VAGABONDS Damn it… What’s up, Satan?! I’ll break your hockey stick! Yeah, whassup? Hrushky?! – You must be joking!
– ‘sup, Dynamo! – Whatcha doin’ here?
– How’d you get here? Gaborik brought me here in his bag. – I beat up the security.
– I know. Play something! – Hey, hey!
– Hey, hey! – You know what pisses me off?
– What? That no one wants to fight. I’m pissed ’cause you haven’t found any leftover cigarettes, what am I going to be smoking now?! – I found some chewed tobacco.
– Sit down here. – I can’t believe what I’m seeing, he took our seats!
– You thinkin’ about suicide or what?! – Are you normal?!
– Get out! – You nuts?!
– Do you know who this is?! – Who you talkin’ to?!
– Why you triggered?! Get out, I’m tellin’ you! – Freakin’ little hamster!
– Lesbian! That’s our seat. Game on! Catch him! This is for not scoring a hat-trick! – I scored two goals!
– Two goals are nothing! – Dynamo, the fighters are staring!
– What’s up?! CHICK – So honey, which period is it?
– The 6th, Ronaldo is substituted at the moment. – 6th…
– Uh-huh. I didn’t know you liked watching curling. – Icing, oh my god!
– Icing? They are on the ice, so it’s just called icing? And that’s a free-for-all? No, that’s not. There are two teams against each other. That’s ice hockey. I thought that the one who won’t
score a goal will drop out. Yeah, anyone can drop out of window. And the glass around them is made of iron, steel, or…? That’s right, surgical steel. As you say. Have you noticed? Who parked their car at the stadium? Just like me when I parked at the park. Yes. Exactly like at that park. Those three guys in striped dresses… are they prisoners? They are allowed to play? Prisoners? You really asked that? – Well, who else wears stripes?
– A referee?! – And that white space–
– Look, the kitchen is empty! Go! Goal! What’s wrong?! What are you doing?! No more figure skating! We’re gonna talk about our relationship now! What figure skatin–?! Take all your make-up, pack those clothes from Terranova and get the hell out! BETTOR Greetings, Maya, greetings! – What’s all this…
– Hello. – How are you doing?
– I’m betting on The Razor scoring a hat-trick. My old lady will kill me if I lose. She won’t. You can’t lose here in Fortuna. And during the championships you can bet up to 50€ and they will refund you if you lose. And wait… from 1PM to 3PM
you can bet and win 20% more. – You are fooling me!
– No, I’m not! That’s true! Ah, get out! I’ll give it a try. SLOVAK vs CZECH:
When SK is playing: – Come on, shoot! Nice!
– Nice, what a great shot! Your team is great, I support you. – You have so many good players!
– Come here, my Czech brother! When CZ is playing:
– C’mon, pass the puck! – Damn, your team is pretty strong.
– Yeah, yeah. Perfectly synchronized. – We know how to do it.
– You’re number one! WHEN WE PLAY AGAINST EACH OTHER:
– This is the typical ‘Czech luck’, you dumbass. – Say what?! You stupid.
– You fatty scumbag. – Look, there is your 112 years old Jagr.
– Go eat your sheep cheese. That’s your gin, you fu*kin’ alcoholics! Take your meat paste! – Fu*king Slovak.
– Fu*king Michal David. – Your players are having a hangover or what?
– You sucked a shepherd’s di– DRUNKS – Did you hear they have good pig milk at the marketplace?
– No. – Perfect.
– Impossible. – Hey, offside! Goal! I’m telling you!
– Goal! Bodycheck! Foul! Hey, that’s icing! Stop arguing with me you *bleep*! – Dude, I have a banner here, I almost forgot!
– Bring it here! – I f*ckin’ stole this from my son!
– That’s a green screen! Heeeey! – Trnava hooligans!
– Trnava hooligans! Heyyyyyy! SHEEP – Jesus Christ!
– Hey! Right, let everybody see it. I almost f*cking crashed. – Hi!
– Hey! – I can see you’re ready, nice job. Did you notice mine?
– Damn, good job! – You know, the flags can’t be missing.
– Yeah, definitely. – When does the first match start, by the way?
– Are you asking me? I don’t have a clue. Neither do I. – But we can play it on the radio if you want.
– I don’t give a damn about it. What matters is that people can see it,
I don’t care about ice hockey. – Hey, do you have a profile picture? Check it out!
– What picture? – “I support our team”.
– Whaat, you’re a 100% fan, bro! – I am.
– Uh, these sports… – I’ll give you a hint. Share “The Golden Boys”.
– I will. – Let’s get high on heroin.
– Let’s go. SINCERE Pay attention, it’s starting now! [Slovak national anthem playing] What a good save! You need to hit the puck along the dasher board. Ah, can’t you see your teammate on the left wing?
They didn’t teach you? You cannot pass the puck in front of the goalie
when you are in defense… Ah, you clearly don’t know what ‘icing’ is… Dummy… Let’s have a drink, woman!
I don’t have a woman, never mind. My boys scored a goal! I’ll have three at once. Maybe four… We’ve conceded a goal. Never mind,
I’ll nail my hand with the hammer. Ah, never mind, for our boys! UNLUCKY ONE He’s the king! – Don’t be sad bro, you may catch the puck.
– My ass I will… Ladies and gentlemen! The winner to attempt to shoot the puck at an empty goal for 10,000€ is number 86. Congratulations! Now enter the ice rink. – 86, that’s me!
– Yeah, go there! Oh, yes!

