What do you expect from
the next supreme court justice? What doesÉPresident Obama need to do? Oh, Joe, it’s absolutely clear.
There’s no question about it. There’s no question about this question. And what president Obama
needs to do with the questionÉ for the American people
and by the American people. Let me put it like this:
Ay, nah nah, hey hey, nah nah ay oh. – I agree.
– Where are all the shawties on the court? It’s ridiculous, one woman
on the Supreme Court, uh, doesn’t seem right to me. Ain’t nobody have a breakfast
with all sausage and no eggs. We need a shawty with
a hot body and sexy legs. When the court convenes
it’s an ancient sausage festival. Only two ovaries, sixteen testicles. There are so many
qualified women out there. Qualified to get low
in they apple-bottomed robe. – Well, I completely agree with you.
– And I complete agree, too. How does Ginsburg stand bein
the only woman who ain’t a man? Judge Ginsburg said she’s really
very lonely without another woman. Without another woman.
Lonely without another woman! I know what it’s like
with a woman gone, cryin in the nude
with the curtains drawn. – Breaking news!
– Oh snap! News is broken! Breaking news, in ya face! Obama has picked Sonia Sotomayor. (Oh!) She’s a shawty.
(Oh!) She’s a Boricua! – Jurisprudent!
– With soft thighs! And other soft features,
that Ginsburg can appreciate, stayin up late,
makin sure to thank heaven above. Because she ain’t lonely
without another woman. Without another woman.
Lonely without another woman! Listen up, y’all,
Joe Biden’s got a shout out! This one goes out to all the Serbians. Also the ladies.
But mostly the Serbians. And until the Serbian people
look themselves in the face, understand what their leaders have done,
and convinced them of; until that moment arrives
Serbian people will not be able to shed
this notion of victimization that all of their leaders prey upon
and manipulate them with. Until that moment arrives.
(oohh oohh oohh) Until the Serbian people
look themselves in the face. Until that moment arrives.
Until that moment arriiiiiiiiives! April showers bring May flowers,
but what do May flowers bring? – Romance for a shawtayee!
– Possibly lead poisoning. – ::Barf::
– Lead poisoning. ::Barf, barf:: I’m gettin sick like
::Barf, barf, barf, barf, barf:: Before you dig in and start to enjoy all
the fruits and vegetables of your labor, (Shawtayee!)
you’d better get your soil tested first. (Oh!)
Your soil tested first. Oh, I live in the ghetto,
so I’ll expect the worst. Paint chippings and old pesticides
may be buried insiiiiide… (Me, oh my!) ..raising the level of lead in the soil. The tests are inexpensive,
and some local health departments – …do them for freeeeeeee.
– Even for a talking head thug like me? Once you’re in the clear
Mary, Mary quite contrary – Plant away.
– Okay. And when asked how
does your garden grow, tell them it’s healthy,
green and lead-free. I’ll say it’s healthy,
green and lead-free. – Shawtayee!
– Healtheeeeeee. Healtheeeee, believe me, I ain’t
tryna munch on a poison zucchini. This bill actually has the secretary
of energy regulating jacuzzis. Now, the idea strikes me
as close to being nuts. I agree–I’m an angry gorilla
and that makes me angry. The only jacuzzis this will
regulate will have to produce 2,500 mega watts of energy. You made me angry with lies.
Hurt my angry gorilla pride; I’m angry! On page 233, uh…
Line 5: portable electric spas. – Portable electric spas!
– No spa is above the law! Now, I don’t know what
a portable electric spa is… I was told it was a jacuzzi,
but that’s in this bill. So it’s true!
I’m no longer angry at you. My original anger’s renewed! We will give you a hot spa
that is energy efficient. I hope that doesn’t offend you. He might have a point, my anger’s makin
a switch cuz you’re being a little b*$&! But maybe not. Maybe you’re just defending freedom
and justice for jacuzzis. Ooohhhh. What’s this? A single tear that is wet
that I shed. Ooohh oh oh oohh. When an angry gorilla cries…
Who’s gonna be there to dry his eyes? And when an angry gorilla’s depressed,
Who’s gonna heal him with a soft caress? Ooh ooh ah ah, the tears
are rollin down my cheeks. Ooh ooh ah, liquid sorrow
that my eyes excrete. And I’m a soulja,
but a soulja’s got feelings. Don’t know whom to lend my anger to. That’s why I’m crestfallen
and confused… Shawtayee! Auto-Tune the News (auto-tune the news)
Auto-Tune the News (auto-tune the news) Congressional hearings
sound better auto-tuned! Auto-Tune the News (Shawty!)
Auto-Tune the News (Shawty!) Everything sounds better auto-tuned!

