By the way, the NFL
players aren’t the only ones– back on the prompter–
making news. Let’s take a look
at some lesser-known athletes around the world. Lights Out sports update, guys. -Whoa! -Ladies and gentlemen,
Bob Mowry here. Welcome to the Lights Out
Sports Update. Taking a look around the world to find the finest examples
of raw athleticism and some of the most intense
competition on planet Earth. We begin tonight
in the Caribbean, a truly beautiful place
to be kidnapped. Well, it’s fun in the sun
as we cruise at Saint Thomas, and it’s time
for the belly-flop competition. This year they’ve got
this huge monitor up so people can watch the action while they’re taking shits,
literally, off the side
of the (bleep) boat. And our first contestant,
boy, he’s white as (bleep). Looks like he’s never taken
his shirt off before. And who the (bleep)
can blame him? Throw that whale
back in the water. And he dives in for a real pathetic
(bleep) flop. Looks like he tried to break
the fall with his arms. What a (bleep) pussy. Hey, Pillsbury,
go get your (bleep) doughboy. Next up, we’re sent to Omaha
and check in on the World Series
of Not Having any Friends. There we got a little
ping-pong, party of one. Tonight’s game is brought
to you by Greg’s divorce, proud sponsor of killing time
while you wait to die. Oh! My gosh! And he is down. He just got titty-(bleep) right
in the soft part of his skull by the long dick of gravity. And the winner
for the fifth year in a row is the ping-pong table. Well, next up, let’s go see
what they’re doing in India besides taking
five goddamn hours to tell me how to get back
into my (bleep) e-mail account. And get a load of Sanji. Jesus. Just cracking the shit
out of these coconuts like he’s making piña coladas. He’s set for life if they
ever open up a Señor Frog’s in Bangladesh. And, Spade, a quick update. I’m being told these women
attempted to drive, and it was this
or pay a seven dollar fine. And finally, yodel-lay-hee-haw,
(bleep)-eroos. Let’s hit the slopes in Zurich. And we’re coming to you live from the inside
of Charlie Sheen’s nose, where these two are
in a high-speed pursuit to track down the polar bear
that (bleep) their wives. Oh! Holy mother of nut sacks! They are down. And here comes help… Nope. That dude doesn’t give
a half a (bleep). He’s in a hurry to get down
to Dumb Orange Pants R Us or whatever
its (bleep) name is. Well, that’s it for
the Lights Out Sports Update. I’m Bob Mowry. Back to you
in the studio, Dave. -(cheering, applause)
-Loved it. Thanks, Bob. Oh, boy.

Weird and Wild Sports Updates from Around the World (feat. Bob Menery) – Lights Out with David Spade
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41 thoughts on “Weird and Wild Sports Updates from Around the World (feat. Bob Menery) – Lights Out with David Spade

  • September 12, 2019 at 7:00 pm
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    Love these clips

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  • September 12, 2019 at 7:15 pm
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    Ridiculous! Thank you, Spade!!

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  • September 12, 2019 at 7:22 pm
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    Too mean. Too many expletives.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 7:22 pm
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    David spade king of late night lol thats was so funny

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  • September 12, 2019 at 7:29 pm
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    By far the funniest clip yet 🤣🤣🤣

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  • September 12, 2019 at 7:33 pm
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    Are those the same two women who were fucking a polar bear in fear and loathing in Las Vegas?

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  • September 12, 2019 at 7:34 pm
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    That commentator killed it

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  • September 12, 2019 at 7:34 pm
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    Keep it clean voice over guy. You're never going to be edgy.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 7:57 pm
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    Cursing overload.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 7:58 pm
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    That was terrible.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 8:16 pm
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    Holy shit this was funny!

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  • September 12, 2019 at 8:17 pm
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    Spade!

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  • September 12, 2019 at 8:33 pm
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    dude the women driving line and the charlie sheen's nose line got me

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  • September 12, 2019 at 8:34 pm
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    That's the lol-est thing I've seen on LO….

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  • September 12, 2019 at 9:31 pm
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    Omg funniest clip I watched today… hilarious af.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 9:38 pm
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    Now that was pretty funny. Stick with that shit.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 9:41 pm
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    😂😂😂

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  • September 12, 2019 at 9:55 pm
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    Inside Charlie Sheens nose!

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  • September 12, 2019 at 10:17 pm
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    Since when do they use the word fuck on Comedy Central?

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  • September 12, 2019 at 10:40 pm
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    Sounds like 'Murica's knock off version of 'Ozzy Man Reviews' :/

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  • September 12, 2019 at 11:16 pm
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    Meh

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  • September 12, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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    Everyone cant be Ozzy Man Reviews. Maybe an accent would make it funnier?

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  • September 12, 2019 at 11:36 pm
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    you paid for someone to write that?

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  • September 12, 2019 at 11:44 pm
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    This is some halfassed effort aired on Mtv kinda bs

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  • September 12, 2019 at 11:52 pm
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    ‘He just got titty-fucked in the skull by the long dick of gravity’
    .
    👏…………👏………………..👏

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  • September 12, 2019 at 11:53 pm
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    Pay a $7 fine 🤣🤣

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  • September 13, 2019 at 12:50 am
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    Commentary sucked.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 1:52 am
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    The love child of Cheap Seats and Mystery Science Theater 3000!

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  • September 13, 2019 at 2:30 am
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    Me like

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  • September 13, 2019 at 4:47 am
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    Best Fucking part of this entire show so far!!!

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:15 am
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    Lol. Well done! 😂

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  • September 13, 2019 at 11:56 am
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    If this is meant to be a parody of Ozzy man reviews, it's kinda ok. If it's meant to be it's own bit, this is shite.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 3:41 pm
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    I hope Ozzyman is getting credit/paid for this…

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  • September 13, 2019 at 5:20 pm
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    More Sports Updates!!

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  • September 14, 2019 at 3:40 am
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    Trumptards don’t get it

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  • September 14, 2019 at 5:53 am
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    His is the funniest late night show tied with, yet completely different than, Conan. Bonus that both have free apps to their channels too.

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  • September 14, 2019 at 1:32 pm
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    Hey Spade, stop stealing my moves

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  • September 14, 2019 at 2:58 pm
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    Very funny. Keep them coming

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  • September 14, 2019 at 4:09 pm
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    Bob, not funny

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  • September 15, 2019 at 8:59 am
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    1:52 it looked like he deSTROYED her hand!!! Looks like it shattered & went completely limp!!

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  • September 15, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    Good watch

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