Man this is fun,
I am loving this! No sports, people just come to the show. Fresh, I like that. I hate it when people
come after sports, ah! I have to hope that your team has won It’s just too much
pressure on me, you know? Last week the springboks lost people came to the show,
they where grumpy There’s just like a row of Afrikaans guys,
the whole time just looking at me like It was like I was the ref. They are sitting there in
springbok tops, all of them. I mean it could have been the
team, I don’t really know. Look, because I don’t know
what they look like. I only know a few guys,
it could have been them. They are there, super angry. Afrikaans people get super angry
when the springboks lose, hey? “The bloody ref! He robbed
us, the stupid ref! “Bloody guy giving out yellow cards
like it’s bloody Christmas here man!” I’m like, who gets yellow
cards for Christmas? “That’s not the point! Shut up,
you know what I mean!” What a horrible Christmas that would be. “Merry Christmas!”
Yellow card?” “10 minutes. Go away, go away!” I am not surprised when the
guys get angry, you know? I am not surprised when
Afrikaans guys get angry because rugby itself is a very angry
sport, it’s just like, you know? I always get weird-ed out, the
way they tackle each other they are crunching and
bunching and fighting. You know, it’s weird for me
when the ref stops the fights. That is the weirdest thing,
like he will stop and he’ll go “Hey guys, stop. Come on, we don’t need
that kind of violence in this sport. Come on.” and they go play the game. *sound of players bashing into each other* “That’s better.” People walk off the field,
bleeding and bruised. One guy came back on with a bandage. Why would you come, you are bleeding.
Just sit. Just sit, you are bleeding. Like, blood is your body’s
way of telling you to stop that’s what your body is saying and you come back,
what are you doing? Where is your mom? Just sit down and relax. “No, I want to play rugby!” You are not playing rugby,
you are suffering rugby that’s what they should say. “I suffer rugby every Saturday.” Such a rough sport. and then you get these ministers that are like, “We demand a quota system.” “We want more black players
in the national rugby team.” and black people are like,
“Maybe you, baba.” “Maybe you” “You go, yes you go.” “Me, I am here.
Me, I am here.” “Me, I am here.” “Quota system, no, no, no.” Ah, it’s tough. People get angry at the Springbok’s,
they don’t even need to lose a lot. Just one game and
people get depressed. They are like an A student that
gets a B, and people are worried. Whereas if Banana loses,
no one really cares. *Laughing* Oh, Bafana Bafana. We have become
so complacent with that team. Like anything is enough for us,
have you noticed that? Anything. Yea, Bafana is like our
“special” child, you know. We are just there like, “Hey, welcome
home Bafana’s, welcome home.” “What happened? You got a D?
Well-done boy.” “Well done boy, boy.” “Got a D hey?” “At least you finished the test this time.” “Well done Bafana’s.” Bafana Bafana, that’s what they do. They
lose or the draw, they don’t win. No. Drawing is a win for
us, “Yay, we drew.” They lose, although they won. They won their last qualifier match
against Botswana, that was a good thing. Bafana Bafana beat Botswana. Yes, the great
footballing nation that is Botswana. Destroyed them! Two goals to one. They won’t mess with us again. I am glad Bafana won, I am glad. It was a weird match though, we were in
Durban when the match was being played. And it was a weird day, because Banana won. But then they weren’t through yet
because we needed Ethiopia to lose. In order for them to go through. Which is always weird. Bafana does that to us, you
always have to support other teams, and them. It’s so much stress. Now you
are there, “Come on Gabon!” And so Bafana won, but those people in the
stadium didn’t know the other results. So they were happy, they were cheering.
They thought we are going to Brazil. The people were happy, the guy in the stadium went, “Well done Bafana Bafana” The people, “Yay!” “Unfortunately” “Ethiopia has qualified for
the Brazil World Cup.” It was the first time in my life I heard
a depressed and confused vuvuzela. It sounded like an animal
dying in a corner somewhere. Because one minute it was there, confident.
*sound of a vuvuzela* *confused and disappointed vuvuzela sound* But it’s good that they won, they needed to win.
They needed to win. The only reason I want Bafana to win is
because whenever Bafana Bafana loses. Xenophobia goes up in South Africa. This is a trend I have noticed.
I have started seeing this. It even happens at the matches.
Zambia played against Bafana Bafana. Beat them. And then as the Zambian
team was leaving the stadium, The Bafana fans started throwing
stones at the Zambian Bus. Yes, throwing stones. Thousands of Fans. They could have hurt the people badly. I don’t
know why they weren’t throwing at Bafana. Because they didn’t win. But they were throwing at the Zambians. Could have hurt them. Nobody was hurt though, luckily. Because Bafana fans were just like,
*sound of a stone flying through the air* Just couldn’t hit the target. *sound
of a stone flying over someone’s head* Xenophobia always go up, yes. It’s gotten so bad that foreigners have
started supporting Bafana Bafana now. You will go to the matches and see giant
guys in skinny Bafana shirts shouting. “______________” “______________” “______________” “______________” You are like, “Yo man, you are
Nigerian. Support Nigeria” He’s like, “I support my life, hey.” “Don’t worry about me I support my life. ______________.” It’s tough, it’s tough out there. It’s good times though, good times.
It was a good game to be at. The Bafana vs Botswana. A lot of people came out to the
stadium to watch,you know? There where Dignitaries, a lot of politicians the ANC was out in full force and
they where attending, you know. the DA didn’t come. “We don’t do soccer, thank you.
Thank you. The ANC was there, Jacob Zuma was
on the balcony waving at everybody. because elections are coming up so you
are going to see him everywhere now. There waving. Yeah, you going to
see him in the streets waving. You’re going to see him
at the rally’s dancing. Yeah, he is going to be out
shaking hands, kissing babies mostly his babies, but still. “Vote for me.” Because he knows he has
to connect with people the ANC’s having a
tough time right now. This is one of the worst times in ANC history. Highest levels of corruption,
lowest level of service delivery. The ANC is just a shadow
of it’s former self. Yeah, people in the ANC
are disgusted by the ANC. They stand there
like, “No, ANC?” “No man, no man,
no man!” No, enough man, no.
Come on ANC!” They say this while looking in the mirror.
“Come on ANC!” “You can do better,
come on man!”

