D: Hi hi hohoho P: Hello DanAndPhilGAMES… sports fans D: this… P: That was rubbish I’m sorry D: Sports fans? That’s the worst one you’ve ever done P:Well, at first I was going to say “balls” and I was like No D:No P:And then sport, fans. D:Thats just got weird. D:Hi, how you doing P: *sways from side to side* I’ve cracked out the sexy zebra santa hat again D:You can’t even see my ant- l-look at this D: D:Look how am I- maybe I need to- P: You need to bend it D:I need to do that P: Yeah like a sad reindeer P: (laughs) it’s like Rudolf got hit by a car Kill Me D: And today, we are back in the lounge playing on the Kinect
P:Yep D:You know that thing that doesn’t work D:And we our doing our WORST NIGHTMARE *strange laugh* (Sure Dan) D: Sports P: Yeah, we’re playing Kinect Sports P: I don’t know why we decided to play this D:It’s an entire game themed around doing exercise D: Where you actually have to stand up and do exercise (Honestly who has time to exercise lol) P:And as we’re both equally terrible at everything sport *Dan sways* D: *Interrupts Phil* And I need revenge for the dancing game P: This could be a DAN VS PHIL (Insert explosion) D:We are filling up that board this December
P:Yeah D:Alright P: *points* Look how juicy it is (wtf phil) D:Phi,l where is the bubble bobble one? D:You keep putting- Phil keeps using blue tack instead of sellotape
P:It keeps falling off! D:And then the stickers keep falling off P:Wait, there she is P:Look how juicy it’s looking now *weird arm movements* D:That is so juicy Phil. P:Yeah P:I just want to keep doing this *continues with the weird arm moving* D:(very uncomfortable) Please stop P:Okay! P:So- D:*interrupts Phil again” Here we are in the game! Look P:Look at us! D:This is scanning us way better than the Japan Dance P:Oooh you can see I’m touching my head! D: We could just do the japan dance thing now D: And yeah and yeah, I’m doing the dance! *strange dance movements and noises from D&P* D: Do do do do P: Ba ba ba ba D:Let’s take a moment to appreciate my Xbox avatar P:What’s that on your eyes, like Google Glass? D:It’s like a- D:a Googl-Google Glass P:It looks like a Google glass! D:No, it’s like a Dragon Ball-Z power level reader. P:Ohh You are not over 9000 Phil, you’re a- you’re a 3 D:Nice picture there. P:Thank you P: tried hard with it. D:There we are P:Look at me! In X-box mode P:I’ve got old school Phil hair D: Awwwww ❤️ D: *gags* P:Bleh D:Look at that perv taking photos of us in the background P: Whoa-wha-what? We didn’t ask for that. D: S-stop! Baka! P:Stop it! D:I mean it says that is danisnotonfire but obviously the spiritual void the- that’s me P:That is dansinotonfire. D:That’s me. P:Anyway let’s play the game Funny fact, the guy that narrates this game is also the same person that narrates Buzz! (neat) Oh I thought I recognised that voice! It’s a small voice acting world in the UK He’s cashing it in with these games isn’t he! D: Wow actual minions P: WOOAH D: wow, oh my god.. P: Stand for me D: It’s like Tatinof hasn’t ended (too soon) D: Ready! P: Alright pick a red team mascot D:Who’s red team? Is that you? P: I’m gonna be the- I’m red team P: I’m going to be the snowman D:
(singing) Do you want to be a snowman? P: Yes, it’s kind of terrifying though, isn’t it? D: That is a long carrot *winks*(shut up) D:I mean, I’m literally the shark from the Katy Perry Superbowl performance D: So there we go D: Everybody get your left shark dance moves on P: Bring it on
D: Snowman vs shark (i would watch that) P: Time to feel chilled, mate No- We’re starting with javelin? D: Oh no
P: Oh god One of us gets to have, like, a sarcastic seat in the corner
Yeah I think it’s you first so I’m gonna sit here Okay Here we go Right Phil, grasp your javelin Grasping the javelin
Here we go Right, now run!
Running! Running! And go!
Go! Oh my fricking god
Oh my god that was actually good (rude) Yes! That was like 60 meters, wasn’t it? 64 meters As if you could actually throw a javelin 64 meters
