– Auburn looking for its firsthome conference win
since 2014.
[whistle shrills] – I got it! I got it!
I got it! – Whoa! – Could be worse. She could have been at Baylor. That’s Ashley,
and if we go to the replay, we will see
that she did not have it. This is what happens when you’re on the sideline
at the Auburn-LSU game and you think
you can shag kickoffs from a Lou Groza Award finalist. College football gives people who couldn’t get
into a decent school something to be proud of. Game days are a rich tradition of tailgating
with other alcoholics and screaming obscenities
at 19-year-olds. The coaches make millions, the schools make billions, and the players earn meaningless
communications degrees. Some equate it to slavery, which explains why the South
loves it so much. In those parts,
the only thing a father and son enjoy throwing around
more than a football is the N word. 99% of all college players
won’t make it to the NFL, which means there’s
a medical reason why all the employees
at a certain rental car chain are suicidal. But there’s no denying
Ashley’s a gal who can take a hit to the face, so you know the NFL
came a-callin’. That’s why I put her on the first turnip truck
out of Auburn, accompanied her to the draft, and happily took
my 60% commission for this week’s
Web Redemption.– The 2017 NFL Draft,brought to you by concussions.Concussions:
You’re Probably Fine.
– Good luck today, Andre. You should be so proud
your son’s slow. Ashley! Hey! Superagent Daniel Rosenhaus. How are you? Nice suit. Does Ellen know
you borrowed it? – Everybody at the draft
wears this. – Oh. – Not my commissioner! – Boo!– With the first pick
in the 2017 draft,
the Cleveland Browns select,
from Oklahoma University,
Joe Mixon.– I’m gonna key your car! – Boo! You’re no Tagliabue! Ashley.
– Hello. – How are you?
– I’m good. How are you? – You look great.
– Thank you. – Did you bust open your nose? – I did not.
No injuries. – Didn’t even bleed?
– Nope. – You can take a hit.– [laughs] I can.– All right,
where are you from? – I’m from Chicago originally, right outside of Chicago. – What would possess
a girl from Chicago to go to school in Alabama? – It’s a family school,
so it goes way back on my mom’s side
of the family. – What do you do in Auburn? – Go mudding. – You go mudding?
– Yeah. – Is that just in a truck?
– In a truck, yeah. – Put it in four-wheel drive
and just go through the mud? – Yeah, that’s about
all there is to do. – That’s fun, though? – Yeah. It can be. – Tell me about what happened
that day. – Well, I made a bet
with the managers on the football team that I would be able
to catch the ball. – Oh, this wasn’t just, like,
a random–oh.– The kicker for Auburnkicks it to the same spot
every single time.
– Got you.– So I sat there
and waited for it.
I got it! I got it!
– Whoa! – When it hit your face,
what did you feel? – Nothing.
It was a blur. I fell back, and I was like,
“Oh, my gosh.” – I mean,
do you hate the fact that if you Google
“girls balls to face” that you’re one
of the first results? – I don’t think I’ve ever
Googled it, so… [cell phone rings]
– Mm! Hello! [whispering] Jets. [laughs] Absolutely not! My client’s not going to a team that drafted Mark Sanchez
fifth overall. Ugh! Other than going to Auburn, what other bad decisions
have you made? – Coming on this show. – Ah! Are you proud of the fact
that you were the only highlight
from Auburn football in 2016? – [laughs] – You ever dated
a football player? – I actually am dating
a football player. He played at Auburn. – What about the concussions? Do you worry about that at all? – I’ve thought about it, but football is a hard sport. I mean…
– I enjoy watching it so much. Never had a desire
to play a single down. – Probably for the best.
– Right? – Yeah.
– I’m pretty frail. – Yeah.
– Oh, but agile. – [laughs] – You know, my mom,
to this day– I don’t know how old she is. God, she’s old. But she still thinks
she could be a running back in the NFL. She’s like, “Oh, no,
I just have an ability “to juke and get out
of the way. I don’t think people
