Let’s see what they were about
to serve their customers.
Okay, this is
a French dip. These are our
pulled pork nachos.And this is our
nacho totchos
Jon:
The chili burger.
Our signature
Y Not burger.
Okay. Enjoy. Okay, Chef,
let’s talk about
this burger. Sean:Come on,
it’s a hockey puck.
Dead piece of beef.Phil:
Don’t do it.
You don’t want that.
Oh, my Gosh.
Oof. Disgusting.
This is definitely
the worst burger I’ve ever
( bleep ) had in my life. And now
on to the nachos. Touch it, Phil.
Feel it. Bad, bad, bad. This tastes like
it was cooked months ago. That’s ( bleep ) nasty. – You know what,
he’s right here.
– Sorry to bother you. – Yvette, push on that.
– Doesn’t look good. – Should a burger
push back on you?
– No. – I– I don’t have an answer.
– They ( bleep ) up
the burger, right? – Yeah.
– One down. How ’bout this?
Is that one right, Jon? It sat in the window
too long. It didn’t get that way
from being in the window. – It got that way from being
overcooked, right?
– Yes. Okay. Now, how ’bout
that one, Phil?How’s that one look?My stomach hurts
just from looking at it. That looks like
what my cat threw up in my living room
this morning. I would never eat this
if it came to my table. It’s a complete failure. Phil:
Oh, my gosh.
He overcooked the cheese,
that is not right. Oh, really?
This isn’t right? – That is not right.
– Gee, that would’ve
surprised me. How ’bout if I mount it
on the wall as a piece of decor,
how does that look? ‘Cause it serves a better
purpose on your frickin’ wall, than it does on a plate. And you knew it
when it came out here. It’s not true. You have a venue
across the street
with 10,000 seats that lights up
200 times a year. And you’re racing
( bleep ) goldfish.

This Burger Is A Hockey Puck! – Bar Rescue, Season 5
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58 thoughts on “This Burger Is A Hockey Puck! – Bar Rescue, Season 5

  • September 21, 2016 at 9:09 pm
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    shit on a plate

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  • September 21, 2016 at 9:23 pm
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    The food has improved tenfold since the episode.

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  • September 21, 2016 at 10:03 pm
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    What a complete failure. I seen some bad food before but this is crazy.

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  • September 22, 2016 at 3:16 am
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    harsh

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  • September 22, 2016 at 6:51 am
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    taffer should team up with Ramsay.

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  • September 24, 2016 at 5:49 am
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    Looked like Phil had a flashback from Fairways.

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  • September 26, 2016 at 5:08 pm
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    I love john he is awesome!

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  • October 15, 2016 at 7:58 pm
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    β€œThey fucked up the burger”
    ~Jon Taffer 2016

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  • October 18, 2016 at 4:59 am
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    That is disgusting. Jon Taffer, good job calling them out!

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  • October 20, 2016 at 2:47 am
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    This show is so addicting.

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  • November 7, 2016 at 8:30 pm
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    The fact that he can carry the entire nachos like that is nasty af

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  • November 9, 2016 at 11:46 am
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    It's a fucking shame how much food was wasted for nothing. Lots of hungry people and if nothing else, look at the people of Africa or North Korea. Making pulled pork is pretty simple. And if you cannot make a normal ass hamburger, you do not need to be in the kitchen. But they had tater tots, hard to fuck those up, but probably they succeeded.

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  • February 3, 2017 at 11:04 am
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    Those nachos mind as well be a hockey puck

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  • February 16, 2017 at 12:53 pm
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    Look at those natchos. Looks a lot better on the wall

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  • April 20, 2017 at 8:22 pm
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    "there not impressed" is a nice way of saying it..

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  • May 6, 2017 at 6:17 am
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    lol decor

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  • May 12, 2017 at 9:59 pm
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    This is an insult to hockey pucks

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  • June 17, 2017 at 12:26 am
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    When Jon put that plate of nachos on the wall, I laughed my ass off. A work of modern art.

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  • June 19, 2017 at 11:56 pm
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    he is so funny!! but he tells it like it is!

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  • June 26, 2017 at 5:55 pm
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    The look of disapproval on their face while they were being served the food lol

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  • September 21, 2017 at 8:50 am
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    This was the first Bar Rescue episode I've watched in a year. I used to watch this show all the time, and I see nothing has changed. Jon Taffer goes into a bar and starts screaming, the staff becomes emotional, then things change

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  • October 23, 2017 at 5:35 am
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    1:35 was SAVAGE
    Taffer put nachos up on the wall !