I could (sure) I was good at athletics at school. It was the only thing I could do Long jump – 4th best I mean obviously ’cause we’re fricking giraffes Yeah I just have to step and I beat everyone Here we go! Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Beat your best, Phil. Beat your best You can do this Oooooh
Wow Oh my – oh my. What, no no no no Noo That was incredible Was that a world record? I’m pretty sure That’s like actually – would be a world record If that happened
Oh my God Okay Sharky’s time to shine The key is to run really slowly Is it? Yeah Shut up! This guy D: Okay D: Got my javelin D: And-
P: Snazzy javelin D: Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go D: Whoosh P: *laughs* P: Wow P: Good one, Dan D: Sit down!
P: Twelve-
D: Sit down! D: Okay D: Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go D: Whoosh P: Oh oh oh! D: NOOOOOO
P: YES P: Take that arm P: Pank D: Okay D: You’re just like this ’cause you knew if it was in real life you would have impaled somebody in the crowd P: Probably D: I got WRECKED D: Look at that P: If this was real life I would have impaled myself with the javelin D: I mean, like, Olympic fail compilation on YouTube P: Oh yeah, 100 points for Phillybobs! P: Why do you get 50? P: Just for showing up
D: Because , well I got half your score P: Ah…
D: I mean, that’s fair enough D: Next one is ‘Target Kick’ P: Oh my God D: Oh no, we were complaining about being in goal in that Bishi Bashi video, and here we are! P: Oh no, this is happening now! P: So I’ve got to kick the targets D: Okay, go Phil! D: Start kicking balls!
P: Bam, bam! D: Yes!
P: Oh my God! D: Okay P: I’m terrible!
D: Wow, that alien in goal is pretty good P: Primary school flashbacks! D: Phil! D: (surprised) You’re actually doing okay D: You’ve gotten three P: Ah! D: Wow P: Alright! I’m actually – I’m doing alright D: You’re not doing bad D: Phil, go left! Up! D: (sarcastic )Oh no P: Stop it! Stop it! D&P: Okay P: I’m doing it, I’m doing it D: That alien is like literally me in goal
P: Right- P: I think the aim is to, like, aim as much as you can P: Wait, wait, wait D: You’re joking about being terrible but you’re actually really good P: I’ve got eleven D: Phil, have you been lying to us and you’re actually really good at sport
P: *laughs* P: I’m secretly a premiership footballer
D: *laughs* D: Here we go! D: Right, kick there! kick there!
P: Kick those balls D: Kick there D: Right, yes! Kick there! P: Aim for the alien D: Get out of the fricking way D: Look at this guy, he’s like cheating
P: The photographer’s back P: The photographer’s back D: Stop perving on me D: I’m trying to do the-
P: Twelve seconds!
D: Oh my God P: Ten P: *counting down* 10… 9…
D: How many did you get D: How many did you get?!
P: 8… P: I got 12 D: Oh god D: Okay… wait, wait, here we go! D: One there! One there! D: One there! D: One there! D: Another one in the corner D: YES D: Get your Phil out D: Get your Phil out for the lads P: What does that even mean? D: Who are ya
P: Ooooooh D: FOOTBALL
P: Yeah D: And what’s the next one P: Haikyu! D: Sexy Brazil Haikyu P: Amazing D: But what does this mean? Are we, like, doing this against each other?
P: That’s what season 2 should be P: Yeah, I think we’re playing together
D: We’re ACTUALLY playing against each other now P: Oh my God
D: Okay, no presh D: What do we do? P: I don’t know. I don’t know what I’m doing! D: Okay, here we go
P: Oh, you’re firing at me D: Running AND… D: HIYAH P: BAH
D: Kageyama super quick! P: Woo
D: Okay D: Right, it’s coming over D: That’s good, okay GAME: Now’s your chance D: Don’t mind, don’t mind D: Yes! D: Jump slam! D: Oh my God. Yes, I’ve done the quick
P: Smack, smack D: Alright, Karasuno. You can do this! SLAM! P: SLAM
D: BOOM D: Yes! D: Holy shit, we haven’t dropped the ball yet P: Oh!
D: This is lit D: Here we go! SMACK
P: This is it, this is it! P: Die!
D: Alright GAME: 0:1. Match point P: Noooo D: RIP my reindeer antlers, but they’re just not gonna survive this game D: I’ll pick them up later, okay?
P: Okay D: Your turn to serve, Phil P: Here we go P: KABLAM D: Oh, good one

