“Why Sport is Bad” Okay, so right off the bat, I just want to
make one thing clear. While I am saying that sport is bad: exercise
is great for you. I would know. I’m mostly going to be talking about the
sport fans in this video, because they are easily the worst part and there’s a lot I
want to get off my chest regarding those… things. Also, I will be referring to soccer, or “football”,
constantly, because that’s the sport that aggravates me the most. BRUTALITY:
We all know that the Roman gladiators and their Colosseum battles were nothing short
of fucked up. Encaging people and watching them attack each
other senselessly from the outside is obviously inhumane and somewhat sadistic, and we should
all be happy that brutality such as that doesn’t exist anymore, right? WELL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CALL THIS?! LACK OF BRUTALITY:
If. You. Are. Going. To. Cry. At. Least. Get. Hurt. FirstThis guy, for example. I can respect his tears. Good job, buddy
Dumb-fuck FANS: The good, the bad, and the ugly
Okay, I’m going to be transparent on this from the very beginning: it’s okay to be passionate. Hell, being passionate is one of the best
things about being human. Embrace that shit. It’s not okay, however, to be a fucking maniacal
psychopath. You know who you are, fuck you. Let’s start by commending those sports-fans
who are not irrational nut-jobs. GOOD FANS: Now, a “good” sports-fan is someone
who isn’t blinded by unreasonable attachment to a meaningless game. You know, the “stable” ones. The ones who don’t get upset after their favourite
team loses a match, the ones who see the sport as an enjoyable or entertaining game, and
nothing more. The ones who function properly as a human
being. BAD FANS: This shit actually blows my mind,
right? Some people, after experiencing something
they perceive as “negative” in a sports match, will go so far as to resort to violence. What the actual fuck?! A sphere filled with air hit this net more
times than this one, poor you. I hope you’ll be okay. What’s worse is that this isn’t just some
heated scuffle in a family’s living room; THIS sort of devastation has led to full-on
god damn street riots. That’s some crazy-ass stuff, right? It somehow gets even worse! Some sports-fans have resorted to suicide
as a means to “deal” with a loss… of a game they didn’t play… played by people they
don’t know… against other people they don’t know. On a much lighter note, some grown men will
sit there in the stadium and sob like the miserable, blubbering little balls of wasted
testosterone they are. Look at this. If you can look me in the eyes and tell me
that THIS is reasonable, you’re a moron. Actually, come to think of it, I shouldn’t
use such triggering language towards such sensitive little souls, I do apologize. There there. UGLY FANS:
This joke wasn’t funny the first time “FANS” Just because you’ve played Fifa, NBA,
NHL, etc. – and know some of the players’ names, it doesn’t make you a fan of the sport
by default. Don’t act like it does. This is how it makes you look. Don’t look like this. SALARY:
We all know that athletes get over-paid. It’s nothing new. So with that in mind, let’s play a game:
Guess how much money this guy makes every year:
And what about this guy? And this guy?
ALL 3 OF THESE PEOPLE GET OVER 10’s OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS PER YEAR. AND SO DOES THIS GUY. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?! OBSCURITY:
The Olympics is home to a wide array of sports – some of which none of us even know the existence
of. Anyone here a die-hard fan of Steeple Chase,
Dressage or Race Walking? Didn’t think so. CONCLUSION:
I think it’s quite easy to say that I’m a little worked up over this. You could say that I simply despise sport
and the people who play it or enjoy viewing it, but maybe I just think these things because
this is me literally everyday” In summary, here is why I believe sport is
bad: You might become one of these. The end. Crash, go to the privacy of your bedroom if
you’re going to watch that filthy smut.

Why Sport is Bad
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100 thoughts on “Why Sport is Bad

  • November 2, 2016 at 9:13 pm
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    I like this vid

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  • November 2, 2016 at 9:13 pm
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    I just don't like sports

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  • November 2, 2016 at 11:13 pm
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    found this channel scrolling through scarce comments and i have now subbed

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  • November 3, 2016 at 6:33 am
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    how did you get an anime girl to say "follow culturecrash on social media"?!