spa regulation. serbians. sotomayor. // Auto-Tune the News #4
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100 thoughts on “spa regulation. serbians. sotomayor. // Auto-Tune the News #4

  • July 7, 2012 at 7:54 pm
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    this is the worst 1

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  • July 19, 2012 at 7:47 pm
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    All the Shawtayee's sound like GLaDoS

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  • July 25, 2012 at 3:56 am
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    Shout out to all my Serbians out there.

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  • July 30, 2012 at 4:03 am
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    Hmm…based on the hair, I'm guessing it's Sarah (the shawty on Biden's right during the Serbian bit). Good eyes even noticing.

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  • August 15, 2012 at 4:07 pm
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    Why can't political ads be auto-tuned? Then I might actually listen.

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  • August 19, 2012 at 3:45 am
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    I love the Biden part

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  • August 19, 2012 at 6:07 pm
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    I really miss this series, please continue!

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  • September 2, 2012 at 5:30 am
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    Jacuzzi enthusiast 😛

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  • September 3, 2012 at 2:39 am
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    i know what its like when your womans gone crying in the nude with the curtains drawn

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  • October 9, 2012 at 1:06 am
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    the best one. easily

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  • October 15, 2012 at 6:31 am
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    Breaking news. Oh snap the news is broken! Lol that is so funny! 🙂

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  • October 22, 2012 at 11:57 am
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    Pure genius.

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  • October 23, 2012 at 3:02 am
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    I remember when this comment was 1 month old..

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  • November 18, 2012 at 6:40 am
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    I wish the news really was like this…the world would be a better place

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  • November 26, 2012 at 6:39 am
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    3:53,my favorite freakin part!

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  • December 6, 2012 at 8:04 pm
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    1:20 – 2:02 Is the best part.

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  • December 18, 2012 at 6:40 am
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    Still the best. The others are boppy but this one has soul.

    Katie, Gingrich, Biden some of the best unintentional singers.

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  • January 7, 2013 at 6:51 pm
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    Replace Serbian with American people and reconsider Bidans words

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  • January 27, 2013 at 11:09 am
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    Evan killed this song…..

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  • January 27, 2013 at 11:12 am
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    T-Pain should join you guys… he'd be perfect..

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  • February 1, 2013 at 1:55 pm
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    T-Pain's got nothin on schmoyoho

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  • February 10, 2013 at 5:14 am
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    what do mayflowers bring? pilgrims?

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  • March 19, 2013 at 8:39 am
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    Omg that end was fuckin funny as hell!

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  • March 23, 2013 at 12:54 am
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    1:21 the air horn is a plastic cup on top of a can of Easy Cheez

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  • April 3, 2013 at 6:45 am
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    i totally agree

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  • April 11, 2013 at 8:51 pm
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    Serbian politics not their business.

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  • April 19, 2013 at 7:12 pm
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    who still watchin this in 2013 ?

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  • May 17, 2013 at 2:32 am
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    I was heading into my sophmore year in HS and now I'm heading into my sophmore year in college. Great throwback.

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  • May 18, 2013 at 6:35 pm
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    And schmoyoho will not make it a song! ><

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  • May 18, 2013 at 6:36 pm
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    @schmoyoho It's been three years >.> when are you going to make "When a Gorilla cries" a single? <.<

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  • May 30, 2013 at 7:11 pm
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    im watch it until i die! lol

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  • June 17, 2013 at 12:51 am
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    I love the gorilla part, too. But people that are angry about it not being its own song are being ridiculous. That's simply not how it works. It's part of this song.

    A lot of people love the bridge from Bohemian Rhapsody. That doesn't mean it should be its own song.

    "Hey! That guitar solo was sick! You should make JUST THAT a song!"

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  • June 26, 2013 at 1:36 am
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    What a ridiculous notion. Hiring women just so the statistics will look more "equal". Funny how they haven't made a push to hire men in jobs dominated by women.

