Robin: How Ethan: *Laughs like a maniacal villain* R: Why? You’re such a mean person (more maniacial laugh) Jack: HEY! Hey hey, I just got here and I’m not wanna having a bad time R: Punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch J: But why you guys? R: Hurray J: Here we go! J: Are you guys ready to die?
R: Here we go! J: OW JESUS *All screaming*
E: Oh shit I didnt… J: AHHH MAN *Ethan screaming* E: Stahp E: Stahp J: I am dead already!
R: Wow E: How do you pick up a gun? E: OW J: Walk into it
R: Walk on it E: Ok J: “Y” throws things aswell *Strange noises from all* J: Kill each other for my amusement
E: Gonna get ya, gonna get ya J: Wait we even have more health and I got pushed off?! R: Oh yeah
J: This is a bunch of shit E: Hold on Hold on, I have to adjust the volume R: Oh shit
E: There we go R: Have a snake *Ethan screaming* E: THE SNAKES ARE EATING ME ALIVE J: They’re eating him!!
*Robin laughing* R: And then they’re gonna eat…
E: And then they’re gonna eat me!!! E: Oh wait I just ran off a ledge
J: THEN HAVE A FIZZY DRINK J: Have a fizzy drink! J: AAAAAAAH NO! What the fuck??? R: Okay wait no one do anything E: I’m so confused J: What pushed me??
R: Nobody do anyhting E: Okay I’m not doing anything Robin: Hello, I’m yellow Jack: I’m red! Ethan: I’m blue R: And we punch with X and jump, and you auto pick up weapons R: That’s all you need to know! Snakes bite everyone E: Oh shit E: I don’t want- AH! Stop it snake. the snakes keep biting me and shoving me off the ledge
R: Now you know. Now you know the rules of the game R: Shit… Hey I won J: What happened??? R: I Won! Duh, cause I’m the best
J: Apparently J: Imma stay here R: Gun!
J: No I’m not R: Lets just stand still and watch Ethan kill himself E: NO! It will not happen E: It will not happen! I know what I’m doing. I know what I’m doing. I know what I’m doing R: You don’t know what you’re doing
J: Ah, why didn’t I pick up the gun J: I don’t… Whoa whoa whoa, SIR, SIR… FUCK
E: Hah! Gotcha *All laughing* J: So the Desert Eagle is still a one shot kill
E: Shit shit, No! *Ethan screaming* E: HELLO! No no, don’t die. Don’t die, don’t die R: Oh shit no J: How did you do that? J: Pure- pure fluke! R: I want it. I got greedy *Ethan humming* J: What the..? Oh for f-
R: Oh shit! Oh shit J: Oh Jesus, oh Jesus, oh God J: YAY!!! hahaha
E: I’m over here and just ate shit R: That’s cause you jumped at the wrong time
J: I win by default! J: DEFAULT E: Stupid
R: Oooh what is that? J: I’m lagging all over the place for some reason E: Yeah, whenever the big explodeys happen that’s when I lag a lot J: Yeah, I killed myself
E: OH NO J: Aww Its only cause I’m already dead E: Did I win I thought that I sniped you as I was falling J: Oh the sword came back, oh crap
R: Oh yes! J: Yeah stuff’s-
E: OH NO OH NO OH!! J: OH GOD, JESUS CHRIST E: Are you out of here? J: Stuff is just teleporting on my screen R: What happened to me? J: You shot and you launched yourself
E: This is so hectic R: Yeah but I did- oh oh ooohhhhh J: Fuck y’all. Fuck y’all! J: Fuck! Ow God E: Fuck ya chicken strips J: NOOOOOOOOOO COME ON E: Yes, I think I’ve won- E: 50% of the rounds
R: Uh oh R: get out here E: I’m just gonna let you guys do your thing J: That’s your fault Robin R: I know, we should have bonded together
J: You started that shit E: Okay, okay okay, it’s all about-
J: Oh God E: Its all about knowing what you’re doing E: Ahhh stop
J: Which none of us do J: Yeah, I guess. Yaaaay J: Oh god okay be careful
E: I have no idea how to play this J: Oh no this isn’t the one that does that E: Oh yes E: OHHHH YEAH
J: What the fuck? J: BYEEE R: This is the fun one right? Yeah it is J: Oh no
E: What is this? E: OHHHHHH OH NO PLEASE R: ow ow ow J: Why don’t you take a spin doctor? E: NOO, I do not want to take a spin! How are you still here?? J: I never- AAAAAHHHH J: Oh I won R: How do you win you were off screen?
J: I never die R: Fear E: Heroes never die J: Ah shit! What the fuck? E: Uh oh
J: Oh shit E: Oh no J: Ayayayayayayayayayay
E: NO! COME BACK J: W- awwwwwww
R: Yeah! J: My fuckin’ bullets reflected and killed me E: Dammit R: It says “6” after you, I dunno why J: 6ms?
R: Do you have 6- R: No just a “6” ow, why?