“Springbok Bafana” – Trevor Noah – (It’s My Culture) LONGER RE-RELEASE

100 thoughts on ““Springbok Bafana” – Trevor Noah – (It’s My Culture) LONGER RE-RELEASE

  • May 5, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Re-Release to upload a longer video for you πŸ™ŒπŸΎSubscribe & turn on notifications to find out when I upload new videos! http://bit.ly/SubscribeTrevorNoah

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  • May 9, 2019 at 7:11 pm
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    zimbabwe school of mines approves Trevor rocks

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  • May 9, 2019 at 9:53 pm
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    Bafana must be like the Cleveland Indians. Even when they are winning, the betting is on how long it'll be before they blow it.

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  • May 10, 2019 at 4:21 am
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    Ah, my favorite virtue signaling racist!

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  • May 10, 2019 at 8:37 am
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    I need my prize not a surprise Trevor

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  • May 10, 2019 at 1:42 pm
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    Fuck you Trevor Noah for putting Oprah on your show to continue the terrible lies and slander regarding Michael Jackson. And then you are laughing when she says some total bullshit? What is wrong with you people??????? Wait till somebody comes after YOU with false allegations.

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  • May 10, 2019 at 2:35 pm
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­BAFANA fans missing the target

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  • May 10, 2019 at 3:59 pm
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I SUPPORT MY LIFE!!! I'm deaddddd☠️

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  • May 10, 2019 at 8:14 pm
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    Trevor it's so true about low expectations for Bafana Bafana, one doesn't even ask HOW they played coz you're already expecting them to lose. You may (though unlikely) read for details but they have normalized and 'uniform-alized' losing. Jeses!!

