  • August 13, 2019 at 9:46 pm
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    Lmao!!!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • August 13, 2019 at 11:11 pm
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    Oww, that really hurts… itโ€™s funny… and kinda true no lie… but that hurts

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  • August 14, 2019 at 12:55 am
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    Poor Arkansas

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  • August 14, 2019 at 12:57 am
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    Teams in the PAC-12 that Arkansas can beat:

    Oregon State, UCLA, and

    Yeah thatโ€™s pretty much it

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:04 am
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    ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:32 am
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    LEAVE US ALONE. US ARKANSAS FANS ARE FRAGILE.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:42 am
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    Acting at 2:17

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:51 am
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    Thumbnail looks like it came straight from brazzers

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  • August 14, 2019 at 2:01 am
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    "Stupid east coast bias…" It's real y'know.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 2:02 am
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    From a Bama boy, that's good, roll tide

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  • August 14, 2019 at 2:07 am
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    Hey y'all still got the Waltons and John Daly, cause it ain't getting easier not a Mizzou fan but Kelly Bryant prob won't make it a cake walk

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  • August 14, 2019 at 2:09 am
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    Chad Morris will turn Arkansas around. On me

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  • August 14, 2019 at 2:32 am
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    So true. PAC 12 will never make it ..๐Ÿ˜‰

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  • August 14, 2019 at 2:33 am
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    We have been 3 years away from being competitive for 20 yrs but I wonโ€™t miss a game Woo Pig

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  • August 14, 2019 at 3:02 am
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    Dude that chick is hot as fuck

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  • August 14, 2019 at 3:16 am
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    Automatic conference win boys

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  • August 14, 2019 at 5:08 am
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    As an Arkansas fan, I can attest to the brutal accuracy of this video.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:14 pm
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    Arkansas mom is so hot

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  • August 14, 2019 at 2:27 pm
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    I love these!

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  • August 14, 2019 at 2:59 pm
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    This channel deserves a million subs man. Such good content.
    Keep it up.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 3:08 pm
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    Get them in Conference USA

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  • August 14, 2019 at 3:18 pm
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    What is the proper term for someone from Arkansas? Arkansan? Arkansinian? Arkansanese?

    Smart ass answer: hillbilly

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  • August 14, 2019 at 3:43 pm
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    Thatโ€™s a MILF!

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  • August 14, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    Brutal

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  • August 14, 2019 at 6:40 pm
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    Arkansas fan here. It ain't fun for football right now, but I found this hilarious. SEC Shorts rocks!

    However, you did miss a chance for a good joke. In the flashback to last season, after losing to UNT, when Mom handed the jello to Arkansas, he should have recoiled & shouted with a whine, "Mom! It's Green!!!!"

    (I'm always available for consultation. ๐Ÿ˜†)

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  • August 14, 2019 at 9:34 pm
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    If there is an Emmy Award equivalent for YouTube then SEC Shorts should win. Everything they put out is solid gold. So funny.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 9:45 pm
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    I MUST thank YouTube's algorithm for this. This video is hilarious!!!!!

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  • August 14, 2019 at 10:09 pm
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    When you lose to North Texas, Arkansas your mom wont let you compete because she loves you…

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  • August 14, 2019 at 10:43 pm
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    Even Ole Miss is playing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ bruh we both gonna suck this year.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 12:48 am
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    Good stuff!! Go Vols!!

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  • August 15, 2019 at 1:13 am
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    Maybe the Clintons could help them Arkancide the rest of the SEC.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:23 am
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    Do a Florida gators one

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:36 am
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    Automatic conference win for the rest of the West. It's official now. Arky is Vandy West.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 5:42 am
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    As an LSU fan living in Arkansas, this made my day ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • August 15, 2019 at 6:39 am
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    These kids these days

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  • August 15, 2019 at 7:48 am
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    Your mom is kinda hot. Maybe she'll let me play ๐Ÿ˜‹

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  • August 15, 2019 at 1:53 pm
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    Sheโ€™s cute

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:50 pm
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    I never thought as an Arkansas fan. That Arkansas football would get be this low. That just not getting embarrassed would be enough of a win these days….

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  • August 15, 2019 at 5:38 pm
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    This just documents how much soy is not only farmed in AR, but consumed.

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  • August 16, 2019 at 12:53 am
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    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    Try being Ole Miss!!!

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  • August 16, 2019 at 12:43 pm
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    "You know how natural grass brings out my fast twitch muscles!"
    LOL. This one was awesome. Well done, as usual

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  • August 16, 2019 at 4:16 pm
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    Great video, and I'm a Razorback fan!

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  • August 16, 2019 at 8:00 pm
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    I just want to say as a FMB Sousaphone player that I am so happy that football season is here. Let's go State! Fuck you Ole Miss!

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  • August 16, 2019 at 10:30 pm
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    "I'm moving to the Pac-12!"

    "Pac-12? Have fun not making the playoffs again."

    Ouch, that hurt. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

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  • August 17, 2019 at 1:45 am
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    As a fan of a pac-12 team, this is awesome. Well done SEC, well done

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  • August 17, 2019 at 4:03 pm
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    Im an Arkansas fan and I laughed at this and approve of this video…๐Ÿคฃ…WPS!!!

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  • August 17, 2019 at 10:51 pm
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    Noticed that both MS teams were not outside, so that means they are automatic conference wins!