E: Ow ow ow ow R: I’m really curious
E: OW PLE E: Please don’t murder me R: Do it
*All screaming* J: Fucker!! R: Oh, all the weapons land on top Now no fair This is there’s so much going on yeah, yeah, man, they might want that gun just teleported ouch ouch Snake hey snake gun sue they getcha No no I’m fine out I’m pretending I’m on an air horn have fun ladies Pretending you’re on an airport yeah on the escalator That’s embarrassing Okay, seriously that good just like magically teleported into your hand you’re gonna look at this when you’re editing and be like what the fuck No, I have horse powers Snakes out of here there’s also a snake a Gatling gun. Oh, yeah Yeah, which is the most oh? I’m just gonna stay down here and bounce on my own Oh Oh cuz even happening Yes, try to get this I don’t get to you. Oh, hell yeah It’s a jelly yes. I’m just gonna Just teleported Have no idea what happened in that round What’s happening in any round Happening to these weapons Oh get your fucking snakes out of here I died no There’s no skill involved in this I know it’s Just barely Oh, No okay, we haven’t even levels yet shit true. We haven’t had a boss fight. There’s balls boss fights yeah No fuck hey one yeah, how did you one way one? Human shield the walls okay, hello Wow I don’t know Just good coop son go good friend Sorry let’s have it how do I aim? I don’t know You’re just full of sneeze give me the wickedness no I was duping Dookie stop Yeah, you could shoot change Move so fast, and I don’t know where I’m going yeah Victor winter way is a way to time guys Oh Destroy these Yeah, so you could destroy all the ice blocks and that is the worst fucking gun to have I just want to see things break, okay Fuck you, I think it’s lunch Whose hands oh yeah, I was like okay, how about you and then I know? And you know then I know right out of there. No oh no. I I’m in the wall. Yeah. You are up mind I’m fine now. I’m fine oh Fuck get out of here get out. No Shit, I didn’t get the snake snakes Don’t do that please but good idea sneaky snakes. Oh wait, and I will get in here with my Sneaky’s Waiting I don’t know Why killing you come on just let us live we’ve tried so hard Jesus What happened you what the hell was I teleported you like ghosted through yeah Oh Stupid Why are you stupid? I don’t know please I asked my sister. Oh sniper. No let me get the weapon ha ha ha Keep goofing yo I’m not gonna. Okay. I’m not good at aiming I Kept throwing a gun up and grabbing another on throwing and grabbing on my screen you were just standing still like floating in mid-air Oh really And every time you do that the hair game nice ha I Haven’t won a game in forever Oh, I’ll pour you maybe if you get better This is just like Dark Souls get good I killed myself then oh my game crashed. Oh really Sean did your game crash yeah? Change the maps cuz we’re gonna have to go through all of those again. Oh, yes, just to select like Halloween so like Halloween Those are cool. They have boss fights and ghost bits hello This is gonna be confusing now because I’m yellow. Oh, yeah, we switched colors, and I am blue buddy ever die you’ve 1337 millisecond ping oh yeah shit These are spooky yeah, they flash, and then they switch oh oh It’s boss time Boston’s it’s boss time oh I’m gonna get it. I want to get out. Oh you can shoot it no No We gotta work together on this right no, I know I’m trying. I’m trying I didn’t know that you could be the boss That’s it do. I have more health now, or do you guys? I’m never gonna win oh Okay, I think we have more health yeah, so I am 100% gonna lose I Was shitty Well that was a pilot ass You won, I know sister when he was like without shitty Oh God The whole hidden myself Is your launch yourself yeah the reefs take recoil is too much to handle Why Are we fighting each other and not working together, I’m working that answer I’m working together with my son I’m working to kill him with me who I’ve spikes I can kill you he’ll Get a boy just bounce off you have that spiky Sacrificial altar (oi) I’m the one Oh shit Oh fuck Oh no What’d I do? It’s so laggy The whole game froze for a second Yeah, I am the one we have to work together the one to weigh a ton. Oh, yeah get him Straight I’m trying to get him ooh Stop trying to get him and get him out. Oh you gun Boom bang hey, can I have a faint? I rang can I have a better going? Oh? Oh we can do this He’s almost dead Come on we’d win a Lavoie no wait wait, and we my guns not shooting half the time Get him get him get him get him get him get him get him come on High-fiving you in spirit nice. Thanks a punchy now though okay? Come up to my we died, I don’t know what I have I just keep getting new guns Oh, it’s the disco level though. I want to go at this time. It’s the discotheque Okay, we have sniper rifles this day. These are super snipers you had ow Cheapest Jeepers Creepers Disco balls boss doesn’t even look cool. Oh Shit, it is cool. Actually nevermind stories like doing a wave that sounds a lot a cool Wave form yet does that hurt you yeah, now you push it. Oh, I fell off. No it just hurt uses pushes around Whoa? What the fuck what? Fucking nuoc. I guess I won. Okay let Robin be it get ready for You still alive not for long just my wings not for long shitty boo Boo kill each other already No, oh where am I jeez this is really hard to like get to him at all Oh, yeah, when okay so when he does the circle thing you can’t hit him because it’s just yeah And you have to do it on your own I can walk into you guys I’d like destroy you That is so fucking cool But yeah completely unfair when their levels closed off like that whoa come on Oh Oh Robin: Whoa, you’re such a mean person