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  • October 26, 2017 at 3:09 pm
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    He said it was a dead piece of beef….of course it is! lol

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  • November 4, 2017 at 7:56 pm
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    I didnt know John had a cat.

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  • November 12, 2017 at 4:05 am
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    πŸ˜„the expression on their face when they saw the food..πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ i knew it would be nasty

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  • March 6, 2018 at 3:30 pm
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    I hope they have health insurance.

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  • March 10, 2018 at 4:16 am
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    i love the name of this title, this burger is a hockey puck!

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  • March 25, 2018 at 12:02 am
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    I would hire someone that can cook a frickin burger.

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  • March 25, 2018 at 12:50 pm
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    Lol never took Jon taffer as puking cat kind of guy….

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  • April 17, 2018 at 1:27 pm
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    I lost it at the part with the rock hard nachos.

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  • May 8, 2018 at 8:05 am
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    Love the part where Jon Taffer picks up a piece of meat (if you call it that the way it looked) from his plate of nachos and says: "That looks like what my cat threw up in my living room this morning." The so-called burger bun looked more like a hot cross bun people would have for breakfast than put a lump of beef inside it. Observing those meals I could tell they were less than appetizing.

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  • July 1, 2018 at 5:11 am
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    This episode made me cry

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  • July 29, 2018 at 5:08 pm
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    How about if I mount the nachos on a wall as a piece of daycore πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 4, 2018 at 12:13 pm
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    That is horrible

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  • August 12, 2018 at 1:11 am
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    Idk what was worse the nachos or the burger

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  • August 20, 2018 at 7:27 am
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    1:14 Lmfao that looks like what my cat threw up in my living room this morning πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • September 3, 2018 at 2:57 pm
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    1:43 damn taffer just throw food at everyone why dont ya lol xD

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  • October 13, 2018 at 10:12 am
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    Who knows he was a cat person…

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  • November 9, 2018 at 8:42 pm
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    Jon taffer is like Gordon ramsay and Paul Heyman combined, just by looks and by his attitude

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  • November 26, 2018 at 12:27 pm
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    Should have brought Gordon Ramsay!!! He should have said those lines.

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  • November 27, 2018 at 12:37 am
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    Phil has been through just as much crap as Taffer has on this show.

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  • December 30, 2018 at 4:25 pm
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    This show is turning me into a bar food snob

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  • January 21, 2019 at 4:52 am
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    Those fucking nachos with the gnarly cheese….
    Thats a god damn Frisbee

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  • February 8, 2019 at 8:34 am
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    Damn those nachos are gross as hell πŸ˜‚

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  • February 20, 2019 at 8:47 pm
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    Taffer needs to take his cat to the Vet. Taffer is so cringey

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  • April 4, 2019 at 2:33 am
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    Hockey puck burger

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  • April 24, 2019 at 10:39 pm
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    And u racein fuckin goldfish

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  • May 30, 2019 at 4:39 am
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    I believe this place has now closed.

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  • June 1, 2019 at 1:47 pm
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    Jon Taffer is a nut bar.

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  • June 15, 2019 at 6:05 am
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    Your raceing fucking goldfishπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • June 25, 2019 at 8:46 am
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    Messed up part is later when they find out they have a bedroom door for their walk in. No wonder their food is sht.

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  • July 1, 2019 at 1:06 am
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    I am a hockey fan, so I had to watch this clip.

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  • July 3, 2019 at 11:51 pm
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    You know the food is bad when you're drunk off your ass watching this and wouldn't even eat it.

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  • August 2, 2019 at 1:07 am
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    Why does it not surprise me that Jon Taffer owns a cat..? Love this dude but not gonna lie, I lost a little bit of respect for him after finding that out.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 4, 2019 at 6:49 am
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    I wish those cunts got food poisoning that killed them.
    Reality ha ha tv

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  • August 21, 2019 at 10:48 pm
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    omg the nachos were stuck together

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  • September 2, 2019 at 3:17 am
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    Looking at the food alone makes me want to vomit

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  • September 5, 2019 at 12:26 pm
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    scripted AF!

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