WE ACTUALLY EXERCISE! – Dan vs. Phil: KINECT SPORTS
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100 thoughts on “WE ACTUALLY EXERCISE! – Dan vs. Phil: KINECT SPORTS

  • September 21, 2018 at 1:03 pm
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    the world record javelin throw is 99.72 meters so he wasn't far off

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  • September 22, 2018 at 10:21 pm
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    I'm so proud of them exercising

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  • September 24, 2018 at 3:34 pm
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    Dan believes in phil more than phil believes in himslef

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  • September 24, 2018 at 3:35 pm
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    I love gow they get excited over being good at Kinect sports 😂

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  • September 24, 2018 at 3:38 pm
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    Phil- ive got mad skills bc i played ping pong with my old grandma one day of the year
    Well yeah thats how professional players are made

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  • September 27, 2018 at 8:48 pm
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    GOD FOOKING POOP ON A POOP FOOK

    That's gonna be my senior quote

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  • October 5, 2018 at 9:07 am
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    eXcErSiCe

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  • October 8, 2018 at 7:33 am
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    "210 YARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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  • October 18, 2018 at 5:28 pm
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    I have achievements in Kinect Sports

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  • October 26, 2018 at 12:56 am
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    This reminded me of when my best friend and I were supposed to run and use the remote as a motion detector. But we didn't run or excersize we sat moving our arms in the "running" motion on the couch while eating chex mix.

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  • October 29, 2018 at 5:15 am
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    Daanny shark doo doo doo doo doo doo danny shark doo doo doo doo doo doo danny shark doo doo doo doo doo doo danny shark-

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  • October 29, 2018 at 5:16 am
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    🎵Does phil wanna be a snowman🎵-

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  • October 29, 2018 at 5:18 am
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    I'm sorry-

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  • October 30, 2018 at 1:18 am
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    god frooking poop on a poop fook

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  • October 30, 2018 at 9:16 am
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    3:40 You called

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  • November 4, 2018 at 5:34 pm
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    WHAT IS THAT THING DAN ALWAYS SCREAMS WHAT HE DOES IT A LOT

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  • November 11, 2018 at 9:14 am
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    I coulnt take dan serously when the antlers are flipping over for the whole video😂😂😂

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  • November 15, 2018 at 3:38 am
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    GET YOUR PHIL OUT
    GET YOUR PHIL OUT FOR THE L A D S

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  • November 17, 2018 at 12:16 am
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    3:53
    HA!😂😂😂😂

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  • November 17, 2018 at 12:23 am
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    “god frooking poop on a poop fook”
    “taste my bowling!”

    this is who we stan

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  • November 17, 2018 at 10:21 pm
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    This is the closest thing Dan and Phil with get to exercise 😂

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  • November 24, 2018 at 2:04 am
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    3:14 dan's face lmao

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  • November 24, 2018 at 6:34 pm
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    7:21 I HEAR RIHANNA

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  • November 24, 2018 at 8:05 pm
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    10:17 BABUSE

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  • December 2, 2018 at 3:46 am
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    I actually exercised today for an hour and I got this in my notification, idk how this knows that I wanted to see you guys doing some exercise.

