– So what don’t you know? – Everything. – One team gets the ball and they’re trying to score. – I’m not that dumb. – College is a little
bit different from NFL. If I run that route, that’s a post. How many points is a
touchdown worth? – Six. – That’s good, most people
would’ve said seven. You run up 10 yards,
come back, hitch. The extra point is one point. How many points is a
two-point conversion worth? – Two. (laughs) – Okay, you’d be surprised. You have four attempts
to get 10 yards. Come up, hitch, keep going,
hitch-n-go. That’s when you get
’em on the double move. Oh, got ’em! Where you going? I’m scoring. So if it’s first down
and you gain five yards, what is it? – First and five. – To the left of the
center is the left guard. It’s first down and 10. So to the right of the
center is the… – Right guard. – You gain five yards, so it’s now second down and… – Five. – Post-corner, go to the
corner of the end zone. Boom, come back, ooh! You see that? – So why do you like
the Cowboys? – Because I’m American. – Why wasn’t that a catch? – He didn’t make a
football move. – He looks controlled to me. – No, he has to make a
football move and– – Isn’t the whole game of
football a move? – Honestly, no one knows
what a catch is. – How do they know
how far to go if they can’t see the yellow lines? – Field awareness. I’m the center, you’re
the left guard. Left tackle, most important position
on the offensive line, why? – Because they’re defending. – Hit stick! Hit stick! Oh! 10 yards, cut it in. In, this is in. What is this? – Oh, out. I thought you said N. I’m like, that’s not an N. – Like the letter N? Two conferences, AFC, NFC. In each conference,
four divisions. Each division winner
goes to the playoffs. Two other teams go to
the playoffs, as well, whichever two teams have
the best record, but didn’t win their division. So let’s say your division
is really good. 4-3, four defensive
linemen, three linebackers. 3-4, three defensive
linemen, four linebackers. One knee equals two feet. The quarterback of the
defense, middle linebacker. Pocket awareness. From the left tackle to the right tackle, going this way,
that’s the pocket. When he goes outside
of the right tackle or the left tackle, he’s
outside of the pocket. Sometimes you gotta step
up in the pocket. Sometimes you just
gotta scramble from the pocket and just go. See how he’s going in motion? You know that’s
man-on-man coverage, ’cause he’s following him. If he wasn’t following him, that would be zone coverage. – Fake handoff. – That is called play action. Why do you run the ball? To pass. Between the center
and the right guard, that’s the A gap, okay? Boom, B gap. So if you’re running,
and running, and running, I hit you with the play action, – Oh, I got it.
– Yep. – So there’s different
rules for college football and NFL football overtime? Why would they do that? – So if you’re in the SEC, you don’t really have to play a hard
out-of-conference schedule because you’re already
playing all the best teams in the nation. That’s why UCF is garbage. They don’t play anyone. Wide receiver, cornerback, not the quarterback,
cornerback. – The onside thing-y,
what’s that called again? Safe catch? – You score, kick the
extra point, then you kick off– – That’s a punt. – No, no. He faked it to the running
back and he kept it. You see, he’s reading
the defensive end. Now, who is the most
important person on the line? – [Angela] Left tackle. – Exactly. Why is the left tackle the
most important? Movie, think about the movie. – Because he’s protecting
the blind side. – Exactly, there we go
(claps loudly). What are screens? Sometimes you let the
defense rush you, okay? NFC winner versus
the AFC winner, they meet in the Super Bowl. That’s why only certain
teams can play in the Super Bowl. Urban Meyer said he
had health problems. But then a year later, he’s
coachin’ at Ohio State. – The Ohio State. – So like what type of
health problems? Did they just go away? NFL draft, there’s seven
rounds in the draft. If you have the worst
record, you pick first. That’s why the Browns
were always picking first in the NFL. In college, you can
recruit anyone, anywhere. It doesn’t matter. Now, when you do it illegally, that’s when you win a
lot of championships. So that’s why I think
Alabama is going to have to forfeit all
their championships. A false start is when an
offensive player moves before the snap. – But if a defensive
player moves before the snap. – They can do that, they
can do whatever they want. But if they line up over
the line of scrimmage, you know what the
line of scrimmage is? – Mm-hmm. – What’s the line of scrimmage? – Where the ball is. – You know what a audible is? The quarterback gets to
the line of scrimmage, he’s looking around, he sees something
he doesn’t like. What does he do?
(makes phone ring tone) He calls an audible. What is the middle linebacker? He’s the blank of the defense. – Quarterback. – Exactly. Sometimes they can
change the play too. Oh, you’re audible-ing? We’re gonna audible too. ACC is a
one-team conference. It’s just Clemson that’s
good, no one else is good. Cover 3. Okay, this is
where it gets interesting. – Why aren’t the Cowboys
in the Super Bowl? (melancholy violin music) – You see, what had happened– I’m a grown man.

