(upbeat music) – This is gonna be so funny. – What are you doing? Torn hamstrings are no joke. – Alright. Nice. Yep. Perfect. – Man, listen to this one from last night. So I’m getting home– – You know what, I don’t
really want to hear this. None of my business. – Okay. – Wow, that’s actually pretty incredible. Way to use those soft hands. – Got to do something. – Fair. – Man I forgot my jock. – Don’t worry I’m probably
not gonna put in too much effort today. – Oh, sweet. Thanks. – Mmmm. Still undecided
as to who wore it better. – (pounds on glass) Great hit! Great hit! – I’m trying to play hockey here man! – You wanna go? – Absolutely not, you would kick the crap out of me, I’m sure, so, I’m good. – You know what? Heluva
game out there, Jonesy. – I’d appreciate if you’d call me Matthew. – Noted. – Yeah, that’s a good question. I don’t know what anyone
was doing out there. Our goalie was terrible. Our defense was terrible. Our forwards were terrible
from the most part, the only one goin’ was me. So you know, thankfully I was out there, or probably, we only
lost by a couple goals instead of a lot more so… – What’s that smell? – I’m carb-loading. – Hey fellas, check out the new wheels. I got these bad boys on Kijiji. – Yeah get him, Jonesy, atta boy! Get hard on that puck! That’s what I’m talking about. What the hell’s that? Oh my God, that’s good! – Yeah, the guy I got ’em from was talking about this new toe pick technology, all the big guys are gonna have it soon. You know, like, all the superstars, so… – Hey that’s what I’m talking about. Great teammate. Great teammate. – Hey man, do your skates
have ankle straps on them? – I wish they did. – Ah, yeah, to be honest,
I don’t even know why you’re interviewing me. I didn’t break a sweat out there. Coach called my name once but obviously the power play had to go out, you know, that’s when I go back to the pine, and uh, riding pine is what I do best. – Smitty, you want to talk to me? – Yeah, basically coach way
too much ice lately for me, maybe just dial it back a bit. – Hey ref, time out, time out please! Hey guys bring it in,
hustle, hustle, hustle! Hurry up! Hey check this out. – Oh, neat that’s really good coach. – Not bad. – Hey Smitty that’s you! – Hey, hey! A good looking fellow! (players laugh) – Ah, 2 on 0! Phenomenal! – Yeah I think honestly the
guys will just mail it in at this point, like, we’re just trying to lose as many games
as possible right now and hopefully coach will
get canned if we can do that and once he gets canned
we can start trying again. – (shouting) Oh my God,
Smitty, you’re my hero! Oh my God! – Well yeah, you have eyes, were you watching the game out there? Were you watching Jonesy on my line? Like what am I supposed
to do with that guy on my left wing, he can hardly skate? – Well boys, you know
tonight’s team is awful, it’s Smitty’s birthday. We wanna make sure we save enough juice for the dance floor tonight. (upbeat music) – Yeah, honestly, I don’t
even care, to be honest. I’m just waiting for this trade request I made to come true, so, hopefully I’ll be out of here soon, I won’t have to answer these
stupid questions anymore. (upbeat music) – Okay Smitty, you’re in. – (shouts) There! (upbeat music) – I’m just here so I don’t get fined. I’m just here so I don’t get fined.

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23 thoughts on “Stuff Hockey Players Don’t Say 2

  • August 18, 2017 at 3:14 pm
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    Love Tony in these!!

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  • September 17, 2017 at 12:08 am
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    For the record, I've used the "you'd kick my ass" excuse before

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  • December 23, 2017 at 10:01 pm
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    Figure skates XD

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  • January 5, 2018 at 5:54 pm
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    Pppokijhghh

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  • January 11, 2018 at 5:20 pm
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    Forgot my jock, knitting, and new toe-pick technology! ROTFL

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  • January 27, 2018 at 12:30 pm
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    I’m just here so I don’t get fined
    Hahahahahahahahahahahah that’s by Marshawn Lynch!!!!

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  • January 27, 2018 at 5:45 pm
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    "Were just trying to loose as many games as possible" 😂😂😂

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  • January 28, 2018 at 2:53 am
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    Oh two on one phenomenal

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  • January 28, 2018 at 3:01 pm
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    For guy behind the glass nice Ottawa hot. Go Sens Go

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  • January 29, 2018 at 2:39 am
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    Try A camera man with No hand so he/she can’t block the mic

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  • January 30, 2018 at 6:57 pm
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    2:05
    You heard it here first boys Ridin Pine is what he does best check out our show

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  • February 13, 2018 at 5:35 am
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    Was this filmed at delude arena in the west end of Ottawa ?

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  • February 18, 2018 at 7:35 pm
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    Is everyone’s name smitty

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  • February 19, 2018 at 12:35 am
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    Part 3!!!!!!

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  • February 20, 2018 at 2:28 am
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    Dulude arena ?

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  • February 20, 2018 at 2:53 am
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    Aw 2 on 0. Phenomenal.

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  • February 25, 2018 at 4:31 pm
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    You have eyes!!

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  • February 28, 2018 at 1:48 am
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    Looks like Rick nash in thumbnail

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  • March 3, 2018 at 5:56 pm
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    Lmao i say these a lot but sarcastically

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  • March 8, 2018 at 1:59 am
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    What was the second one I don’t get it

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  • March 16, 2018 at 3:06 am
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    You guys should do a video on if hockey players celebrated like the NFL. Football has become 5 seconds of play then 30 seconds of guys doing some stupid dance, or high five routine.

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  • April 20, 2018 at 3:19 am
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    my headphones/ears enjoyed this video

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  • May 14, 2018 at 10:28 pm
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    Just got one of your hats it is the one with the goalie one it 😀👍👍

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