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  • August 18, 2019 at 2:55 am
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    I just want to watch her Walk upstairs ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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  • August 18, 2019 at 9:36 pm
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    Arkansas is so trash they fell for a fake fair catch lol

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  • August 18, 2019 at 9:56 pm
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    But they had Drew Lock. That's hilarious. Have fun not making the playoffs.

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  • August 19, 2019 at 12:14 am
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    Best insult was The PAC 12 huh. Have fun not making the playoffs

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  • August 19, 2019 at 6:21 pm
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    Arkansas is one of 3 SEC schools i can root for.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 12:26 am
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    Wait, Arkansas has a football program?

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  • August 21, 2019 at 12:32 am
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    Ahhhh!!! I love her!!!!! Itโ€™s A Southern Thing is my favorite channel!

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  • August 21, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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    Lol, that was pretty good!

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  • August 22, 2019 at 2:42 am
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    The truest shit ive seen all day

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  • August 22, 2019 at 2:44 pm
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    Poor Arkansas.

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  • August 23, 2019 at 2:11 pm
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    Ha ha ha……
    Go ahead and have your laughs, but remember this video on the rare times when the Hogs sneak up on you and embarrass you on your own turf. A one point win in Tuscaloosa is like a national championship to us, but it's like an earth shattering disaster to others. It's fun to watch…..

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  • August 23, 2019 at 6:17 pm
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    I wish there was shorts like this for every conference lol

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  • August 24, 2019 at 12:44 am
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    Itโ€™s the girl from itโ€™s a southern thing.

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  • August 24, 2019 at 6:58 am
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    Omaha is really fun!

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  • August 25, 2019 at 1:02 pm
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    The other western teams outside had me rolling

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  • August 25, 2019 at 2:32 pm
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    You know how you can spot an SEC fan in any room? He's the one patting himself on the back and sucking his own dick at the same time.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 1:58 pm
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    Damn. That was rough

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:23 pm
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    Why is mom younger than Arkansas?

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  • August 26, 2019 at 8:34 pm
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    Is she preggers ?

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  • August 26, 2019 at 10:43 pm
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    โ€œRemember the John L. Smith season?โ€

    GO WARHAWKS! ULM FTW!

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  • August 27, 2019 at 1:54 pm
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    BRUTAL

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  • August 27, 2019 at 11:28 pm
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    Hey Arkansas, you can join the Big ten, we can boot out Illinois to make room for you in the west

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  • August 28, 2019 at 2:56 am
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    Talia Lin gets more and more attractive every video she's in. Also she's freaking hilarious on top of that. The Auburn Alabama dating game is still my favorite episode.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 6:05 am
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    Arkansas: A Legacy of Failure since 2012. And this is coming from an Arkansas fan.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 2:32 pm
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    Freaking epic I love it haha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ roll tide

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  • August 28, 2019 at 4:48 pm
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    You assholes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • August 28, 2019 at 6:25 pm
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    I'm not very optimistic for our season

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:46 am
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    Automatic conference win
    BUMP IT

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  • August 29, 2019 at 7:23 pm
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    Bring back the swc. Fuck the sec

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:21 am
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    Honestly just hoping for 5-7

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  • August 30, 2019 at 2:13 am
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    …I kinda gotta play.

    Fine.

    I think their hugging?

    Does that mean heโ€™s in?

    I think heโ€™s in.

    Automatic conference win, boys.

    Pound it.

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  • August 30, 2019 at 5:04 am
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    This makes me sad af ๐Ÿ˜ช

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  • August 30, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    People under rate Arkansas baseball I mean that error haunts arkansans

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  • August 30, 2019 at 9:27 pm
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    "Automatic conference win, boys"

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  • August 31, 2019 at 5:04 am
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    These is a Longhorns fan dream come true๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • August 31, 2019 at 8:13 am
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    Got to love talia

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  • September 1, 2019 at 1:45 am
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    I love Talia Lin!

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  • September 1, 2019 at 8:54 am
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    Her burns in this video are harsh. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • September 1, 2019 at 4:01 pm
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    Wrong household, after week 1, that's Tennessee.

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  • September 2, 2019 at 6:21 pm
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    East coast bias ๐Ÿ˜‚.

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  • September 3, 2019 at 3:07 am
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    โ€œAutomatic conference win boysโ€ โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ

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  • September 3, 2019 at 6:58 pm
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    I wish Tennessee's mom kept us from playing.

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  • September 4, 2019 at 12:54 am
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    As an educated Arkansas fan it's kind of cringy to see the comments saying "But we dominate track". The truth is our mens team hasn't won a national title since 2011 indoors, and they seem to be getting worse. We only place so high at the conference meet bc our distance runners score a lot of points. Unfortunately that is only because the sec is weak in those events. So realistically, at the national level, half of the teams in the sec are just as good if not better than arkansas at track. Sorry hog nation, but it's not the 90s anymore.

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  • September 5, 2019 at 12:36 am
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    โ€œRemember the fun you had in Omaha?โ€
    His response should have been โ€œI could not catch a foul ballโ€

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  • September 5, 2019 at 10:00 pm
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    Undefeated Arkansas @ Ole Miss this week end baby!

    And Arkansas beat Portland State by a whole touchdown so you know they're back!

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  • September 6, 2019 at 5:11 pm
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    Automatic conference win boys lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ the same can be said about rocky flop what a joke roll tide roll

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