Teaching Your Girlfriend Football

100 thoughts on “Teaching Your Girlfriend Football

  • February 2, 2019 at 7:43 pm
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    Shoutout to my girlfriend for being in this video! Follow her: http://instagram.com/AngelaAlgee

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  • September 20, 2019 at 8:53 pm
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    the Catch clip was funny..
    Scooter: incomplete pass
    Girl: isnt that a catch?
    Scooter:he has to make a football move!
    Girl: isnt the whole game a football move?
    Scooter:….. Honestly nobody knows whats a catch anymore
    HAHAHAHAH i was cracking up

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  • September 20, 2019 at 11:48 pm
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    That’s why the browns are always picking first🤣😂

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  • September 21, 2019 at 12:09 am
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    Scooter, I'm American too!..🇺🇸COWBOYS🇺🇸

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  • September 21, 2019 at 12:15 am
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    No way, she's from Texas. High school football Friday night games. You learn real early.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 4:02 am
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    She's too hot to worry about football

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:03 am
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    see what happened was dez caught it 😞

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  • September 21, 2019 at 8:26 am
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    😂😂😂

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  • September 21, 2019 at 8:30 am
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    I'm learning too 😂😂😂

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:12 pm
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    Now I’m confused…

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  • September 22, 2019 at 4:18 am
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    🤣🤣 That's me & my girl too don't know nothing Cowboy Gang 🤣🤣

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  • September 23, 2019 at 12:22 am
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    I can't teach my girlfriend shit, she is better at football than I am. this sucks, I can't even throw a damn touchdown pass. I don't even remember the last time I scored.

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  • September 24, 2019 at 3:36 am
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    This never gets old

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  • September 24, 2019 at 5:07 am
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    Well done

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  • September 25, 2019 at 2:22 am
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    BECAUSE I'M AMERICAN

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  • September 25, 2019 at 6:30 am
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    I learned football playing video games lol back in the PS2 days

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  • September 26, 2019 at 2:32 am
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    That last question was cold blooded, I’m a Cowboys fan for life and I’m asking the same thing for the last 15 years🤔🤨

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  • September 28, 2019 at 2:35 am
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    Why aren't the cowboys in the super bowl?
    Well, what had happened was…..
    LOVED IT!!!

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  • September 29, 2019 at 3:47 am
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    ………..Mia Malkova?

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  • September 29, 2019 at 10:42 pm
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    "Because they are defending"
    You know, technically she's right…

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  • October 1, 2019 at 7:23 am
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    I feel like my fiance has the same confused look on her face when I explain all this to her! 🤣

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  • October 1, 2019 at 5:00 pm
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    Freaking hilarious…

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  • October 1, 2019 at 6:42 pm
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    Why aren’t the Cowboys in the SB? 😭😭

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  • October 1, 2019 at 8:49 pm
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    🤣😂🤣

    Dude, you're girlfriend is gorgeous and funny!

    🙌👊😎

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  • October 2, 2019 at 3:55 am
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    A for effort. She's a sport.

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  • October 2, 2019 at 6:22 am
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    "Why aren't the Cowboys in the superbowl?"

    🙃

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  • October 3, 2019 at 11:21 pm
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    Bet that scrambled her brain

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  • October 4, 2019 at 1:28 am
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    Lmao 😂 😂 bruh I'm dying over here. Great vid! DC4L!!!