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  • December 7, 2018 at 1:33 pm
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    get your phil out for the lads

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  • December 9, 2018 at 6:16 pm
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    i’d love to see them try to play football (english football)

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  • December 11, 2018 at 11:27 pm
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    EXPLOSIONS AND WORDS?!
    WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • December 17, 2018 at 9:08 pm
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    I'm that one person in p.e who just stands there doing nothing

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  • December 19, 2018 at 1:22 am
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    Dan staring at Phil's bum* 'ya Phil. So juchy'

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  • December 29, 2018 at 5:24 pm
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    THEY KNOW HAIKYUU-??!
    ILOVETHEMEVENMORENOW

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  • January 4, 2019 at 8:02 pm
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    10:16

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  • January 10, 2019 at 9:07 am
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    When will they realize that Baka “ばか“ means stupid/idiot

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  • January 10, 2019 at 7:58 pm
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    I was not prepared for the haikyuu!! references and it just made my day SO much better 😀 thanks Dan <3

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  • January 11, 2019 at 7:26 pm
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    10:16 literally the best bit

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  • January 12, 2019 at 9:32 pm
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    Spoonys

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  • January 22, 2019 at 12:25 am
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    Get yah fil oout 4 da ladddds

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  • January 27, 2019 at 10:06 pm
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    4:59 excuse me danyul what were you reaching for

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  • January 29, 2019 at 6:22 pm
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    Does anyone here think that it’s sad that I want an XBox 360 Kinect in 2019 for just Dance Central 2 or 3?

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  • February 1, 2019 at 1:25 am
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    3:51–3:54 all that buildup for laughing so hard

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  • February 2, 2019 at 10:57 am
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    They’re on hiatus so I’m stuffing my face with their old content

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  • February 5, 2019 at 1:21 am
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    10:16

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  • February 6, 2019 at 11:23 pm
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    0:25 literally the cutest thing I am about to explode
    explosion
    News reporter: An explosion destroyed Wales and it is no longer a country, the cause of the explosion is this clip from a youtube video
    the UK explodes

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  • February 13, 2019 at 10:17 am
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    "i'm under water but i'm lit"

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  • February 17, 2019 at 4:51 pm
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    Pause at 0:26 🙁 he’s adorably sad

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  • February 22, 2019 at 3:58 am
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    2019?

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  • March 2, 2019 at 4:52 pm
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    That moment of happiness when you find a Dan and Phil Video you haven’t watched

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  • March 10, 2019 at 1:22 am
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    I love how Dan slaps Phill and then yells at him🤦‍♀️😂 Also 2019 anyone?

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  • March 16, 2019 at 2:46 am
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    'Get your Phil out for the lads'
    Yet another thing they are getting out for the lads. 😉

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  • March 18, 2019 at 8:49 pm
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    I am slightly triggered by the fact that there are so many places where Dan's stickers could go that would allow him to fit more stickers. If you can't tell I don't know the word.

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  • March 23, 2019 at 8:56 am
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    I envy younger me. I managed to break my kinect sports within a month of having it from using it so much, and now I get out of breath from walking up a flight of stairs.

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  • March 27, 2019 at 7:26 pm
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    2:31 Dan: that is a long carrot winks
    me: currently trying to bite through a big carrot

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  • March 27, 2019 at 7:28 pm
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    104 meters is the javelin throw world record

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  • March 30, 2019 at 9:39 pm
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    I love how dan blames phil for him hitting phil in the face

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  • April 2, 2019 at 7:07 am
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    This was more than 2 years ago?!

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  • April 2, 2019 at 4:24 pm
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    As someone who grew up playing this game for WAY TOO MANY HOURS, you guys actually p much sucked and my 12 year old self would EVISCERATE you both but no ggwp

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  • April 6, 2019 at 10:27 pm
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    🥐

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  • April 16, 2019 at 4:54 am
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    I've replayed the Dan javelin part way too many times HAHAHA

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  • April 19, 2019 at 2:07 am
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    Phanta hat

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  • April 25, 2019 at 3:21 am
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    Dan: WHO WOULD PUT THAT ON FACEBOOK?!
    Also Dan: puts the whole thing on YouTube

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  • May 5, 2019 at 11:47 pm
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    “SHUT UP!…. this guyyyy” i love them omg

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  • May 6, 2019 at 6:20 am
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    Dan's face at 0:25

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  • May 19, 2019 at 7:17 pm
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    He put AMazingcarrot…. WHAR%UIPT/&GHK

