(monitor beeping) (solemn piano music) – Hey, man. Zup? – Not much. You? – Not much. Hey, You remember uh You remember… remember when Patrick Maroon scored that hat trick against the Bruins? – Yeah, man. Sucks that he was traded, man. And um, You remember, um – Remember when Draisaitl
clinched that tie game in OT? – Yeah, man, triple overtime. That was nuts! When he scored that goal
I was like, woo. (coughs) Yeah. And ah, – You remember when you were
the best man at my wedding? I was just happy you
were there for me, but. You catch the game last night? – Yeah, man. When Nuge deked around Bishop
during that power play, totally turned the game around. – Yeah, it was super sick. – Yeah, super sick. (coughs) What’s gonna happen to me, bro? Well, um – Well, your heart’s like the net. And um, Well, that tumor is like a goalie, but it’s like 1984 Grant Fuhr. So if the power forward
can’t get the puck through, you’re not gonna make it to overtime. – Well, who’s got the puck? – Lindros. – Eric? – No. Brett. – Oh. Say no more. Say no more. – Rick. If I could have the first round draft pick to pick that sickness from you, I would take it, man. – Thanks, bro. But you need to make the
trades you need to make in order for you to win the cup that’s waiting for you in the end. (grunting) (monitor flat lining) – Rick? Rick, buddy! Rick, come on, Rick. Rick, you can do it, buddy. Come on, Rick. Come back to us. Look, man, I’m sorry that you missed Gagner’s eight point night
against the Blackhawks! I shouldn’t have taken my stepson. He was only five years old and he didn’t even know what was happening! Look, and I’m sorry that I made you wait in line with me for snacks and we missed McDavid’s 100 points. I’m sorry, man, I’m sorry! Rick, come on, Rick! Rick, come on, buddy. – We’re losing him. We’re losing him! – [Male Doctor] His levels
are still falling. We’re still losing him. – [Female Doctor] Anything? I can’t hear anything. ♪ Let’s go, Rick ♪ (rhythmic clapping) ♪ Let’s go, Rick ♪ (rhythmic clapping) ♪ Let’s go, Rick ♪ (rhythmic clapping) ♪ Let’s go, Rick ♪ (rhythmic clapping)
– McDavid shoots, he scores! – We got him! We got him. He’s back. – Game on, brother. – Game on. (monitor beeping) (upbeat hockey arena music)

Sick Bros Talk about Hockey
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10 thoughts on “Sick Bros Talk about Hockey

  • January 3, 2019 at 12:12 pm
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    That's some seriously dark humor, but I love it! Pure Canadian eh?!, not eh!? Cheers for the good laughs there brothers! Lol

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  • January 3, 2019 at 12:33 pm
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    Ah, secret gay love, it's beautiful, so brokeback.

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  • January 3, 2019 at 1:41 pm
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    💋❤Game On

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  • January 3, 2019 at 4:42 pm
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    Was super sick working on this!

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  • January 3, 2019 at 4:52 pm
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    It's like watching any combination of my husband, his dad & my son talking 😂. Extra irony points because all three of them were born in Edmonton where this was filmed 😉

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  • January 3, 2019 at 5:07 pm
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    ERIC????

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  • January 3, 2019 at 5:15 pm
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    LOL Love this

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  • January 4, 2019 at 1:28 am
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    Hockey is like Virtual Fighter, skate real fast and get the disc into the box. And fight.

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  • January 6, 2019 at 1:49 pm
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    Lagimonieres

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  • August 18, 2019 at 1:17 am
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    The flat bill made this 10x better

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