– I HATE TO EVEN BRING THIS UP, BECAUSE WE’RE BOTH
HUGE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS FANS. – [groans] – AND THEY ARE NOT DOING SO WELL
LATELY. – NO, NO.
THAT WAS BRUTAL. – THAT WAS A HARD GAME TO WATCH. – THAT COWBOYS GAME WAS BRUTAL.
– YEAH, THAT WAS– [scattered cheers and applause] WELL, GOOD FOR YOU,
YOU COWBOYS FANS. HAPPY FOR YOU. I MEAN, NO,
THEY PLAYED VERY WELL. ANYWAY, DOES ALEX–
WE’LL JUST IGNORE THAT GAME. BUT DOES ALEX WATCH FOOTBALL
WITH YOU? – YES AND NO. SHE’LL WATCH A GAME. AND SHE DECIDED TO WATCH
THAT PARTICULAR GAME WITH ME, WHICH MADE IT EVEN, YOU KNOW,
HARDER. IT WAS JUST BRUTAL,
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, LIKE, SHE’LL WATCH A LITTLE BIT, AND I’M JUST SITTING THERE,
JUST DEPRESSED. AND THEN SHE’LL GO… [high-pitched French accent]
“OH. IS THAT ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN?” [laughter] “YEAH, YEAH.
COWBOYS JUST SCORED AGAIN.” “OH. “OKAY, SO THE OTHER TEAM,
THE ONE THAT’S LOSING BADLY, THAT’S YOUR TEAM?” [laughter] “YEAH, THAT’S MY TEAM.” “OH, LOOK! “THEY SCORED AGAIN. I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD SCORE
THIS MANY POINTS IN A…” AND I WAS JUST SITTING THERE
GOING, “WHY DON’T YOU GO TO BED? “WHY DON’T YOU– “AND LET OUR CREEPY LITTLE
WHITE KIDS SCARE YOU TO DEATH? WHY DON’T YOU DO THAT?” – OH, GOD. DOES SHE SMOKE,
OR IS THIS JUST SOMETHING SHE DOES
WITH HER FINGERS? – NO, THAT’S JUST HOW I SEE HER,
‘CAUSE SHE’S FRENCH. [laughter and applause] – WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK,
BUT WE’LL BE BACK. [cheers and applause]

Wanda Sykes on Football
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71 thoughts on “Wanda Sykes on Football

  • October 1, 2014 at 9:35 pm
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    FIRST!!

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  • October 1, 2014 at 9:35 pm
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    8 VIEWS

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  • October 1, 2014 at 9:35 pm
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    First comment!!

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  • October 1, 2014 at 9:36 pm
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    THIRD VIEW AND SECOND COMMENT!!

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  • October 1, 2014 at 9:42 pm
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    Fifth!!!

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  • October 1, 2014 at 9:46 pm
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    I wonder if the beginning of all Ellen video comment sections look like a gathering of people who can't count.

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  • October 1, 2014 at 9:52 pm
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    6th comment😘

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  • October 1, 2014 at 9:57 pm
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    Cowboys 🙌💘👌

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  • October 1, 2014 at 9:57 pm
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    COWBOYS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • October 1, 2014 at 9:58 pm
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    Lover her she is hilarious!

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  • October 1, 2014 at 10:00 pm
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    Upload the whole interview !!

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  • October 1, 2014 at 10:23 pm
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    19th! Yeah no one cares…

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  • October 1, 2014 at 10:30 pm
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    Wanda can make you laugh without trying. That's a natural talent.

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  • October 1, 2014 at 10:35 pm
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    I thought she was going to say "I hate to bring this up but we're both lesbians" selective hearing much

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  • October 1, 2014 at 11:16 pm
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    Ellen totaly have to invite the both of them one day! That would be hilarious!!!!

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  • October 1, 2014 at 11:31 pm
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    Can you get bethany mota on the Ellen show

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  • October 2, 2014 at 12:11 am
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    *American Football

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  • October 2, 2014 at 12:34 am
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    COWBOYS!!!

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  • October 2, 2014 at 12:59 am
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    Hahaha! Ellen finally got the joke at the very end. A bit slow there Ellen, but you get a free pass! We love you!

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  • October 2, 2014 at 2:13 am
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    SHE'S FROM THE NEW ADVENTURES OF THE OLD CHRISTINE!!!

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  • October 2, 2014 at 2:24 am
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    I love Wanda Sykes!!

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  • October 2, 2014 at 4:57 am
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    what's her wife's name?

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  • October 2, 2014 at 5:03 am
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    Im not sure why but I always feel like Ellen amps her dialogue when Sykes is around

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  • October 2, 2014 at 5:25 am
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    Omg she's so funny I love her !!

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  • October 2, 2014 at 6:45 am
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    Did Ellen ask about the smoking thing just so that her viewers would understand Wanda's joke? I mean, last season, Wanda did the same smoking thing while talking about Alex and she also explained Alex doesn't really smoke but she sees her like that.

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  • October 2, 2014 at 9:28 am
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    Can you put the entire Wanda interview up please!