could catch me.” And I always find that
fascinating, that this old woman still thinks
she could be in the NFL. [cell phone rings]
Ooh. Hello! [laughing] Rex Ryan. You’re not even
in football anymore. Enjoy trying to sell
your town house in Buffalo. Do you think there’ll ever be
a female in the NFL? – With the way that we’re going
in society, probably. – Oh, think it’s society that’s
keeping women out of football? You don’t think
it’s their skill set? – Okay, I feel like there
would be a good kicker. – I mean, they’ve tried,
and they always choke. That girl up in Detroit?
Oh!Finally they got her
the audition.
She couldn’t kick from 30.Ah, embarrassing. [cell phone rings]
Ooh. Been waiting for this one. [bleep] you, Belichick. Why don’t you go write
another love letter to Trump? Did they do standard
concussion protocol on you? – Yeah, they had one
of the team’s doctors come over and check me out. – From Auburn?
– Yeah. – Okay, so did they either
rub tobacco on you or just pray over you? – I would say both.
– I just assume that’s what’s going on
down in Alabama. – Bible Belt. – Is prayer mandatory
in your school? – It is not, but I would say
95% of people probably do. – Uh-huh. There’s nothing
wrong with praying. I mean, it doesn’t work,
but, man, nothing like making sure your food
gets a little colder. I’m not a fan of the families
that do the hand-holding prayer. – My family does
hand-holding prayer. – It’s uncomfortable.
– Brings you closer, though. – I hear you,
but then I have to talk about how soft
my hands are. – Yeah, see,
my hands get sweaty. – You got the sweaty palms? I had a buddy in college
that had sweaty palms. – Yeah, it’s embarrassing. – Really? You can take medication
for it. – I’ve done everything.
I did electroshock water. – Do guys comment
when they hold your hands for the first time? – No, what–
I mean, who would say something to you
about that? – I would, because it’d be
a deal breaker if we didn’t discuss it. – What?
– It’s gross. – I can’t help it.
– I know. People can’t help
a lot of things that you’re not
attracted to. We’d have to talk about it. – Okay, that’s fair.
– We’d have to be comfortable. – That’s fair.
– Can I feel your hands? Oh, yeah. That is moist. I’ve had a long feud
with Nick Saban. Now, as an Auburn alum, do you have a message for him? – War Eagle. – “War Eagle.”
Is that fun to yell? – It is. – Were you at Auburn when those inbred [bleep]s
over at Alabama poisoned your tree? – I was.
– How did that make you feel? – I mean, ‘Bama sucks. Bammers are Bammers. – Was that worse
than a school shooting, do you think,
the tree b–no? – Ew! [laughs] – I think you answered it. [cell phone rings]
Oh! Stop calling me, Rams. Nobody wants to play
for your team, let alone go to your games. That goes double
for that JV Chargers team. – NFL Draft insider
Mel Kiper Jr. Jr. joining us this morning. – Ashley’s got
a highly resilient face. She’s definitely got
what it takesto be very popular
in the locker rooms.
[dramatic music]♪ ♪She just set a record
for the most-watched
slow-motion 40-yard dash ever.She’s also the first athlete
to ever ace the Wonderlic.
Dropped passes never stopped
Ted Ginn Jr. from getting paid.
That’s the worst
upper body strength
since Chad Pennington.– One.– There is a video of hergetting into a fight
with a female reporter.
That shouldn’t affect
her draft stock.
The NFL has a history
of looking the other way.
And she is a girl too.I’ll be honest with you.She’s never made it
to my little big board.
I find her undraftable
but bangable.
My apologies. I’ve been up
for four straight days. My wife left me,
and I’m not in a good place. – You lack all the intangibles
and tangibles, but lucky for you, the draft
loves a viral sensation. Just look at Michael Sam.– With the last pick
in the 2017 NFL Draft,
Miami Dolphins select,
from Auburn University,
Ashley.– Wasted pick! This is Jake Long
all over again! Argh![dramatic piano music]♪ ♪[applause] [cheers and applause] Good news, Dolphin fans. The Browns traded their next four
first-round picks for her.

Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Football-to-the-Face Girl
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100 thoughts on “Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Football-to-the-Face Girl

  • August 19, 2018 at 12:57 am
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    Rip kiper

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  • August 31, 2018 at 9:47 pm
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    "I got it!"

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  • September 1, 2018 at 5:09 pm
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    She's hot

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  • September 2, 2018 at 5:13 am
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    He’s totally just hitting on her after a few minutes lol. We watched a first date. And I’m totally ok with it.

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  • September 8, 2018 at 3:52 pm
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    Most of the things he said on the first minute is so spot on.

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  • September 21, 2018 at 9:01 pm
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    She is Hott.😎😍

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  • September 24, 2018 at 1:08 am
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    Lmfao," I think theyll.be good kickers," stop lying to yourself and make your own league instead of lying to yourself about this female equality.

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  • September 24, 2018 at 6:51 pm
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    I'd hit that.

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  • September 28, 2018 at 12:12 am
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    Undraftable but Dateable

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  • October 6, 2018 at 11:31 am
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    Love it. This proves that women can't play ball and being able to legally hit them

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  • October 11, 2018 at 5:52 pm
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    This woman has zero personality

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  • October 16, 2018 at 12:17 am
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    Why is tosh wearing a bath robe

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  • October 16, 2018 at 1:31 pm
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    Hahahaha women….

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  • October 17, 2018 at 11:06 am
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    I would love it if he did a following with Becca Longo.

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  • October 20, 2018 at 3:09 pm
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    Oh god, I was watching "the whistle goes 'woo woo'", how the fuck did I end up here?

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  • October 20, 2018 at 4:19 pm
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    I love the subtle diss towards religious people praying. Hilarious

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  • October 22, 2018 at 3:37 pm
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    Typical cuckold pussy California crowd, cringes/barely chuckles at domestic violence/woman jokes, laughs hard at redneck southern jokes..

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  • October 25, 2018 at 4:58 am
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    So feminists are pushing for the idea that women and men are equal. Sure, makes sense. I hope Tosh banged her.

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  • October 30, 2018 at 4:49 am
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    butt bang able

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  • October 30, 2018 at 8:36 am
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    she looks like justin bieber

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  • October 30, 2018 at 4:11 pm
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    The reason girls aren't good at sports is because their bones are like glass. They're all like Sam Jackson in Unbreakable

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  • November 6, 2018 at 1:59 am
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    Im a native texan and I used to live in Tuscaloosa, Al when that tree posioning crap happened. The inbreds in Al take their football seriously. Ive met ppl who would sell their first born so Al can win the championship.

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  • November 7, 2018 at 6:16 pm
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    I’m from Chicago says every child from the suburbs

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  • November 12, 2018 at 7:53 am
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    aww he was flirting so hard 😂❤

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  • November 12, 2018 at 12:22 pm
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    “From oklahoma university, Joe Mixon”

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  • November 22, 2018 at 6:26 am
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    I googled it and she dose come up

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  • November 25, 2018 at 12:24 am
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    Daniel would make a great late night host, but the big networks would never go for it. He likely wouldnt go along with pushing their political agenda, and telling lame jokes like the other late night hosts.

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  • November 28, 2018 at 10:23 am
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    The reason tosh hates Alabama. Nick left the dolphins to go to Bama and he flourished somthing he couldn't do with the Miami

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  • November 28, 2018 at 12:25 pm
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    Girl thinks she’s better looking than she really is.

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  • November 29, 2018 at 12:54 am
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    Her handy j's must be phenomenal!

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  • December 19, 2018 at 5:46 pm
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    Im sorry but this chick seemed like she smoked a bowl before going on the show.

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  • December 22, 2018 at 12:39 pm
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    Go mudding? My life goal would be to make to the next city over.

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  • December 24, 2018 at 3:29 am
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    WOULD BANG

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  • December 27, 2018 at 6:22 am
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    how much ya wanna bet dtosh hammered that poon

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  • December 27, 2018 at 6:19 pm
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    Watching it in slow motion at the 14 thru 16 second mark is just the best
    That shit flies so fast right between her hands as her face makes the football go from 200 mph to zero in one hilarious second

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  • December 27, 2018 at 6:25 pm
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    I love how people claim they are from chicago when they live 300 miles away

    I'm from Chicago
    Right out side of Chicago
    ….what?