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  • May 11, 2019 at 6:14 am
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    I know more about South African sports team and politics than my own country's thanks to you Trevor hahaha

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  • May 11, 2019 at 12:44 pm
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    I am visiting South Africa right now 😊 Beautiful place . It has been interesting to be here during the 25 th anniversary of Mandela winning a free election and the presidential election…Thanks Trevor, I am a big fan. It is fun to see your perspective 😊

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  • May 11, 2019 at 2:31 pm
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    This is the humor of the universe,comes from within.Gotta love it!

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  • May 12, 2019 at 1:04 am
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    Suva city, Fiji islands πŸ‡«πŸ‡―

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  • May 12, 2019 at 9:14 am
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    Hi Mate, love your work. If you have any extra energy I would pleased if you could point it towards the rights of the first Australians, I understand you are busy. May be that supporting First Australians in comedy stand up could be a thing. I really love your scope. I do not have the agency to do so.

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  • May 12, 2019 at 9:39 am
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    Bafana fans stoned a Zambian bus? Wow; thats weird and out of character. I'm surprised they care…………………. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • May 13, 2019 at 1:57 pm
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    Botswana team is yet another special child. Haha

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  • May 14, 2019 at 3:28 pm
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    From the come on ANC to the sweet lil hey manπŸ˜‚

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  • May 17, 2019 at 4:07 pm
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    haha….maybe you baba maybe you….
    THIS GUY IS HILLARIOUS…

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  • May 18, 2019 at 10:56 am
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    you think the springboks are angry after a loss wait till you meet new zealanders wen they loose a game.

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  • May 19, 2019 at 3:54 pm
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    Great show Trevor. Loved the rugby. How about the All Blacks? I am sure you could get the Yankees totally screwed up listening to the All Blacks (who are getting browner by the minute) Playing the Bokke who are getting less white by the day. It's like a sunset over the Sun Casino. Love golf in the RSA it's a lot like golf in Fiji. The caddies are better golfers than the players.

    Did you know that there are more Melanesians (Fijians and Papuans) and Aboriginals in the Australian side than Caucasians, and one of those is from Zimbabwe.
    The reason the Bokke lose the the Blacks so often, is that Nelson Mandela said it was okay only after he died, and that the Kiwis can pick their best team these days and not just guys with blue eyes.

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  • May 21, 2019 at 4:58 am
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    Trevor Noah you are about as funny as a traffic ticket you numpty

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  • May 21, 2019 at 6:23 am
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    βœŒπŸ˜‚πŸ’”

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  • May 22, 2019 at 5:25 am
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    what a bed wetter crack head go back to S Africa and fix that shit hole that you made and left

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  • May 23, 2019 at 1:34 pm
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    A depressed and confused vuvuzelaπŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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  • May 24, 2019 at 3:23 am
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    I feel so bad for the guys losing, it actually kinda broke my heart. Aspecialy the part with the vuvuzela

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  • May 24, 2019 at 6:27 am
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    You are a good comedian Trevor Noah. Keep making us laugh.

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  • May 24, 2019 at 8:03 pm
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    Yeah πŸ‘Œ

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  • May 25, 2019 at 6:35 pm
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    comon Gabon!!! really

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  • May 27, 2019 at 7:28 am
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    Huge fan from Kiribati.. lowland country on earth

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  • May 28, 2019 at 6:06 pm
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    I love you Trevor

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  • May 30, 2019 at 4:57 am
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    Love from Sydney Australia Trevor. You make me laugh so much😘

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  • May 31, 2019 at 12:14 am
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    I've been watching a few of these vids and noticed Trevor using what I'm assuming is Xhosa. How common is it for people to know both languages?

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  • May 31, 2019 at 2:22 pm
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    and one month and one day after this video was re posted, Bafana is back up against Botswana for the african cup of nations

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  • June 4, 2019 at 8:17 am
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    Trevor the liberal puppet..what a shame

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  • June 4, 2019 at 5:16 pm
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    you have NO culture other than rape, break and escape. You're a halfcast. Still you have the gall to make fun of others?