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  • July 1, 2013 at 6:48 pm
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    Whenever you hear calls for "equality" you can be sure that it is being selectively applied only in circumstances where women or non-whites are underrepresented. Such quotas and initiatives are NEVER called for in areas where, for instance, men are doing worse, such as male enrollment in universities versus female enrollment. Think about it. When was the last time you heard anyone talk about the need for parity when non-whites and men are underrepresented?

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  • July 19, 2013 at 11:07 pm
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    so many more people would pay attention to the news if parts of it were like this.

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  • July 19, 2013 at 11:54 pm
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    "How does Ginsburg stand being the only woman who ain't a man?" – Genius.

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  • August 5, 2013 at 4:40 pm
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    make a angry gorrila song pls D:

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  • August 5, 2013 at 10:38 pm
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    …and then it needs a Grammy.

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  • September 14, 2013 at 12:12 am
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    "liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete"
    hot dayum

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  • September 14, 2013 at 12:13 am
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    shawty (noun)
    a slang term to describe an attractive young person of the female variety

    also see "shorty"

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  • September 14, 2013 at 12:17 pm
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    Josh Baz thanks!! i was not recognize that mean……:-) because im korean..

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  • October 3, 2013 at 12:33 am
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    best part angry gorrilla

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  • October 9, 2013 at 9:10 pm
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    2:40 Mary Mary Quite Contrary, Plant Away !! Lmfao

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  • October 23, 2013 at 8:11 pm
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    3:53,nothing else 😛

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  • December 17, 2013 at 7:30 pm
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    I'm pretty sure that's the point…

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  • March 20, 2014 at 7:15 pm
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    When a angry gorilla cries, who's gonna be there to dry his eyes? Genius!!!
    This is a really catchy song

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  • May 12, 2014 at 6:47 pm
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    That sexy shoutout, though.

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  • June 20, 2014 at 5:50 am
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    ~Lead Poisoning(Barf), Lead Poisoning(Barf, Barf)~

    ~I'm getting sick like (Barf, Barf-Barf, Barf-Barf)~

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  • July 15, 2014 at 11:08 am
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    Healthy clean and lead free shawdayyyyy

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  • August 9, 2014 at 12:41 pm
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    She's a shawty she's a boricua XD

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  • August 12, 2014 at 12:01 pm
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    The Gregory Brothers – Auto-Tune the News #4  put on osu

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  • September 5, 2014 at 12:37 am
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    haha still great

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  • September 18, 2014 at 7:15 am
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    always will be one of the most brilliant series on this site

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  • October 3, 2014 at 10:09 pm
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    Teirdalin Shadowfall, they may be extremely successful now, but how sure are you that they had ample funds when they did this video in 2009?

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  • October 10, 2014 at 12:49 pm
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    LIKE IF YOUR WATCHING THIS IN 2019

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  • October 17, 2014 at 4:50 pm
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    until that moment ARRRRIIIIIIVES

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  • January 28, 2015 at 2:48 pm
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    I know what its like with the woman gone, cryin' in the nude with the curtains drawn…
    Best line, in any song, of all time, period!

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  • February 19, 2015 at 3:05 am
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    I think if the news was actually like this, people would pay more attention. America likes….music and distractions. It's very attractive now.

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  • April 6, 2015 at 6:50 am
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    I sometimes say "Oh snap, news has broken!" to actual living mans.

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  • April 13, 2015 at 4:54 pm
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    The lyrics of these auto-tune the news alone are worth watching them. So hilarious! #autotunethenews #attn #schmoyo #gregorybrothers  

    I know what it's like with a woman gone,
    crying in the nude with the curtains drawn
    Breaking news, oh snap news is broken
    Breaking news, in your face!
    Obama has picked Sonia Sotomayor
    Oh!! She's a shawty!
    She's a Boricua!
    Jurisprudent!
    With soft thighs!!

    LOL

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  • May 25, 2015 at 8:34 pm
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    'Women on the Supreme Court' has to be the greatest segment in the whole series.

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  • July 14, 2015 at 1:08 am
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    Man, I remember watching these as they were coming out. I like the songify stuff and think it's good they've found more success with that, but the original auto tune the news will always be my favorite.

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  • August 12, 2015 at 12:56 pm
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    man….I would do anything just to sing with these guys <3 <3

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  • September 2, 2015 at 6:19 pm
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    Classic video.