    That be like me claiming NY
    When I'm from Mass

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  • December 28, 2018 at 3:44 am
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    She just reminded me of how fast linemen are in the NFL

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  • December 28, 2018 at 12:57 pm
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    Tosh wanted her

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  • January 3, 2019 at 5:31 pm
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    It’s crazy how adrenaline makes it to where you don’t feel shit when you get hit by something or punched. Well that’s it for me at least. Some people can take a hit some can’t.

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  • January 3, 2019 at 9:33 pm
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    Her 40 where Daniel starts the stop watch, watches her leave, passes her a few seconds later at the halfway point then clocks her at the finish line 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • January 7, 2019 at 11:03 am
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    She cute, but it’s weird cuz I know the brunette version of her. They look so similar it’s weird

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  • January 9, 2019 at 8:44 am
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    Oh Tosh think about it a girl with sweaty Palms she must give great handjobs natural irritation 💦💦

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  • January 13, 2019 at 5:48 am
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    Tosh, your Florida Gators still fucking suck! And what’s your Saban inferiority complex all about? Are you constantly crying because he left Miami, or is it that Florida still lives with the fact that they could have gotten Spurrier back years ago? You guys fucked that deal up royally. I’m sure your school will be looking for more of “Saban’s ex-coordinator sloppy seconds” in another couple of years. Maybe you could give Jim McElwain a call….wait, never mind. Roll Tide, fucker!🖕

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  • January 14, 2019 at 10:10 pm
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    Skills like that make me doubt the existence of Amazonians

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  • January 16, 2019 at 12:54 pm
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    Geaux Tigers!

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  • January 21, 2019 at 2:12 am
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    What the fuck was she wearing
    She looked like a bundle of red bedsheets and fake hair wearing a red bathrobe.

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  • January 24, 2019 at 8:54 pm
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    Lol this guy offended more people in 8 minutes and anyone else in the world

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  • January 27, 2019 at 10:17 am
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    She's a cutie

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  • February 8, 2019 at 4:41 pm
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    Come shot

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  • February 9, 2019 at 8:34 pm
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    I'm in Alabama and I went to Auburn and she is right there is nothing in the state except mud unless you live at the beach which I do.

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  • February 17, 2019 at 4:17 am
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    Her palms sweat because she’s a pothead.

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  • February 26, 2019 at 1:33 am
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    As an Alabama fan that dumb fuck that poisoned that tree was disgraceful. Give each other hell but that was just trash

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  • February 28, 2019 at 6:46 am
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    The smile on his face as he passes her 😂😂😂😂

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  • February 28, 2019 at 2:55 pm
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    I WAS AT THAT GAME

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  • February 28, 2019 at 2:55 pm
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    WAR EAGLE!!!!!

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  • March 6, 2019 at 5:51 am
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    “Nothing like making sure your food gets a little colder” 😂😂😂
    Best burn, I’ve ever heard, for praying before meals.

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  • March 14, 2019 at 9:22 am
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    https://youtu.be/_uq0ybgoc0g

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  • March 23, 2019 at 1:54 am
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    Eat shit tosh

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  • March 24, 2019 at 1:41 am
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    I love that tosh shows that the people in the video are actually fine people and we are the idiots for having all these questions.

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  • March 27, 2019 at 11:30 am
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    “I’m from outside Chicago” bitch don’t lie. Your ass from Rockford.

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  • April 1, 2019 at 7:29 pm
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    I love how women think their equal to man just stick I love how women think they are equal to men just stick with trading sex for money bitches

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  • April 1, 2019 at 9:05 pm
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    @tosh.0 you’re right Daniel , I have tried praying 🙏🏼 countless time for your sarcastic/charismatic ass wouldn’t get more handsome over all these years but to avail…. FUCK PRAYING

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  • April 2, 2019 at 6:23 am
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    Dropped passes never kept Ted ginn Jr from gettin paid! ,,,,ppppfffftttt! ! Ahahaha!

