Unlikely things for a sports commentator to say Wimbledon, day 3, still not seen one fucking womble Pass, pass, pass another pass sorry I’m on Tinder Welcome to coverage of the
first ever Willy Wonker olympics officiated by the umpire, the lumpire and the dupididumpire Oh, and that’s some excellent curling, I have
never seen a dog take a shit like that before And that was 9.6 seconds Sorry darling There is Hamilton, Hamilton is driving at 180 miles an hour this is not the musical I expected Welcome to the Tour de France, presented by
Francis dela Tour de France And now it is just Mo. Farrah against the clock, which doesn’t seem fair, it doesn’t even have legs It is just a clock And he’s gone down in the box,
fair enough it is her birthday Well after arriving at the wrong Nation England
believe they have now arrived at the correct one, they think it’s Moldova that is now And welcome to our 5th day at the Oval today Don’t it go on And that’s a clean entry, very little splashing and a lovely flick at the end, this really is the most
impressive urine sample I’ve ever witnessed Well you have to hand it to relay runner don’t you Ha oh, the parachute has failed to open at 300 metres and you can’t make mistakes like that at this level Oh this is the campest grand national I’ve seen oh sorry it’s the dressage Has that crossed the line? She’s calling HR so I think it did Oh and he scored what a weekend Michael Gove is gunna have

Unlikely things for a sports commentator to say | Mock the Week – BBC

35 thoughts on “Unlikely things for a sports commentator to say | Mock the Week – BBC

  • August 9, 2019 at 3:04 pm
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    3rd

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  • August 9, 2019 at 3:04 pm
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    I've got one: Jimmy Savile is taking a break from the marathon in the back of his caravan humping his way to a youthful finish!

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  • August 9, 2019 at 3:04 pm
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    Hugh Dennis is a national treasure.

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  • August 9, 2019 at 3:05 pm
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    😂😂😂😂

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  • August 9, 2019 at 3:14 pm
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    😆😆😆👏👏

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  • August 9, 2019 at 3:16 pm
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    Vote for the most impressive urine sample 😂

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  • August 9, 2019 at 3:24 pm
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    Hugh Dennis still the funniest one on this show

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  • August 9, 2019 at 3:36 pm
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    Ed Gamble is the best

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  • August 9, 2019 at 3:45 pm
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    For cricket fans:
    Dravid is yet to score a run and Shia LaBeouf is on his way to scream "Hit it, Hit it, Hit it" to his face.

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  • August 9, 2019 at 3:59 pm
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    But your not a women your a man its the man/womens football team

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  • August 9, 2019 at 4:00 pm
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    I remember when mock the week used to be funny

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  • August 9, 2019 at 4:04 pm
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    And here comes Verstappen in the Red Bull. I wasn’t expecting to see beastiality today but here we go.

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  • August 9, 2019 at 5:30 pm
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    That was shite

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  • August 9, 2019 at 5:33 pm
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    That Oopa loompa joke is brilliant haha

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  • August 9, 2019 at 6:00 pm
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    Milton’s Hamilton joke😂

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  • August 9, 2019 at 6:43 pm
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    This show's really gone down the shitter

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  • August 9, 2019 at 8:01 pm
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    When I saw the title for this I pictured a sports narrator loyal to his local team compliment and show appreciation for a ref that gave the narrator's local team a penalty.

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  • August 9, 2019 at 8:03 pm
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    That was funny!

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  • August 9, 2019 at 8:45 pm
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    Not a bit funny. Fake laughter.

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  • August 9, 2019 at 10:26 pm
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    Entry: Roger Federer is grunting quite a lot today, but in all honesty we should really leave him and Mirka alone. Let's get back to the tennis match!

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  • August 9, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    This show was funny a very long time ago when they had talented guests. Not sure why YouTube put this dreadful cringey video on my feed. I didn't even know this nonsense was still on

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  • August 9, 2019 at 11:50 pm
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    why can't I find episode 3 and 4 on BBC iPlayer?

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  • August 10, 2019 at 1:22 pm
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    And the dish is running with the spoon

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  • August 10, 2019 at 10:23 pm
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    And there came the Triple Axel. This european cloning machine is doing wonders for the porn industry.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 10:47 pm
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    He’s the best..no, she’s the best…no, the other one’s funnier with his well rehearsed joke…no, he’s way cooler…pathetic

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  • August 11, 2019 at 8:41 am
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    DON'T PAY THERE WAGES

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  • August 12, 2019 at 10:34 pm
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    Most of these are just variants on jokes we've heard before on the same subject we've had before. The show really is just a tired, unfunny and unoriginal shadow of its former self.

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  • August 13, 2019 at 2:24 pm
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    Why does Ed always keep his face straight when he’s telling a joke. It makes the joke less funny

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  • August 14, 2019 at 9:19 pm
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    That dude looks like a young Steven Fry…

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  • August 14, 2019 at 9:20 pm
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    Best joke: you've got to hand it to relay runners…

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  • August 14, 2019 at 10:10 pm
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    I'm a simple man. I see Rachel Parris, i click.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 9:23 pm
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    Can we get Frankie back pls?

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  • August 23, 2019 at 10:58 am
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    Coming up to the last turn, and ohhh that’s the stuff, quick and tidy.

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    See, that’s how you should turn the omelette over mom.

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