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  • May 20, 2019 at 5:42 pm
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    Phil: hello danandphilgames sports fans
    Me: what about hello danandphilgames athletes

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  • May 23, 2019 at 8:55 pm
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    Sports PHANS…
    …I’ll just let myself out…

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  • June 11, 2019 at 9:49 pm
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    Dan: who are ya who are ya
    FOOTBALL
    Phil: yeah!
    I have a stitch from laughing 😂😂😂

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  • June 14, 2019 at 4:31 pm
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    who's watching old DvP vids, because they took a break? 😛

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  • June 17, 2019 at 1:05 am
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    phil: walks right up to the camera, absolutely astonished "was that a world record?"

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  • June 17, 2019 at 9:24 am
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    The nostalgia is hitting and I'm not okay

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  • June 19, 2019 at 12:41 am
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    Because of this channel, I have now mastered the one handed clap by vigorously shaking my wrists in anticipation.

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  • June 19, 2019 at 2:46 am
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    Lol Dan is actually a fast runner

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  • June 19, 2019 at 11:37 am
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    Love this video

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  • June 20, 2019 at 2:35 pm
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    dan’s shirt is attacking me

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  • June 21, 2019 at 7:09 am
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    Phil- Was that a world record?
    Dan in the background- :O

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  • June 23, 2019 at 1:44 pm
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    "And we're doing OUR WORST NIGHTMARE…


    Sports"

    This is a mood.

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  • June 26, 2019 at 10:36 pm
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    8:35 😂😂

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  • June 28, 2019 at 6:15 am
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    god frooking poop on a poop fook
    – dan howel 2016

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  • June 28, 2019 at 5:55 pm
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    God frickitty on a frick frook

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  • July 8, 2019 at 7:33 pm
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    No matter how hard i try, I’ll always be a dan.

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  • July 9, 2019 at 5:08 am
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    pouty daniel is the best daniel

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  • July 11, 2019 at 8:22 am
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    10:16

    Your welcome

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  • July 11, 2019 at 9:35 am
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    ahhh the haikyuu references. my little weaboo heart

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  • July 11, 2019 at 11:31 am
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    the world record for javelin throwing is held by Jan Železný at 98.48m from 1996 (this is the record as of 2017)

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  • July 11, 2019 at 11:58 pm
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    The actual javelin throwing world record (as of 2017) is 98.48 meters. Jesus.

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  • July 14, 2019 at 5:43 pm
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    phil lester has a 5 squat limit

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  • July 15, 2019 at 1:53 am
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    I replayed the hurdles so many times

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  • July 16, 2019 at 6:37 am
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    2:32 >wink<

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  • July 16, 2019 at 9:22 pm
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    why have I disliked this video?

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  • July 17, 2019 at 4:55 pm
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    11:33 his running HITS DIFFERENT

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  • July 20, 2019 at 6:20 pm
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    "god frooking poop on a poop fook" that's going to be my senior quote

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  • July 21, 2019 at 2:50 am
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    3:54 me when I shoot my shot

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  • July 24, 2019 at 4:05 am
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    I. Am. The best. Sport! 😂😂😂😂

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  • July 26, 2019 at 5:10 pm
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    I appreciate Dan's avatar in this video but really his new one is something else 👌

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  • July 30, 2019 at 1:10 pm
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    "Who would put that on facebook?" -Dan Howell, 5 minutes before putting it on youtube

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  • August 3, 2019 at 10:02 pm
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    Yesterday I has to tell my mom fish don't have legs but Dan proved me wrong

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  • August 5, 2019 at 5:56 am
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    I can’t stop looking at dan’s shirt

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  • August 5, 2019 at 7:13 pm
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    …Thank god, I'm not their neighbor! I'd be so annoyed by all the noises lol Even though I think they'd be the nicest, sweetest neighbors one could have.

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  • August 7, 2019 at 3:55 am
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    the amount of haikyuu references made in this entire video….

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  • August 13, 2019 at 1:34 pm
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    i literally almost spat my tea all over my computer.

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  • August 16, 2019 at 3:50 pm
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    We need part 2 of this 😂

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