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100 thoughts on “Typy hokejových fanúšikov

  • May 17, 2019 at 6:16 pm
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    Nejlepší byly vagosi

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  • May 17, 2019 at 6:36 pm
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    2:36 😀 čo robíš!

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  • May 17, 2019 at 7:24 pm
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    Naozaj – ako Babisov syn… 🙂

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  • May 17, 2019 at 9:06 pm
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    4:31 zedols mi baču😂

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  • May 17, 2019 at 9:54 pm
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    Sokeres. 😀

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  • May 18, 2019 at 5:20 am
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    Inak proti Česku nehrame

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  • May 18, 2019 at 7:00 am
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    Hej postupne môže hocikto vypadnuť z okna

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  • May 18, 2019 at 8:39 am
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    4:13 "cos to řekl ty kšupane" chcipám xddd

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  • May 18, 2019 at 8:59 am
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    Ty krupane 😂😂🙏

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  • May 18, 2019 at 4:15 pm
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    ale šatan už nehra

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  • May 18, 2019 at 5:23 pm
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    :DDD

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  • May 18, 2019 at 9:50 pm
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    Ta slovenština tomu dodává správný grády 😀

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  • May 19, 2019 at 8:31 am
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    To to je nalepšie video aj na ostatnych som sa smial ale toto je proste best

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  • May 19, 2019 at 8:36 am
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    Hochu malá 😀 😀 😀

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  • May 19, 2019 at 9:01 am
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    7:04 ta tvoja Šariščina to mušiš znac hutorec po šariski

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  • May 19, 2019 at 2:57 pm
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    Záver TOP❤️

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  • May 19, 2019 at 7:13 pm
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    Tipy bežcov ?
    Like=súhlas

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  • May 20, 2019 at 8:06 am
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    Môj brat :,,kde je Ronaldo?"
    Ja:,,Ale Ronaldo nehrá hokej"

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  • May 20, 2019 at 5:47 pm
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    Ideme na herák 😂

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  • May 20, 2019 at 8:59 pm
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    Ja som sa dostala 😂😂

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  • May 21, 2019 at 11:35 am
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    Spravte Typy čašníkov

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  • May 21, 2019 at 12:55 pm
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    Češi by vás porazily bez problémů

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  • May 21, 2019 at 6:38 pm
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    Šatan už nehrá

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  • May 21, 2019 at 10:14 pm
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    Ako sa volá tá hudba na konci?