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  • September 28, 2015 at 9:20 pm
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    Put this song on 1.25x after the beat drops…it's fire!

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  • September 28, 2015 at 9:22 pm
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    2:03 switched to 0.5x Katie Kouric on that swingin vibe lol

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  • January 18, 2016 at 4:57 pm
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    1:25

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  • March 2, 2016 at 5:04 am
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    This video always come right to mind whenever I hear about Serbia today after all this time.

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  • July 11, 2016 at 6:36 am
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    I didn't know this is what this was.

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  • July 26, 2016 at 7:39 am
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    I still think this is the best video the Gregory's have ever done.

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  • August 5, 2016 at 5:53 am
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    I swear Joe Biden has never seemed more purposeful and important than when he was in a Schmoyoho video. God these videos were good

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  • August 22, 2016 at 2:57 am
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    So I was watching the Olympic gold medal basketball game and I thought of this video and the "this one goes out to all the Serbians, also the ladies, but mostly the Serbians."

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  • October 7, 2016 at 6:13 am
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    should do one for harambe

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  • October 12, 2016 at 12:28 pm
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    Harambe didn't want an energy efficient spa.

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  • October 25, 2016 at 7:37 am
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    …I ain't tryin to munch on no poison zucchini

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  • January 17, 2017 at 12:06 pm
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    WHO'S GONNA HEAL HIM WITH A SOFT CARESS?

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  • January 18, 2017 at 2:06 pm
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    Crestfallen & Confused to this day

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  • February 7, 2017 at 2:10 am
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    still here 2017

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  • February 15, 2017 at 7:01 pm
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    I wonder if Katie Curic doubled down on the puns and plays on words after these started to come out haha

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  • March 22, 2017 at 2:33 am
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    Also the ladies//
    But mostly the Serbians///

    Amazing!!!!! This is amazing!!!!!!!

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  • November 22, 2017 at 12:26 am
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    Probably my favorite AutoTune The News ever

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  • January 2, 2018 at 2:56 am
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    2018

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  • January 22, 2018 at 4:41 pm
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    Angry Gorilla feeling torn about the need to regulate energy use of portable spas still gets me emotional 8 and a half years later…

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  • February 17, 2018 at 9:42 pm
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    A 2500 Megawatt jacuzzi?, my god, are they trying to achieve a lava bath feeling?

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  • March 11, 2018 at 9:30 am
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    Who’s watching in 2018

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  • July 16, 2018 at 11:45 pm
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    nearly 10 years later and this one still rules. Check my channel.

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  • August 4, 2018 at 3:07 pm
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    3:47

    UUUUwUUUU what's this?

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  • October 21, 2018 at 2:05 am
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    9 years later and I’m still crackin’ the hell up! I missed these videos. I used to get on my co-worker’s nerves with these videos.

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  • February 7, 2019 at 4:37 pm
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    And now Ginsberg is the Deadest Supreme Court Justice

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  • February 23, 2019 at 4:26 pm
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    This one goes out to the serbians….also the ladies..but mostly the serbians

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  • April 4, 2019 at 8:49 am
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    Fuck your Drakes and Minajes and Cardibs, Joe ft. Katie would do incredible numbers

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  • April 10, 2019 at 1:10 pm
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    Liquid Sorrow that my eyes excrete.

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  • April 10, 2019 at 4:21 pm
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    ANY 2019 OUT THERE??

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  • June 11, 2019 at 8:53 pm
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    I keep striking GOLD plus here are LYRICS!!! I love all that you do, y’all are brilliant and know how to actually compose and harmonize and syncopate! THANK YOU. IMMA HAVE YOUR VIDEOS PLAYED AT MY FUNERAL

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  • July 1, 2019 at 4:12 am
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    Angry Gorilla is grilty from disrespect the United States of America an he also get mad at present Barack Obama so he decided to love Donald J Trump he is going to be in jail room for 1B years he should go to hell 😡

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  • July 1, 2019 at 12:38 pm
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    I feel so politically engaged because I knew who Jay Inslee was 10 years ago

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  • August 12, 2019 at 9:16 pm
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    its absolutey clear

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  • August 15, 2019 at 10:17 pm
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    2500 Megawatts of energy would be enough to power a small country.

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