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  • June 5, 2019 at 5:26 pm
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    For chinese new year
    Its red cards 😒😒

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  • June 6, 2019 at 2:58 pm
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    o my my !! πŸ€—πŸ€©πŸ€— you are so articulate and funny. i just adore your smile. love your content and the way your express it 😍 i am definitely learning a lot about SA through your stand ups and now it is definitely on my list to visit your beautiful country πŸ€— my dad used to say this for real that only Africans can be inherently happy even in the darkest of times. there is this beautiful vibe and cheer when you folks dance and sing which i think no country men can inherit. I have read the book – My Prisoner, My Friend of Nelson Mandela which only increased my respect for the people who fought against apartheid. lots of love from tamil ponnu Chennai (India)😘

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  • June 7, 2019 at 11:57 am
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    Can someone Subtitel 5:47 ??
    I cant understand a word ^^

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  • June 11, 2019 at 9:44 pm
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    You are the funniest person on earth, keep on making the world laugh. πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘πŸ» Cheers from Switzerland πŸ€™πŸ»βœŒπŸ»

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  • June 12, 2019 at 8:49 pm
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚i support my life ….

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  • June 13, 2019 at 8:05 pm
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    Ethiopia forever

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  • June 14, 2019 at 5:13 pm
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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  • June 17, 2019 at 5:35 am
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    This is probably funny but I'm definitely unaware of all the references.

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  • June 17, 2019 at 3:45 pm
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    love u

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  • June 18, 2019 at 1:22 pm
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    Blake kor

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  • June 21, 2019 at 11:27 am
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    Thats better Lmao

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  • June 22, 2019 at 2:55 pm
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    Trevor Noah is sooooooooo addicting!

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  • June 24, 2019 at 10:12 am
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    πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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  • June 25, 2019 at 10:38 am
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    This joke was flawless

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  • June 26, 2019 at 9:37 pm
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    You HAVE to do a UK tour.

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  • June 28, 2019 at 1:26 am
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    After watching so many other comedians who can't crack a joke without adult stuff and swearing I stop watching stand ups and never watch your video just assuming that you are the same. But oh man I was wrong I really really like you not only that you make me smile but I feel you are a kind nice good human . Keep it up

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  • July 1, 2019 at 1:09 am
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    SA cricket team 🏏 make Bafana Bafana look good

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  • July 3, 2019 at 8:22 pm
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    R u sure Ethiopian won???am from Ethiopia n never heard when they win something except marathons

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  • July 4, 2019 at 12:10 pm
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    Best stand-up comedy clip 100%

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  • July 4, 2019 at 4:28 pm
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    Aaaah so embarassing that the world gets to know about our embarassing stories 🀭

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  • July 5, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    you are the best

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  • July 6, 2019 at 2:06 pm
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    777771 views.

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  • July 6, 2019 at 6:58 pm
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    Big fan Trevor from Fiji Islands

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  • July 7, 2019 at 11:39 am
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    Came back after bafana scored Egypt yesterdayπŸ˜πŸ˜‚

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  • July 7, 2019 at 11:21 pm
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    But actually they are winning now!!😜

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  • July 8, 2019 at 7:08 pm
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    Yess πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ή

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  • July 10, 2019 at 1:00 am
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    As a German who is fluent in English I loved this.
    This was so refreshing, no American or UK Bullshit for once.

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  • July 10, 2019 at 1:52 pm
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    Hahahahahahhahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬

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  • July 10, 2019 at 2:16 pm
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    You are so unbelievable Trevor Noah. Hilarious!!! of course.

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  • July 11, 2019 at 7:00 pm
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    One Book, One School : Born a Crime – Veritas High School – Hey Trevor Noah Help us kick off your book with our students! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oxFE8CF7-pswh36OHswxvD4mrNdkPhdoaPlmfahqNCw/edit?usp=sharing

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  • July 12, 2019 at 6:33 am
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    The Nigerian imitation was soooo on point

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  • July 12, 2019 at 9:59 pm
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    The nigerian accent was deep

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  • July 24, 2019 at 1:40 am
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    Refreshing to scroll through a comment section and find only nice comments. That's a whole new level of greatness.