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  • May 22, 2019 at 11:33 am
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    Hochu mala😂😂😂

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  • May 22, 2019 at 4:00 pm
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    Super videjko

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  • May 22, 2019 at 4:58 pm
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    8:22 toto mi někdo udělat tak bych vzal tu hokejku a rozje*al ho 😀

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  • May 22, 2019 at 8:48 pm
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    4:10 ta čeština je skvělá 🤣

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  • May 23, 2019 at 7:35 am
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    Cikoky ty čajočky no ci 🅱️🅾️🅰️

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  • May 23, 2019 at 7:11 pm
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    Good video :)! Len tak ďalej chaloši ?!!

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  • May 23, 2019 at 7:29 pm
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    Odkiaľ beriete tie dropy na konci videa??

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  • May 25, 2019 at 5:23 am
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    Česť práci Majka česť práci ako sa vyjebal ten vzadu… super videjko chalani😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • May 25, 2019 at 6:58 am
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    Outro song? PS:Shazam mi to nechce rozpoznať

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  • May 25, 2019 at 12:36 pm
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    Songa na konci ?

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  • May 26, 2019 at 6:24 am
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    Nie ovečky ale Ovečkin debili🤣

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  • May 26, 2019 at 10:29 am
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    Cože cos to řekl ty křupane

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  • May 26, 2019 at 11:14 am
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    8:08 nemá opačné vyhnutie ? 😀

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  • May 26, 2019 at 6:47 pm
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    ti traja v pasikavom, to sú akože vezni? 😂😂😂

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  • May 26, 2019 at 6:49 pm
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    břyndzu 😂😂

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  • May 27, 2019 at 11:30 am
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    Ste !!!Najlepší!!! YouTubery

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  • May 28, 2019 at 6:39 am
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    Šatan sa hlásy😂😂

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  • May 28, 2019 at 2:40 pm
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    Dost blba parodye

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  • May 29, 2019 at 4:53 am
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    Ta baba hra dobre 👍

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  • May 29, 2019 at 3:37 pm
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    Čo ma Miloš za mikinu tu bordovu? Neviete kde ju kupim?

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  • May 31, 2019 at 10:41 am
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    Sokeres 😀

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  • May 31, 2019 at 4:32 pm
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    Nejkidbananas sú podľa mňa úspešní podnikatelia.

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  • May 31, 2019 at 8:54 pm
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    4:31 Zedols mi bacu xd

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  • June 1, 2019 at 6:18 am
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    Hej to outro sa volá DROELOE In time

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  • June 1, 2019 at 10:26 am
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    Dobrá čeština 😂😂

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  • June 2, 2019 at 11:43 am
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    👌👌👌😂

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  • June 3, 2019 at 4:28 am
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    " vaši majů kocovinu nebo co? "

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  • June 3, 2019 at 2:10 pm
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    dalsi diel vagosov

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  • June 3, 2019 at 9:59 pm
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    0:38 nemám čo fajčiť 1:13 mu vypadne krabička cigariet z vačku 😂😂😂👌

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  • June 4, 2019 at 4:55 am
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    Čajočka úplne top 😂😂😂

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  • June 6, 2019 at 9:27 am
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    ta cestina :ddddd

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  • June 6, 2019 at 10:02 pm
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    2:14 to bolo na TikToku 😂😂❤️

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  • June 7, 2019 at 3:33 pm
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    Ja tam chodim yrenovať

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  • June 8, 2019 at 5:11 pm
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    Super. Zkuste prosím video na téma s
    Slováci vs Češi (pokud už ňáky není).