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  • November 5, 2016 at 11:53 am
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    Football is life❤️❤️❤️❤️

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  • November 5, 2016 at 11:56 am
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    I'm so glad you had that end bit! It really does sound like that!

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  • November 5, 2016 at 2:27 pm
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    this channel is growing more,and more,has great content as always.keep up the good work

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  • November 6, 2016 at 12:57 am
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    you cuss a lot

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  • November 11, 2016 at 4:24 pm
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    "FANS, the good, the bad, and the ugly" AEAEAEAEAAAAA WA WA WAAAAAA

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  • November 17, 2016 at 11:12 pm
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    nogla said u make good videos

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  • November 17, 2016 at 11:12 pm
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    he is a youtuber

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  • November 17, 2016 at 11:17 pm
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    I love this.

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  • November 17, 2016 at 11:58 pm
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    Good job this video CultureCrash and Nogla's animation that you did

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  • November 18, 2016 at 12:37 am
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    this is like GRADE A VIDEOS

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  • November 18, 2016 at 12:58 am
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    Nogla told me to sub and I did well done

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  • November 18, 2016 at 1:48 am
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    This is the first video of this guy that I watch 👏👏 THIS GUY IS AWESOME subscribed

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  • November 18, 2016 at 3:43 am
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    nogla said thank you

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  • November 23, 2016 at 3:21 am
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    There was actually a soccer war b/c a team lost, it lasted for 2 days

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  • January 16, 2017 at 8:53 pm
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    Over 14k

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  • February 24, 2017 at 9:33 am
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    Could you redo this butt cencord

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  • February 24, 2017 at 10:30 am
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    Why do humans watch sports without being forced,I see no point,there random people doing Artemis knows what down there for a few hours,I could possibly finish the month over due project without a massive head ache and head pains in that time,well no, but I could work on,by that I mean binge watch YouTube with a different window with random tabs on the subject,seriously,sport watching is the stupidest thing man kind has made,it should be a form of torture,or sleep medicine because of how boring it is,and considering if a few hundred nuclear bombs were going outside my house I could sleep threw it happily dreaming about throwing things over the roof,and seeing how far I can throw dead trees,later when its not 5:30 am I will throw more things over the roof,the roofs a grave yard of stuff I have lost there,I am still waiting for my tooth brush and Pen's,

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  • February 28, 2017 at 10:05 pm
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    Soccer is my trigger word

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  • February 28, 2017 at 10:08 pm
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    Russia vs England= bad

    Ireland vs Sweden= good.

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  • March 1, 2017 at 5:11 am
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    The voice at the end TRIGGERES me

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  • March 1, 2017 at 6:47 am
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    And this is why I don't go to the stadiums because well it's like a gladiator pit in a stadium

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  • March 1, 2017 at 6:07 pm
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    THE PUN THO XD XD XD

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  • March 1, 2017 at 6:12 pm
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    The dum dum's guide on How to start an Internet flame war DO THIS A YOUR OWN RISK. a lot of notifications WILL be included.

    1.go to any vid that has C.ronaldo or L.messi in it

    2. Say that the opposite player of the vid is better than the vid player e.g : video is about Ronaldo = comment messi is better than Ronaldo.

    3. prepare for a shitload of notifications.

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  • March 2, 2017 at 4:37 am
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    What about the war that happended in soith America over a soccer matc, the foot ball war

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  • March 2, 2017 at 6:24 am
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    You guys should start a freestyle Podcast..

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  • March 5, 2017 at 3:13 am
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    there was a baseball game a few years back, i still remember a huge part of that game, during the game a fight broke out between teams and every person on one team that was in the stadium fought against every person that was on the other team thar was in the stadium.

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  • March 6, 2017 at 3:53 am
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    I've barely found this channel and it's safe to say I have watched half of your videos so far, and I'm still going

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  • March 7, 2017 at 2:36 pm
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    How to start a flame war, BJJ is the master race of martial arts.

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  • March 10, 2017 at 1:05 am
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    Crash is bae

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  • March 11, 2017 at 7:08 am
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    Why is Sport just referred as, well, "Sport."