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  • October 2, 2014 at 10:13 am
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    wanda always makes me laugh <3

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  • October 2, 2014 at 1:57 pm
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    Is Wandas kids adopted or did her wife carry them by insemination? Anyone knows? I'm curious :p

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  • October 2, 2014 at 5:48 pm
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    Wanda is so funny …always a pleasure to see her on the show!

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  • October 2, 2014 at 7:15 pm
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    I LOVE WANDA SYKES OMFG LOLOLOL

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  • October 3, 2014 at 5:14 am
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    OMG she is so funny

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  • October 3, 2014 at 9:11 pm
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    I love when guests make Ellen like this 😀

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  • October 4, 2014 at 11:53 pm
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    Wanda Sykes is sooo funny! ahahah

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  • October 6, 2014 at 12:46 am
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    Wanda is pure madness😤

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  • October 6, 2014 at 1:17 am
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    Ohhh my god this is so funny I can't stop laughing !! I think I played the video a hundred times.

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  • October 10, 2014 at 1:56 pm
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    come on ellen i do remember she did say before that "she don't smoke..that's only the way i see her" when she was talking the caulk story 🙂

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  • October 14, 2014 at 10:23 pm
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    I could watch Ellen and Wanda videos for the rest of my life and never get sick of them …

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  • November 11, 2014 at 2:16 pm
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    Check out my funny Dorito commercial and swipe the stars out of Crunchy. https://crashthesuperbowl.doritos.com/gallery/submission/3343?filter=

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  • January 17, 2015 at 10:11 pm
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    LOL the funniest woman ever!

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  • March 22, 2015 at 7:52 pm
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    I love wanda sykes sooo much!! her with ellen are amazing and hilarious!

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  • May 30, 2015 at 1:39 am
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    "Why don't you go to bed?" Lol

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  • July 1, 2015 at 7:57 pm
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    Wanda you are hilarious!!

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  • October 17, 2015 at 6:34 pm
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    I can't be the only one who loves this two women! They're hilarious!!!!

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  • December 15, 2015 at 6:17 pm
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    You have to bring here wife😂😂

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  • June 1, 2016 at 11:37 am
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    i love Ellen And Wanda i wish i 'll meet them snd be best friends with them both……

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  • January 30, 2017 at 11:08 am
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    I almost cried! Wanda is number 1 comedian

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  • February 19, 2017 at 10:56 am
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    Ellen: "Does she smoke"? Wanda: "No this is just how I see her because she's french". Me: CTFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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  • March 21, 2017 at 10:00 pm
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    "Why don't you go to bed for a little bit" 😂😂😂😂

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  • November 5, 2017 at 6:55 pm
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    That reminds me of how Robin Williams used to mimic the French

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  • November 11, 2017 at 8:16 pm
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    I love when she does the smoking part!

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  • December 7, 2017 at 10:21 pm
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    Anyone Else Binge Watchin Ellen & Wanda Videos??

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  • December 28, 2017 at 11:50 am
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    Yeah 😂 I'm more into 🏃 the entire league, rather than playing. Motivational speaker team leader. Working on reforming the game Vince lambardi style. Respectable players only. Get caught gang banging your out if the leauge "ps" you wanna be a living thug life we got plenty of talent willing to step up and take your spot happily. Football players are role models not gangsters "Guess what the streets happily take ungrateful thugs who don't appreciate the good graces that was installed to you by God.

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  • January 4, 2018 at 2:26 am
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    Anyone else enjoying a Wanda on Ellen binge?!
    Just me? Ok.

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  • January 12, 2018 at 5:21 pm
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    Well, we Europeans have no idea how American football works, so Wanda's wife's reaction is totally relateable to me, lol!

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  • January 29, 2018 at 10:15 am
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    I love Wanda so much

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  • February 26, 2018 at 5:12 am
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    Lmao she said "our creepy little white kids" 💀

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  • August 19, 2018 at 12:17 pm
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    Omgoodness What is wrong with Wanda ?!! She is out of comtrol funny 😂

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  • August 29, 2018 at 2:02 am
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    "Creepy little white kids" 😂😂😂😂😂 i can't

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  • September 24, 2018 at 2:58 pm
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    Why don't you just…….Go. To. Bed. Every married couple ever.

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  • February 20, 2019 at 12:36 am
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    I can watch this lady all day

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  • March 10, 2019 at 11:30 pm
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    "let our creepy little white kids scare you to death?" wow she should not have chosen to have "white kids" or a "white wife"

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  • March 31, 2019 at 2:44 pm
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    Now is not. Good time

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  • June 19, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    I forgot she is from New Orleans

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  • June 24, 2019 at 11:37 pm
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    Sykes is as good as Jonathan Winters.Pure genius.

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  • July 23, 2019 at 2:19 pm
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    “Our creepy little white kids.”

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  • August 10, 2019 at 2:55 pm
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    I started to binge watch Wanda Sykes videos, and still due, because she is just SO good!

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  • August 29, 2019 at 12:27 am
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    All way’s she does make feel something about this what now she is saying in nice way

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