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  • June 8, 2019 at 10:39 pm
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    2:54 jak se najebal vzadu 😄😄😄

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  • June 8, 2019 at 11:12 pm
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    2:52 aby sa Tomáš vo videu nerozjebal :DDDDD

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  • June 9, 2019 at 5:34 pm
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    Což to řekl ti křuple 😀 😀 😀 to ma dostalo 😀 😀

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  • June 10, 2019 at 6:10 pm
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    Siberku vyzuvanu😂😂

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  • June 14, 2019 at 1:02 pm
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    Kamo wtf takhle Češi nemluví já jsem Čech a mluvíš jak buzna popravdě srry

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  • June 19, 2019 at 11:53 am
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    Di si snist tu břindzu vole

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:48 pm
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    “TADY MÁŠ PAŠTIKU VOLE”😂😂😂

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  • June 23, 2019 at 6:56 pm
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    Coš to žek ty kšupane zasranej😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • July 2, 2019 at 6:21 pm
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    Kto pozeral majstrovstva tak like 😁

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  • July 3, 2019 at 7:15 am
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    Prečo ten idiot odsunul tú branku????

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  • July 7, 2019 at 8:06 pm
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    Slovák vs Čech. Ten Čech je dokonalej🤣

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  • July 8, 2019 at 5:49 pm
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    hochu mala 😀

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  • July 9, 2019 at 6:08 pm
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    popičiii

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  • July 11, 2019 at 8:37 pm
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    Srdciar bol strašny

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  • July 12, 2019 at 4:35 am
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    Náhodou jsem na vás narazil a pecka … "tady máš paštiku" 😀
    Jdu teda shlédnout i další videa + odběr. Upřímně si myslím že u nás takováhle vtipná parta na YT není.
    Jen tak dál !

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  • July 12, 2019 at 7:48 am
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    jak se snažil mluvit česky🤣🤣🤣

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  • July 12, 2019 at 9:04 am
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    Krasokorčulovanie tak ma jebne

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  • July 12, 2019 at 11:01 am
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    Jak Mirek mluví Česky😂😂 Dem chcipnul smíchy

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  • July 13, 2019 at 11:48 am
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    Zomrel som 😀 bomba chalani 😂😂😂

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  • July 18, 2019 at 8:08 pm
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    4:10 vypadáš jako Babiš :DD

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  • July 26, 2019 at 5:48 am
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    Michal David 😀

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  • July 27, 2019 at 3:00 pm
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    5:07 nabuduce kricte Slovan hooligans!

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  • July 27, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    Hochu malá 😀 dobré to je kluci !

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:12 am
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    Ste božský Češi. Gggg

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  • July 31, 2019 at 5:55 pm
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    ako sa vola ten song v outru

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  • August 3, 2019 at 8:21 pm
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    hEtryk XDDd

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  • August 5, 2019 at 9:56 am
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    "našiel som, siberku vyžuvanu" 😀 😀 😀 Odjebe asi

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  • August 5, 2019 at 12:46 pm
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    BTW s čechmi sme nahrali lebo boli v B skupine ale ok ):

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  • August 7, 2019 at 3:43 am
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    Chalani smejem sa ako male decko 😀

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  • August 8, 2019 at 11:36 am
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    Prestanťe nadávať

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  • August 8, 2019 at 6:55 pm
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    2:53 jak sa tam zjebal

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  • August 11, 2019 at 11:23 am
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    Proč je to tak vtipný, když si Slováci hrajou na Čechy 😀

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  • August 12, 2019 at 11:48 am
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    2:53 oň spadol tam vzadu

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  • August 15, 2019 at 12:41 pm
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    Song na začátku

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  • August 21, 2019 at 7:36 pm
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    Dokonale vystihnuté :DDD

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  • August 23, 2019 at 1:16 pm
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    Nema to byť keď hrajú Česi a nie češi? Ked sa mylim tak sorry

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  • August 26, 2019 at 2:16 pm
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    To je v Ružinove že

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  • August 27, 2019 at 7:16 pm
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    Popiči ste 😀

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  • August 27, 2019 at 9:06 pm
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    3:42 zdá se mi to nebo mluví skoro stejně jako Babiš? xd

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  • August 29, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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    SLOVÁK vs ČECH to zní jak když mluví Babiš 😀

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  • August 29, 2019 at 3:27 pm
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    Příště jako čëchy nedavejte Pražundy ale raději Moraváky ::D V Praze je to v piči tam zdechl pes

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  • August 30, 2019 at 8:51 am
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    Kamo risa mluvi jak babis😂

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