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  • October 4, 2019 at 6:58 am
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    Gators 👍and the Dallas Super Bowl boys!!!!! Good stuff man 😏

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  • October 4, 2019 at 2:18 pm
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    You know yo ass paid her 5 bucks to play the part 🤣

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  • October 4, 2019 at 9:58 pm
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    🤣🤣🤣 hilarious

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  • October 7, 2019 at 12:56 pm
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    HAAA salty about urban, I KNEW HE WOULD SAY IT WHEN I SAY THE JERSEY LMFAOOO GO BUCKS

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  • October 7, 2019 at 11:56 pm
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    After you said the screen part about sometimes u allow the rush I was hoping for a bit about prevent defense too. Lol. "sometimes you play a defense allowing them to get easy first downs" Lol

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  • October 8, 2019 at 12:05 am
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    Eric Ebron of the Colts vs the Chargers week 1 of 2019 and Kenny Golladay of the Lions vs the Chiefs week 4 of 2019 would agree that nobody knows what a catch is.

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  • October 11, 2019 at 6:02 pm
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    Roll Tide!

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  • October 11, 2019 at 8:05 pm
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    What Is A PI

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  • October 12, 2019 at 12:39 am
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    Why he do UCF like that 🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠☠

    Even though I wholeheartedly AGREE

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  • October 12, 2019 at 2:00 pm
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    4 chances(downs) to move the ball 10 yards. If successful, downs reset until TD or voluntary/involuntary turnover.

    I'm done. 🤠

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  • October 12, 2019 at 6:22 pm
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    interracial s3x is a sin

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  • October 12, 2019 at 7:58 pm
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    Scooter you crack me up because I'm just like you watching games it's so bad I can't be around anyone . I have to watch alone for safety.

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  • October 12, 2019 at 8:42 pm
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    Lesson of the day: don’t be a cowboys fan…

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  • October 12, 2019 at 10:06 pm
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    “Bc I’m amreican”😂.
    “Honestly no one knows what a catch is”🤣
    Cowboys fan here. From east Texas don’t hate

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  • October 13, 2019 at 2:11 am
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    She like bruh u doing too much

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  • October 13, 2019 at 2:54 am
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    Scooter you look like Sak Prescott when he gets sacked or fumbles or when they don't make the playoffs again the cowgirls will never make the superbowl again in the neext ten years bulls have bigger balls than Prescott there's only two things in texas stears and queers that's what America so call team has for a quarterback !!!!!!!

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  • October 13, 2019 at 2:55 am
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    She we I'll never understand football what do you expect she's blond !!!!!!! She with you right

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  • October 13, 2019 at 4:11 pm
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    no offense would refer to the gaps as "A" gap or "B" gap, that is a defensive perspective where sides dont matter. the offense would always use 1-9.

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  • October 13, 2019 at 6:01 pm
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    why do you run the ball? to Pass!!! LOL

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  • October 13, 2019 at 6:31 pm
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    "What is the onside thingy?"

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  • October 13, 2019 at 9:14 pm
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    Lol why wasn’t that a catch!? Lol 😂

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  • October 14, 2019 at 2:31 am
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    I absolutely love you bro and this is from a Packers fan

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  • October 14, 2019 at 3:24 am
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    First off failures from the start for being cowgirl fans

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  • October 14, 2019 at 12:01 pm
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    Why aren't the cowboys in the superbowl?

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  • October 14, 2019 at 1:43 pm
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    Girls are cute when they talk about sport. This girl is no exception.

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  • October 14, 2019 at 3:24 pm
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    your girl goes from a 10 to a 2 when she wears a cowboys jersey

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  • October 14, 2019 at 4:12 pm
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    She doesn't care at all, very sad

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  • October 14, 2019 at 4:19 pm
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    Dont have that much patience

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  • October 14, 2019 at 10:12 pm
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    that last question was great. lol

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  • October 14, 2019 at 11:57 pm
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    Your girlfriend is hot!

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  • October 15, 2019 at 1:17 am
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    2:38 I lost it with that reaction XD

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  • October 15, 2019 at 1:29 am
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    "Why do you run the football? To pass."

    Andy Reid: surprised pikachu face

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  • October 15, 2019 at 1:21 pm
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    Wait until she has to explain to him where the g- spot is.

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  • October 15, 2019 at 3:28 pm
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    Teach your girlfriend to be a Green Bay Packers fan….