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  • April 3, 2019 at 8:43 am
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    Hehe that be funny

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  • April 8, 2019 at 1:16 am
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    Shes hot jus sayin

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  • April 24, 2019 at 2:44 pm
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    Well she catches about the same as the receivers on the Auburn team. Roll Tide!!

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  • May 3, 2019 at 12:56 am
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    Why tosh run past her! Lmao haha

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  • May 12, 2019 at 4:29 pm
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    She be yum!!!

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  • May 14, 2019 at 7:50 am
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    "concussions, you're probably fine" 🤣🤣

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  • May 18, 2019 at 6:14 am
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    He was talking about Enterprise… Trust me

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  • May 25, 2019 at 4:11 pm
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    Seems like a passive aggressive bitch… Lol

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  • May 27, 2019 at 9:16 am
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    Is there one fuckin show on Comedy Central that doesn't constantly shower you with their political agenda?

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  • May 30, 2019 at 2:46 am
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    She's adorable I'd hold her swamp hands any day …

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  • May 30, 2019 at 4:36 am
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    Of course she is an Ashley

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  • June 1, 2019 at 3:29 pm
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    I hate watching any sports, their boring as fuck especially womens sports, but if womens football ever becomes a thing I'll watch it, not for there skills at making throws or anything special like that, but for a good laugh when I am bored as hell and watching women who can't kick or throw far will also have a higher concussion and body injurie count. Ah good times.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    Staying way away from that football now. Smart girl

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:29 am
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    Or wear a helmet an get in there

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  • June 3, 2019 at 9:54 pm
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    War Eagle!

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  • June 9, 2019 at 1:38 am
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    I keep replaying the part where he’s timing her 40 yard dash and he out runs her even though she had such a giant gap. Lmao.

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  • June 13, 2019 at 9:11 am
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    Was that Al Sharpton just chilin?

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  • June 14, 2019 at 9:34 pm
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    The lesson here is you don't have to go to the school your mommy or daddy went to.
    Pick one for yourself. Better yet, skip school altogether and use your talents you were born with.
    Unless you LIKE being institutionalized…

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  • June 16, 2019 at 12:22 pm
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    That's some KILLER hair…I hope she's dating a white guy…

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  • June 17, 2019 at 3:40 pm
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    6:53 Camel Toe?

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  • June 18, 2019 at 1:08 pm
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    She is myrcela!!

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  • June 28, 2019 at 10:43 pm
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    She is actually a pretty cool and down to earth girl. She can take a hit and a joke.

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  • July 11, 2019 at 9:43 pm
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    "Not my commissioner!"
    "I'm going to key your car!"

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  • July 14, 2019 at 12:20 pm
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    The Baylor joke was hilarious in the hidden message Tosh had behind it . . .

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  • July 18, 2019 at 6:02 am
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    OMG that intro tho 😂😂😂

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  • July 26, 2019 at 11:46 pm
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    What do you do at Auburn? I could hear her thoughts say "drugs, no, don't say that" "drinking, nope" "sex parties, nope" ….. "mudding??" Hahah

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  • July 26, 2019 at 11:49 pm
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    There's nothing wrong with praying, I mean, it doesn't work.. nothing like making sure your food gets a little bit colder.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 10:16 pm
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    He is definitely related to Brad pratt lol

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  • August 24, 2019 at 9:02 pm
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    He looks like Shane Dawson's cousin.

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  • August 29, 2019 at 3:42 pm
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    Jake long was a beast shame on you

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  • August 31, 2019 at 12:10 am
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    6:53 oh my that C' Toe sticking up

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  • September 4, 2019 at 3:32 pm
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    Yeah, people at Alabama hate the tree poisoning too. It really reflects badly as a student body and fan base

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  • September 7, 2019 at 2:18 am
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    She's flat

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  • September 7, 2019 at 6:59 am
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    Well the browns definitely didn’t draft who ever he said in the first round in 2017.

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  • September 8, 2019 at 6:02 am
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    marcia was hit by the football. Her nose is swollen!

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  • September 11, 2019 at 3:38 pm
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    "Shes not draftable, but bangable"

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