Oh boy, it’s a great day to be ice hockey
center Teddy Blueger! Now to go to ice hockey practice! *phone rings* Yellow! COACH: Teddy, you better play the game
tonight or I’m gonna be pretty upset! TEDDY: Sure can- TEDDY: What’s wrong, small child? SMALL CHILD: My poor Snuflet, she’s stuck in that tree! SNUFLET: *meows* SMALL CHILD: What can we do? TEDDY: Don’t worry, I will use hockey to solve this! TEDDY: There you go! SMALL CHILD: Thank you, Teddy! *phone rings* Orange! COACH: Teddy, you promised! You better play on that fourth line! TEDDY: Don’t worry, I’m on my- TEDDY: What’s wrong, small firefighter? SMALL FIREFIGHTER: The Big Metal Tower spontaneously combusted! SMALL FIREFIGHTER: What can we do? TEDDY: Don’t worry, I will use hockey to solve this! There you go! SMALL FIREFIGHTER: Thank you, Teddy! *phone rings* Indigo! COACH: Teddy, the game starts in five minutes!
I’M GETTING UPSET! TEDDY: I’ll get there faster than you can say- TEDDY: What’s wrong, small scientist? SMALL SCIENTIST: There’s a giant meteor set to destroy all life as we know it in about four minutes! SMALL SCIENTIST: What can we do? TEDDY: That gives me just enough time… TEDDY: …to use hockey to solve this! SUN: Oww… TEDDY: There you go! ENTIRE WORLD: Thank you, Teddy! TEDDY: Oh shoot, I got one minute! ANNOUNCER: One minute in the period. Pass goes to Blueger. ANNOUNCER: He shoots, he SCORES! ANNOUNCER: Teddy Blueger! TEDDY: That’s me!

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17 thoughts on “teddy blueger saves the world

  • September 14, 2019 at 2:51 pm
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    What a fun concept and execution. THANK YOU TEDDY.

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  • September 14, 2019 at 3:06 pm
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    poop scoop malooooop

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  • September 14, 2019 at 3:54 pm
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    And to think this started with a Dangle rant. This is awesome!

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  • September 14, 2019 at 4:25 pm
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    T E D D Y B L U E G E R

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  • September 14, 2019 at 6:07 pm
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    We are in Teddy's debt forever.

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  • September 14, 2019 at 6:08 pm
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    I love this so much. Hopefully Teddy gets to see it too!

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  • September 14, 2019 at 8:00 pm
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    I need more

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  • September 15, 2019 at 2:07 am
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    [captions, because the auto ones suck]

    [alarm clock goes off] [punching and breaking sound]

    Teddy Blueger: “Oh boy, it’s a great day to be ice hockey center Teddy Blueger! [kicks door open forcefully] Now to go to ice hockey practice! [phone rings once] Yellow?”

    Mike Sullivan: “Teddy, you better play the game tonight or I’m gonna be pretty upset!”

    TB: “Sure, can-”

    Small Child: “HELP, TEDDY BLUEGER!!”

    TB: “What’s wrong, small child?”

    SC: “My poor Snufflin, she’s stuck in that tree! [turtle meows] What can we do?!”

    TB: “Don’t worry, I will use hockey to solve this! [turtle meows] Here you go!”

    SC: “Thank you, Teddy!”

    TB: [phone rings] “Orange!”

    MS: “Teddy, you promised! You better play on that fourth line!”

    TB: “Don’t worry, I’m on my-”

    Small Firefighter: “HELP, TEDDY BLUEGER!!”

    TB: “What’s wrong, small firefighter?”

    SF: “The big metal tower spontaneously combusted! What can we do?!”

    TB: “Don’t worry, I will use hockey to solve this! [whooshing sounds] There you go!”

    SF: “Thank you, Teddy!”

    TB: [phone rings] “Indigo!”

    MS: “Teddy, the game starts in five minutes, I’m getting UPSET!!”

    TB: “I’ll get there faster than you can say-”

    Small Scientist: “HELP, TEDDY BLUEGER!!”

    TB: “What’s wrong, small scientist?”

    SS: There is a giant meteor set to destroy all life as we know it in about four minutes! What can we do?!”

    TB: “That gives me just enough time… to use hockey to solve this!”

    Sun: [meteor bounces off of sun] “Owwww!”

    TB: “There you go!”

    Entire world: “Thank you, Teddy!”

    TB: “Oh shoot, I got one minute!” [crashes through ceiling]

    Commentary: “One minute in the period, pass goes to Blueger, he shoots, HE SCOOOOOOORES!! [crowd cheers] TEDDY BLUEGER!!”

    TB: “That’s me!”

    [music plays]

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  • September 15, 2019 at 1:19 pm
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    It took me a few watches to realize he answers the phone saying a different color 😂

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  • September 15, 2019 at 9:50 pm
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    You're my boy Blue!!!
    LET'S GO PENS!

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  • September 15, 2019 at 9:52 pm
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    RIIIIIIIIIGA LATVIA

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  • September 15, 2019 at 10:10 pm
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    This is awesome dude!

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  • September 15, 2019 at 10:49 pm
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    How high were you when you made this? 😀

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  • September 16, 2019 at 3:12 pm
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    Teddy bloooooger!, kinda want to change the name to steady booger though lol

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  • September 16, 2019 at 9:01 pm
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    Logs into NHL 20
    Oh, look! Teddy Blueger has Franchise Potential! Neat!

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  • September 17, 2019 at 7:45 pm
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    I will plauge every comment section I can to say that this is the best thing that's ever been made

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  • September 19, 2019 at 2:11 am
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    teddy blueger shirts available now!

    https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6009139-teddy-blueger

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