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  • March 11, 2017 at 9:26 am
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    Crash is both fucked up and fucked hilarious

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  • March 11, 2017 at 9:14 pm
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    7 million percent agreed

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  • March 12, 2017 at 8:29 pm
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    Here's my definition of football ( yea I'm British)

    Kicking a ball around and getting angry about it

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  • March 14, 2017 at 1:24 am
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    I got an ad for a sports thing

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  • March 14, 2017 at 6:42 pm
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    pyschopa– i mean sports fans go ins– i mean get mad over a lost

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  • March 14, 2017 at 6:56 pm
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    666TH LIKE

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  • March 14, 2017 at 9:40 pm
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    All the dislikes are probably sports fans, SO IRONIC

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  • March 14, 2017 at 9:43 pm
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    3:01 MY LIFE

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  • March 14, 2017 at 9:46 pm
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    And OMG THE DORITO THING HAD TO BE AT 4:20? OOOOOOH

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  • March 18, 2017 at 6:38 pm
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    I play soccer but floppers are annoying

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  • March 19, 2017 at 4:14 am
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    Why grammar is suck

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  • March 19, 2017 at 9:45 pm
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    WTF STEEPLECHASE IS THE COOLEST SPORT. LEGIT SUPER HUMAN ASS RUNNERS LAUNCH THEMSELVES FROM PILLAR TO PILLAR AND THEN ALSO HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO SWIM AND DIVE. HOW IS IT NOT AWESOME

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  • March 22, 2017 at 4:09 am
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    wow manny pacquio my fellos fillipino

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  • March 24, 2017 at 10:59 pm
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    Cracking up over here! Great content, bro! You guys make a great team!

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  • March 28, 2017 at 8:28 pm
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    "Sobs like the miserably wasted balls of testosterone that they are"

    Clicked subscribed instantly

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  • April 6, 2017 at 5:22 pm
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    S P I C Y

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  • April 10, 2017 at 5:22 am
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    I have a question ✋🏻

    What's a sports?

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  • April 10, 2017 at 11:25 am
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    is Crash leafy

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  • April 15, 2017 at 12:56 pm
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    sport = bad. Confirmed by Crash.

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  • April 17, 2017 at 5:45 pm
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    I can agree with this on every level. I've never understood people who hardcore like a sports team. My parents are that way and I don't know why. I've known people like that my whole life and it weirds me out. Like, if you play a sport and you lose, it's okay to be upset or if you win, take that victory with pride, but if you have no involvement in the game, then just shrug it off. It doesn't effect you and it never will.

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  • April 20, 2017 at 1:32 pm
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    Manny Paquiao is a senator now

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  • April 21, 2017 at 4:13 am
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    FINALLY!! Someone is as triggered by sports as I am!!! And it's someone great too 🙂

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  • April 23, 2017 at 2:02 am
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    And The Ugly sees Cultures face OH NO slaps crashes face on it

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  • April 26, 2017 at 9:41 pm
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    This is why i don't like sports. And the fact I think that they are boring as f*ck.

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  • April 29, 2017 at 3:00 pm
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    1:10 bensound : going higher

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  • April 29, 2017 at 3:09 pm
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    I know that you probably won't answer but I want to say that I love your chanel but I forgot if you have done a colab with TheOdd1sOut of not then why don't you?

    I prefer crash than culture <3

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  • May 4, 2017 at 8:40 pm
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    Sports bad, M'kay

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  • June 7, 2017 at 7:32 am
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    I'm normally a great person. That is until I'm watching hockey.

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  • June 17, 2017 at 7:37 pm
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    2:45 If they bet money on the match like 100 dollars, then it's reasonable for them to cry CRASH. Btw Crash is my hero, and Culture is one of the smartest people I've ever seen.

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  • June 19, 2017 at 10:49 am
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    3:00

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  • June 21, 2017 at 6:52 pm
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    Did you know there was a football war yes a fucking war over a game and 3000 peapol died

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  • June 24, 2017 at 6:06 am
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    No offense really but this video took a fair bit of inspiration from gradeaundera's video on the same topic

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  • July 1, 2017 at 6:44 pm
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    I love race walking! jk, but I know what is.