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  • July 26, 2019 at 6:33 am
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    Trevor Noah: 70% Comedy Gold, 20% Accents and impersonations, 10% vuvuzela.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 12:03 am
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    You never disappoint πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • July 29, 2019 at 6:21 am
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    Play the game

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  • July 29, 2019 at 3:32 pm
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    Whats the difference between a politician and a comedian, one always talks shit…
    What do they have in common, both get sponsored with hidden agenda's..

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  • July 29, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈβ€πŸ˜‚

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:12 am
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    As I was watching this when you said make sure to subscribe to my channel my bunny put his paw on the screen bringing up the option to subscribe, and when my bunny subscribes I subscribe XD

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  • August 1, 2019 at 3:19 pm
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    Yeah

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  • August 2, 2019 at 7:31 am
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    When I lived in Auckland, New Zealand the next day at work after an All Blacks vs Springboks game was gold..
    Trevor is 100% right, there is a large Afrikaner population in Auckland and nothing was more fun then rubbing it in when they lose as they get so salty🀣🀣

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  • August 4, 2019 at 8:13 am
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    Love the joke about rugby football very funny it's so weird for me hearing were i live as a sport i love trevor he is amazing all the best from john from Rugby UK

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  • August 5, 2019 at 7:49 pm
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    Funny

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  • August 6, 2019 at 1:03 pm
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    Trevor Noah, you are truly inspiring! Keep making us laugh but also making the world think about how great it is to share, to be different and to be good. Hugs from the UK from your biggest Italo-Argentinian fan! And hey, Argentina at footy are like the Springboks at rugby, definitely not as fun as Bafana Bafana, hahaha!! You rock!!

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  • August 7, 2019 at 1:55 am
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    any filipino on the board? πŸ˜‚ @Trevor Noah, Visit Philippines

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  • August 17, 2019 at 8:34 am
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    Pass the bo, pass the bo

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  • August 20, 2019 at 12:39 pm
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    This is far by the best stand up

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  • August 23, 2019 at 9:19 pm
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    I didn't believe the Nigerian accent it was so good πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ

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  • August 25, 2019 at 8:41 pm
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    Noah is sooo talented and funny !!! God has blessed him !!! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜Š

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  • August 29, 2019 at 3:57 pm
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    Love your stand-ups and your book! Come to Malaysia! ✨

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  • August 29, 2019 at 5:49 pm
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚my voice my voice

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  • August 29, 2019 at 5:52 pm
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    Depressed and confused vuvuzelaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚iyiboooooohπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 31, 2019 at 11:50 pm
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    Where's your mum πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • September 6, 2019 at 2:31 am
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    I don't know anything about rugby nor the soccer team but laughing my ass off. GREAT!

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  • September 6, 2019 at 12:19 pm
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    Xenophobia is a problem now treva

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  • September 11, 2019 at 2:19 am
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    Replace Bafana with the Giants and you’ve got me.

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  • September 11, 2019 at 1:28 pm
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    trevor is too much

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  • September 11, 2019 at 9:44 pm
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    Confused vuvuzela hahahhahhaaaaaa

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  • September 13, 2019 at 9:56 pm
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    Still funny even though I already watched this show🌺

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  • September 20, 2019 at 2:45 pm
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    Treva now we have to support our A student

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  • September 21, 2019 at 3:43 am
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    Your humor is so clean! I am so ecstatic to see a comedian to rely on real life experiences that our children can relate to as well. Humor should reach all ages and stages of life. A laugh is the universal sound of happiness. Thank you for bringing it back into my home.

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  • September 22, 2019 at 6:11 pm
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    Trevor can you play rugby they dont punch it's a skilled sport

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  • September 27, 2019 at 2:14 pm
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    Get a blunt, a good one, now come to Trevor's channel πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚you'll laugh your way to an asylum.

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