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  • October 16, 2019 at 3:31 am
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    That is the same girl I took home yesterday what a coincidence

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  • October 16, 2019 at 4:15 am
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    She definitely looks like Resse Witherspoon! 🤔😉

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  • October 17, 2019 at 1:51 pm
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    Fuck the cowboys but go gators. You were spot on about Urban Myer. Fuckin traitor

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  • October 17, 2019 at 8:36 pm
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    Eagles fans be like

    "thats not the right way to teach your GF Football you cowboy fans!"

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  • October 18, 2019 at 1:42 am
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    Glad to see that you are a Flordia gator fan too.😎

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  • October 18, 2019 at 3:19 am
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    Your first problem is wearing cowgirl garbage.

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  • October 18, 2019 at 5:45 am
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    Why aren't the Cowboys in the superbowl???

    See what had happened…lmfao.😂

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  • October 18, 2019 at 1:14 pm
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    Great ending!

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  • October 18, 2019 at 3:28 pm
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    “Honestly nobody knows what a catch is”
    😂💀 bruh

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  • October 18, 2019 at 3:59 pm
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    Isn’t it weird that we have 7 billion people on this planet but any guy trying to teach a girl football will have this exact same way of teaching it. I’m pretty sure I’ve said most of these things verbatim and by wife gave me the exact same looks lol

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  • October 18, 2019 at 5:51 pm
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    1:46 Exists
    Cam Newton: Triggered
    💀💀

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  • October 18, 2019 at 6:54 pm
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    I'm like her when my wife explains to me about cooking recipes 🙄

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  • October 18, 2019 at 9:00 pm
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    I actually don't know the difference between college football, and nfl, honestly. Different rules?

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  • October 18, 2019 at 9:32 pm
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    His facial expressions are priceless.

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  • October 18, 2019 at 9:44 pm
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    This rings of truth. 🤣

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  • October 18, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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    That's not ya girlfriend ya lyin' tizzone🤣

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  • October 18, 2019 at 11:43 pm
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    Dude get a sista
    ..damn!!!!!!!

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  • October 19, 2019 at 12:26 am
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    The acc is a one team league. Clemson is the only good team 😂😂

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  • October 19, 2019 at 1:13 am
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    2:43. Total boredom lol.
    I hope you have to listen to her Kardasian speak just as much

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  • October 19, 2019 at 4:37 am
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    I think this video should be a mandatory video for any girl who wants to annoy her man watching football.

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  • October 19, 2019 at 8:31 am
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    "ACC are a one team conference."

    😒 Sad but true

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  • October 19, 2019 at 8:46 am
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    Wondering what Scooter’s profession would have been without YouTube. All these videos are hilarious!!! 😂😂😂

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  • October 19, 2019 at 11:15 am
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    I'm not sure this guy knows anything about football that number for shirt…. You could teach you about heartache but not about football

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  • October 19, 2019 at 4:26 pm
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    First thing to teach her, throw away dak Prescott jersey.

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  • October 19, 2019 at 6:16 pm
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    Wouldn't you want your girlfriend to follow a good team?

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  • October 19, 2019 at 8:05 pm
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    Bro, low key this video helped a lot lol

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  • October 19, 2019 at 11:55 pm
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    Very funny!!! Keep the videos coming

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  • October 19, 2019 at 11:55 pm
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    Make a Vikings video please

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  • October 20, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Cause the cowboys are trash!!!!
    Lol….great video. #patsnation

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  • October 20, 2019 at 3:35 am
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    Curveball: homegirl is a Canes fan (check her insta, it's true).

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  • October 20, 2019 at 11:37 am
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    You don't need to know half of this stuff to watch football.

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  • October 21, 2019 at 4:30 am
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    She is fine as hell. How did his average looking ass get that? It's true, a good sense of humor goes a long way

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  • October 22, 2019 at 5:00 pm
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    Isn’t the whole game of football a football move 🤣

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  • October 22, 2019 at 6:28 pm
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    I hate the cowboys but you sir, have won me over to your channel. sub

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  • October 22, 2019 at 7:37 pm
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    Pro tip: don't teach your girl friend football using the Cowboys. She will think you are queer.

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  • October 22, 2019 at 9:12 pm
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    Blank stare…
    See what had happened….. ??
    Epic! …
    Your starting to get on my funny bone! Tman!…

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  • October 23, 2019 at 7:30 am
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    Answer to last question is Jerry Jones…

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