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  • July 3, 2017 at 2:28 pm
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    I was expecting more triggered sports fans.

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  • July 13, 2017 at 6:47 pm
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    Crash? When you were doing the part about fans you done the good, the bad, and then cultures face…. Wasn't that ment to be your face?

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  • July 23, 2017 at 3:35 am
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    Even that I do respect soccer aka football 0:53 to 0:56 is funny 😂

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  • July 26, 2017 at 3:49 pm
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    When I was 7 our power went out during a blizzard. We had a portable generator with enough fuel to power the house for a week. But the only thing my parents used it on was… the tv. To watch an (American) football game. We didn't need heat or water or gas or power for the rest of the house. Just the tv. Because football is much more important than cooking, or drinking, or staying warm.

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  • August 19, 2017 at 2:58 am
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    Oh my god crash did actual research on this video.

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  • August 28, 2017 at 10:03 am
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    The only time I get mad is when it's the finals and the team in rooting for just blows it. (Note more like a "Son I'm not mad I'm just disappointed." Mad.)

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  • September 9, 2017 at 1:57 pm
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    So damn true, we should build more colluseums! Sports now a days is boring.

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  • September 23, 2017 at 6:22 pm
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    My brothers gets violent when their favourite team lose and worse even in fifa gams when they score a goal they scream loud as fuck i cant believe the neighbours didnt get angry or anything bout it

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  • September 23, 2017 at 11:50 pm
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    Oh thanks man that's nice

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  • September 26, 2017 at 1:46 pm
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    3:00 my life

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  • October 14, 2017 at 6:37 am
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    The good, the bad, the dirty? By P! ATD?! Cuz you said “The good, the bad, the ugly” and to me, its a reference to P! Atd! Am I right?

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  • October 29, 2017 at 8:05 pm
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    #CheeseburgerFreedomMan SSSOOOOOOO true

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  • November 13, 2017 at 11:54 pm
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    Actually it is funny culture that was VERY funny

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  • January 3, 2018 at 11:12 pm
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    You know what kind of sport I think is bad? Difficult ones.

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  • January 5, 2018 at 5:30 pm
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    Am I the only one that is here just because I am bad at sports 😂😂

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  • February 18, 2018 at 7:55 pm
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    i think you just angered every equestrian or made them laugh really hard

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  • February 20, 2018 at 3:31 pm
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    150% accurate

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  • February 22, 2018 at 12:29 am
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    Go Cleveland Browns!!!

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  • March 8, 2018 at 5:05 am
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    Finally someone who shares my opinion

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  • March 25, 2018 at 8:33 pm
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    Oh no I have a different opinion. Attack me.

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  • April 15, 2018 at 10:22 am
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    I hate football/soccer. It's my opinion. Shut up. I like other sports.

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  • July 4, 2018 at 11:13 am
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    IF. YOU. ARE. GOING. TO. CRY. AT. LEAST. GET. HURT. FIRST.

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  • July 4, 2018 at 11:14 am
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    Bad fans are why I don’t watch sports

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  • July 8, 2018 at 5:14 am
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    Ya gotta love Thess vids

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  • July 25, 2018 at 11:56 am
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    HOW DARE YOU, YOU B** 3:53

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  • August 16, 2018 at 8:40 am
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    I hate sports

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  • November 18, 2018 at 10:49 am
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    How the hell is sport bad it is life

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  • January 26, 2019 at 5:21 pm
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    Sport is something that helps young uns from poor backgrounds to stay away from crime, especially boxing so please fuck off

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  • January 26, 2019 at 5:21 pm
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    U only think that cuz ur a little yank

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  • March 18, 2019 at 6:13 am
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    5:12, lol wtf

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  • April 4, 2019 at 6:23 am
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    SPORTS ARE FUCKING USELESS. Parents threw me into sports at a young age and I thought they were great and became my life, well, they ended up ruining my health completely. I destroyed my knees due to an obsession with with sports, and now I can’t enjoy a simple walk let alone play the stupid sports my brain still wants to play.

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